Trae 156,785 17
07/24/2003 11:40 AM

I find myself turned on and slightly repulsed.



I like it.

Chili 8,880 12
07/24/2003 11:40 AM

You know she's just gonna melt over that.

Sally Struthers' Grandma 260 9
07/24/2003 11:40 AM

I think that was directed towards me.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/24/2003 11:47 AM

All that for a cyber suck?



boy someone needs a blow up doll







HEYYYYYYY VIRRRRNNNNNN!!!

Hot Basted Stoat 9,077 10
07/24/2003 11:48 AM

I'll take it however I can get it...

Hot Basted Stoat 9,077 10
07/24/2003 11:48 AM

Trixx, don't read my previous post buddy

Trae 156,785 17
07/24/2003 11:50 AM

Stoat my love

I accept your token,

Words such as these

Are rarely spoken.



Your mischevious smile,

Your warm soft coat.

Who knew such an accent,

Came from a Stoat?



As for your wish

And your query

No fish down below

And it's not even hairy.



Love me or leave me,

But let me say this

This offer is void,

If you think of using your fist.



Love,

Trae

El Volante 10,315 10
07/24/2003 11:51 AM

Writing Sex Poems to Trae

Is Real Frost-ing Passe.

Unless You're Trixxie,

And say something uber Gay.



I know Livewires Poem,

A Most Palatable Tome,

Has scored him much pee,

and as they say, "When in Rome."



But Writing Alot,

And Rhyming Your Plot,

Isn't always comedy Gold,

As in this case, you Twat.



So, I know it's the rage,

To Rhyme Page after Page,

But think twice about your talent,

and DON'T BE A GOD DAMN Frost-ing Shakespeare BITCH Carroll ASS MONKEY JIZZ WRANGLER.

Hot Basted Stoat 9,077 10
07/24/2003 11:53 AM

So what you trying to say El Vol?

Ducky 10,666 13
07/24/2003 11:53 AM

ElV, no AIM at work anymore?

El Volante 10,315 10
07/24/2003 11:53 AM

That I long for you.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/24/2003 11:54 AM

<action>Holds up the number ten scorecard for Volante</action>





You are the Weiner!!!!!

Hot Basted Stoat 9,077 10
07/24/2003 11:58 AM

El Vol you're the Shakespeare,

I really must say,

You showed me the error

Of my Stoaty way



All said, just one thing,

I find I must add

With the advice you do bring

Shove it up your ass you Coleridgefiend assclown



All my love,



Stoaty

Declan McManus 131,869 36
07/24/2003 12:00 PM

all this heterosexuality

quite unbidden

makes me want

my stomach contents unridden

ringworm 68,315 13
07/24/2003 12:00 PM

i hate poetry

unless it's haiku. other

styles lick my Emerson.

Trae 156,785 17
07/24/2003 12:17 PM

He wrote a poem

So let it be

Don't be an Emerson

He wrote it for me.



I've put up with donkeys

Small peener jokes, and clowns

Don't chastize his humor

For the sake of your own.



If I want to rhyme

With haiku and prose,

I'll do it all day

Just to piss you off more.



You can kiss my lilly white ass,

Tan lines a plenty,

Suck my dick if I had one

But quit being petty.



Don't blame the innuendo,

Sexual posts on me.

It's part of my schtick,

Just let it be.

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/24/2003 12:20 PM

All this poetry is ruing GAB.

Trae 156,785 17
07/24/2003 12:25 PM

Trixxie's conjecture is

poetry on GAB, humor it robs.

But it's ok to talk about

Frost-ing doorknobs.

El Volante 10,315 10
07/24/2003 12:37 PM

Jesus ButtFrost-ing Christ, that backfired on me. Okay how about his... I Frost-ing LOVE POETRY, I WILL GIVE ONE MILLION CLICKES TO EVERYONE WHO WRITES CRAPPY ASS POETRY ABOUT TRAE AND HER VAGINA, BECAUSE THAT IS COMEDY GOLD.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/24/2003 12:38 PM

Ode to Trae's Vagina



Trae's vagina,

Oh, Trae's vagina.

Vagina of all vaginas.

Ummm...I got all flustered and forgot what I was going to say.



Now I have to go wank.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/24/2003 12:39 PM

trae's vagina

I like it





I should write a book.

Ducky 10,666 13
07/24/2003 12:39 PM

The poetry is hurting my fragile skull, please make it stop

ringworm 68,315 13
07/24/2003 12:39 PM

what would jesus buttFrost-ing christ do?

Ducky 10,666 13
07/24/2003 12:40 PM

This

ringworm 68,315 13
07/24/2003 12:41 PM

Never gonna stop, give it up

Such a dirty mind, always get it up

For the touch of the younger kind

Trae ay ay ay ay woo

Tr Tr Tr Trae's vagina

Trae 156,785 17
07/24/2003 12:43 PM

El Vol used buttFrost

and Jesus in a sentence.

Typed it in all caps,

What is his pennance?



His best friend is a donkey,

It should be a lass.

Pin the tail on me, flaptard

And kiss my ass.



