A Blackhole Of Sorts 1,684 14
09/13/2003 03:16 AM

Them: ??????????????

Me: Yes I am!

Me: we only have 200'000 people in our country

Me: and we wear our clothes inside out all the time

Them: do u live close to pakistan

Them: ??????????????

Me: no, I live right between Lithuania

Me: and belorussia

Me: there is the litte country of Kagakistan

Me: we have pretty people who live here

Them: o

Me: we skewer those who we do not look pretty

Me: and feed them to aligators in the pacific ocean

Me: its sad

Me: but some people laugh

Them: what does skewer mean?

Me: isnt that meen?

Me: poke a stick through them?

Them: u do

Me: I dont

Me: i think its meen

Me: but some people laugh

Me: I have a song about it

Me: Isnt it sad when people get skewerd?

I think its meen, you sit and you laugh

and all i can do is moan and take a crap

Me: thats the chorus of my song

Them: whatever, i told my grandpa what all u just said and he said you need to have your head checked

Me: I need to have my head checked?!

Me: These people in white suits just told me that

Me: I dont believe them

Me: is your grandpa in a white suit?!?

Them: yea ur dumb people don't where clothes in sid out

Them: and people arent killed for being ugly

Me: YEAH THEY ARE

Them: prove it then!!!!

Me: so you really wnat to know!?

Them: yea

Me: qwant to see our website?!

Them: sure

Me: here

Them:This is her grandpa LEAVE NOW YOU Emerson





I wonder why he got all anal on me... anal... ehehehe

Cueball 19,242 12
09/13/2003 03:22 AM

Dude, if that had been a real 13 year old and not Mike Moon you would have been in real trouble.

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/13/2003 03:24 AM

Everything that's wrong with our education system was summed up right here. I can't even put into words how pissed off I am. What sort of 13 year old doesn't know where Kagakistan is? I blame the teacher's unions.

A Blackhole Of Sorts 1,684 14
09/13/2003 03:58 AM

Since when has someone being "a minor" ever stopped anyone on this board, from doing anything?







































I thought so

Mr.Glass' Appendix 25,340 11
09/13/2003 04:49 AM

Anybody up for an illegal and amoral sex-romp?

Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
09/13/2003 05:10 AM

Who Would Jebus Do?

ringworm 68,315 13
09/13/2003 05:34 AM

surely, he would wear short shorts.

Livewire 78,229 13
09/13/2003 06:38 AM

The best thing about goatse is that you can't really say it's perverted. It's just a naked guy. He's not Frost-ing anyone, or getting Frosted, or inserting things in his ass (not that there isn't ample room). What's really dirty about the picture is that it sends your mind racing with images of what sort of activities brought him to this state.

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
09/13/2003 06:49 AM

You can't say it's perverted?! Are you out of your Frost-ing mind? IT'S A GUY HOLDING HIS Emerson WIDE OPEN. His hands are in his ass.





If I had a 13 year old daughter and you showed this to her, I'd find you and punch you so hard in the eye as to crack your eyesocket, then I'd follow up with the brass knuckles and break your jaw in not one, not two, but three places.

I too shall have a whole sentence as my name! 86,684 14
09/13/2003 06:50 AM

As a wife and busy mother, when I see goatse, all I think about is.... 'ooh, look at the storage on that!'

Beeblebr0x 31,599 13
09/13/2003 06:54 AM

What exactly would you be storing there? Lunch?

I too shall have a whole sentence as my name! 86,684 14
09/13/2003 06:55 AM

Don't be stupid!



















Toys, tupperware, magazines, umbrellas..... teh usual.

Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
09/13/2003 07:03 AM

I agree with Livewire, in order for it to be scandalous pr0n it has to be arousing, if even only to a lesser percentage of the population. To be quite honest, Goatse man doesn't do much for me. Even among Gab's many QTA members, I don't think I've evar heard anyone seriously refer to Goastse as teh hot. I see it as much more of a medical oddity, "believe it or not", kind of picture.

Cueball 19,242 12
09/13/2003 02:06 PM

That's just sick and wrong.

Livewire 78,229 13
09/13/2003 03:52 PM

He can live without fear of prison rape, simply because he'd be the worst lay in the world.

Peccavi 2,263 10
09/13/2003 04:12 PM

Holy colostomy, Batman! Maybe that guy ate too many Olestra-laced chips.

±½ the blackhole 1,684 14
10/18/2003 11:10 PM

And just now I found out there is a country named Kazakhastan....



Life is a weird place

Emenius 1,433 10
10/19/2003 12:22 AM

Yep, one of the former soviet republics.