ringworm 68,315 13
08/16/2003 01:13 AM

i am sexy.

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 01:16 AM

<action>Fingers in ears, Eyes tightly shut</action>



Here goes nothin'

Jacobpants 13,437 11
08/16/2003 01:19 AM

I am funny!

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
08/16/2003 01:20 AM

My cat is looking at me funny.

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 01:21 AM

Does this make us clicki-whores?

Jacobpants 13,437 11
08/16/2003 01:24 AM

Yes Pubah, I believe it does.

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 01:24 AM

Knock knock

Just Plain Bunny 5,695 11
08/16/2003 01:24 AM

ringworm is sexy

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 01:25 AM

YES! YES!



Shout it from the rooftops!



I am a clickie whore, and I AM PROUD!

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 01:26 AM

Yes? Who is there?

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 01:28 AM

Eyes

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 01:28 AM

Hello???



Goddamnit, you Frost-ing knock and run away. I hate that.



At least you didn't leave a flaming bag of Shakespeare this time.

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 01:29 AM

Oh, I am sorry, in my inebriated state I thought you left.



Eyes who?

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 01:29 AM

Eyes yo next door neighbor

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 01:30 AM

Worked out really well anyway.

But the fine white powder down.

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 01:39 AM

Oh Rufus, you silly Pubah.

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 01:40 AM

<action>Hugs You</action>

Here's your cigarette

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 01:44 AM

GOD DAMN IT!



Here I am, trying my hardest to be nice, and you go and do a rotten thing like that.



Do you give a recovering alcoholic a beer?

Do you give a recovering junkie heroin?

Do you give Virn ham?





I haven't had a cigarette in over 4 months, and I bet you'd like nothing more than to ruin it for me.

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 01:48 AM

<action>Smashes cigarette into Lunchbrox's face</action>

Sorry man. Wouldn't want to knock you off the wagon.

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 01:56 AM

Don't lie to me, I know you'd like nothing better to knock me off something, a moving car perhaps, and I know you'd derive even greater pleasure watching me roll and tumble down the road, even going as far as to laugh out loud at the thought of my bruised and battered body covered in road rash.

Mookie on Wheels 17,582 13
08/16/2003 01:58 AM

I'm shutting this operation down right now. That knock knock joke was not even remotely funny.

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 01:58 AM

You know, I can't believe it's only Pubah and I posting in this thread.



I know, with every ounce of my being, that each and every one of you is eyeing this thread, wanting to post, even salivating at the thought of the clickies you will receive. But no, you hesitate because you continue to proclaim that the clickies are meaningless.



You, my friends, are the real poseurs.

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 01:59 AM

<action>Snickering</action>

You know me better than I thought you did.



You forgot the part about being impaled by tree limbs and railroad ties as you rolled down the embankment.

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 01:59 AM

Knock Knock?

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 02:06 AM

I'll bite



Who's there?

Haggis 702 11
08/16/2003 02:08 AM

I don't know who's at the door, but my hand smells funny.

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 02:17 AM

Nevermind, no one's there. Not if you're going around biting and Shakespeare.

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 02:19 AM

You are truly blasted, aren't you

Brox?

Daggy 86,684 14
08/16/2003 02:22 AM

knock knock

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 02:23 AM

Who's there?





Cringes

Daggy 86,684 14
08/16/2003 02:24 AM

The interrupting sheep

ringworm 68,315 13
08/16/2003 02:25 AM

interrupting sheep who?

Daggy 86,684 14
08/16/2003 02:25 AM

BAA!

ringworm 68,315 13
08/16/2003 02:25 AM

doesn't really work in a turn-based system, does it?

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 02:25 AM

Interupting sheep who?

Daggy 86,684 14
08/16/2003 02:26 AM

Damn dial up sucks!

Daggy 86,684 14
08/16/2003 02:27 AM

No, but it's STILL the funniest joke in the Frost-ing WORLD!

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 02:29 AM

Maybe I am a double dumbass. I didn't get the funniest knock knock joke in the world!

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 02:30 AM

No, the funniest joke ever involves two muffins and an oven.

Just Plain Bunny 5,695 11
08/16/2003 02:35 AM

<action>channels JacobPants</action>



get into chat and tell me funny jokes

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 02:42 AM

What if I can't get into chat?

Just Plain Bunny 5,695 11
08/16/2003 02:47 AM

Then you suck

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 02:51 AM

Though I have been known to suck the feelings out of a female's 'man in the boat', that comment wasn't nice Bunny.

Daggy 86,684 14
08/16/2003 02:53 AM

Yeah! Stop picking on him!

Just Plain Bunny 5,695 11
08/16/2003 02:54 AM

I'm sorry Rufus.



It's just that, well...



I'm not really all that nice.

Daggy 86,684 14
08/16/2003 02:58 AM

Unlike myself!

Rufus the Pubah 56,794 18
08/16/2003 03:03 AM

Apology accepted

Thank you Daggy...I thought you were a pretty lady.

Daggy 86,684 14
08/16/2003 03:04 AM

Yes.

