Beebizzle fo Shizzle 31,599 13
07/28/2003 07:13 PM

You are dying.



I'd pay off that burial plot asap.

Bonky 75,728 15
07/28/2003 07:15 PM

You've got animal crackers in your jizz!

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
07/28/2003 07:20 PM

masturbate more, I've never had this problem. Hell, if I was a trucker, I'd carry around a gallon milk jug, and it wouldn't be for peeing...

Maurice de L'Ivewire 78,229 13
07/28/2003 07:32 PM

Uhm... yeahhhhh... hey, you might want to check your voice mail. I bet Jacobpants is trying to arrange another meeting right now as we speak.

Maurice de L'Ivewire 78,229 13
07/28/2003 07:34 PM

You've got animal crackers in your jizz!



You got jizz on my animal crackers!



From the people who brought you peanut butter & chocolate...

Reese proudly introduces: JIZZ CRACKERS!

Beebizzle fo Shizzle 31,599 13
07/28/2003 07:36 PM

Seriously - See a doctor.



I am pretty sure nothing chunky should come out of the penis. EVER.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/28/2003 07:48 PM

maybe they're fly larvae.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/28/2003 07:56 PM

second



it's amazing how many hits you get when you google 'ejaculate chunks.'

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
07/28/2003 07:59 PM

Heheh. Spooglessness. That's a funny word. I'll have to work it into conversation somewhere.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
07/28/2003 08:17 PM

chunky cum makes down syndrome babies...right?



that or its your body's way of telling you you've graduated your "life partner" to solid foods. congrats.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/29/2003 02:01 AM

"yet another good reason why five out of six sexperts recommend frequent ejaculation" - ive always wanted to say that.

BleedsBlueAndOrange 642 10
07/29/2003 02:04 AM

can't be a good sign when your balls are throwing up



especially chunkc

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
07/29/2003 02:57 AM

you scared my balls damn you

Daggy 86,684 14
07/29/2003 03:07 AM

<action>runs screaming from thread</action>





EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeewwwWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwWW !!!!!11

Daggy 86,684 14
07/29/2003 05:13 AM

hahaha! Mookie blew chunks!

Beebizzle fo Shizzle 31,599 13
07/29/2003 05:14 AM

Mookie blew the fat kid from Goonies?

Gonzo Booky Doog 20,522 17
07/29/2003 08:09 AM

Several of him.

Rick_Dammit 1,183 10
07/29/2003 10:02 AM

let us review

Chili 8,880 12
07/29/2003 10:27 AM

I don't think it's that unusual for it to be a little lumpy, but more like the texture of soft snot globs rather than orange peel. If you plan on doing anything with it, you might want to get it checked out.

Trae 156,785 17
07/29/2003 10:56 AM

MOOKIE IS FULL OF Shakespeare PEOPLE! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?





Mookie lost the ability to ejaculate after that bad farming accident in '89!!!

Chili 8,880 12
07/29/2003 10:58 AM

That might explain the chunks, then.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/23/2003 05:03 AM

Has this gotten any better since you're recent, how should I say, incident?

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/23/2003 05:06 AM

Frost. That would be "your". I need to not post late at night. It pisses me off when others can't take the time to use proper grammar and spelling, and more so when I do it myself.



I suck.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/23/2003 05:07 AM

But I won't swallow.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/23/2003 04:01 PM

OK, so I only bumped this thread to get that full pee tube. Come on, I only need one!



The fat kids name in Goonies was Chunk, remember?

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/23/2003 04:06 PM

The solution is not what everyone tells you.



The solution is to STOP LOOKING AT YOUR SPLOOGE.



Pervert.



What you don't know, can't hurt you.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
08/23/2003 04:55 PM

I thought that Chunks was his dog.

Livewire 78,229 13
08/23/2003 05:37 PM

No, he was talking about something else when he said he blew chunks.

bignorm96 874 9
07/14/2004 11:41 PM

I'll have to ask my wife next time she wipes it off her chin

AussieSarah 8,390 9
07/15/2004 12:00 AM

Mookie -

a) see a doctor & b) have sex more often [preferably not witha skanky whore]

Bignorm -

if it on her chin you dont know what your missing