Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/23/2003 03:18 PM

But Frogpop and Livewire, clever as monkeys,

resurrected the previous threads quick like junkies,

"No problem," he said with his knob in his hand,

"Just wait till I launch phase two of my plan!"



The negaclick script worked without a hitch,

While Eric Nguyen shouted, "YOU Frost-ing BITCH!"

The bored clicks piled up by dozens and dozens,

While ClovisClone had impure daydreams about cousins.



"Pooh-pooh to the Gabbers," he fiendishly said,

"By now they should know that the Gab is now dead,

The day shift is coming, I know just what they'll do,

They'll all go to HoB after crying boo-hoo!"



"That's a noise," said the ClovisClone, "That I simply must hear,"

So he cupped his too-hairy palm to his ear,

And he did hear a sound emanating from Zug,

But that sound that he heard was confusing the thug,



This sound wasn't sad, it sounded quite merry!

It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry. VERY!



He stared at his monitor, popping his eyes,

What the ClovisClone saw was a shocking surprise,



The Gab carried on, as funny as ever,

They laughed and they laughed at his stupid endeavour,

Then he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore,

But alas, there's no happy end for this whore,

He had left a breadcrumb trail, you see,

so the webmaster Hargrave banned his IP.



And what happened then? Well in Gabland they say,

"Who cares about him? Here's a CapCon, let's play!"

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/23/2003 03:22 PM

Bravo Bravo

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
07/23/2003 03:23 PM

That was awesome. Hella clickies just for putting forth the effort. Should John ever compile a "Historical Account of GAB: 1998-2019 (when we all catch the Monekypox and die)", that absolutely must go in.

Trae 156,785 17
07/23/2003 03:35 PM

That was absolutely awesome, Livewire. Posts like that are what make GAB so great.



Thanks for that!

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/23/2003 03:55 PM

Dude, you rock!

Chili 8,880 12
07/23/2003 03:57 PM

Very good.

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/23/2003 04:02 PM

That is one for the GAB history books already. 50 Trixxie points to yew.

Trae 156,785 17
07/23/2003 04:03 PM

Trixxie??



Where'd the rest of your name go?

monKKRE 417 14
07/23/2003 04:09 PM

That is why I love this place. You made my day.

Geekzilla 954 12
07/23/2003 04:19 PM

Ahh, that reminds me of other great artistic GAB works, like this.

El Volante 10,315 10
07/23/2003 04:29 PM

Creative funny stuff is ruining Gab. Hey Livewire you dirty nonFrosttard, you've ruined the sucking.



That's about as nice as I get.

Trae 156,785 17
07/23/2003 04:50 PM

Shut up or I'll sodomize your donkey!!!



























Hell, I'll do it anyway.

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/23/2003 04:52 PM

Trixxie??



Where'd the rest of your name go:





I'm feeling damn unpretentious today.

Trae 156,785 17
07/23/2003 04:55 PM

Oh.



I thought you were just copying me again, you tart.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/23/2003 06:37 PM

Cheers, Livewire! Truly Outstanding.

DagPants 86,684 14
07/23/2003 06:51 PM

Livewire!



You me sex NOW.

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/23/2003 07:07 PM

Hot damn!



First I get two full pee tubes, then an invitation to fill someone else's pee tube! I am HOT!

Pubah 56,794 18
07/23/2003 07:31 PM

Pricless, Genius, the reason I endure insults and play at Gab.

Livewire, much has been made about what's WRONG with Gab. You've reminded me about what is RIGHT with Gab.

Thanks, I needed a laugh

Swizzle 3,957 10
07/23/2003 07:43 PM

Genius! That was truly awesome Livewire!!

DagPants 86,684 14
07/23/2003 07:48 PM

Dude! Mechanic called you prickless!

Pubah 56,794 18
07/23/2003 08:04 PM

Thank you, Livewire for not retaliating to my obvious faux pas.

-PRICELESS-

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/23/2003 09:01 PM

World's only comedy site: FREE



Taking half an hour to satirize Dr. Seuss: FREE



Response to all my hard work: PRICKLESS

Pubah 56,794 18
07/23/2003 09:04 PM

Touche'

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/23/2003 09:29 PM

Frost-ing AWSOME!!!!!!!

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/23/2003 10:12 PM

Holy Shakespeare. Amazing. You should win the ZUG award. Or a Grammy. Or both.















I soiled myself laughing so hard.

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
07/23/2003 10:13 PM

GAB is being reborn. It is a good day in the land of ZUG.

Gonzo the Rabid Ribbity Rabbit 20,522 17
07/23/2003 10:17 PM

Livewire, if the monthly newsletter ever comes out again, that should get center stage, as well as front-page billing.

Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/24/2003 02:30 AM

My cheeks hurt from smiling and I have the same warm fuzzy feeling as I get at the end of "Horton hears a who"?

clovis 113 9
07/24/2003 03:02 AM

(wiping tear from eye) nice to know I was missed.

Xxara 1,114 9
07/24/2003 03:34 AM

Livewire: You are the man!!! that was superfly sweet!!! You are the funny man tonight..GOOD JOB.

RabidChickens 286,326 61
07/24/2003 10:44 AM

excellent.



I obviously missed this whole debacle. Who was the Clovis clone?

Trae 156,785 17
07/24/2003 10:50 AM

Clovis rhymes with Tavis (kinda) coinkidink??

Sally Struthers' Grandma 260 9
07/24/2003 11:34 AM

Wow, had to log in to frigatate on your combobalictions!



Good job!

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/24/2003 03:41 PM

The Clovis Clone is an old school Gabber who has picked up the red light sabre and turned to the dark side. He said I don't know him, so he must have left Gab before March 2003. He assumed clovis' name because we were all razzing clovis a couple of days ago. He mass-negaclicked all the active posts, so the top posters were hardest hit with the negaclicks. I got almost 250, but Virnomine got almost 300. Nasty nasty stuff. But it's rather ironic that this post, which wouldn't have happened without the whole incident, suddenly becomes my funniest post ever. That's the story in a nutshell.

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
08/20/2003 10:56 PM

Congratulations for taking an idiot's attack in good humor.



I wonder if Hargrave could sic the law on this boy if he tries it again? It's not that hard to jump IP addys....

Livewire 78,229 13
08/20/2003 11:54 PM

The "clovis clone" returned for a brief visit shortly after the dust settled, so it appears that unlike Ford, the clovis clone is not banned. I guess he had his fun and has moved on. He probably still lurks, but whatever. Annoying as it was, it did give us some entertaining threads in the aftermath.

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
08/20/2003 11:56 PM

It's just wrong to care that much about this place, or that other place.

Frogpop, on the move. 173,148 25
08/21/2003 01:27 AM

My favorite part is when he says I'm as clever as a monkey.. Flattery will get you everywhere.

Dolphin Meat 2,598 9
07/03/2004 03:11 AM

<action>bump</action>

Schnitzel 8 8
07/03/2004 03:15 AM

Oh, how i laughed

Good Job!

FallingJules 167 9
07/03/2004 05:20 AM

May I ask (Please don't hit me) what a negaclick is? I'm guessing it's where you get maha'd a lot?

FallingJules 167 9
07/03/2004 05:21 AM

P.S. BRILLIANT!

StormKat 2,051 9
07/03/2004 01:38 PM

A++++++++++++ Great product. Will read again.

2,598 9
07/19/2004 05:51 AM

<action>thought it seemed like an appropriate time to bump this</action>



I know I have been preaching against people bumping the good threads off the board, but I believe this to be both relevant at this time and also comedy GOLD.

Munkus 2,801 10
07/19/2004 06:20 AM

Well I'm glad it got bumped. Its teh funny indeed. exactly how long did that take you to write Livewire?

Chit From Shine-ola 178,742 15
07/19/2004 06:25 AM

Livewire,





You left out poetic genius.

Blue Dolphin 2,598 9
07/19/2004 06:27 AM

Whoops...I just bumped it and used Livewire's name (to give him/her proper credit).

Definitely Classic Zug, though.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/19/2004 06:29 AM

Livewire, if i were at all gay, I would blow my load in your hair laughing so hard. But, I swing that way not! and so you're going to have to find some real hair care products instead. Sorry.

roger 86 8
07/19/2004 06:31 AM

many many many clickies, clickies alround, clickies by the dozen, me likeee lots

Chit From Shine-ola 178,742 15
07/19/2004 06:35 AM

Dolphin,



That honest streak of yours is gonna get you in a heap of trouble around here.



*good call on the thread though.

Blue Dolphin 2,598 9
07/19/2004 06:38 AM

Wait---how come Livewire's got two full tubes up there, but the thread only has >*< this much?



Oh yeah, because we're not being funny.



Well, I for one, think it is hysterically funny, and will click anybody that posts a positive post. (Heh-that made the old spell-checker cough a couple of times).

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/19/2004 06:39 AM

This is a very positive post:

1)I made it.

2) See number 1

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
07/19/2004 09:05 AM

I loved that. Ol' Seuss himself couldn't have done better. Major clickies.

