Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/22/2003 04:20 PM

Ritalin.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/22/2003 04:23 PM

Who else is recieving mass amount of maha's from this bitch







someone is taking the your, you're thing a little too far

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/22/2003 04:26 PM

Cackbag.



For anyone who was curious about the point of this thread.



I only got about 15 or 16.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/22/2003 04:27 PM

I am at 23

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 04:28 PM

I don't exist. So don't maha me. I haven't gotten any. Yet.



396? How is that possible? And is the one otto a mistake?

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 04:32 PM

by the way, I noticed this user earlier today, and they had nothing. So this is all within a few hours.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/22/2003 04:32 PM

Anything is possible here in the wonderful world of Gab.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/22/2003 04:33 PM

Hey Virn I got those firestcks by Wilson they are sooooooooooo sweet!





I still hit in the low hundreds though

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 04:35 PM

oh yeah, I was going to ask you about those.



I was doing a lot better this year, I used to shoot about 120 consistently, and I had one round at about 102 this year. Of course I've been a lazy ass lately, so I'm sure I'll be back to 120 in no time.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 04:36 PM

also, in retaliation, I will give all victims here a click.



Down with the trolls!

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
07/22/2003 04:39 PM

Dang. Even I got Mahas. I didn't think I rated that much.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/22/2003 04:39 PM

I am glad I didn't spend all my money on clubs I am very pleased with the set I got

IIxXoOoXxII 896 10
07/22/2003 04:40 PM

damn bitches ..... im going clickie hunting

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/22/2003 04:42 PM

Since we all agree that clickie counts don't matter anyway, let the little Frosttard knock him/herself out. If we're lucky, they'll get an oozing boil on their maha finger that resembles goatse man.

IIxXoOoXxII 896 10
07/22/2003 04:42 PM

i got 45!!!

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/22/2003 04:44 PM

I wonder if it's a script.



It can be done pretty easily. Just like the type of script required to bump a couple of dozen old stale threads.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 04:44 PM

I think I've gotten at least 5. I did time them and in 10 minutes they did about 37. That's not bad. I'm impressed with their dedication. Also, there's plenty of pee to sip here...

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/22/2003 04:47 PM

Wow, in less than an hour, I went from 6 to 32. I'm glad I saw this thread first or else I probably would have killed myself.



Or at least frowned.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/22/2003 04:47 PM

Yeah, I'd tend to agree with the script angle. Especially since the threads and posts are assigned individual numbers. Be much better if they were assigned some other non-sequential ID that couldn't be easily incremented. Hear us Hargrave?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/22/2003 04:48 PM

OK, this guys obviously on drugs. next he's going to say Virn has a monstrous penis.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 04:49 PM

what a Froster. posted not logged in so we all couldn't seek revenge on them, if in fact that was them.



Oh, if they post later, they will pay.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 04:51 PM

ok, they're asian and they're an Emerson.



Post logged in please. PLEASE. I will break my no maha rule just for you.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/22/2003 04:52 PM

So show yourself, post one time please just once.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/22/2003 04:54 PM

You took away one of my two full pee tubes you Emerson. I worked for a year for those and now one of them is gone. If I wasn't at work I would be making the noose already.

Xxara 1,114 9
07/22/2003 04:56 PM

BLOODY HELL I had zero mahas now I have 11 mahas!!!! UGH!!!

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/22/2003 05:00 PM

Check out Tee Hee's first post. Knows "maha" terminology and ends a post with "that is all"... Not a noob. All I'm saying.

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/22/2003 05:02 PM

Oh, and please stop with the free clicks. Unless I actually post something funny.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/22/2003 05:05 PM

You have to admit, Tee-hee/Jackmaster is certainly skilled at getting under gabbers' skin.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/22/2003 05:07 PM

I gave you two free clickies, Livewire. Do you want me to give you two mahas to even it out?



Although, I'm certain that you've said something funny somewhere else that I wanted to click twice and couldn't.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 05:18 PM

clovis?



really man, get a Frost-ing life. Enjoy Gab or leave. I'm glad I pissed you off though. Bring on the mahas. Interesting I only got like 10 at the most when you designed it for me. Try again flaptard. Remember, pee tubes and rankings mean nothing. The more mahas I get from a troll like you, the better off I am. It's the single ones where people really mean it that are more effective. What you just did, meant nothing, except you obviously have nothing better to do.



