NavyBoy 19,912 12
07/21/2003 11:40 AM

Do "town names" count?



There's a "Goobertown" in Arkansas...



There's a "Bald Knob" in Arkansas...



And a town in Missouri called "Knob Lick" (I Shakespeare you not)

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 11:42 AM

In Highschool I knew these brother's whose names were, Thai and Dai their last name was wong

Bagpuss 1,889 13
07/21/2003 11:43 AM

No they do not. People's names only. Like Sandy Balls. Or Maria Kuntz.

NavyBoy 19,912 12
07/21/2003 11:44 AM

Ok... head basketball coach when I was at ASU was Dickie Nutt.



Better?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 11:45 AM

I bought a cadillac from a dealership owned by Dick butts

NavyBoy 19,912 12
07/21/2003 11:46 AM

Old football player Dick Butkiss..



Or NASCAR driver Dick Trickle

MongoLloyd 48,662 13
07/21/2003 11:51 AM

Remember this guy?

Gyst 32 9
07/21/2003 11:52 AM

I once came across the name "Jeanette Wackerbush"...



I was really bored and started to laugh to myself for like 10 min...

ringworm 68,315 13
07/21/2003 11:55 AM

back in high school, a friend of mine used to prank call mae b. faggett. (well, are you or aren't you?) i just checked the current phone book, and she's not in it.

Marilyn 12,471 12
07/21/2003 12:03 PM

Al Natanagara.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/21/2003 12:18 PM

There are some car delerships in town here owned by a guy named Dick Withem.



&



I went to school with a girl whose grandma's name was (and I am NOT making this up) Ima June Bug.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
07/21/2003 12:23 PM

My former hometown's newspaper used to employ someone named

Pepsi Cherry.



Yes, she was blonde.

Marilyn 12,471 12
07/21/2003 12:28 PM

Condoleeza Rice.



*snickers

John Hargrave 128,123 71
07/21/2003 12:50 PM

One of the guys who had a few cameo appearances in old Computer Stew episodes was named Arthur Butts.

Marilyn 12,471 12
07/21/2003 01:07 PM

Putting an "Uncle" in from of any name makes it funny.



Not funny - Tim

Funny - Uncle Tim

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/21/2003 01:09 PM

I deal with someone whose mother's name is Rose Rose.



Although I still think an ex classmate of mine take the cake. Last name Robbins, and I swear, his parents named him Baskin !! and they aren't even celebrities !!!

Marilyn 12,471 12
07/21/2003 01:16 PM

They sound like real idiots.



Rose Rose was a character in Cider House Rules.

SuperShah 8 9
07/21/2003 01:28 PM

Any police officer whose first name is "Dan"





*this reminds me of the movie "forrest gump"

Hot Basted Stoat 9,077 10
07/21/2003 01:29 PM

Buddy of mine on another board's real name is Richard Eager.



And yes, he does prefer to be called Dick.



Great guy actually.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/21/2003 01:34 PM

Maybe I say a different Forrest Gump, but wasn't it Lt. Dan? I don't think Forrest joined the L.A.P.D.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/21/2003 01:36 PM

say=saw.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/21/2003 01:44 PM

According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols.



and for Lone Ranger fans, kemo sabe means soggy shrub in Navajo

Trae 156,771 17
07/21/2003 01:55 PM

Buster Cherry

Harry Pitts

Dick Hertz

Justin Inch

Mike Rotch

Moe Lestor

Neil Down

Seymour Butz

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/21/2003 02:11 PM

I know someone (NOT ME) who was called Looney Tunes during his childhood. I repeat, this wasn't me !

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/21/2003 02:13 PM

just came across this one - Nazi Noor - it's in the article off yahoo

Frogpop 173,113 25
07/21/2003 02:17 PM

There was a kid in my middle school named Mike Hunt.



The police officer in our town in charge of the DARE program was Officer Bacon.

Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,504 16
07/21/2003 02:49 PM

Oliver DaPalce

Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,504 16
07/21/2003 02:49 PM

crap.

Marilyn 12,471 12
07/21/2003 02:55 PM

Seabisquit.

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 12
07/21/2003 05:21 PM

Speaking of LAPD, I always thought Stacy Koon was an appropriate name for one of the cops who bootFrosted Rodney King.



I once met an RCMP constable whose last name was Officer. That makes him Constable Officer. You could informally address him as Officer Officer. This is extra-funny to anyone who remembers Jackson Davies' character from The Beachcombers: Constable Constable.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/21/2003 05:26 PM

in the ninth grade i sat next to a guy named "benjamin dover" think about it

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 12
07/21/2003 05:46 PM

No you didn't. You got horribly drunk and went to see the movie Fletch.

MongoLloyd 48,662 13
07/21/2003 05:46 PM

Did he have a sister named Eileen?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 05:47 PM

Or a brother named Amadore?

