Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 01:43 PM

I don't have titties. They're called pectorals.



And they're hairy.

ringworm 68,315 13
08/01/2003 01:45 PM

well he's sitting in the next cube. just turn your chair and lift up your shirt.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 01:48 PM

Virnomine here is going to help you with your imperfections and short comings...



Trae is here to help with your Social skills...



El Volante is part of our Anger Management Team...



The little furry chihuahua with the butter on his back? Oh don't mind him....





And I deal with Nudities and Pictorials please submit those immediatley for proccessing...

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 01:50 PM

Can't do it. Too many women and men 'in touch with their feminnine side' will become aroused, thus reducing the rate of production within our work unit.

Ducky 10,666 13
08/01/2003 01:50 PM

Um, Eric, unless you want a severe ass kicking I suggest you realize that I deal with all pictures here, nudie and otherwise.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
08/01/2003 01:52 PM

yeah ducky, kick his ass! whoo!

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 01:53 PM

Yes I want an ass kissing.....

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
08/01/2003 01:55 PM

well you've already got your head up there eric, go ahead and give it a kiss.

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 01:55 PM

Virn, the Instigator, "You gonna let him talk to you like that?"

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
08/01/2003 02:00 PM

<action>reports for duty</action>

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 02:02 PM

<action> hands Kellogs a bag of Shakespeare</action>

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
08/01/2003 02:05 PM

Ahh...the bovine variety. Excellent!

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 02:49 PM

Where are the rest of you n00bies.

Funmaster Eric has decreed that you show yourselves.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
08/01/2003 03:00 PM

The problem is that nobody wants to openly admit to being a n00b.



Actually, I hear it's quite an exclusive club. Invitation only.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/01/2003 03:08 PM

<action>Stands at attention next to Porn, notices Porn smells like Poo.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
08/01/2003 03:11 PM

<action>tosses sack to Aimless</action>Well, duh! I'm holding this Frost-ing bag o' Shakespeare that Eric so kindly gave me. Here, you take it.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/01/2003 03:15 PM

<action> Goes to Virn's house with sack, throws it on porch, rings door bell and runs

Aimless 54,807 10
08/01/2003 03:15 PM

<action> Looks at Jax, wonders why his pants are down

Trae 156,785 17
08/01/2003 03:16 PM

Um, Eric, unless you want a severe ass kicking I suggest you realize that I deal with all pictures here, nudie and otherwise





Ooooo looks like Eric made a major n00b mistake. Watch it buddy or you'll be demoted and sent back to the salt mines with the other grunts.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
08/01/2003 03:18 PM

<action>shakes his fist</action>damn you n00bs! Get off my lawn!

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 04:09 PM

Make your way back to the registration table and don't pick up the pr0n mags that squish please....

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
08/01/2003 04:13 PM

Mavis had nominated that I be allowed to move up from teh n00b club to the old-timers' association (heh, ass). Then he retracted his nomination because I dislike Arby's.

So, I guess I'm with you losers.

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 04:15 PM

Ths is an exclusive club (see above posts), Mr. Lloyd.

Now get your ass in line with the rest of us.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 04:17 PM

Yeah I know how you feel. Virn kindly admitted to me being funny after "Clovispalooza" but yanked that thought faster than his own pecker to the HOT channel.



So I guess Losers we are....Sign in please Lloyd

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
08/01/2003 04:19 PM

Heh, Clovispalooza.

n_sani_t 405 9
08/01/2003 04:26 PM

late to n00b roll call, figures...i'd be late to my own _____________ (insert appropriate occasion here)

n_sani_t 405 9
08/01/2003 04:28 PM

funeral? nah, done before...wedding? nah, most people like to be late for those....wake? yeah, that's it.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 04:29 PM

Yes my friend you are a n0ob.





Note* Don't answer your own post



It's the job of others to make fun of you.....like you need any help

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 04:29 PM

,action>Hands Aimless the Paddle</action>

The late one needs some discipline.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
08/01/2003 04:30 PM

I was voted "most likely to show up alive at his own funeral" by my high school graduating class, way back in 1990.

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 04:31 PM

<action>Hands Eric a machette</action>



Cut me Mick.

n_sani_t 405 9
08/01/2003 04:31 PM

sorry, y'all were a bit slow.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
08/01/2003 04:32 PM

Whatever. SUYT!