So go polish your knob and your star wars figures and we'll see you here trying to be intimidating later.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/22/2003 05:20 PM

He has star wars figures?



Cool! Maybe he's not so bad afterall.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 05:21 PM

It the new Star Wars ones, he has all the Jar Jar Binks ones.



Remeber, he's a Frost-ing moron.

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/22/2003 05:22 PM

Star Wars figures.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/22/2003 05:23 PM

Oh, the new ones. That changes things.



Frost YOU, Emerson! YOU SUCK!

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 05:26 PM

I must say, I'm honored at all the hatred that's been thrown my way lately. Love me or hate me, at least I'm well known here now.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/22/2003 05:28 PM

That was meant for tee-hee, not you.



I love you Virn.



Really.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 05:32 PM

I wanna know who got the otto from this piece of Shakespeare?



Almost 500 mahas and one otto, that 1 post must have been brilliant.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/22/2003 05:41 PM

"Ee-gads.. keeps yer heads down boys!"

"Sarge, we're takin' heavy Mahas!!"



I hired a 13 year old 3leet hax0r to flood the board with mahas so that you'd all forget my embarrassing premature maha incident.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 05:41 PM

If they don't mean anything, why don't you login?



I don't care. Bring on the mahas, if they're from you, I could really care less. Oh, and we got upset because what you did was just ridiculous. Just like the post-bot. You're obviously not here to contribute so why don't you just go away?



I'd rather have 10 clovises than 1 of you. At least he was entertaining.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/22/2003 05:45 PM

But clickies and mahas do matter.



Don't get me wrong, I don't lose sleep over then, but I do like getting clickies and I don't like getting mahas.



So stop giving them to me, please, or I'll have serious frown lines in my forehead and that will detract from the overall beauty that is me.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
07/22/2003 05:49 PM

I don't mind getting mahas if I deserve them. Giving everyone mahas just to spite one individual is kind of low, though. Collateral damage is a bad thing. Even if it's a movie starring Arnold Schwollenpecker.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 05:56 PM

funny thing is, he barely even grazed me, but hit others he claimed to like really hard.



we're dealing with a real genius here. A Poe too, since he won't log in, wonder why, since clicks, mahas and ratings don't matter. Then it won't hurt anything to log in will it?

Xxara 1,114 9
07/22/2003 06:00 PM

I think he should be banned

if you think something is unfunny then click it once..nothing more..

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/22/2003 06:03 PM

PSST Virn





Clickies don't mean nothing why didn't you tell me that?







Dammit!

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/22/2003 06:08 PM

Hey Frosttwat. Maha me til the Frost-ing cows come home. Do you honestly think I give a sweet Frost about mahas? You poor useless excuse for a Gabber. I do find it mildy amusing the way some of the regulars here have reacted to your musings though. Pity, really. You aren't worth it dickhead. Continue your trolling. I'm not interested in a conversation however.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/22/2003 06:12 PM

<action>Puts fingers on chest</action>







Moi?

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/22/2003 06:12 PM

<action>administers hyposprays of Ritalin all around.</action>

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/22/2003 06:15 PM

<action>Dancing around naked</action>





I'm a maniac, a maniac I knooooow

And I'm Dancing like I never danced befoooooooore

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/22/2003 06:50 PM

dude my mahas went from 0 to 26 WTF

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/22/2003 06:53 PM

Oh no. Now you've done it Tee Hee. tlaxcatl is bringing down the wrath of the WTF on you. You're Frosted.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/22/2003 06:58 PM

thats funnier than you think. i'm a black belt in taekwondo. not that that helps me unless i know where he lives but still

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/22/2003 07:16 PM

Eric, my comment wasn't directed at you.

Pubah 56,794 18
07/22/2003 07:23 PM

I must have really made someone thirsty while I slept. They sucked copious piss from us all.



Glad to be of service.

Tallsup 202 9
07/22/2003 07:58 PM

Maybe if they got off all the antidepressents they would enjoy life more, and then they would get some. .....Nah stay on the pills, and make everones life hell.

1,423 10
07/22/2003 08:29 PM

well personally if i go off my anti depressents i kill people, but maybe thats not such a bad thing?

