jellytot 3,504 11
07/21/2003 11:10 AM

I'll add poop to that list and hope you stop using it!

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/21/2003 11:20 AM

My annoying word(s) of the day is "Good Morning", as in...



"Good Morning Mythology, how was your weekend, mine was great, we went to the falls, had a picnic, you should go..." - office super cheery reception chick

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 11:30 AM

And on that note:





Monday





Gogurt

Gyst 32 9
07/21/2003 11:48 AM

Anytime you mix the words "Bloom" and "Orlando" together, in no particular order...

Trae 156,785 17
07/21/2003 11:56 AM

I'm uncharacteristically grouchy today so I have a big list:



"kid" - as in "Way to go kid." Especially when used in an adult/adult context. It's condescending.



Any sort of baby talk, whatsoever.



"oleander" - just because I hate it.



"wuv" - it's LOVE goddamn it!



"wittle" - it's LITTLE goddamn it!



"thems" - as in "thems the breaks, kid" especially when paired with the aforementioned "kid". This makes me want to shoot you.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/21/2003 11:57 AM

"my bad"

"true dat"

"n00b"

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/21/2003 12:02 PM

Peace out!



and



Jiggy



and



Infidel



speaking of which, and



Shout out

Trae 156,785 17
07/21/2003 12:03 PM

Mammories, misty water colored mammories.....

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/21/2003 12:05 PM

The PR chick two cubes from me says FAABULOUS way too much.



Annoying? Very.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/21/2003 12:14 PM

the ladies that call everyone = hun



Ok hun, sure thing hun, morning hun...





Shoot em with dull pitchforks !!

Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/21/2003 12:19 PM

Anything ending in "-izanch", "-iznit", "-izzle", or merely containing an unnecessary "-izz".



It's stupid. OK?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 12:20 PM

Forget the FCC lets mail a petition out to the KKK to kill Snoop Dogg.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/21/2003 12:22 PM

As I go past them on my rollerblades with the dog running beside me:

"Who's walking who? hehehehehe"



Frost-ing comedic geniuses.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/21/2003 12:23 PM

That's not really a word, as much as a question. I apologise. I'll leave this thread alone now.

Trae 156,785 17
07/21/2003 12:24 PM

"pathetic"

"annoying"

"nut"

"butter"

"not"

"logged"

"in"

Aimless 54,807 10
07/21/2003 12:25 PM

Most words don't annoy me BUT anyone who says schedule like

shed-jule should be drug into the street and beated by a mob of midgets. Damn Canadians.

Trae 156,785 17
07/21/2003 12:30 PM

when people use "drug" instead of "dragged"

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/21/2003 12:32 PM

can't believe trae hasn't done her your and you're yet

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/21/2003 12:38 PM

Ironically when they mean coincidentally, or otherwise.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
07/21/2003 12:39 PM

"cul-de-sac"

"girl power"

"balloon payment"

"rumble"

"shimmy"

"bling bling"

"mack"

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/21/2003 12:41 PM

Whenever I see "Chris Rock" and "Best movie of the year" reviews.... those words hurt me

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/21/2003 12:42 PM

But what bout Shimmy shimmy cocoa-pop?

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
07/21/2003 12:43 PM

<action> screams

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/21/2003 12:46 PM

Ending a sentence with "yo".

John Hargrave 128,746 73
07/21/2003 12:47 PM

I used "my bad" just this morning. Then I stopped and said, "Did I just say 'my bad'? Please shoot me now."



I was going to do an article on this, but since I've been trying to write it for the last two months without any success, here are my other word annoyances:



"Qualm" - I heard a co-worker say "to qualm their fears," when he meant either "quell" or "calm." "Qualm" sounds like some kind of shellfish you'd eat in Maine with a cup of melted butter.



"Acrosst." There is no "T" on the end of this word. Please revisit your third-grade English textbook.



"Taunt" when they mean "taut." I have a cousin who lives in the backwoods of Indiana, and he's always talking about "pulling the rope taunt." "Oh, you mean you pull the rope, just to tease it?"

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/21/2003 12:48 PM

Plural of "breakfast" is not "breakfastses"

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/21/2003 12:49 PM

Also, when something is frozen, you do not unthaw it. You thaw it. Unthawing something would mean freezing it.

Trae 156,785 17
07/21/2003 12:51 PM

I don't know if this happens to any of you but do you ever have a particular person who is always using words incorrectly?