IIxXoOoXxII 896 10
07/21/2003 05:48 PM

i was acquainted with someone that carried the last name "grossmaneur" ...that poor child.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 05:49 PM

Let's talk about Frosted up names.

Let's start with your name.



What the Frost is your name?

MongoLloyd 48,662 13
07/21/2003 05:50 PM

My grade 7 & 8 French teacher was Madamoiselle Malenfant (translates as Sickchild).

MongoLloyd 48,662 13
07/21/2003 05:52 PM

One from the family:

My father was born not long after his family came to Canada from Denmark. His parents wanted to use traditional Danish names to remember the old country. One tradition there is to give a child their grandmother's maiden name as a middle name.

Thankfully for him, they mentioned it to some English-speaking neighbours who convinced them that Gunnar Bang wouldn't be the best name.

IIxXoOoXxII 896 10
07/21/2003 05:53 PM

My name? Why should you know and if you do it is pretty Frosted up. My last name is two letters long.

MongoLloyd 48,662 13
07/21/2003 06:15 PM

Ho?

First name Dirty?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 06:17 PM

Are we related?



Does your first name have one syllable and sound like a frying pan being thrown down the stairs?

people say i am crazy 105 9
07/21/2003 06:19 PM

my pool guys name is richard head (they dont call him dick)

and my friends moms name is sandy bossum

Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,504 16
07/21/2003 06:27 PM

Did he have a sister named Eileen?



No, but he has a brother known as Tip.

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 12
07/21/2003 06:32 PM

Favourite hockey player names:



Duke Wellington



Max Quackenbush



Per Djoos (pronounced like "pear juice")



Larry Playfair (used to get tons of penalties)



John Madden



Ray Kinsella (If you build it, he will come...)



Howard Hughes



Dr. Randy Gregg, M.D. (Yes, a real doctor. If you tried to make a movie about a hockey-playing doctor, producers would tell you to get lost with that far-fetched nonsense)



...drum roll for my all-time favourite:



Jean-Luc Grand-Pierre. Grand in French means large. Pierre is French for Peter. The kicker is that he's black.

IIxXoOoXxII 896 10
07/21/2003 06:34 PM

i highly doubt that we are related.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 06:36 PM

Really, how tall are you?

IIxXoOoXxII 896 10
07/21/2003 06:49 PM

I'm sure you're taller than i am

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/21/2003 06:50 PM

Had to think about that one huh?

Pubah 54,897 17
07/22/2003 12:24 AM

Baseball player Milton Bradley.

His parents should be shot!

Lasacasa 141 9
07/22/2003 02:33 AM

I went to high school with a girl named Rani Autumn, and my dad went to high school with a guy named Jerry Titsworth and one named Harold Butts, but they called him Harry.

Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/22/2003 03:02 AM

Somewhere in the state of MA there was a guy running for office it was either



"sheriff" for marshall

or

"marshall" for sheriff

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 12
07/22/2003 04:57 AM

There's a professor at Stanford named Daniel Bump.

Frogpop 173,113 25
07/22/2003 04:58 AM

well done. clickie for you.

Xxara 1,114 9
07/22/2003 05:47 AM

My granny's name is Milley Milley...and I had and Ex b/f who's dentist was name Dr.Payne



My friend and I use to prank call a guy Named Azziz (ahzeeeze) I can't recal the last name thought...we thought his first name was funny.......the goofy thing about it is her first job out of highschool..she landed up working for the guy!!! (we had his name marked in her phone book, so we KNEW it was the same guy) He sold shoes.

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 12
07/22/2003 06:07 AM

Oh, I forgot 2 hockey players that haven't made the NHL yet...



Robin Big Snake



Cory Pecker



As you can imagine, Big Snake jerseys were huge sellers in Vancouver, even though the Giants are only a junior league team.

Bagpuss 1,889 13
07/22/2003 06:33 AM

Teresa Green.

Trixxie 65,014 14
07/22/2003 12:52 PM

Mona Littlemore

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 12
07/22/2003 03:50 PM

Because I'm Canadian, I need to enter an American's name and adress for the Chi Chi's salsa contest.



I plugged "Ben Dover" in Yahoo's people finder. There's one in San Francisco. Heh. Unfortunately there's no address with it, so I'm going with one of the many Ben Dovers in Georgia, in honour of Trae.

Xorboff....thanx T. 1,582 10
07/22/2003 04:05 PM

Hugh G. Rection

Pubah 54,897 17
07/22/2003 07:09 PM

Bonnie B. Banks

I wonder if her middle name was Bonnie too.

HeatherGaye 520 10
07/22/2003 09:41 PM

A friend of mine knew a girl called Ophelia Cox.

Slappy the Happy Cowgirl 84 9
07/22/2003 09:42 PM

The lunchlady at my Jr. High was names. Mrs. Faginbush.



Not a good name to have around pre-teens.