Virnomine 79,386 11
09/08/2003 03:02 PM

is anyone else sick of seeing that damn picture? It wasn't all that cool the first time I saw it.



If you want an awesome caption, see this week's cameltoe.org caption:



Poor Madonna. Used to have her finger on the pulse of what was outrageous and made millions manipulating various images and pressing buttons. Now, at 45, and in the face of tepid record sales and an increasingly hard-to-watch quest for sustained relevance to MTV's target audience, she looks through her 1987 lens and figures that THIS will shock people. Unfortunately for her, at the same time this was on MTV, Bravo was broadcasting Boy Meets Boy. The only thing shocking about this is that Madonna actually thought it was shocking. I find it confusing why a seemingly intelligent, wildly successful and almost unimaginably wealthy woman actually stills cares if she's relevant to today's 18 year-olds. Do you know what looks best on a 45 year-old mother of two? Dignity.

ringworm 68,315 13
09/08/2003 03:03 PM

britney: "are the cameras getting this?"



madonna: "wow, i haven't seen this much action since i was 60."

Trae: DDR virgin 156,785 17
09/08/2003 03:04 PM

Yeah, I'm sorry I'm tired of that picture too. Especially being in Atlanta and all the bruhaha that the local paper went through about posting it on the front page.



So, Madonna and Britney and Christina kissed. Ladeefreakinda.

Chance 171,270 14
09/08/2003 03:07 PM

So is like kissing someone like the chain of Frost-ing someone? You know like for every person you have unprotected sex with your having sex with everyone they've had unprotected sex with? If thats the case, we've all just kissed in one way or another.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
09/08/2003 03:08 PM

<action>Psychoholic zips up.</action>

Thanks John.

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/08/2003 03:30 PM

Madonna *thinking*: This'll teach the "close-talker".

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
09/08/2003 03:41 PM

Britney thinking: This isn't so bad. She's not as good as Mom, though.

sockk action 702 10
09/08/2003 03:44 PM

this thread is going to be a big, gooey abortion.

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/08/2003 03:45 PM

Britany *thinking*: Wow. It's a good thing I bought that strap-on yesterday.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
09/08/2003 03:46 PM

Madanna and Brittney *Thinking* "Gee, I hope the guys back at Gab approve."

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/08/2003 03:47 PM

Madonna thought bubble "this is what my career has come to?"



Britney thought bubble "This is where my career is going?"

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
09/08/2003 03:53 PM

Chester was the embodiment of disapointment when the Genie told him that he had used up all of his wishes on the Pop idols.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
09/08/2003 03:58 PM

Inexplicably, kittens all over the world begin to die.

Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
09/08/2003 04:01 PM

both thinking "This kiss will make Donald Rumsfeld thiiis much bigger"

Virnomine 79,386 11
09/08/2003 04:10 PM

there's a problem with some of these captions.



They don't think. If they did, they would put out quality music.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/08/2003 04:11 PM

Madonna "holiday.....holidgrgrrmpphhhhhday"



Britney "oops I did it again"

Aimless 54,807 10
09/08/2003 04:11 PM

What do you mean??? Hit me baby one more time is a classic for wife beaters everywhere.

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/08/2003 04:13 PM

"Britany Spears (left) and Madonna at the MTV Video Music Awards, just seconds before Attorney General John Ashcroft preformed a citizen's arrest."

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
09/08/2003 04:15 PM

I happen to like Madonna's music. I have all her albums.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/08/2003 04:16 PM

I have all her books

Aimless 54,807 10
09/08/2003 04:18 PM

<action>hangs head in shame



I own a Brittany CD.



I OWN A BRITTANY CD AND I GROOVE TO HER FUNKY BEAT!!!!



*cries*

David Moss 4,125 10
09/08/2003 04:18 PM

<action>twirls finger in the air</action>Woohoo. They're kissing.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
09/08/2003 04:19 PM

You're old, aren't you?