Fratberry 282,615 53
07/19/2004 09:13 AM

Wow. Just...wow.

Dolphin Chunks 2,598 9
07/19/2004 10:21 AM

I refuse to let this one die again before it gets a full pee-tube.



So, uhm...somebody post something funny...and then somebody else Clickie them.

Fratberry Vendetta 282,615 53
07/19/2004 10:34 AM

ahem

Fratberry Vendetta 282,615 53
07/19/2004 10:36 AM

heh.

Dolphin Chunks 2,598 9
07/19/2004 10:54 AM

<action>throws one of Fratscats on his back while he is in the shower</action>



What Frat? You don't think that it is funny and appropriate for the current Maha-fest?

Fratberry Vendetta 282,615 53
07/19/2004 11:13 AM

<action>AAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGGGG!!! son of a BITCH!</action>Its completely appropriate. Hence the word WOW in my post above.

Dolphin Chunks 2,598 9
07/19/2004 11:20 AM

Okay, Sorry about the cat scratches Frat.



I've got to go to my real life now, but will you (or somebody) keep bumping this for a while? Please.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/19/2004 11:45 AM

I am really, really bored here at work (plus, I want it to end so I can GO BUY A CAR! WHOO!), so I'll help you out.



Bump!

Dolphin Chunks 2,598 9
07/19/2004 06:03 PM

Fill the pee tube, Bastards!!

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/19/2004 07:50 PM

Hey - premature bump. Just to keep this going. We need to fill the big pee tube, so Livewire gets the credit he deserves. Click your little hearts out.



Any n00bs who don't get it - we need to click every single post in this thread, so that the pee tube on the front gets full. 'Kay? Sorry for the obvious advice, BUT THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE POSTING ON HERE YET THE TUBE ISN'T GETTING FULL.

Teh Porn Producer: uninspired and illiterate 7,627 9
07/19/2004 07:53 PM

I fill as told.



Thank You.

Errol 10,584 9
07/19/2004 07:55 PM

<action> empties out his pee tube on thread</action> I have overactive bladder

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/19/2004 07:56 PM

Heya TPP - where ya been? Not enough sex comments on here today. (Besides the whole 'favorite part of sex' thread...)

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,736 36
07/19/2004 07:56 PM

Unfortunately, I have already clicked and cannot click again. I assure you this thread's tube was full once upon a time. And then Aunt Flo came and took it all away.



That's why we can't have anything nice!

Teh Porn Producer: uninspired and illiterate 7,627 9
07/19/2004 08:00 PM

TPP has a new job that is eternities away from any computer.



I thought about you guys all day. Yeah, you're right. There is a lack of sex comments.



so.disappointed

yorkydee 709 9
07/19/2004 08:50 PM

Excellent Livewire. I came, I read, I clickie all!

Livewire 78,229 13
07/19/2004 11:02 PM

Jeezus people, I appreciate the sentiment, but the clickie tax is killin' me!



Does anyone still remember who the Clovis Clone was? That was a long time ago... it was... uhm... when did I make this thread anyway?

Dolphin Chunks 2,598 9
07/20/2004 12:51 AM

Probably back when you had a few brain cells left, Livewire!

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/20/2004 02:42 AM

We need to fill the big pee tube, so Livewire gets the credit he deserves



I think everyone is well aware of Mr Livewire's poetic masterpiece, and what does filling your pee tube have to do with giving him credit?



If you ever need to find this thread, it's permanently tattooed in his "funniest posts".

Dolphin Chunks 2,598 9
07/20/2004 03:22 AM

Heh...heh,



Frog bumped the thread!

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/20/2004 06:51 AM

No I did't, YOU did!









Shakespeare.

Dolphin Chunks 2,598 9
07/20/2004 11:25 AM

Heh,



He did it again !

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
09/07/2005 02:21 PM

Bumping for personal testing purposes. Please do not click anything. It's not funny any more.

Livewire the Kelly Girl 78,229 13
09/07/2005 02:22 PM

Thought so. :) = 0 on posts created before Hurricane Katrina destroyed the old ratings system.



Carry on.

Jay Stevens 1,010 16
09/07/2005 02:30 PM

The funnies shown are funnies This Month To Date. Not Ever.

Fluorescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/07/2005 02:32 PM

Delicious AND informative.



Oh Roast Beef, Is there anything you cant do?

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
09/07/2005 04:09 PM

at least Clovis sent me a "happy Death" card.........

TomServo 3,759 7
03/05/2009 08:35 AM

Holy Shakespeare, this took a lot of effort.... 

BUMP BUMP BUMP

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

Brilliant, Livewire. Very impressive.