Damn IT!
A comedy conversation
by Cravin Moorhead  3,307  12
08/26/2003 03:39 PM 222 views
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I walked out of the store here and a guy jumped out in front of me and yelled "Augh-HAA!" THEN POKED ME IN THE Frost-ing EYE! What the hell was that all about? He looked at me and said "Oh, God. I thought you were Dave, sorry man." then walked away.
The only thing I can think of is "how the hell does Dave greet this guy, a kick to the sack?"
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Side-splitting
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Beeblebr0x 31,599  13
08/26/2003 03:40 PM
You let him walk away?
Poe.
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Hilarious
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Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/26/2003 03:40 PM
Seven days from now you will be killed by the tiny shpeckel of sars he inserted in your pupil.
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Chuckleworthy
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One Gross Man 248 10
08/26/2003 03:40 PM
Maybe that's his daily ritual. It would be kind of fun to just go around poking people in the eye, and then get away just by saying 'Sorry, thought you were Dave'
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Hilarious
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Cravin Moorhead 3,307 12
08/26/2003 03:42 PM
A few other things have entered my little brain like, good thing I'm not Doc. And when I get to meet this Dave guy I'm going to poke that son-of-a-bitch in the eye.
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Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
08/26/2003 03:43 PM
<action>sharpening machete</action>
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Hilarious
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Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/26/2003 03:43 PM
Yeah. And have a counter taped to your chest which would go up every time you did so.
"What are those numbers for?"
"How many people I've poked in the eye"
"Uhh..."
"I have a highscore."
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Cravin Moorhead 3,307 12
08/26/2003 03:56 PM
You let him walk away?
I had a finger in my eye. My mind was somewhere else. If he had run up and stuck his tongue or finger up my ass it would have been different, he would have gotten an ass kickin
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Side-splitting
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Trae 156,785 17
08/26/2003 03:59 PM
If he had run up and stuck his tongue or finger up my ass it would have been different
Yeah, I would've stood there a bit longer.
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Cravin Moorhead 3,307 12
08/26/2003 04:04 PM
Had to give you a clickie for that one.
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Xxara 1,114 9
08/27/2003 02:44 AM
I wonder how many people you could get away with poking in the eye doing that???
"Poke" sorry i thought you where Dave.
the duck around the corner and do it again to somebody else.
My mom once had a strange woman come up to her and start chewing (not hard) on my mother's arm in a food court once...the woman was special needs...my aunt sat across from my mom with a look of horror on her face....my mom just sat there like it was the most normal thing ever..
people are weird!
My mom included
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RabidChickens 286,326 61
08/27/2003 06:15 AM
I would have broken his arm.
See? That's the problem with all this Karate training. All this knowledge and you never get to actually hurt anyone.
I wish someone would try to poke me in the eye, I really do.
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platch 1,722 11
08/27/2003 06:26 AM
it'll happen when you least expect it, and you won't be ready to retribute on his ass...
you'll be Frost-ing round, then suddenly *wham* it's the poke fairy
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RabidChickens 286,326 61
08/27/2003 06:56 AM
Im sure he would get me, but then I would definately get some payback.
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