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/08/2003 04:19 PM

Britney Spears shows Justin Timberlake something he will never do with her, or any women for a long long time.

Virnomine 79,386 11
09/08/2003 04:21 PM

why couldn't they get those Tatu girls or whoever to kiss, that's much better. Barely legal lesbians munching the carpet. That's hot. Not some old dried up skank, and some young skank. If I want to see that I'll go to www.oldgrannydykes.com

Aimless 54,807 10
09/08/2003 04:22 PM

What's the dif Virn? You go there anyway.

Virnomine 79,386 11
09/08/2003 04:23 PM

nah, that's www.thegoldengirls.com much hotter.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/08/2003 04:25 PM

Do you know if you hold your ear up to old Poe you can hear the ocean?

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/08/2003 04:27 PM

that ain't the ocean, baby

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/08/2003 04:27 PM

I have all her books



"I've sold more books on physics than Madonna has on sex."

-- Stephen Hawking

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
09/08/2003 04:28 PM

Sex, in a nutshell?

Statickitten. Look! I'm a spork! 24,428 11
09/08/2003 06:18 PM

Ooops, I think we already did this.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
09/08/2003 06:25 PM

Oops, we did it again?

Gilbert Nugent 12,005 12
09/08/2003 07:21 PM

Much better than last year's Andy Dick/Carrot Top kiss.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/08/2003 07:24 PM

Damn Britney, I am sure glad Missy Elliot didn't open the show.



If she comes over here let's just start hacking and coughing.....

Smulzie 980 9
09/08/2003 08:06 PM

Amazingly... afterwords, Britney's face was ripped off after getting her lip caught between Madonna's teeth.

Pubah 56,794 18
09/08/2003 08:08 PM

Madonna and Brittany share apple eating contest...

Without the apple

(are their hands tied behind their backs to prevent groping?)

Pubah 56,794 18
09/08/2003 10:23 PM

Madonna: Brittany, your tounge taste like Shakespeare

Brittany: Funny you should say that. So did my dad's dick.

Gonzo NLO 20,522 17
09/08/2003 10:59 PM

"Badly, ghastly snake, snake. Ooooh, it's a snake."

20,522 17
09/08/2003 11:10 PM

your

sockk action 702 10
09/09/2003 12:04 AM

tehgy si the lesbeans!!@

Tlaxcatl the not so Virnless 1,423 10
09/09/2003 12:12 AM

OMG!!1!!! WTF!!1!1!!! LOL!!!!1!!!!

El Volante 10,315 10
09/09/2003 12:13 AM

It's better to burn out, than to fade away.

Trae: DDR virgin 156,785 17
09/09/2003 12:19 AM

Gunter glieben glauchen globen

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
09/09/2003 12:31 AM

"Brittney, let me tell you about the first time I frenched another girl. I wore an onion in my belt, which was the fashion at the time..."

Mr.Glass' Appendix 25,340 11
09/09/2003 12:33 AM

Zoktar and Fmbabo exchange information through their communication ports. So far, they're disguises were working...

Mr.Glass' Appendix 25,340 11
09/09/2003 12:33 AM

Their*

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
09/09/2003 01:12 AM

"I'm thinking of John Hargrave. Are you?"



"Why, yes, yes I am!!!!"

BleedsBlueAndOrange 642 10
09/09/2003 01:18 AM

B- "your breath smells like fish"

M- "so does yours!"

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
09/09/2003 01:49 AM

"Madonna, now actually in her nineties, sucks the life-essence from a young tartlet so she may extend her reign of power."

Mr.Glass' Appendix 25,340 11
09/09/2003 01:50 AM

The combination of matter and anti-matter would prove to be the most disastrous explosion in the history of the Universe.

Hammerhead, a Knight of Ni! 59,399 14
09/09/2003 02:43 AM

More proof that Britney and Madonna are media sluts

Captain Comic 14,139 11
09/09/2003 05:37 AM

yeah, John, if you still want to call yourself a media whore then you have your work cut out for you.

