Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/04/2003 01:42 AM

Sit on the cage

if it bites you have someone suck it out.

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 01:45 AM

They can't push through....they just push and push and push, then get tired and fall back down.

Blonde Undersexed Nymph Needs Young Lover 5,695 11
09/04/2003 01:46 AM

Put a bullet through their heads... that is the only acceptable way to deal with snakes.

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/04/2003 01:46 AM

Do they like throw-up before they fall back down by chance?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/04/2003 01:49 AM

My snakes awake and it wants you to pet it.........

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 01:53 AM

Not poisonous...though if they were i'd let 1 bite my "package" and ask you to suck out the venom.



I have 2 Burmese pythons (1 reg, and 1 albino), and a Ball python. 4 Maliuromastyx (desert spiney tailed lizards), 4 Ferrets, a turtle, and 6 fish.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/04/2003 01:53 AM

And a partridge in a pear tree

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/04/2003 01:54 AM

And obviously no life

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/04/2003 01:56 AM

It's a good thing your snakes aren't poisnous...you'd die

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/04/2003 01:57 AM

how do you know they are awake? maybe they are sleep slithering ?

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 01:58 AM

Funny...but they are nocternal(sp?).

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/04/2003 01:58 AM

Driving across Utah, I kept thinking of the movie 'Tremors'. I tried not to stop for gas there.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/04/2003 02:03 AM

nocturnal: (nk-turnl)

adj.

Of, relating to, or occurring in the night: nocturnal stillness.

Botany. Having flowers that open during the night.

Zoology. Most active at night: nocturnal animals.





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[Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin nocturnlis, from Latin nocturnus, from nox, noct-, night. See nekw-t- in Indo-European Roots.]

Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
09/04/2003 02:04 AM

thanks Webster McCollegiate.

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 02:08 AM

At least i knew the were nocturnal in the first place!





-Take that Be*yot*ch!

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/04/2003 02:10 AM

That's because they still move when they crawl up your ass

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 02:12 AM

???

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/04/2003 02:13 AM

Is that a ??? what the Frost are you talking about? or a ??? how the hell did you find out?

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/04/2003 02:14 AM

???one of em just went up his ass

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 02:15 AM

-There is no passion, There is peace.

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 02:18 AM

I should have assumed that someone would perverse the use of snakes in a comment, but to perverse the common knowledge that they are nocturnal.



You are one sicko eric...one sicko indeed!

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/04/2003 02:19 AM

Hey just because the pet store was all out of hamsters, doesn't mean you need to knock me bub!

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 02:22 AM

THATS IT!



I figured out your obsession with hampsters, and potato guns now!



Never before had i linked the 2 together, but now it all makes since...eeewhhwwwhhww

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/04/2003 02:26 AM

Must really hurt when you shoot hampsters up your but with a potato gun.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/04/2003 02:28 AM

it does, but it's worth it, they got no where to run or hide !!! it's like shooting fish in a vagina !!!!

Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
09/04/2003 02:28 AM

don't worry, the hampsters don't feel a thing.

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 02:30 AM

I would have to ass*sume that he greases them up fairly well first.





*pun intended

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/04/2003 02:30 AM

Hampsters don't have those sharp spiny things on their backs though. How does one get a fish out of their vagina?

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 02:32 AM

Dear lord.



Its all reminiscent of those damn Blockbuster commercials, Just with out the rabbit.



It IS without the rabbit right!?!

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/04/2003 02:32 AM

out? You know how much time was spent getting it in !!!

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/04/2003 02:38 AM

She should post a warning on her forhead hencforth: I have a fish caught in my vagina. I don't need your dick.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/04/2003 02:39 AM

have you ever smelt a vagina ? geez ....

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/04/2003 02:40 AM

True, they smell like fish...screw it

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/04/2003 02:40 AM

I do....

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 02:42 AM

You smell a Vagina, or you screw a smelly-fish-lodged-in one?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/04/2003 02:43 AM

Yes I do.....

ElChingon 56 9
09/04/2003 02:43 AM

i don't know about you guys...but i only have one snake...and he IS nocturnal. i don't think i ever wake up without him being wide awake a ready to go. sadly, while having no where to go.

ElChingon 56 9
09/04/2003 02:44 AM

tuna to be precise (second hand information. damnit! i'm so lonely!)

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 02:46 AM

I think we covered the whole, hey snakes are actually nocturnal thing before. But you don't need to "go" anywhere to "go."



If you catch my drift *wink *wink

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/04/2003 02:46 AM

or bad laundry, or bad cheese, or javex...



either way, it's finger licking good, sometimes without the finger even !!

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 02:47 AM

Who the hell spells out wink wink? Man i need to "Shoot me in the face!"

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/04/2003 02:48 AM

I'd rather she licked MY finger while my wonder worm does the spee lunking.

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/04/2003 02:49 AM

...shoot me in the face...

Volunteering to be 'pivot man' in a circle jerk

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 02:50 AM

No. With a gun.



Better yet. -Yo mama!

ElChingon 56 9
09/04/2003 02:50 AM

of course...that is while the other hand is exploring the purple mountains majesty right?

Pubah, Poster of the Stupid 56,794 18
09/04/2003 02:53 AM

If you're talking about ranging the 'twin peaks'...yes

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/04/2003 02:53 AM

purple mountains majesty The Frost is that? you exploring someones intestines or something ? what the hell is purple mountain ? ohhhhhhhhhhh, take the ring offffffff!!

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 02:54 AM

"Pivot man" that's actually quite humorous. I will ned to remember that when addressing my boss tomorrow when he looks over our -Missing Item Audit report.

ElChingon 56 9
09/04/2003 02:55 AM

well, if they are pruple something is wrong. i just liked the referance to america the beautiful...that is the right song right?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/04/2003 02:59 AM

Pruple? did you and Raiden go to the same highschool?

OORaidenOO 209 10
09/04/2003 03:00 AM

Enough of that Eric When.