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 04:32 PM

Look down, Look left, look right, look left again. now take off your shirt and





SUYT!!!!!

n_sani_t 405 9
08/01/2003 04:37 PM

. .

\__/\__/

n_sani_t 405 9
08/01/2003 04:38 PM

damned nipples never stay in place

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 04:40 PM

<action>Hands the saint needle and thread</action>



Here...Sew em on.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/01/2003 04:45 PM

<action> Takes paddle from Pubes and hands it to Virn



Aimless been a baaad n00b. Please punish?











Hard.

n_sani_t 405 9
08/01/2003 04:47 PM

<action>gets to sewin'</action>

thanks

.

\__/\__/

.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
08/01/2003 04:47 PM

bend over you naughty little n00b.





where'd I put those nipple clamps?

n_sani_t 405 9
08/01/2003 04:49 PM

<action>shoulda paid attention in home ec class</action>

btw...it's n sani t...insanity

Aimless 54,807 10
08/01/2003 04:49 PM

<action> holds up Jumper cables



Got 'em right here baby

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 04:52 PM

Yea, yea, I get it...insanity.



Start your stitch on the inside saint, or the nip just won't look right.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 04:52 PM

<action>Hooks up cables to a 400,000 volt Generator</action>





nothing like the smell of burnt nipples in the afternoon...

Toxic Noodles 172 9
08/01/2003 04:52 PM

Dems my titties!

ringworm 68,315 13
08/01/2003 04:53 PM

i thought the t stood for terry

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
08/01/2003 04:53 PM

gah! my eyes!

Aimless 54,807 10
08/01/2003 04:53 PM

Ewwwwww. Man Boobies!

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 04:53 PM

Speaking of Bar-B-Que...

Where's Miss Pants! I want some Gates & Sons

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 04:54 PM

AHHH STOATSIE, GET OFF HIS CHEST!!!!!!!

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 04:56 PM

<action>salutes</action>

sorry i'm late, sah!

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 04:56 PM

Don't worry Aimless. When mean ole Virn is done with ya, we'll all pamper and soothe you by rubbing you down with baby oil.



*Que maniacle laugh*



lots and lots of baby oil.

Toxic Noodles 172 9
08/01/2003 04:59 PM

Say what you want about my man-boobies, but at least they ain't saggy.

Trae 156,785 17
08/01/2003 05:00 PM

<action> shakes head, frowns, adjusts hat





Trae: How tall are you private?



N00b: Sir! Five foot nine, Ma'am!



Trae: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked Shakespeare

that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?



N00b: Ma'am! No Ma'am!



Trae: BullShakespeare. It looks to me

like the best part of

you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown

stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell

are you from anyway, private?



N00b: Ma'am! No Ma'am!



Trae: Holy dog Shakespeare! Texas? Only steers and queers come

from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to

me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?



N00b: Ma'am! No Ma'am!



Trae: Are you a peter puffer?



N00b: Ma'am! No Ma'am!



Trae: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would Frost a

person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to

give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

Pocahotass 236 9
08/01/2003 05:04 PM

ha

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 05:05 PM

OK Toxic, fill out this paperwork your new name is "Cowboy" thanks for coming......





P.S. Next time leave the titties at home.



And try to encourage the Female n00bs to have teh same level of encouragement as you!

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
08/01/2003 05:08 PM

Are you nervous? Are you shaken up?



Sir, yes sir!



Do I make you nervous?



Sir?



Sir, what?! Were you going to call me an Emerson?



R Lee Ermey is the most brilliant man ever to grace the screen. I watch the boot camp sequence usually at least 2-3 times.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 05:09 PM

What is your major malfunction Private?





AH yes......a real eloquent man I tell you.

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 05:12 PM

'Ha'

Is that all you've got to say for yourself Pocahotass?

Trae 156,785 17
08/01/2003 05:13 PM

Damn I love that movie.

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 05:14 PM

Now, take your thumb out your ass and get in line!