1,423 10
07/22/2003 08:31 PM

that was me i forgot to log in

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/22/2003 08:33 PM

ok so maybe i can't change my name

Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/22/2003 08:33 PM

damm 16!!!!!!

Tallsup 202 9
07/22/2003 08:33 PM

No Shakespeare or maybe someone will kill you in self defence.

Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/22/2003 08:44 PM

Today was my happiest day ever on zug I was happy to have finally broken a hundred now it's all meaningless

Aimless 54,807 10
07/22/2003 08:45 PM

Yeah, well, I've bareley posted and I'm still the 189th funniest of all time SUCKA. Maha me all you want you'll never steal my glory



NEVER!

Tallsup 202 9
07/22/2003 08:55 PM

I think I know the problem,a crackhead with no crack is pain in the ass on GAB.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 11:39 PM

heh, I think that chuckleFrost made me #1 for the month...I was #2 I had lost to livewire, but somehow I'm #1 again.



Thanks Coleridgesmoker.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/22/2003 11:42 PM

son of a bitch, i went from 0 to 75 in one day

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/22/2003 11:49 PM

Jumping Jesus H Christ on a popsicle stick. I went from 13 to 124.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/22/2003 11:51 PM

If it makes you feel any better I think he refined it and went for another round. I went from about 245 or so I think to about 375. And his profile says he's up to 601 negaclicks.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/22/2003 11:57 PM

Wow, I went from 15 (13 of them much deserved) to my current total of 68. This irks me as I have not said a word to this indivdual, and try hard not to be too offensive in threads.

I guess someone was just in the mood to destroy and take advantage of a good thing. Rest in hell, person, you deserve no respect from us.

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/22/2003 11:58 PM

Why yes, as a matter of fact that does make me feel better!



</sarcasm>

IIxXoOoXxII 896 10
07/23/2003 12:06 AM

i went from 7 mahas to 82.

IIxXoOoXxII 896 10
07/23/2003 12:07 AM

its sad-- i have more mahas then clickies now

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/23/2003 12:10 AM

HERE is the assbag in another incarnation. Note the number of negaclicks. I'm in a state of shock and awe.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/23/2003 12:14 AM

I think it would be easy to have some sort of rule that NooBs can't maha, and you need to have more posi's than negi's before you can, perhaps even a maha cap/day or something for NooBs

Tallsup 202 9
07/23/2003 12:15 AM

E-mail his ass,Tell him about.

IIxXoOoXxII 896 10
07/23/2003 12:17 AM

I admit first arriving i got pretty pissed and smacked everyone who bashed me with mahas ;)... But this is like a zug terrorist

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/23/2003 12:19 AM

No, this is someone with very thin skin, and a general misunderstanding of Gab and Zug at all.



You don't need to be here if you don't want to be. Leave the rest of us alone, please.

IIxXoOoXxII 896 10
07/23/2003 12:23 AM

for all we know he might have broken out of the loony bin to do this and laugh at his accomplishments.

Tallsup 202 9
07/23/2003 12:27 AM

I dont think so not even crazy people are this retarded.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/23/2003 12:33 AM

is this a case where we can report abuse?

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/23/2003 12:45 AM

that's just Frost-ing ridiculous.



Hargrave, can we do something about this?

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 12:50 AM

I think I'm going mental.













































































































Nope............... definitely going mental.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/23/2003 12:51 AM

The thing that really pisses me off is that he won't even post logged in, or even post at all. What a coward.



If gab is so terrible go somewhere else, and I don't even know the guy and I doubt he knows me, so why waste this much time for something like this? Get over it, why hate some words on a screen? It's not worth that much emotion.



And I do stand by my quoted statement in that profile. I would rather have a 100 clovis' than this guy. Clovis at least had the guts to stand up and fight back, and those threads were a lot of fun.

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 12:54 AM

Yeh, but he sucked badder than a really sucky thing.

people say i am crazy 105 9
07/23/2003 12:57 AM

virn and eric went golfing today i got my first par round, thought i would give it shot at lighting up this convo

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/23/2003 12:57 AM

"that's just Frost-ing ridiculous."



sigh, thought so

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 01:29 AM

17 to 99, right on!



quick! someone give me #100!

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 01:33 AM

WOO-HOO!



