Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/02/2003 09:27 PM

If I push this button my head will stop swelling.......

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
09/02/2003 09:27 PM

I want YOU to pity me...

Albert Fish 69 9
09/02/2003 09:31 PM

Hey dude does this smell like my old lady gots a yeast infecton?

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
09/02/2003 09:31 PM

There he is! It's Saddam! Oh wait no... it THERE HE IS! No, that was a lamp.. wait, OVER THERE!

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/02/2003 09:32 PM

If you look at the end of my finger real close, your eyes will cross.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/02/2003 09:33 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmm nipples.....

ringworm 68,315 13
09/02/2003 09:35 PM

nine minutes, and still no, "pull my finger."

Albert Fish 69 9
09/02/2003 09:35 PM

God dammit Jim the Frost-ing bathroom is right over there.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
09/02/2003 09:37 PM

"Yeah that's the one! That's the meanie that stole my lunch-box!"

Deadlymoss 4,125 10
09/02/2003 09:38 PM

With the mounting stress from the events in Iraq Bremer loses it and believes he is the T-1000.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
09/02/2003 09:40 PM

Yeah, that's right. All my enemies suffer from Extreme Poking Trauma! Who else wants some!?

ringworm 68,315 13
09/02/2003 09:40 PM

U.S. administrator in Iraq Paul Bremer points out the women he would like for his roadies to usher backstage.

Deadlymoss 4,125 10
09/02/2003 09:42 PM

It's him! It's finally him! The pillsbury doughboy!



Hoo-hoo!

Albert Fish 69 9
09/02/2003 09:44 PM

You, Yes you are the crack whore that gave me the clap.

I'm going to kill you bitch!!

Captain Comic 14,139 11
09/02/2003 10:03 PM

yeah... there.... just a little to the left.... no, just by your lip here I'll get off. Really, Mr President you need to be more carefull when you eat chocolate before a press conferance.

Trae: DDR virgin 156,785 17
09/02/2003 10:05 PM

Following Glass' lead:



I want you to pity me

I want you to need me

I want you to pity me

I want you to want me.....



didn't I, didn't I, didn't I say... blah blah blah

Trae: DDR virgin 156,785 17
09/02/2003 10:07 PM

Damn, you people are quick tonight.

Father Dave Murray, all God, all the time... 622 13
09/02/2003 10:08 PM

You want the truth? YOU want the TRUTH??? YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH.

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/02/2003 10:08 PM

You don't do that to the cute little Traette, do you?

Captain Comic 14,139 11
09/02/2003 10:30 PM

MOLE! MOLE! uhh i mean-MOLE!

Livewire 78,229 13
09/03/2003 12:47 AM

Paul Bremer is arrested on charges of sexual harrassment after he falls victim to a sting operation called "Project NippleCam".

Aphrodite 2,261 13
09/03/2003 12:52 AM

Mr. Senator, just because you're not making eye contact doesn't mean I won't call on you.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
09/03/2003 12:54 AM

I'd do him, and her and her and her... not her... and him, and her..

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/03/2003 02:40 AM

There's a smudge right here on the plexi-glass

Cravin Moorhead 3,307 12
09/03/2003 09:38 AM

SEE! I told you there was a hair in my booger, I could feel it on the end of my tongue.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
09/03/2003 12:28 PM

YOU! Under the podium NOW!

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/03/2003 12:47 PM

the animatronics they had available this year in the white house are so life like

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/03/2003 12:50 PM

Paul Bremer wants to poke the bunny