Suck for a buck
A comedy conversation
by Cueball  19,242  12
07/13/2003 04:09 PM 474 views
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I went down to the bar with my neighbors last night. In stellar fasion, the bachelorette parties were in full swing. One of these little wenches comes up to me and offers me the old "suck for a buck" (You give her a buck, you get to take a life saver off her soon-to-be-married friend's shirt.
So, I says to the soon-to-be-married dumbass, "Make sure you do this again when you get divorced".
If looks could kill...
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Hilarious
22 votes
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Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522  17
07/13/2003 06:28 PM
Didn't offer her a "Pickle for a Nickle?"
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Cueball 19,242 12
07/13/2003 06:54 PM
I suppose I could have offered her the "Hamberger slice"
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Amusing
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Mookie on Wheels 17,582 13
07/13/2003 07:05 PM
The rectum is a great place.
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Side-splitting
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Livewire, tardbot B-4 78,229 13
07/13/2003 08:16 PM
Rectum?! Damn near killed 'im!
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3 votes
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Cueball 19,242 12
07/14/2003 01:21 AM
First full pee tube in months.
Bring on the mahas.
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Funny
4 votes
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Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/14/2003 02:19 AM
Maha and the Negaclicks will be opening for Van Halen on their 2003/2004 world tour.
Watch for concert dates in your city!
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Chuckleworthy
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psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
07/14/2003 06:13 PM
let me rephrase...............
A marriage is great.
The fact that it is all about sex is messed up.
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Amusing
1 votes
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Bad Donkey 77,546 17
05/06/2008 07:46 PM
Best thread ever!
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Funny
1 votes
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Ditdah 123,102 14
05/06/2008 07:49 PM
You know, we yell at the n00bs for bumping old threads...
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Bad Donkey 77,546 17
05/06/2008 07:54 PM
You know, I don't care.
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Funny
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TracyBunny 1,124 6
05/06/2008 08:01 PM
Material this good is worth bringing back, so I thank you on behalf of those of us who weren't around to see it the first time. We need all the funny we can get these days!
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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foxybill42 623 6
05/06/2008 09:13 PM
Tell her for a buck she could have a
pearl necklace.
Enjoy.
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Funny
5 votes
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syncope 49,019 14
05/06/2008 11:30 PM
I'll give you a buck to hit foxybill in the head with a ball peen hammer.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Thud 68,437 19
05/06/2008 11:48 PM
I'll kick in another dollar for the cause.
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6 votes
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Midgets 96,054 48
05/07/2008 12:54 AM
I'll see your dollar and raise you five if you replace the ball peen with a 8 pound sledge.
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Secret Squirl 53,270 54
05/07/2008 02:12 AM
I've got an ax you guys can use.
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foxybill42 623 6
05/07/2008 03:04 AM
Don't waste your money.Been there,done that.
Use your money on a good hooker and something that will get you high.
Maybe some fat ugly bitch who would appreciate it.
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Bad Donkey 77,546 17
05/07/2008 05:36 PM
I like Foxybil. He stays.
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