100!



count 'em, suckahs!

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 01:36 AM

That was me! I'm really really really sorry! I just hate odd numbers. I've given you some smiles to make up for it.

















I'm SO sorry, I feel slightly ill now.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 01:39 AM

Thanks Daggy, I was hoping it was someone cool.

And I'm right there with you on the "unbalanced" number thing.

HeatherGaye 520 10
07/23/2003 01:49 AM

Ummmm, I haven't been here very long... yesterday I had nothing to nothing, and today I have seven to one, and a complex to boot. Dare I ask - is that likely to be the maha-monster, or am I just not very funny?

HeatherGaye 520 10
07/23/2003 01:50 AM

God, that was a really stupid question. <action>crawls under rock</action>

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 01:52 AM

all of the above.



here's a couple clickies for your trouble.

Xxara 1,114 9
07/23/2003 01:53 AM

BLOODY Frost-ing HELL!!!!!!! I had zero mahas this morning now I have 45!!!!

HeatherGaye 520 10
07/23/2003 01:55 AM

Err, cheers. I feel moderately affirmed.

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 02:00 AM

Hey! 20 minutes ago I had 78....... now I have 82!



It's a GAME!!!



Heeeeeeeeeeee!

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:01 AM

sshhhh! Clovis' Clone is over there.. ------>

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 02:01 AM

Oooooooh! 90!

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:02 AM

GAH! 137!?

Tallsup 202 9
07/23/2003 02:06 AM

Is that all you can do is give clicks? Cause you know you would get your ass beat in the real world.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/23/2003 02:09 AM

Is this person just basically clicking everyone for no reason ?

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 02:10 AM

<action>flaps hands in an excited manner</action>



91!



*squeals*

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/23/2003 02:10 AM

I have 24, up from one. What a wanker. I think John should ban this guy and reset everyone's mahas to zero.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:12 AM

Mythology, there are all sorts of reasons..



no life,

no friends,

no money,

ad nauseam..



..oh wait, that's why I'm here.

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 02:12 AM

<action>hops excitedly from one foot to the other</action>



95!





This calls for a chip butty!

HeatherGaye 520 10
07/23/2003 02:15 AM

Bleargh! I'm getting unfunnier by the minute.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:15 AM

pfft.. that's nothing, I'm up to 161!



he must only be using newer threads.. I only got here at the end of May.

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 02:16 AM

This is hilarious. All the new people that join GAB after this will look at my profile and see all my mahas and think I'm a real tough bitch!



And FEAR me!



I can't understand why I'm having so much Frost-ing fun!

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:16 AM

here's another one, Mini-me Clone.

Tallsup 202 9
07/23/2003 02:18 AM

I see Clovis' clone and mini me but where is Clovis. Will The Real Clovis Please Stand Up

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:19 AM

quick Heather!



Tell us something embarasing!

Trip on something!

Tell a knock-knock joke!

DO SOMETHING!!

Xxara 1,114 9
07/23/2003 02:19 AM

oh joy 75 now

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 02:20 AM

HEY!



How come Frogpop gets 161 and I only get 95??



What is wrong with you, you asstard!!??

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:22 AM

heh. You're a lightweight, Daggy.



Bring on the n00bs! Mwuahahaha!

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 02:28 AM

This isn't fair. I've been here way longer than Frogpop.... I DEMAND MY FAIR SHARE OF MAHAS!!!!



COME BACK YOU BASTARD!!!!!





*shakes fist at sky*

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/23/2003 02:30 AM

man, you are never satisfied, you rolling stone you

Tallsup 202 9
07/23/2003 02:32 AM

I'd rather have 10000 clovis than 2 of you

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:33 AM

It only counts when Virn says it.

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/23/2003 02:35 AM

Yeah, Daggy, his wee device is clicking every post, so possibly you havn't been poasting as much as Frog. I have 42 mahas, up from 24 a few minutes ago.

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/23/2003 02:36 AM

<action>actually knows what a chip butty is, and could happily cook one for Daggy.</action>

Tallsup 202 9
07/23/2003 02:36 AM

I would rather have a world full a virn than 2 clovis ......Hows that?

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:39 AM

is this a case where we can report abuse?



ya know, I always just assumed that that part of our profiles linked right to Goatse..