Before someone (Virn) pokes YOUR hot ass.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 05:15 PM

Not unless you eat the peanuts out of my shiiiiiiiittttt

Aimless 54,807 10
08/01/2003 05:16 PM

Were you "ha'ing" Misteress Trae, Pocohatass??? You are lucky she did not BRING DOWN THE WRATH on you!



Please forgive the n00b Misteress, he knows not what he does.

Naked Moles 5,357 10
08/01/2003 05:19 PM

Oh please you think Trae is mean?



She is no Marilyn.

Trae 156,785 17
08/01/2003 05:21 PM

Who do you think I learned from?

Naked Moles 5,357 10
08/01/2003 05:22 PM

Onion.

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 05:22 PM

Come on Grace. We see you lurking.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 05:23 PM

CAT FIGHT CAT FIGHT!! get the hoses and 100% cotton tshirts!

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 05:23 PM

Well, I had to take a smoke break, so now I'm completely lost, and I STILL don't know what a n00b is!

Naked Moles 5,357 10
08/01/2003 05:23 PM

Trae & I don't fight, I just suck it.

Trae 156,785 17
08/01/2003 05:24 PM

<action> congratulates Grace for signing in.





It's the first step, hon.

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 05:24 PM

<action>ushers Grace into Zugtown</action>

Everybody!

This is Grace. Grace wants to know what a n00b is.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 05:25 PM

OK prove it

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 05:25 PM

Ok - you may be surprised how non-helpful that was. Thanks, though.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 05:25 PM

grace, how tall are you?

Naked Moles 5,357 10
08/01/2003 05:26 PM

A n00b is a special person, who we all love & care about.

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 05:26 PM

5'8" - Why? I know something's coming, but I don't know from which direction, and I'm mildly alarmed.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
08/01/2003 05:26 PM

Sound it out, dear.

Trae 156,785 17
08/01/2003 05:27 PM

I know something's coming, but I don't know from which direction, and I'm mildly alarmed.



Something or someone is always coming on GAB. Trust me.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 05:27 PM

you want to field this one Lloyd?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 05:27 PM

Start here ZUG faq

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 05:28 PM

Ok - I'm going to go back to lurking.

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 05:28 PM

Before you get beat up too bad Grace. N00bs are us newbes. Unfunny bottom feeders of Zug.





Notice I said US

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 05:28 PM

NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 05:29 PM

Thanks, Pubah

Naked Moles 5,357 10
08/01/2003 05:30 PM

Pubah, it gets back in it's cage !

Trae 156,785 17
08/01/2003 05:30 PM

Way to go Eric. You should never post the Zug FAQ too soon.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 05:30 PM

at least you got bashed (stupid not newbies)

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 05:32 PM

What, I can't play too.



*Sniff Sniff*



You guys never let me have any fun.



Gets into jail cell, reaches through bars to lock cell, then hangs key up.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 05:34 PM

My penis is 5'8"

Trae 156,785 17
08/01/2003 05:34 PM

Pubah, that post deserves one thing:



The 1956 Eldorados stood out from the "regular" Cadillacs with a more performant engine. The Eldorados were equipped with two four-barrel carburaters (as opposed to one 4 bbl) and their engine was rated at 305 HP @ 4700 rpm. The other Cadillacs got a 285 HP engine. For 1957 and 1958 the Eldorados were even more distinguishable. They got their own tail fin treatment, known as shark fins.

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 05:51 PM

<action>sits down in cell and starts to cry</action>

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 05:53 PM

Where'd everybody go, do you s'pose?

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 05:54 PM

Can't talk to ya Grace.



Ask Trae

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 05:55 PM

No, that went out in the early nineties



Don't just stand there let's get to it Strike a s'pose there's nothing to it





Sorry reminded me too much of the other night on TraeCam

n_sani_t 405 9
08/01/2003 05:57 PM

100!

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 05:58 PM

A Wienaar is you..

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 06:01 PM

<action>still sitting in his cell</action>

Grace, they're still around. Think of something funny and post it.

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 06:01 PM

Thanks, why don't you shoot at my feet and make me dance - no pressure or anything.

n_sani_t 405 9
08/01/2003 06:02 PM

<action>takes aim....</action>

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 06:03 PM

Aim for the straps on her Bra

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 06:04 PM

outa the way! *shoves him and uses a gatling* mwahahahahahahahahaha

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
08/01/2003 06:06 PM

It was not your hatred of Arby's which angered me, but that of Taco Bell.



