Mookie on Wheels 17,582 13
08/20/2003 12:23 AM

I would of cut you good if you did that to me.

Traedlebrox 156,785 17
08/20/2003 12:23 AM

That's just great! Now little Julio can't get new shoes and you burned his Papa's face off.

Statickitten is nose pickin', butt sniffin' 24,428 11
08/20/2003 12:23 AM

I can just hear virn crying over those poor uneaten pizza slices.

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/20/2003 12:24 AM

Anytime I say I hate you again beebs, point me to this thread.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/20/2003 12:27 AM

I expected a fight, actually. I guess the shock of molten cheese on his face made him take off.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/20/2003 12:28 AM

My all-over manliness must have scared him away.

Livewire 78,229 13
08/20/2003 01:26 AM

Beeblebrox, my respect for you has just increased dramatically.



Not only do you have an excellently vicious rage streak, but you fully understand that pie-in-face + 2nd degree burns = comedy gold, and posted about it on Gab.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/20/2003 01:28 AM

I don't like when people Frost with my Shakespeare, especially my car.



To make a long story short, I did some dumb Shakespeare when I was a teenager, and lost my license for almost 8 years, until this past april. NO ONE will Frost with my car.



Meanwhile, I'm still Frost-ing hungry.

Virnomine 79,386 11
08/20/2003 09:33 AM

Bumping this for the morning crowd. I believe this may be beebs' best post ever.

Adrian, High Priest of the Lord Lucifer. 13,341 13
08/20/2003 09:55 AM

I feel love for you today Beeble, lots of love.











Not in that way, you perv. Touch my ass one more time and I'll show you the true meaning of the word "pain"

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/20/2003 06:38 PM

But that ass is just so succulent, I don't know how I will manage to control myself.



Just try and kick my ass, and I'll pizza-face you.

Adrian, High Priest of the Lord Lucifer. 13,341 13
08/20/2003 09:58 PM

Dude, God already did that.

Feeble, Iraqi Weapons Inspector #27 32,400 15
08/20/2003 11:02 PM

I would have eaten the pizza anyway. A little seared petty-thief skin would add pizzaz!



Pizzaz. Pizza. There must be a connection here somewhere.



Anyway, if you actually expect a fight, don't through one punch (pie) and stop. You should have pie'd his face and followed with a body blow.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/21/2003 12:54 AM

Nah, the guy had no idea I was there and jumped like Trixxie rammed it home in his ass with no warning.



I also bet he didn't want the cops getting involved. This is NY, and if he didn't have documentation I bet they would have deported his ass. And the rest of him with it.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/22/2003 08:42 PM

I went back for more pizza today.



I left the top down, no incidents occured.



I got home, and I discovered that I locked my housekeys in the house.



Not a problem, really, since I leave a second story window unlocked for just such an occasion. I just need to climb up a tree, and contort myself so I can reach the window which is a good foot and a half from the tree.



I haven't had to do this in a while, and I guess the tree is not in the shape it once was. The branches kept snapping, and as I went up the branches only got thinner.



So yes, you guessed it, I fell out of the tree. I'm OK though, not like any of you really care.



It get's better -

I left the pizza in the car with the top down, not realizing there is a THUNDERSTORM WARNING here until 8:30.



Yes, it rained. The inside car is soaked, the pizza is ruined, and for the second time in a week, I'm going hungry.

Happy Happy Nice Virnomine 79,386 11
08/22/2003 08:44 PM

Damn, I thought you were going to say you locked your keys in the car...guess only jacobpants or pubah would do that.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/22/2003 08:45 PM

For some reason I like to keep the car keys separate from the house keys.



That way I can lose one set, and still have somewhere to sleep.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/22/2003 08:46 PM

No, Jacobpants or Pubah would lock themselves inside the car.

Happy Happy Nice Virnomine 79,386 11
08/22/2003 08:46 PM

you locked your keys in the car...the top was down see, that makes it funny.





Big cowboy hat...that's funny because it's bigger than a regular hat.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/22/2003 08:47 PM

Virn, I get it, I get it.



Weren't you the one who always rips into people for stating the obvious?

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/22/2003 08:48 PM

Anyhoo, It's funnier my way.

Happy Happy Nice Virnomine 79,386 11
08/22/2003 08:51 PM

I wouldn't rip into you because I love you so. And of course your's is funnier, you said it.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/22/2003 08:52 PM

Lets get married and have Trae carry our baby.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/22/2003 08:52 PM

I will inseminate her, of course.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/22/2003 08:53 PM

This thread has been going smiley smiley steak, smiley smiley steak. I like it.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/22/2003 08:53 PM

whoops, I went and Frosted it up.

Happy Happy Nice Virnomine 79,386 11
08/22/2003 08:53 PM

I'll take the front, you can take the back.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/22/2003 08:59 PM

Oh you! The epitome of chivalry!

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
08/22/2003 08:59 PM

Virn is good at sharing.

Frogpop, on the move. 173,148 25
08/23/2003 12:46 AM

Not really.



You'll still need separate His and His Hams.

Frogpop, on the move. 173,148 25
08/23/2003 12:46 AM

or pizzas.

Cueball 19,242 12
08/23/2003 12:51 AM

Dude, get it delivered next time.

Beeblebr0x, New & Improved 31,599 13
10/12/2003 04:53 AM

Delivered? So the driver can put his dick in my pizza and then sit outside my window laughing as he watches me eat it?



Yeah, like I'd let that happen again.



It's DiGiorno from here on out.

Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
10/12/2003 04:56 AM

No, it's delivery!

Beeblebr0x, New & Improved 31,599 13
10/12/2003 04:59 AM

I ordered SAUSAGE, not Coleridge! That's PuggyD's pizza.

Livewire 78,229 13
10/12/2003 05:08 AM

Haha, look at the dates on Cueball's comment and Beeb's reply. He's beaten my old record of 30 days.

Hammerhead, Now In Feelaround! 59,399 14
10/12/2003 07:39 PM

Hypothetically, why would you, as a delivery driver, want to put your Coleridge in/on a bubbling hot pizza? Talk about pizza burn...

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
10/12/2003 07:55 PM

You have a point there. There are very few things a driver could do to your pizza that you wouldn't notice, though.



Perhaps (s)he could pop a zit onto the pizza.

Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
10/12/2003 07:56 PM

Or have have sex with the pig that would later be slaughtered then sliced up and eventually put in your pizza.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
10/12/2003 09:07 PM

the convertible with a nice stereo has got to be compensating for something.

Beeblebr0x, New & Improved 31,599 13
10/12/2003 09:28 PM

It's a 1987 Toyota Celica. In almost-perfect condition, but 16 years old nonetheless.



Hey, it's the same age as my girlfriend!

Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
10/12/2003 09:29 PM

And your jokes!

Adrian, Trae's love clown. 13,341 13
10/12/2003 09:30 PM

And the number of cromosomes.