It's not all about vaginas,

Penis or boobs alone.

I couldn't stop if I wanted to

I'm in the zone.



I rhyme in IM's,

Just ask Dinesh

He really wishes,

I'd give it a rest.



Rhyming stimulates the brain,

Enhances the vocabulary.

Dr. Suess has

Nothing on me.

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/24/2003 12:44 PM

All this talk of Trae's Vagina is ruining the GAB.

Trae 156,785 17
07/24/2003 12:45 PM

I'll do it again Trixxie

Each time you post.

You know that deep in my heart

I love you most.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/24/2003 12:46 PM

ok, in the interests of fair play and equal time, we need to write some poems about trixxie's butthole.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/24/2003 12:49 PM

Trae's toes make me horny

And this you can bet

I love to jack off and get them all wet

She wont let me do her

Cause I am a chink

her feet are the closest thing to the pink.



Patch that is........

Trae 156,785 17
07/24/2003 12:49 PM

Someone here sipped my pee,

No more yellow tube,

Yellow like a yolk.

Someone here,

Can't take a joke.



Sip if you must,

Drink it dry.

I don't give a rats ass

Just makes me try..and try..and try....



and will someone please tell smelly French people to quit IM'ing me in broken English?

Trixxie 65,021 15
07/24/2003 12:54 PM

I was bragging about you guy on HoB, and you have to go on about Trae's Vagina, their biggest beef next to her Boobs.Sheeshe

Trae 156,785 17
07/24/2003 12:59 PM

Please pay no attention to the mention of vagina and beef in the same sentence. He's gay, he knows not what he does.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
07/24/2003 12:59 PM

Brace yourselves.........





They're baaaaaaaaaack

Hot Pimpin Stoat 9,077 10
07/24/2003 01:34 PM

This thread was mild humour intended to make Trae smile - not an attempt at comedy gold or to be the funniest thread in existence. If some of you here or at HoB don't like it, then don't Frost-ing read it - this lame "HoB is better, GAB isn't funny anymore" bollocks is a bunch of arse, and Frost-ing boring to be honest.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/24/2003 01:38 PM

yes, I quite agree ol' chap.



pip pip, and cheerio!

Supercunt 19,936 13
07/24/2003 04:04 PM

"I was bragging about you guy on HoB, and you have to go on about Trae's Vagina, their biggest beef next to her Boobs.Sheeshe"



My leaving here never had anything to do with Trae.

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/24/2003 04:05 PM

I'm liking this thread,

and its all-rhyming scheme,

as concept threads go,

it's a most worthy theme.



Sipping Trae's pee is

a most unfair stab,

not appreciating good

humour's ruining Gab.



So Trae please continue to

play with your male harem,

Coppula Eam Se Non Posit

Acceptera Jocularum.

Trae 156,785 17
07/24/2003 04:06 PM

Stay a few minutes, Scoot? A short visit?

ringworm 68,315 13
07/24/2003 04:08 PM

and many mooooore

ringworm 68,315 13
07/24/2003 04:08 PM

damn it woman, you interrupted my flow

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/24/2003 04:09 PM

trae...the tampon of gab.

Trae 156,785 17
07/24/2003 04:10 PM

truer words, Virn...truer words.

Hot Pimpin Stoat 9,077 10
07/24/2003 06:41 PM

Considering how unfunny this thread is supposed to be, that's the closest I've even been to a full pee tube...

Trae 156,785 17
07/24/2003 06:45 PM

Fill up the tube for the Stoat, you tossers!!!

Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/24/2003 10:48 PM

your over the top dude

Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/24/2003 10:48 PM

you're Dammit

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
07/24/2003 10:59 PM

No, you're Dammit. I'm McHaggis.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/25/2003 01:50 AM

Take me to your Zug.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/25/2003 04:36 AM

i have just arrived here,

and havent said that much.

it takes genius to be funny,

without insults swears and such.

i doubt i'll meet these standards,

even if i post all day.

all ive learned from this thread,

is that trixx is Frost-ing gay.

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/25/2003 05:47 AM

I think this thread gets the "Leaping" Lanny Poffo seal of approval.

Hot Pimpin Stoat 9,077 10
07/25/2003 06:09 AM

Wooo full pee tube!



Does that mean I have to drink it now? Please god no!

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/25/2003 12:45 PM

i got a half-full pee tube,

thats the best ive ever done.

and all this pointless ryming,

is really Frost-ing fun

Gyst 32 9
07/25/2003 01:43 PM

In the words of the many computer literate, yet not English literate youths, "t3h 5ux0rz"

Livewire, Iron Chef Canadian 78,229 13
07/25/2003 03:46 PM

Gyst's profile. I draw your attention to the following:



Funniest Posts Has not really said anything funny.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/25/2003 04:34 PM

gyst you think you're funny,

but you're a Frost-ing fag.

maybe you should listen up,

and stop licking your beanbag.



as wire pointed out to you,

you're really not that funny.

you should use more words like poop,

and stop wanking off with honey.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/25/2003 05:30 PM

try pancake syrup instead.