Have you no taste buds!?

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 06:06 PM

Clearly, I'm going to have to add fodder to this and ask - why can't Pubah talk to me? Why is he in a cell? Since you're already mowing me down, may I at least have the answers to these burning questions?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 06:09 PM

Cause we don't want to expose you to the bad part of gab without showing us your ti..I mean showing you the good side first.

Trae 156,785 17
08/01/2003 06:09 PM

We haven't begun to mow you down yet, sweetcheeks. Actually, so far I like you.



Pubah knows his place around here and is in timeout for showing his inability to post an action tag. His third offense I believe.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 06:10 PM

<action>is still shooting at her feet with the gatling gun</action>shut up and dance! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Trae 156,785 17
08/01/2003 06:11 PM

<action> taps tlaxcatl on the shoulder and tells him there are blanks in the gun.



n00b.

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 06:11 PM

I'M A MANIAC, MANIAC...

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
08/01/2003 06:11 PM

Taco Bell?

Maybe it's different here in Canada, but the one time I had it I wanted to vomit.

And like I said, I'll eat pretty much anything.

Except taco bell, arby's and sperm.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
08/01/2003 06:13 PM

All of which are in my top 5.



Back in line, n00b. I'm with Lunchbox now.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 06:14 PM

I like you Grace.... but my opinion means absolutely nothing.







40 more to go woohoo paahhhttaaayyy

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
08/01/2003 06:15 PM

What rounds out the top 5?



Haggis and horse meat?

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 06:15 PM

<action> looks up from the porn he keeps stashed in his cell</action>



Vultures circling near by. This bode well.

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 06:16 PM

Thanks, I think.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
08/01/2003 06:16 PM

The horse meat is included in the Taco Bell.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 06:16 PM

<action>stops pulling the trigger and sits with pubah in his cell</action>

sorry Mistress Trae....

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/01/2003 06:16 PM

Double decker Taco's rock hizzouse while Arby Q's are Delish!





Just had to say that. That is all thank you

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 06:17 PM

Dude, don't forget to hang up the key.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
08/01/2003 06:20 PM

I can eat me some double decker taco supremes and big beef meximelts.

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 06:21 PM

This is driving me to drink.

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 06:21 PM

Psssssst! Grace,

I like your dancing. Even if you were dodging BLANKS.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 06:21 PM

<action>looks through pubah's porn and shakes head</action>

"shaved stoats"? "clovis clone gangbangs"? you digust me...

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 06:22 PM

You think I'd let you see the good stuff?

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 06:24 PM

Thanks - be quiet - everytime I talk someone else has to go to jail.

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 06:26 PM

Don't worry Grace. I'm know to be too tender hearted. I like you too, and felt responsible for the feeding frenzy.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/01/2003 06:27 PM

<action> dances around outside of cage



La la lalala la....

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 06:29 PM

Well, I didn't mean to get you in trouble, and the sooner we get the feeding frenzy over with, the sooner someone else can be at this end. What's a little hazing between friends?

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 06:29 PM

<action>reaches out though the bars with the gatling gun and hits aimless on the head.</action>

Grace 2,110 9
08/01/2003 06:36 PM

Okay, I have to go now. But as I am a glutton for punishment, I shall be back. Thanks for the workout!

Aimless 54,807 10
08/01/2003 06:36 PM

<action> picks up ham, throws it n the cage and screams



HEY VIRN TLAXCATL STOLE YOUR HAM!!

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/01/2003 06:43 PM

...





































































AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

ringworm 68,315 13
08/01/2003 06:49 PM

except for a few brief moments, this was the



worst.

thread.

EVAR.

Miss Pants 13,437 11
08/01/2003 06:50 PM

That's because it only mentions me once.

ringworm 68,315 13
08/01/2003 06:57 PM

and it just keeps rolling downhill.

Pubah 56,794 18
08/01/2003 08:39 PM

<action>Bites Ham and leaves his cell </action>

punkin 3,585 11
08/01/2003 08:48 PM

so do i have to get in the cell?





should i go ahead and put on my wet white teeshirt like the last time i was locked up?