Kentucky Fried Chickens 286,326 61
09/09/2003 10:15 AM

"And the winner for the least appealing picture after the goatse pic was finally retired with a lifetime achievement award goes to..."

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
09/09/2003 11:34 AM

<action>flashes back to first and only menoj a toa, and remembers some comedian's punchline.<action>

"I got the dick. Anybody want the dick? Dick for Saaale! Nice hot dick right here! Free Samples!"



Oh, are you kidding me? I'd fu(k Madonna in a heartbeat. And Britney would be dessert.

Mythology: Your trusted No Name Brand 4,891 11
09/09/2003 11:35 AM

try the vagina it's much more fun

Cosmo D 91 9
09/09/2003 07:41 PM

Last week, Spears narrowly avoided choking to death on Madonna's cell phone. Sadly, the phone could not be recovered from Spears' throat.



Madonna: "Canyouhearmenow...? Good!"

Feeble, Knight of the Old Code 32,400 15
09/10/2003 12:52 AM

"Man, my career needs a boost right now."



"Mine, too. Otherwise I wouldn't touch you with Mick Jagger's lips."

BleedsBlueAndOrange 642 10
09/10/2003 02:17 AM

COMING SOON....



Vice Versa Part 2



Grandmother Madonna and grandaughter Britney french kiss and switch bodies...

See the mayhem!







Incestual Fans rejoice world 'round

Got Moo? 209 10
09/10/2003 02:38 AM

Madonna isn't the first person Spears had to get with on the way to fame!

donignacio 5 9
09/10/2003 02:41 AM

They've got each other on life support.

Hammerhead, a Knight of Ni! 59,399 14
09/10/2003 02:43 AM

As Christina Looks on: "God, I'm glad Madonna didn't kiss megholorpmh."

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/10/2003 03:00 AM

Madinna seen in public sharing an intimate moment with her daughter Lourdes Maria.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
09/10/2003 12:32 PM

...I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bummblebees on them! 'Give me 5 bees for a quater', you would say. Now where were we, oh yes! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war, the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.

Kentucky Fried Chickens 286,326 61
09/10/2003 12:41 PM

Hammer wins

Richard Cranium 5 9
09/10/2003 02:40 PM

"Is that fiShakespeareaste?"

The Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
09/10/2003 02:43 PM

God Hates Dykes.

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/11/2003 08:50 PM

That kiss was so hot I got friction-burns on my hands.

Statickitten. Look at my shiny ass! 24,428 11
09/11/2003 08:52 PM

Friction burns? From rubbing your eyes?

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/11/2003 08:57 PM

Yes. Rubbing my eye.

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/11/2003 09:02 PM

Did I say eye? 'cause I meant Coleridge.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
09/11/2003 10:45 PM

Madonna: This reminds me of the time we had a threesome with Lloyd.



Britney: Yeah. That guy has a schlong like you wouldn't believe.

Peccavi 2,263 10
09/12/2003 06:01 AM

Now Britney and Madonna share something other than crappy music: herpes.

Vermin 71 10
09/12/2003 01:07 PM

"Hang on Brit, you've got some broccoli stuck in your teeth."

Vermin 71 10
09/12/2003 01:08 PM

Introducing the Madonna toothbrush -- for those hard to reach back places.

Hyperspaz:zapsrepyH 3,290 11
09/13/2003 01:11 AM

I wanna stick my penis between those two mouths..opps did I say that?

evilbunni 19 9
09/14/2003 12:22 AM

"I knew it wasnt a good idea to get our tongues pierced together!"

Coolbreeze 110 9
09/14/2003 12:29 AM

I wonder if I should go down on her...hmmm....mmmm...good.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/14/2003 12:34 AM

100!

Glaze84 5 9
09/15/2003 12:07 AM

Maddonna (thought bubble): Hell, it worked for Demi's career.

