Up for ON
A comedy conversation
by Swizzle  3,957  10
09/16/2003 10:37 PM 235 views
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I was at work today, writing up an illness/death report, when one of the Ph.D's working for an investigator runs up to me all in a tizzle. She's all pissed off, and says "How am I supposed to be able to get my work done?"
"Huh?" I sez
"The hood. It's not working. I'll have you know (this phrase makes me instantly want to shove the pen I'm holding in her eye, repeatedly) that my work is very important. You need to call maintainence NOW so that I can get my work done"
"I'll have a look at it before we call them" I say, and lead the way back to her room, listening to her bitching and moaning the whole time.
I get all garbed up, go into the room, take a look at the "broken" biosafety hood, and flip the light switch to the "on" position.
She says "Oh."
Oh. Oh. This stupid twat-waffle has a Ph.D in molecular biology and can't even figure out how to flip a switch. Oh, and by the way, she's supposed to be looking for a cure for cancer. Gives ya hope, doesn't it?
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Side-splitting
14 votes
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Chuckleworthy
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Nerd: Hand Crafted with Care 27,000  12
09/16/2003 10:38 PM
Yes it does, thank God there are still stupid people out there, I was beggining to wonder, with all the intelligence in here and all.
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Hilarious
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Bitch Ninja 156,785 17
09/16/2003 10:38 PM
twat-waffle
Heh! Comedy gold!
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Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
09/16/2003 10:39 PM
Can I get strawberries on my Twat Waffle?
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Pubah 56,794 18
09/16/2003 10:39 PM
Twat waffleTrae, you beat me to it.
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Hilarious
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Bitch Ninja 156,785 17
09/16/2003 10:41 PM
Great minds think alike dear, Pubah...
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Pubah 56,794 18
09/16/2003 10:44 PM
I wouldn't call my mind GREAT, but I know where the on switch is.
Good to know I'm in good company, My dear Trae.
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Hilarious
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Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
09/17/2003 12:31 AM
Gives ya hope, doesn't it?
Am I allowed to hope that she gets cancer?
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BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/17/2003 12:35 AM
"Would you like some syrup on your twat waffle?"
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Hilarious
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Adrian, Trae's love clown. 13,341 13
09/17/2003 12:36 AM
Twat waffles are naturally moist.
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Pubah 56,794 18
09/17/2003 12:39 AM
Trae? Cancer? Hell no, you're not allowed!
Now, the dumb Shakespeare, smock wearin', college grad what can't find her ass in a snowstorm twat waffle?
Okay
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Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
09/17/2003 01:21 AM
gee, and here I thought I had just made the same joke..
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Pubah 56,794 18
09/17/2003 01:35 AM
Great Minds Think Alike
Soon I shall be included in the Great Gabber Hall of Funny!
not
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Hammerhead, Now In Feelaround! 59,399 14
09/18/2003 03:40 AM
I just have to bump this for the whole twat-waffle thing...heh
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Gonzo NLO 20,522 17
09/18/2003 07:56 AM
You know what's great? She'll tell all her PhD friends about how she managed to get one of the shaved apes from the office all the way into the lab just to flip a switch, and they'll laugh, and laugh...
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Chuckleworthy
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Swizzle is nifty!!! 3,957 10
09/18/2003 06:29 PM
Haha Gonzo, jokes on her, I haven't shaved in a week!!
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Waffle McKittens. I smell like hot dogs. 24,428 11
09/18/2003 06:38 PM
Ok, so waffles are funny today, but they weren't yesterday??
I need to sign up for the gab newsletters so I can keep abrest on these things.
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Hammerhead, Now In Feelaround! 59,399 14
09/18/2003 06:39 PM
No, waffles were funny yesterday, I just bumped it to keep it up with everything about waffles yesterday. Twat waffles are funny everyday.
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Merkin 10,008 13
09/18/2003 08:06 PM
"Twat-waffle" should be bronzed and immortalized on the next Voyager space probe. What a Frost-ing beautiful thing to call somebody.
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Hilarious
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Lila, the ALL POWERFUL 78,550 13
09/18/2003 08:09 PM
I say combine the two: Twaffles.
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Smulzie 980 9
09/18/2003 08:16 PM
hahaha... i will incorporate Twaffles into my every day vocabulary now.
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Hammerhead, Now In Feelaround! 59,399 14
09/18/2003 09:24 PM
Yeah, but twat-waffles rolls off the tounge (heh) It would work better at Twatffuls.
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