Damn Pope
A comedy conversation
by Cravin Moorhead  3,307  12
08/01/2003 10:19 AM 214 views
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Now it's not that I agree with you fruits but I do find it strange that when all of the priests were raping the little boys, the pope said that shouldn't happen, kinda like oops, But if you want to light a fire under his ass, let to homos love each other. Now that's just sick and wrong. I wonder if it's an age thing? Can you hear that confession?
Forgive me father for I have sinned...
yes my son.
I had sex with someone of the same sex...
Was he young and soft?
uummmm, kinda?..?
did he act all silly?
umm, no father.
Has this happened before with this little boy?
Father, I love him and he's a man, not a boy.
WHAT??? You sick Bastard!!!!
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Side-splitting
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Side-splitting
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Eric Nguyen 23,705  11
08/01/2003 10:25 AM
That'll be five Hail Mary's and a complete picture album of the whole event "My Son"
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Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 10:36 AM
Kiss my ring.
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Vodka Drenched Stoat 9,077 10
08/01/2003 11:03 AM
Frost-ing bible bashers. Kiddyfiddlers, to a man.
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Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 11:04 AM
Dude, don't even go there the Catholics don't even use the Bible anymore.
Oh wait, they still use it to conceal the latest issue of Boy's life in
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Vodka Drenched Stoat 9,077 10
08/01/2003 11:08 AM
I heard they extracted a bible from a small child's ass...
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Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 11:12 AM
It wasn't a Bible. Some sickass Priest had the Bible tatooed on hid dickage.
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Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 02:27 PM
ha cha cha cha cha! I got a million of em.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
08/01/2003 02:29 PM
I didn't think that so many sucky jokes existed.
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Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 02:41 PM
Oh yeah, sucky jokes, Frosty jokes, good jokes, bad jokes.
I tell em all.
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Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/02/2003 03:42 AM
Is there anything we can do to get you to tell them somewhere else?
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Pubah 56,794 18
08/02/2003 08:22 PM
It's good to be loved and appreciated.
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Daggy 86,684 14
08/02/2003 09:08 PM
Who told you that?
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Pubah 56,794 18
08/03/2003 04:25 AM
The prison shrink.
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BleedsBlueAndOrange 642 10
08/03/2003 04:28 AM
well now that you've gone AWOL is there any reward for a quick return
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Pubah 56,794 18
08/03/2003 04:30 AM
No, I only leave on weekends.
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WannaSeeMyNerd 27,000 12
08/03/2003 04:30 AM
Half a lima bean, to be delivered ASAP in 14.8 c/b's of Plastic wrap. ETAw/oD 13 hours to community jail, prison cell 2.5, bed 2. To be picked up STAT on arrival. Marked DANGER.
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Gonzo Booky Doog 20,522 17
08/03/2003 04:59 AM
While growing up going through a Catholic school, I remember a humor book that was something like "How to Survive Catholic School" or something, kind of in the vein of "101 Uses for a Dad Cat".
The only thing I rememver from this book is a QVC-like ad for "Pope-on-a-Rope" for your shower.
Don't drop him.
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ringworm, a dirty negro of gab 68,315 13
08/03/2003 05:00 AM
Q: what is a catholic's favorite breakfast?
A: pope tarts
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Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/03/2003 05:07 AM
"101 Uses for a Dad Cat"
My guess is Frost-ing the mommy cat would be one.
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Gonzo Booky Doog 20,522 17
08/03/2003 05:17 AM
D'oh... "Dead Cat"
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Chuckleworthy
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Froodle 226 9
08/03/2003 06:59 PM
Suck it out of a hose, eh?
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