Daggy 86,684 14
08/01/2003 08:54 PM

Jesus! I'm glad I was asleep for this thread. Pubah.... you seriously need to piss off, you're as funny as bread.

Frogpop 173,148 25
08/01/2003 08:54 PM

You said it Ringo. I'm billing each and every one of these post-ers for the precious minutes of my life which they have so mercilessly suck-suck-sucked away.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
08/01/2003 08:56 PM

It's all Eric's fault!

Frogpop 173,148 25
08/01/2003 08:59 PM

And amen to Daggs too.

Tallsup 202 9
08/01/2003 11:20 PM

Hi my name is Tallsup and I am a Noobie. (wipes tear from eye) I have a problem and they dont know what to call it.













I know I'am setting myself up for something.

ringworm 68,315 13
08/01/2003 11:23 PM

i call it being retarded

Tallsup 202 9
08/01/2003 11:33 PM

This comeing from a man who goes to match.com to find women. thanks for the advice Don Jaun.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
08/02/2003 12:01 AM

That was lame tallsup. Match.com is a legitimate dating service. Much better than date-a-convict.com.



Or so I've been told.

AmyPoo, single again 2,710 12
08/02/2003 02:48 AM

gosh, the things you miss while out getting stoned.



hellooooooooo n00bs!

Pubah 56,794 18
08/02/2003 03:05 AM

They say it wasn't funny, but it sure was fun...Not as fun as getting stoned, but fun.

Wish you were there Amypoo.

Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/02/2003 03:12 AM

<action> pops head in thread, quickly leaves </action>

ringworm 68,315 13
08/02/2003 05:34 AM

americansingles.com, dipShakespeare. virn was on match.



i'm only on there because i got a message from hotbabe67 who told me we could chat if i signed up.

ringworm 68,315 13
08/02/2003 05:35 AM

and now that i've reread your sorry attempt at wit, i realize that i didn't give you any advice in the first place.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
08/02/2003 06:03 PM

box for n00b roll call. titties to follow at a later date.



im on a friend's computer until i get teh new, faster internet in my new apt. tuesday.



show how much yall will miss me till then.

Mookie on Wheels 17,582 13
08/02/2003 06:35 PM

Hi, I'm new here. Want to be my friend?

ringworm 68,315 13
08/02/2003 06:46 PM

show us your testicles.

Mookie on Wheels 17,582 13
08/02/2003 06:48 PM

OK

ringworm 68,315 13
08/02/2003 06:49 PM

i don't think i want to be your friend.

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
08/02/2003 07:09 PM

that looks like one of those mushroom guys from mario bros.

Mookie on Wheels 17,582 13
08/02/2003 07:12 PM

http://www.zug.com/gab/index.cgi?func=view_thread&thread_id=21171

Virnomine the Haberdasher 79,386 11
08/02/2003 07:21 PM

that cap'n stuby picture belongs in some kind of hall of fame.

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/03/2003 02:43 AM

dude.... your dick is small

WannaSeeMyNerd 27,000 12
08/03/2003 03:05 AM

OK, I'm here now, jesus christe! I can't even go online without being raped, figuratively of course.

won't the real john_shaft please stand up 795 13
08/03/2003 03:34 AM

the closest thing I can associate the initiation of a n00b with would be a Bris...

monKKRE 417 14
08/03/2003 03:18 PM

Sorry I'm a little late. But, I always thought <a href="http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html" target="_blank">this</a> was the Newbie FAQ

monKKRE 417 14
08/03/2003 03:19 PM

Sorry I'm a little late. But, I always thought <a href="http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/you.html" target="_blank"> this</a> was the Newbie FAQ

monKKRE 417 14
08/03/2003 03:21 PM

As you can see by the last two post. What I was trying to say is I am a newbie.

Jawa O'Malley 23,705 11
03/17/2004 08:28 PM

It's not too late to enroll

WhoaDude 497 9
03/17/2004 11:32 PM

ZUG n00b reporting for duty. Whatever that may be...

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

<action>Looks around corner, takes a deep breath and jumps into formation. Wonders if roll call includes a pants down spanking.</action>

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

<action>sighs, pulls up pants, elbows Aimless, points at the trash cans and says</action>Have you ever seen so many ham bones?