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 02:39 AM

Still only 95.









*coughoddnumbercough*

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:41 AM

<action> thought chip butty was some sort of dirty dirty sex act, but was happily willing to try it out with Daggy. </action>

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:42 AM

I gave you #100 Daggs.



Swapsies!

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 02:44 AM

100!!!!





w00t! I = winnar

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/23/2003 02:46 AM

And another account.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:47 AM

wow, looks like he'Shakespeare this thread now. pee-pees go bye-bye..

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/23/2003 02:47 AM

Yet another account.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:48 AM

and now the swear bot has turned against me!



ok..

"wow, looks like he haShakespeare this thread now. pee-pees go bye-bye.."

Fluro 14,139 11
07/23/2003 02:51 AM

some scrotum sucker has bumped me to 62 up from 22 mahas. Clovis, you are a very bad man.













Or, if its you nutbutter then you suck like an electrolux.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/23/2003 02:51 AM

Dude, with all the clickie action and expertise you are getting here at Gab, you should hit porn forums alot more often...releasssssssse

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/23/2003 02:52 AM

I thought your erroneous post was referring to the poop tubes. In that sense, he has Shakespeare this thread.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:53 AM

Livewire: 242

Me: 201

Daggy: 108



but I'll bet that Virn is teh winnar.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/23/2003 02:54 AM

cmon froggy, I've been with this for a few hours now, you can include me, clovis has for no reason whatsoever, give me my maha props !!

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:55 AM

Heh, fair enough Livewire. Though the consensus is that poop = funny. Please see my post nominating a Blood Bar, or "Tampon".

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 02:55 AM

mythology:130goodjob.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/23/2003 02:56 AM

130 ?!! mother-Frostinnoob!!!

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 02:57 AM

Virnomine has 500+



Trae has over 600!!



What the Frost have I done to piss him off with my paltry 108???



WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/23/2003 02:58 AM

it's gotta be your icon...I mean a coffee cup? Cmon, get with the whiskers or meat, my man (assuming)

Snoop Dagg 86,684 14
07/23/2003 03:03 AM

Frost off!



It's clearly a very tough beer mug!

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 03:04 AM

*operation bump*

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/23/2003 03:05 AM

that's a beer mug for midgets maybe... where I come from beer mugs are big, and don't have cute little handles....

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/23/2003 03:08 AM

there is one saving grace to this incident, and that is, I know now that there is at least one person out there, that wastes more useless time at Gab than me, and his name is Clovis

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/23/2003 03:13 AM

It's not the original Clovis. That poor li'l guy was just a half-educated Frosttard. This one is a completely educated Frosttard who can complete coherent sentences. And is also likely an old-time gabber.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 03:14 AM

ooh! 222! pretty...

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/23/2003 03:16 AM

Oh, lets all have fun jumping to conclusions. It'll be fun. Who do you think it is?

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/23/2003 03:20 AM

In this time of crisis for Zug, we must come together and present a united front. Donating blood wont be helpful this time, so unleash the ottos!

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/23/2003 03:29 AM

In all likelihood, John can wipe the mahas off the books, because Gab actually records who clicked each post, so you can't give any single post multiple clicks. When that happens, we'll all be back where we started.



Except that over the last day, I have collected a metric Frostton of clicks, probably most of them being freebies.



Ideally, I'd like to have Superman fly around the Earth over and over, really really fast, so that time turns back by a couple of days. Then he should melt Bizarro-Clovis' computer with his heat vision. And then do a super-mega shooooooo-ryu-ken uppercut and punch him into space.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/23/2003 03:32 AM

Hargravegate....

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 03:49 AM

Mel the drummer girl has escaped the Clovisclone Shakespeare storm completely unscathed. I will now worship her as The Chosen One! ...until she says something really dumb.

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/23/2003 04:06 AM

Yes, because she hasn't posted a single thing, m'kay?

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 04:13 AM

glad I didn't pick you.. that would have been the shortest lived religion EVAH!

Hot Basted Stoat 9,077 10
07/23/2003 07:24 AM

Damn, there I was down the pub gettng pissed and I missed all this excitement with you geeks....



By the way, congrats, you just made the little twats day by giving him all this attention in this thread.



Instead of being an unknown Shakespearesniffer, he's now a well known Shakespearesniffer.

