Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
07/27/2003 03:08 PM

Prop her up and give her a happy meal?

Adrian, High Priest of the Lord Lucifer. 13,341 13
07/27/2003 03:21 PM

Oprah nudes. That should scare any and every boner back to obidience.

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/27/2003 03:32 PM

where would one find Oprah nudes... I was trying to think of unsexy things, but nothing worked. (baseball, grandma, grandma playing baseball etc...)

Platypus 61 9
07/27/2003 04:12 PM

Try slamming a door shut on it.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
07/27/2003 04:22 PM

<action>crosses his legs and covers his groin.</action>Platypus is either female, or a sadistic son of a bitch. Or perhaps a masochistic freak. Maybe all three.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
07/27/2003 04:52 PM

Pee in the shower, duhhhhh

The Grand Pubah, Easily Tickled 56,794 18
07/27/2003 04:56 PM

If you're lucky, spoon and let your partner feel your "problem". She'll take it from there.

For the rest of us, furiously spank that bastard into submission.

Declan McManus 131,869 36
07/27/2003 04:57 PM

or in your partner's mouth.





declan/postbear

dinesh 24,862 16
07/27/2003 05:02 PM

Pee in the shower, duhhhhh



i second that emotion.

SPNDXAVNGR 251 12
07/27/2003 05:12 PM

Pee in the shower has my vote. Or you could always try a handstand.

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/27/2003 05:41 PM

Ooh, I like the idea of a handstand.... I ended up peeing in the shower though... It's prolly the most obvious.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
07/27/2003 05:43 PM

What's a "prolly"? Is that what you call your peener?

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/27/2003 05:44 PM

Yes. My penis, and my closest friends.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
07/27/2003 08:13 PM

I thought prolly was the British word for Umbrella.

HeatherGaye 520 10
07/27/2003 09:13 PM

No, Umbrella is the British word for peener.

BleedsBlueAndOrange 642 10
07/27/2003 10:02 PM

arch it in the toilet FROM the shower



or hold it 'til someone u hate comes around and unleash your fury



personally i'd like to wait for the damn jehovah's witnesses ringing my bell every weekend morn.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
07/27/2003 10:49 PM

watersports

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/28/2003 01:28 AM

In the shower!? Ick! Have you animals never heard of using the SINK!?

702 10
07/28/2003 01:40 AM

NIXON'S FACE COVERED IN Shakespeare



</wyldnfryd>

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/28/2003 02:24 AM

The sink is a good idea, but my drain doesn't work that well. If it did work well, I would still have to stand on my tip-toes to make it in there properly.

Gonzo Booky Doog 20,522 17
07/28/2003 02:46 AM

If you have a shop-vac, you could pretend you're an astronaut.



Or, you could also take a condom and make a "special" water balloon.

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/28/2003 02:57 AM

That's so awesome. Very creative. Many clickies for you.



(May a thousand young virgins click and click and click you)

ringworm 68,315 13
07/28/2003 02:58 AM

i think we only get old virgins here.

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/28/2003 02:59 AM

Speaking of virgins.....

The Grand Pubah, Easily Tickled 56,794 18
07/28/2003 03:00 AM

How many hymens have you collected?

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/28/2003 03:02 AM

My sister keeps her scabs in a box.

Gonzo Booky Doog 20,522 17
07/28/2003 03:03 AM

The Teamsters do, too.

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/28/2003 03:04 AM

<action>googles 'teamsters'

The Grand Pubah, Easily Tickled 56,794 18
07/28/2003 03:06 AM

Is your sister hot?

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/28/2003 03:11 AM

I am not attracted to her, no. She only did that when she was younger though. I think she got rid of that box. I was only able to see inside the box once. (I am forever scarred. (no pun intended.))

The Grand Pubah, Easily Tickled 56,794 18
07/28/2003 03:13 AM

You looked inside your sisters box?

What are you, a Gynecologist?

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/28/2003 03:14 AM

Maybe I am, and maybe I am.

The Grand Pubah, Easily Tickled 56,794 18
07/28/2003 03:16 AM

I thought about becoming a GYN. But then I got to thinking, the only time I'd be looking at women's naughty bits is when they have a problem (warts, cheeze, scabs, etc.)

Zeb 0 9
07/28/2003 03:20 AM

actually it have happen to me once, after a really heavy party, in fact I didn't kenw what arose me this hard ...



anyway, I find it possible sir on the toilet, and to bend yourself till you can touch your toes. If you take care , it is possible ...



if you are not flexible at all, or over 30 years I recommand the shower though.

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/28/2003 03:20 AM

Ooh. yeah.. that would be bad. But maybe you could convice hot ones that you should check them out just to make sure everything is okay or something.... By the way, what happened to the link button? I miss it.

The Grand Pubah, Easily Tickled 56,794 18
07/28/2003 03:25 AM

I'd lose too much money on "free check-ups". And end up working overtime on someones Grandmother who has a geko trapped in her twat.

Eeek

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/28/2003 03:28 AM

Yeah, that's a good point too. Man my chin itches, and it won't stop either. And the link button isn't back yet.

daniel_san 2,210 10
07/28/2003 03:35 AM

http://www.zug.com/us/gab_v1/890624355.html





I see what happened. Now posting goatse links won't work if you don't label them correctly. Oh well. No more Secrets.

http://www.goatse.cx

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/28/2003 09:30 AM

sheesh, just go piss outside and mark your territory.



works even better in the city...

The Grand Pubah, Easily Tickled 56,794 18
07/28/2003 03:46 PM

Knock a little off first. Then pee (wherever) to clean your pipes.

BleedsBlueAndOrange 642 10
07/28/2003 08:18 PM

piss into a jar



then take a syringe and pull out the yolk from an egg and inject your piss



makes for a lovely halloween gift