Yes, I am.

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 03:30 AM

I had to do a thing, but now I'm back.



and Daggy, please don't try to decieve my good friend Pubah, everyone knows you're a middle-aged insurance salesman from Albequerque.

Cueball 19,242 12
08/16/2003 03:46 AM

I love Clovis, he's a very funny...



Ooh! Look! Something shiny!

PuggyD 48,304 12
08/16/2003 10:18 AM

Tiny Frosted a stump.

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/16/2003 12:08 PM

I just wasted 3 minutes of my life reading this thread. I'll never get that time back. You all slowly killed me with this thread. Good job.



And the muffin joke is funnier than the sheep joke. Only sheep Frosters like the sheep joke.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/16/2003 12:11 PM

Then you should have laughed your ass off, Virn.

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/16/2003 12:14 PM

I don't Frost sheep, wool is itchy. I just play one for monkeyfun.



I took my animal Frost-ing advice from Dave Attell, Frost a horse instead, that way you always know you have a ride home.

Cueball 19,242 12
08/16/2003 12:15 PM

Goats have horns.

Llllloyd 48,662 14
08/16/2003 01:45 PM

Here Daggy, I'll play along:



Interrupting she..

Frogpop 173,148 25
08/16/2003 03:54 PM

BAHH!

Frogpop 173,148 25
08/16/2003 03:55 PM

God, I feel like such s sellout..

Frogpop 173,148 25
08/16/2003 03:56 PM

and I'm shorry for tthe sshlurring..

Declan McManus, At finer stores everywhere 131,869 36
08/16/2003 04:03 PM

No, you are not.

people say i am crazy 105 9
08/16/2003 04:05 PM

dont think this topic could be less funny its incredible

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/16/2003 04:49 PM

beeble, you mother-Froster, where's our clicks dammit?

Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/16/2003 09:07 PM

Sorry, so sorry.



You have your clicks now. I started looking at porn last night and got sidetracked.

Ducky 10,666 13
08/16/2003 09:22 PM

Click whores.

MIPO 363 9
08/16/2003 09:30 PM

I sooooo did this topic a month ago & got blasted for it. So now I'm going to sit & pout. That being said, I'll take my clickie now please.

Lunchbrox, or Beeblebox 31,599 13
08/17/2003 03:02 AM

This thread shall not die off until Clovis gets his clickie from me. I shall not let it die until that day.



And why hasn't Lunchbox joined this party yet?

The Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
08/17/2003 01:13 PM

WhatevAh.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
08/17/2003 02:01 PM

<action>can't hold it in any longer.</action>

Free click threads are ruining Gab!

tlaxcatl 1,423 10
08/17/2003 10:20 PM

poop

Trae, Mistress of the Webinet 156,785 17
08/17/2003 10:22 PM

""

Pip 140 9
08/17/2003 10:33 PM

I dare you to fill up this pee tube.



And I dare you to fill up my pocket with your wallet.

Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
08/18/2003 07:28 AM

I dare you to shut the Frost up and post something that can at least earn a few ottos...

Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
08/18/2003 07:29 AM

Now gimme my clickes BeebleTard!

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/18/2003 10:16 AM

You got them, but I'm not happy about it. You could've been a bit nicer for someone who comes looking for not one, but two freebies without so much as returning the favor, no reach-around if you will.

Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
08/18/2003 02:54 PM

There, stop yer bitchin....

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/18/2003 02:55 PM

Looks like you've got... that's right!



Diarrea!



And I'm spent.

Trae 156,785 17
08/18/2003 02:58 PM

Stoat gave Beeb's a reacharound??



Fag.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/18/2003 04:28 PM

And want my free clickied, dammit! Don't make me come in there...



Because that really hurts.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/18/2003 04:29 PM

Spelling mistakes aside... I'm really desperate.

Grace 2,110 9
08/18/2003 04:30 PM

My eyes are bleeding.

Trae 156,785 17
08/18/2003 04:33 PM

Your GAB name is Grace, your eyes are bleeding.... are you Catholic??

Grace 2,110 9
08/18/2003 04:34 PM

No, but, now that you mention it, I am developing these funny marks on my hands and feet...

Trae 156,785 17
08/18/2003 04:38 PM

Dun! Dun! DUNNN!!!





</Mr. Glass>

Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/18/2003 07:31 PM

OK, I'm up to date again, everyone has gotten a clickie from me.



This should involve a get a clickie, give a clickie sort of thing, but that's not happening.



Stop being so damn selfish.

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/18/2003 07:38 PM

Frost you, I never said I was going to give you Shakespeare.



Gullible mother-Froster.

Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/18/2003 08:19 PM

I can just start giving out mahas to posters in this thread who I think aren't returning the favor. If I'm wrong about who gets 'em, too damn bad.

Tlaxcatl The Taxi-Cat 1,423 10
08/18/2003 08:26 PM

fine heres 3 clickies, happy?

The Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
08/18/2003 08:26 PM

NO CLICKIES HERE. I must earn them, lest they be hollow.

Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/18/2003 09:34 PM

Too bad, Chi-Chi. Now that hollow one will mix with all your hard-earned ones, lessening their value.

people say i am crazy 105 9
08/18/2003 09:58 PM

amazing how a topic promoting funny behavior had the least of funny contained

Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/18/2003 10:02 PM

Hmm...



You get no clickie.

people say i am crazy 105 9
08/18/2003 10:03 PM

nice

Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/18/2003 10:06 PM

Ok, I did say anyone, including Clovis, so here you go.



Just do me, (and all of us) a favor, and take some time to get a feel for the "flow" of Gab, and then start posting again. Also, you might want to try thinking about what you post before you click Submit.

Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/18/2003 10:06 PM

I am such a dick.

Hot Buttered Stoat 9,077 10
08/19/2003 06:01 AM

"Never a truer word hath been spoken".



Stoat 16:5

escape from the flying nun 1,412 10
08/25/2003 09:34 PM

yay! clickies for me. damn. this means i don't get any, right?

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/25/2003 09:38 PM

You all worship false idols!



FALSE!!!



And with that in mind... please sir, I want some more.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/25/2003 09:40 PM

Hello, thread.



I have missed you.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/25/2003 09:42 PM

YOU FrostERS!



There are empty pee tubes in this thread. I give and give and give, and you assclowns can only take.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/25/2003 09:46 PM

But I love urine.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/25/2003 09:51 PM

Glass, you're a dick.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/25/2003 09:52 PM

OK, maybe I take it back.



Maybe.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/25/2003 09:53 PM

You know, if everyone works as a team and clicks my posts and not Virnomines, I can unseat him from his high and mighty place of power.



<waits for clickies to roll in>

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/25/2003 09:56 PM

Ass-hat.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/25/2003 10:00 PM

LOOK AT MY HAT! LOOK AT MY LOVELY HAT!

Happy Happy Nice Virnomine 79,386 11
08/25/2003 10:01 PM

That's an awfully big seat.



Now give me my click, chuckleFrost.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/25/2003 10:01 PM

Excuse me, my penis seems to be acting up.



And yes, the pun was intended.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/26/2003 01:42 AM

Mr. Glass, you are to go through this thread and give out clickies. That is an order!



Going be the ratio of clickies you've received to those you've given, I'll just have to assume you are roughly ten times funnier than anyone else here.



Everyone! Bow down before the comedy master! Now!

BleedsBlueAndOrange 642 10
08/26/2003 01:44 AM

click whores

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/26/2003 01:52 AM

I like to keep my clickies in a holier light than yours. Since mine are so rare, they are worth so much more.



You must work for the coveted Mr.Glass CLICK!

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/26/2003 01:56 AM

No, you're just a greedy, selfish clickie monger. You're as much a clickie slut as anyone here. Hell, I think you've posted more than anyone in this thread. You brought it back from the dead, did you not?

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/26/2003 01:59 AM

We have extracted 11 more from your painfully underused clickie finger. I know you didn't click on me. You're like a kid in elementary school with a crush - You're nice to everyone else, but you push the one you love to the ground. I know and understand the love that you give me, Mr. Glass.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/26/2003 02:00 AM

Nope. Wasn't me that brought it back to life.



I just happen to have a different sense of humour than some people. If it takes that extra effort to appeal to me, so be it.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/26/2003 02:03 AM

Yes, I would rate your sense of humor as "insane asylum".

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/26/2003 02:04 AM

And you're right. I've been avoiding you because I love you...



About as much as a malignant tumour!



ZING!

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/26/2003 02:05 AM

And you keep a malignant tumor in a box under your bed, don't you? I've been told you're known to sing sea shanties to it, late at night when you're all alone.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/26/2003 02:07 AM

Late at night? Heck, I'm always alone. The only thing which keeps me sane is my box of malignant brain tumour.



That and my collection of precious live organs, of course.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/26/2003 02:07 AM

You avoid me so much, you won't stop posting in my free clickie thread. Well, no more freebies for you until I see you returning the favor. You are the whoriest of them all.

Frogpop, on the move. 173,148 25
08/26/2003 02:09 AM

Frigid pee hurts.



the more you know..

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/26/2003 02:11 AM

I ask not for free clickies. I shall take my business elsewhere.

Compulsive Lying Stoat 9,077 10
08/26/2003 06:42 AM

No probs. How about a free maha?

escape from the flying nun 1,412 10
08/26/2003 09:15 AM

high school dropouts earn 42% less than dropouts.

escape from the flying nun 1,412 10
08/26/2003 09:15 AM

high school dropouts earn 42% less than graduates.

Chance 171,270 14
08/26/2003 09:19 AM

Which category do you fall out?

Chance 171,270 14
08/26/2003 09:19 AM

Which category do you fall in?

Trae 156,785 17
08/26/2003 10:35 AM

I don't know but after reading this thread I've come to the conclusion that Beeble must be stopped. He's out of control!

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/26/2003 12:34 PM

Uncle Al



Fart



Poo



John Hargrave



DAGGY'S LEAKIN' BELLY BUTTON!!