Hot Basted Stoat 9,077 10
07/23/2003 07:25 AM

1 maha up to 69. What a Frost-ing screaming homo.

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
07/23/2003 08:03 AM

And here we see Hot Basted Stoat displaying the typical Zug reaction- "C'mon guys, all this attention is just encouraging the poor guy... HOLY Shakespeare LOOK AT ALL THOSE MAHAS, WHAT A BASTARD!"

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 08:06 AM

Hehe. Cheers Jaggy.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/23/2003 08:34 AM

Yesterday morning: 6 mahas

This morning: 197 mahas



Oh well.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/23/2003 09:14 AM

I now have 582, I had less than 240 yesterday.



Something needs to be done about this.

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/23/2003 09:29 AM

There can be only one course of Action:







I AM LEAVING GAB FOREVER UNLESS HARGRAVE DOES AWAY WITH MAHAs

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/23/2003 09:32 AM

trixxie, you can't go...we need a raging homo to even things out here. Plus you answer all the questions we have about the gay lifestyle.



I would go along with the removal of mahas though....

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/23/2003 09:34 AM

Trixxxie no go!!!

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/23/2003 09:39 AM

Ok, I'll stay but only if ya'll deluge Hargrave with a GD Shakespeare load of emails complaining about the Maha.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 09:45 AM

Relax, Livewire already wrote John last night and got an email back.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/23/2003 09:48 AM

and?

John Hargrave 128,746 73
07/23/2003 10:17 AM

And I said that the problem has been resolved.



For now, at least.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/23/2003 10:18 AM

Well, if it was solved before, and then you had to re-solve it, who's to say it won't flare up again?

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/23/2003 10:19 AM

Oh. Resolved.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/23/2003 10:19 AM

OK, thank you John.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/23/2003 12:55 PM

no mahas to 173 in one day... thanks for stopping the madness john

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/23/2003 01:12 PM

I can't believe this thread got 173 posts.



Whatsa matter with you people?!

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/23/2003 01:18 PM

hey my mahas were the same number as the posts after i posted my last post.(it it possible to post the word post anymore? apparently so...)

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
07/23/2003 01:36 PM

Holy Poop on a stick. I thought the maha maniac liked me... but my maha's have doubled. Either that, or you all hate me now.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/23/2003 01:38 PM

No my friend, he said he liked me too (Ha go figure huh) but I went from 39 to 262

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/23/2003 01:40 PM

don't listen to jujube, we hate you now chi.

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
07/23/2003 01:44 PM

I loves me a good mystery. Whoever that was, it sure weren't no "clovis" feller. It is, however, someone who likes the "real ultimate power" ninja website... as seen here: "On the one hand I don't give a crap, but on the other hand, i'm very careful and precise.", which is a line taken directly from the Official Ninja Webpage. And it was not written in broken, puncuation-free english, which rules out the original clovis.

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
07/23/2003 01:47 PM

Aw geez, Virn... you don't know how long I've waited to hear you say that!

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/25/2003 10:03 AM

Shakespeare! I got two new testiclicks in the past two days! Has someone else started a negaclick script? Because that's a lot!

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/25/2003 10:14 AM

It's just all these new people who haven't yet learned how/when to properly suck pee.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/25/2003 10:16 AM

Actually, I was just kidding. Two is pretty good, I think, consideing my level of suckage.

Hot Pimpin Stoat 9,077 10
07/25/2003 10:44 AM

And considering your spelling..

Hot Pimpin Stoat 9,077 10
07/25/2003 10:49 AM

"And here we see Hot Basted Stoat displaying the typical Zug reaction- "C'mon guys, all this attention is just encouraging the poor guy... HOLY Shakespeare LOOK AT ALL THOSE MAHAS, WHAT A BASTARD!""



Jaggy, you wouldn't know irony if it buttFrosted you would ya?

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/25/2003 10:51 AM

<action>considers changing his name to irony</action>

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/25/2003 10:51 AM

aw cmon people !! it's too early in the morning for sweet loving...<rereads last post>...never mind

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/05/2003 03:06 AM

oh yeah... this bump should do nicely to piss Beeble off

Beeblebr0x, New & Improved 31,599 13
10/05/2003 03:35 AM

<yawn>