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/15/2003 08:57 PM

hmmm

Captain Comic 14,139 11
09/16/2003 08:12 PM

"We'll do it again if you just let this thread die, for the love of god!"



"Madonna gets the zug free gift for logging in"

Pubah 56,794 18
09/16/2003 11:00 PM

I went to the Desert on a horse with no name

it's so good to get out of the rain

In the desert

you're not feeling no pain

Laa laaaa la la la laaa





There, that oughta kill it....DEAD Her

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/17/2003 05:18 PM

Holy Shakespeare! This whole time I though Britney was kissing a man!

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/18/2003 12:20 PM

Why are lurkers mysteriously drawn to post mortem threads like this?

Virnomine 79,386 11
09/18/2003 12:24 PM

Because it is on the front page.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
09/18/2003 01:54 PM

You mean the front page is open? Damn. All this time I've been sneaking in through the bedroom window.

idbuckles 15 9
09/19/2003 02:06 PM

"The mother starling must regurgitate into the mouth of her young to feed them."



There's your caption. Although it is actually pretty hot. lol...

idbuckles 15 9
09/19/2003 02:08 PM

Aww Shakespeare, I just noticed the message above by red rover... I guess my caption looks stolen now. Oh well. Too freakin' bad.

Blackhole Of Teh Funny 1,684 14
09/19/2003 02:08 PM

resisting urge to maha two posts up.....

idbuckles 15 9
09/19/2003 02:11 PM

By all means, maha!

Morning View 52 9
09/21/2003 09:03 PM

Britney (thinking): This is almost as bad as kissing Justin.



Madonna (thinking): This is almost as bad as kissing Ellen Degeneres.

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/21/2003 09:49 PM

Ok, who are the Frosttwats who keep reviving this thread???



Don't make me sodomize you with a toilet brush!



Enough already!

ringworm 68,315 13
09/21/2003 09:50 PM

front page, dear.

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/22/2003 12:36 PM

STOP DOING THAT YOU NOT LOGGED IN TWAT!!!!

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
09/22/2003 10:44 PM

"Why does it taste like you brushed your teeth with a toilet brush that was used to sodomize someone?"

"Becasue I did!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hammerhead, Now In Feelaround! 59,399 14
09/25/2003 02:59 PM

shut the Frost up, dumbass <action>Beats reasonable person over the head with a clue</action>

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/25/2003 03:10 PM

damn this thread is beginning to be more irritating than me

Jannie 10,022 10
09/26/2003 03:47 AM

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! I know I'm a n00b here and all, but is there any way to get this thread taken off the front page so we don't have to read inane bullShakespeare from a bunch of stupid AOL Frosters?

Gonzo NLO 20,522 17
09/26/2003 08:47 AM

Yes. And their boxes are Plug-and-Play, too.

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
09/26/2003 05:22 PM

"Hey! I can see my house from here!"

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:22 PM

Hey! You're a big stack of poop pancakes!

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
09/26/2003 05:24 PM

Hey!

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:25 PM

Please, please,please delete this thread. I can't stand it. I'm gonna shoot myself in the ass with a blow gun!!

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:26 PM

Sounds like fun! Like an oxygen enema.

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:28 PM

Enema!

Doo doo doo doo doo

Enema!

Doo doo doo doo

Enema!

Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:30 PM

Enema!

Poo poo poo poo poo

Enema!

Poo poo poo poo

Enema!

Poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:30 PM

Always skirtin' in on my coat tails.... god love ya.

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
09/26/2003 05:32 PM

I'm horrified that I actually know the tune this little scatological exchange is set to.

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:32 PM

DooDoo = PooPoo



DooDoo + PooPoo + a shoe + a cow = PooDooShooMoo!

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:34 PM

Indubitably catagorical most scatological!!



*clicks heels together*



*tips hat*



*flips umbrella*



*walks away into the sunset*

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 11:34 PM

GODDAMNIT THIS WAS JUST GETTING READY TO GO OFF THE BOARD!!