Sometimes it gets to the point where you give up and are like "Yeah, man I axed you a question regarding the saLmon you had for you're lunch."



Oh and those idiots who insist on sending you emails in ALL CAPS.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/21/2003 01:05 PM

astericks instead of asterisks.



But this doesn't annoy me as make me laugh. Like a retard.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/21/2003 01:06 PM

add instead of ad....stupid single web dating sites

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 01:07 PM

You better acks somebody

Aimless 54,807 10
07/21/2003 01:07 PM

I'm an interior designer and was in a meeting with a client and one of my bosses (the gay canadian). My boss looked at the client and said " It just needs a little fluffing! Melissa here is a talented fluffer- arn't you?"



UMmmm, no.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/21/2003 01:11 PM

proper response to that is: I'll believe it, when I see it !!

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/21/2003 02:50 PM

Spelling lose or loser loose or looser is one of my biggest pet peeves. Also, I haven't heard it in a while, it mostly happened during kindergarten... but when people say "picture" like "pitcher" "I'm gonna take your pitcher." ergh. I hate that. Also, I don't like when people say "wit" as in "I'm wit you." Just say the goddamned h!

Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/21/2003 02:51 PM

Web-sight

dinesh 24,862 16
07/21/2003 02:59 PM

daniel, i'm with you. my all time biggest hatred is the lose-loose confusion.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/21/2003 03:17 PM

I'm not confused, just dumb.



At least I've got a good handle on the your/you're situation.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 03:19 PM

I got your confusion right here.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/21/2003 03:39 PM

lose the attitude, loser!



loose lips sink threads.

Whistler 185,889 44
07/21/2003 04:20 PM

Nuke-ya-ler.



You're the leader of the free world, damn it! Get a speech coach!



Also, the next middle aged white person who tells me "you da man!" will get kicked in the nuts.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
07/21/2003 04:26 PM

Alzhimer's disease was "ultumers"

I'm beginning to wonder just how many people actually know how to pronounce that word. Some of the variations I've heard are: "old-timers and all-timers".



My grandmother used to say that she had "osteo-osis". For some reason, she didn't believe that her case of osteoperosis had the letter "p" in the word.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/21/2003 04:31 PM

Oh yeah, well my mom used to say penis butter.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/21/2003 04:34 PM

You wish.

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/21/2003 05:07 PM

Anytime you mix the words "Bloom" and "Orlando" together, in no particular order...



That has to be some form of blasphemy?

Oracle 99 9
07/21/2003 05:25 PM

It annoys me when people say "mirra" when they mean "mirror".

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/21/2003 05:29 PM

I hate when women say no when they really mean yes.



Stop with the mind games and lie still.

Trae 156,785 17
07/21/2003 05:32 PM

Warsh

Wind-er

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/21/2003 05:34 PM

I hate it when guys think I mean yes when I mean no, ew, get off of me.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 05:37 PM

Most Annoying Words Ever:







Reserve not Met







DAMMIT TO HELL

IIxXoOoXxII 896 10
07/21/2003 05:39 PM

most annoying word: boo

IIxXoOoXxII 896 10
07/21/2003 05:41 PM

... and of course suyt

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/21/2003 05:53 PM

Irregardless.



HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!

Xxara 1,114 9
07/21/2003 05:59 PM

debt

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
07/21/2003 06:02 PM

A sorted affair. (as opposed to "sordid")



What, was there laundry involved? Did it take place in the mail room?

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/21/2003 06:02 PM

y'all

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/21/2003 06:04 PM

People who say "I could care less" when they mean "I couldn't care less" are evil.

Unless they have really big tits.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
07/21/2003 06:06 PM

Sorry tlaxcatl. I live in Texas. Excessive use of the word "y'all" is a legal requirement for citizenship here.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/21/2003 06:08 PM

The word y'all is a source of pride for Texans, like hazing and date rape.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/21/2003 06:09 PM

And shootin' stuff.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/21/2003 06:09 PM

daddy when used by anyone over the age of six

"daddy can i have a car? daddy can i have 50 dollars to buy clothes that im never going to wear? daddy, daddy daddy.



shut the Frost up!!!!!!

