Zorboff 1,592 11
09/26/2003 03:13 PM

I thought you used a litter box?

Waffle McKittens. I smell like hot dogs. 24,428 11
09/26/2003 03:13 PM

STOP BEING CHICKENS

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
09/26/2003 03:13 PM

Dude, I clogged a toilet at work and it stayed that way for, like, three days. I was so proud of the power of my poop.

Waffle McKittens. I smell like hot dogs. 24,428 11
09/26/2003 03:14 PM

Ok, people from california should not use the word "dude" unless you smoke pot. A lot.

Virnomine 79,386 11
09/26/2003 03:14 PM

fiber rulez.

Waffle McKittens. I smell like hot dogs. 24,428 11
09/26/2003 03:15 PM

I guess all the fruit and raisins worked. I feel releived.

Who's yur Chickens? 286,326 61
09/26/2003 03:16 PM

Whadaya mean, stop being Chickens? He's nothing like me and I'm not russian.

Zorboff (not being Chickens) 1,592 11
09/26/2003 03:17 PM

If it floats, your fiber is good!

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 03:17 PM

Gross Out Moment #456:



When I had my upper and lower GI done I had to drink copius amounts of barium. One word: nasty. Two words: Nasty radioactive.



Three uncomfortable days later, I decided to go against doctors orders and take a laxative. Well, wouldn't you know at work the next day it kicked in.



I took my radioactive silver bullet poops and clogged the toilets BAD.



Of course I was the only one with silver poops so they knew it was me.

Virnomine 79,386 11
09/26/2003 03:19 PM

Silly, you were supposed to poop on a werewolf with those.

Zorboff (not being Chickens) 1,592 11
09/26/2003 03:20 PM

I think I'm ok now!

The mental image of Trae taking silver bullet poops does nothing

for me! WOO-HOO

Tasty, Yummy Chili 8,880 12
09/26/2003 03:20 PM

When I had my upper and lower GI done



Is that anything like when people get their noses or breasts done? Because there is nothing quite like a sexy smooth GI tract.

Virnomine 79,386 11
09/26/2003 03:21 PM

fag.

Waffle McKittens. I smell like hot dogs. 24,428 11
09/26/2003 03:23 PM

What is barium?

Zorboff (not being Chickens) 1,592 11
09/26/2003 03:24 PM

When kittens take poops

they barium.

Who's yur Chickens? 286,326 61
09/26/2003 03:24 PM

See your periodic table.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
09/26/2003 03:24 PM

Barium

Zorboff (not being Chickens) 1,592 11
09/26/2003 03:25 PM

Happy day! That click was # 100!

Thnx

Virnomine 79,386 11
09/26/2003 03:27 PM

damn, I just had an upper GI, I should have pooped in a fire to make it green.

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 03:37 PM

I just went in to get the upper done and they said "While you're here, lets go ahead and do the lower too... drink up!!!"



That is some nasty Shakespeare.

Zorboff (not being Chickens) 1,592 11
09/26/2003 03:40 PM

Was it that pink stuff of the off white that looks like they used chalk dust to make it with?

Virnomine 79,386 11
09/26/2003 03:42 PM

I got the white/gray looking Shakespeare. First the super thick and then the semi thick kind. I can't drink anything thick anymore, I had a taste of a smoothie last week and about threw up.

Zorboff (not being Chickens) 1,592 11
09/26/2003 03:44 PM

Yep, can't even drink a strawberry shake any more!

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 03:44 PM

the grey/white kind... yeah.. I told the nurse that I was gonna puke. She said that I'd just have to rinse my mouth out and drink some more.



Bitch.

Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
09/26/2003 03:45 PM

I tried drinking a glass of diarrea the other day. I could barely handle that.



I'm tellin' ya, it'll be awhile.

Lila the Twaffle 78,550 13
09/26/2003 03:45 PM

I'm SO glad I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

Thank goodness for my normal stomach!

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 03:50 PM

Lila's normal stomach, normal kids, normal life...



why so much angst?

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:12 PM

Oops sounds like poops!

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:16 PM

Poops, I soiled my pants.

</Britney>

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:18 PM

oops you did it again!

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:21 PM

Oops, you can maha me for my bad pun.

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:22 PM

Poops her? I hardly know her!

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:25 PM

Excuse me ma'am, but I think you just poo'd in my shoe.

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:26 PM

Goodpooglymoogly!!!

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
09/26/2003 05:26 PM

Baboon poop!

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:27 PM

Alright, who mixed the poo in with the frosting?

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:27 PM

<action> throws poo at Lloyd

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:28 PM

<action>catches poo, rubs it in hair</action>

Mmmmm, a total organic experience!

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:29 PM

Ok, who ate corn????

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:30 PM

<action>hides cob</action>

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
09/26/2003 05:31 PM

hides cob



You don't want to know what I'm picturing now!1!

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:32 PM

<action>draws picture for lloyd</action>



See? It's not pretty.

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:35 PM

Who wants brownies????

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:36 PM

I like my brownies with nuts.

ringwerm 68,315 13
09/26/2003 05:37 PM

huh, i like my darkies w/ nuts.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
09/26/2003 05:37 PM

HAHAHA! Ringwerm likes the big black c0cks!

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:37 PM

Lucky you're coming to Atlanta then ringworm!

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:41 PM

Ringworm is lucky because you are going to be serving brownies, nuts and corn on the cob?

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/26/2003 05:43 PM

Well Trixxie's doing the cooking so that's highly probable. But I don't think brownies, nuts and corn on the cob are really brownies, nuts and corn on the cob if you get my meaning.

Waffle McKittens 24,428 11
09/26/2003 05:51 PM

Hmmm, the food has something to do with Trixxie's cob.

ringwerm 68,315 13
09/26/2003 05:56 PM

there's a restaurant in my ass and everyone's invited.





not really.

Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
09/26/2003 05:58 PM

<action>puts cutlery away</action>



Dang. And I just donned my good suit.

ringwerm 68,315 13
09/26/2003 06:02 PM

ok, there is, but the health department shut us down for 6 months while we undergo some intense pest extermination. better?

Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
09/26/2003 06:03 PM

Not really. I don't have any plans for dinner.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
09/26/2003 06:06 PM

There's a party in my pants, and I want you all to come...

Just Pubah 56,794 18
09/26/2003 07:12 PM

Be thankful

At least what clogged your work toilet didn't clog your HOME toilet.