I swear you idiots do this to torture me!

miketwo 5 9
09/27/2003 02:59 PM

Both: She better not be getting paid more than me to do this...

Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
09/27/2003 03:01 PM

STOP THE BUMPING!!! Stop the HORRIBLE BUMPING!

Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
09/27/2003 03:46 PM

Fascinated by the process of seperating siamese twins, doctors just the exact opposite just to see what would happen.

Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
09/27/2003 03:47 PM

do... they do the exact opposite...

Hammerhead, Now In Feelaround! 59,399 14
09/27/2003 10:26 PM

"...and at that exact moment, all the men in the audience began masturbating simultaneously, and were done just after Madonna kissed Christina...

Mr.Glass' Appendix 25,340 11
09/27/2003 10:34 PM

You lose.

Hammerhead, Now In Feelaround! 59,399 14
09/28/2003 04:07 AM

Hahaha, you suXor the Coleridge...flaptard...

Hammerhead, Now In Feelaround! 59,399 14
09/29/2003 12:10 AM

DAMN YOU!!!!!! It was almost off the board...

Hammerhead, Now In Feelaround! 59,399 14
09/29/2003 10:25 PM

STFU

35,066 15
09/30/2003 01:36 AM

Ok, that's 200 posts, happy?

Now, step away from the thread.

Virnomine 79,386 11
09/30/2003 04:17 PM

haha, Frost you Frost-ing Frosters...bump it off the board now.

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
09/30/2003 05:01 PM

Brittney: "How long do you think we can keep people commenting on this?"



Madonna: "Sky's the limit sweet tart. Long after we've worn out our welcome and driven the weak minded into irrational berserk frenzies, that's for sure. Now hold still while I lick your pancreas."

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
09/30/2003 05:06 PM

I hope people use my music as wisdom for thier kids.

Emenius 1,433 10
09/30/2003 08:46 PM

Bitches and hoes, bitches and hos, gotta get me some bitches and hos

Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
10/02/2003 07:48 AM

oh yeah?

Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
10/02/2003 07:48 AM

oh yeah?.

Mad Caddie 81 9
10/02/2003 01:21 PM

Britney: What the hell is that



Madonna: What? You don't believe me? I told you I wouldn't give Guy head before the show.

Virnomine 79,386 11
10/02/2003 03:19 PM

I Frost-ing love this thread! This should go in the annals of Gab history.



Or at least in John's anal cavity.

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
10/02/2003 08:24 PM

Hey. What does this do?



(This is a caption, a commentary on the thread, AND an inside joke. The humour tri-fecta!)

nutMEshell 17 9
10/03/2003 09:55 AM

See, why can't the Kool-aid Guy bust through the wall when stuff like this is happening??

"OHH YEAHHHH!"

Teh Baby Jebus (Just Hangin' Around) 19,242 12
11/07/2003 01:21 AM

Puggy's gonna kill me.

PuggyD 48,304 12
11/07/2003 01:22 AM

Shut up before I ram my tongue down your throat.

In Search of BobJohnson's Cat 178,045 22
11/09/2003 04:26 AM

Not much happening on GAB right now. This might liven things up.

In Search of BobJohnson's Cat 178,045 22
11/09/2003 04:26 AM

(Bonus: I wasn't trying, but that also works as a caption).

Pr0n 1,722 11
11/09/2003 04:29 AM

if you scroll down this thread at the right speed, as with any other n00b-ruined thread, you can watch as the pee is sipped in real-time.

Jannie 10,022 10
11/09/2003 05:26 AM

<action>speaks into her anthropologist's microphone</action>



Watch as I search out pee to sip from BobJohnson...

Forty Helens agree: Puggy can't count 48,304 12
12/16/2003 01:11 PM

Bump, bump for satan!

Caveman 160 8
09/13/2004 06:15 AM

Both thinking: So where is Aguilera at these days?

Frogpop 173,148 25
09/13/2004 06:40 AM

Oh dear God.. this was a year ago?



WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!?