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 06:10 PM

^^^^^^^^^^^

That is the truth!

people say i am crazy 105 9
07/21/2003 06:11 PM

end every Frost-ing word in s as in



"yous guys wants somesmores"



damn yankees

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/21/2003 06:11 PM

Can I get an amen!!!

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/21/2003 06:11 PM

ok then, Y'all when not in the united states

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/21/2003 06:13 PM

Yet again, you wish.

Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/21/2003 06:17 PM

When I lived in Texas, I would make sure and use "y'all" incorrectly at every opportunity, using a cheesey Texas accent.



The effect is quite similar to flying an airliner into a major metrobolitan landmark. Only smaller.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/21/2003 06:27 PM

ok then... how about when people say:



"can i get a whoot! whoot!?"

Pubah 56,794 18
07/21/2003 07:26 PM

Unfortunately, some people think they have the gift of gab and can talk anyone into anything. To these people, the word "no" is simply a place to start operating.

That REALLY ANNOYS me.

Pubah 56,794 18
07/21/2003 10:41 PM

While seeing ghetto black kids with their pants "saggin" and butchering the english language with words like "boo, aks, peep", etc. annoys me, Suburban white kids doing the same cause they think it's cool causes me to seeth with rage.

Slappy the Happy Cowgirl 84 9
07/21/2003 10:48 PM

supposeBLY

Slappy the Happy Cowgirl 84 9
07/21/2003 10:51 PM

When people say mute point, instead of moot point!!



I'm sorry was his point really that quite?

Pubah 56,794 18
07/21/2003 10:53 PM

May I?



QUIET



I'm sure it was a simple oversight.

Slappy the Happy Cowgirl 84 9
07/21/2003 10:54 PM

Quiet, thanks.

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/21/2003 11:10 PM

I Frost-ing HATE when people say 'youse' as a supposed plural of you. My mother in law does it and I Frost-ing HATE it!





H8!

Pubah 56,794 18
07/22/2003 12:34 AM

"Word to your mutha"

What the Frost does that mean?

whipdanceur 54 9
07/22/2003 12:36 AM

The dopeheads and various other idiots who use "insure" when they mean "ensure." Drives me crazy.



How about words you like?



"Enigma" -- love that word and the way it rolls off your tongue

Pubah 56,794 18
07/22/2003 12:38 AM

Agreed, but that's a different (smashing words) thread.

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/22/2003 02:13 AM

Fo shizzle mah nizzle.

Lasacasa 141 9
07/22/2003 02:24 AM

flustrated

aaaahhh, one my "friends" says it all the time. during one conversation, she said it so many times that i had long since quit listening to her story and had a look on my face like i was trying to give birth to a small winnebago and she looked at me and said, "what's the matter, you seem flustrated."

Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/22/2003 02:26 AM

"I am. Hey, how tall are you?"

Pubah 56,794 18
07/22/2003 02:26 AM

Welcome to Gab. Here's your first "clickie". Entertain us.

Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/22/2003 02:54 AM

"Irregardless" is a double negative that can possibly make alternate universes collide



"Liberry" people who say this shouldn't have a card



anything Yoko Ono has ever said/sung



any female that says "fine"

I am fine, it is fine etc.



para dig em (paradigm) <snarl>



office catch phrases "think out of the box" "run it up the flagpole" Think Enron



any white person trying to "hang wit da homies"



"like" he was like, she was like



"over-qualified"

Neepneep, Como conolo quieres? 35,066 15
07/22/2003 04:55 AM

I heard that americans get pissed off at Kiwis for saying "Burgah" and "Tractah" rather then "Burger" anf "tractor"

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/22/2003 04:59 AM

Not in New England, we don't.

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/22/2003 05:01 AM

New Englanders pronounce it like that. In fact I bet Hargrave and Frogpop yell at tourists in restaurants.



"It's chow-dah... CHOW-DAH."

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/22/2003 05:02 AM

Haha... apparently all late night gabbers share the same brain.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/22/2003 05:02 AM

Those turrists arahl retahds.

NavyBoy 19,912 12
07/22/2003 05:42 AM

When your boss/co-worker/whoever makes reference to everyone being "on the same page".

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/22/2003 05:48 AM

..same page of my enemies list.

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/22/2003 10:08 AM

Hey I live on Oleander Street.

Gonzo Xavier Sasparilla 20,522 17
07/22/2003 12:04 PM

I think I made a blogosphere shortly after getting out of bed this morning.