Frogpop 173,148 25
07/12/2003 02:05 AM

Frogpop got nada.

Bananafish 6 9
07/12/2003 02:05 AM

This nasty girl tried to get me to go back to her place, but she looked like the 1st place winner of the Howard Stern Buttaface contest.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/12/2003 02:06 AM

and you were all out of paper bags?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/12/2003 02:08 AM

You obviously didn't drink enough

Bananafish 6 9
07/12/2003 02:08 AM

I guess so...I just tried to drink the ugliness away. Much more effective than paper bags.

WHat kind of person would actually set themselves up like that to enter themselves in a "nice body/nasty face" contest?

Bananafish 6 9
07/12/2003 02:19 AM

Anyone ever had two girls at once? I've done the barely legal 3some a few times myself. If anyone needs tips feel free to ask.

D.B. Cooper 1,800 12
07/12/2003 02:25 AM

Thanks but it's hard enough disappointing them one at a time.

Cueball 19,242 12
07/12/2003 02:34 AM

I scored twice tonight.



Your hand counts, right?

Bananafish 6 9
07/12/2003 02:36 AM

Nice one.

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/12/2003 11:18 AM

You btter believe I got some last night.



We're talking aboot getting some sleep, right?

Pasqualy 56,794 18
07/13/2003 12:39 AM

I don't Frost and tell.











Hell NO I didn't get any!

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/13/2003 01:12 AM

"I've done the barely legal 3some a few times myself."



Wow, sounds like a perfect day for Bananafish...

AmyPoo has a man! 2,710 12
07/13/2003 05:10 PM

i got some friday night...i was too tired last night after working 11 1/2 hours at work saturday.

Froodle 226 9
07/13/2003 07:43 PM

is that where you take two Barely Legal magazines and make them kissykiss while you break out the lotion?

Pasqualy 56,794 18
07/13/2003 08:03 PM

I tried something new. I plugged my blow up doll into the car tail pipe and shagged her (it) in the back seat.

It worked out pretty good. The car exhaust repressurized her, no matter how many times I stabbed her.

Livewire, tardbot B-4 78,229 13
07/13/2003 08:25 PM

The surest sign that I need to go into therapy: Mechanic and Eric Nguyen have both made me spit water on my keyboard this week.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/14/2003 12:57 PM

I always prefer when they turn there heads.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/14/2003 01:00 PM

why didn't you do us a favor and shag her with the garage door closed?





good god, imagine walking in on that.

Pasqualy 56,794 18
07/14/2003 04:14 PM

...imagine walking in on that...

They'd find two corpses. One stuck in a blow up doll and one with his hand around his weenie.





Both smiling!

Juan Campos 1,173 5
04/15/2009 12:20 AM

Wow, sounds like a perfect day for Bananafish...

This is probably the single most underappreciated clever line I've ever read, ever. Underappreciated enough for me to bump a six year-old thread.

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
04/15/2009 01:27 AM

Actually, yes. Yes I did.

Cream Cheese Lobster Dumplings 18,560 32
04/15/2009 10:16 AM

I got some....

ice cream out of the freezer.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
04/15/2009 10:36 AM

Well got some last night but; not as much as I would've liked.

My back started hurting The kids were wanting dinner.

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,462 21
04/15/2009 12:58 PM

You involve your children? I'm sure that is illegal in at least some parts of the US.

Cream Cheese Lobster Dumplings 18,560 32
04/15/2009 04:51 PM

Not in Kentucky.

PG do you live in Kentucky?

peoriagrace 6,166 11
04/18/2009 12:54 AM

No, but I did live in Missouri.

I should of stated that they started yelling at me and my hubby and trying to open the door to our room; as the children were on the opposite side of the bedroom door from my hubby and me which was locked.

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
04/18/2009 03:15 AM

Question: at what age did Spicey lose his virginity?

Cream Cheese Lobster Dumplings 18,560 32
04/18/2009 11:11 PM

12. He's a pimp like that.

Millie 116,984 28
04/19/2009 11:19 AM

Question: at what age did Spicey lose his virginity?

Um, why do you care?

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
04/19/2009 11:32 AM

Um. Because for no reason.

Ravos, A-boi-oi-oing! 63,462 21
04/20/2009 09:07 AM

Um. Because for no reason.

That's a cromulent reason.

Cream Cheese Lobster Dumplings 18,560 32
04/20/2009 03:47 PM

That's a cromulent reason

That's a cromulent comeback!

Ironbuttkickinsnork 45,655 12
04/23/2009 09:43 AM

I'm a cromulent person.

Juan Campos 1,173 5
04/23/2009 03:45 PM

This is easily the strangest bump thread to ever gain a solid comeback.