Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/29/2003 09:42 PM

that crazy John Hargrave.. he just never knows when to quit!

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/29/2003 09:43 PM

DAMN! And every night I've been voting for Reuban!

Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
09/29/2003 09:47 PM

Time and time again I'm disappointed when I see that empty spot where Hitler's name should be.



He's gonna be devastated when he hears this.

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/29/2003 09:49 PM

But seriously, folks, if they gave it to Bush. . . would he even show up for the award? He'd assume it was joke. He'd be the first person to decline a Nobel Peace Prize.

Lila the Twaffle 78,550 13
09/29/2003 10:00 PM

So you can get a Peace Prize for declaring war on a country now? What's the French guy's excuse?

David the Volcano 4,125 10
09/29/2003 10:37 PM

And the Nobel Peace Prize goes to... this inanimate carbon rod!

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
09/29/2003 10:39 PM

The French guy was nominated for not sending in the Foreign Legion to kill the idiot that started the "Freedom Fries" thing.

Napalm, Slayer of Ewoks 155 10
09/29/2003 10:41 PM

Well if Oppenhiemer can get one for inventing the Atomic Bomb then I suppose the Bush can get one for invading Iraq. Oh that and ending a regime that has violated almost every Human Rights act law etc. known to man.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
09/29/2003 10:45 PM

You mean Bush resigned??!!

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/29/2003 11:05 PM

Ah yes, very clever. Pretend that Oppenheimer won a Nobel Prize so that you can make your joke.

Napalm, Slayer of Ewoks 155 10
09/29/2003 11:10 PM

He did win The Nobel Prize, it was probably the one for physics though. Sorry.

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/29/2003 11:14 PM

I appolgize for being so anal about this, but physics is kinda a hobby of mine.



www.nobel.se

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/29/2003 11:15 PM

(They don't list him in either category).

Napalm, Slayer of Ewoks 155 10
09/29/2003 11:21 PM

It was the Enrico Fermi award, not quite the Nobel, but an award nonetheless.



I remember reading something for class about him last year and it mentioned an award for physics of some kind.

BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/29/2003 11:23 PM

We must battle to the death in the pit of the fire breating monsters to settler this matter. . . oh wait, the Enrico Fermi award? OK. Fair enough. Forget the whole battling to the death thing, then.

Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
09/30/2003 04:02 AM

I'm a Richard Feynman man, myself.

The Right Honorable BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/30/2003 04:07 AM

He is very cool. I'm rereading "6 not-so-easy pieces" right now. I just bought "Tulva or Bust".

The Right Honorable BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/30/2003 04:11 AM

I love the story from "Surely you're joking, Mr. Feynman" where he's on the place with secret Manhattan project papers stuffed down his shirt. And the guy next to him says "I hear there are some generals getting on at the next stop. All of us class 3's* are going to have to get up." And Feynman's like "Acutally, I'm a class 2*".



(* I don't actually remember the numbers)

The Right Honorable BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/30/2003 04:12 AM

plane, not place.

Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
09/30/2003 04:32 AM

Get his lectures on audio if at all possible. His New Yorker "wise guy" accent adds a lot to his standup-style educmacation. And once you've heard it enough, you can "do" his voice when you read his other wacky adventures. I'm partial to his Los Alamos safe cracking and his interactions with the rigid-minded Military men.



"..Now, we may, of course, solve this using calculus. This way we give the Math Department something to do over there with their differential equations." *laughter from snide derisive Physics majors* "But it is just as easy, and far more elegant, to use some slightly non-standard geometry.."*



*Approximate quotation from memory; actual words may vary; check your local listings.

Toxic Noodles 172 9
09/30/2003 11:43 AM

I think Chirac will win it because he's French, and we all know that the Swedes are pole smoking nancy boys.





Not that there's anything wrong with being a pole smoking nancy boy. But I digress.





Seriously though, I think they'll give it to the least deserving weasel, Chirac.

Toxic Noodles 172 9
09/30/2003 11:49 AM

My vote though would be for Bono.

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/30/2003 11:49 AM

Well I may smoke the occasional pole, I am most certainly not a boy.

Toxic Noodles 172 9
09/30/2003 11:50 AM

And guess what, you aren't Swedish! Hey there's news for you! And you said I was an idiot?

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/30/2003 11:51 AM

Hey and guess what Frost twat? I AM Swedish!!

Toxic Noodles 172 9
09/30/2003 11:53 AM

Ok, so you were born in Sweden, and you are a registered citizen in Sweden?

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/30/2003 11:53 AM

Mommy!! This mean kid is bothering me!!!

Toxic Noodles 172 9
09/30/2003 11:55 AM

I know, logic sucks doesn't it.

Mr. Goo 712 10
09/30/2003 11:56 AM

Of course that cheese-eating surrender monkey is gonna win it...



France is so peaceful they won't even defend themselves!





Here's a few quotes for you:

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me."

--- General George S. Patton



"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion."

--Norman Schwartzkopf



"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."

---- Marge Simpson



"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"

---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."

---Rush Limbaugh,



"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."

--- Regis Philbin



"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"

---Jay Leno



"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."

--David Letterman



"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."

--Conan O'Brien

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/30/2003 12:07 PM

I wasn't saying anything about your logic, I was just saying you are like a dog with a chew toy and just don't like to let go. I cried to my Mommy because you are acting like a little kid - - sarcasm sucks doesn't it?? Fag.



I am American but mine is the first generation to be here from Sweden.. so my heritage speaks for itself. Now, if you want to continue to debate or continue on your rant about you being right and me being wrong, go right ahead.

Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
09/30/2003 12:14 PM

You better give up now, Trae. Cause he's right, all Swedish Citizens vote on the Nobels. Don't they!? DON'T THEY!?



I'm making Adrian vote for Ahnold.

Toxic Noodles 172 9
09/30/2003 12:14 PM

Um, psssssst, I'm not ranting. Why is this causing you grief? I'm not saying I'm smarter or better than you. I'm just saying in this particular instance you're wrong. I've been wrong before. Who cares? It happens.

Trae - Now with nuts! 156,785 17
09/30/2003 12:15 PM

I'M NOT WRONG AND I'M BLEEDING. DON'T Frost WITH ME TODAY!!!!

Toxic Noodles 172 9
09/30/2003 12:17 PM

Heh, I shoulda figured she's on the rag. I didn't realize that two, one sentence posts constituted ranting around here. Sorry, I'll try to tone it down a little.

Toxic Noodles 172 9
09/30/2003 12:18 PM

I do have to say though Trae, you're pretty funny.









Not deliberately though.

Lila the Twaffle 78,550 13
09/30/2003 12:21 PM

Aw man, WHY do people still insist on Frost-ing with Trae? You don't question glory from a southern belle, my friend.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
09/30/2003 12:21 PM

French jokes are even more boring than me.

Tasty, Yummy Chili 8,880 12
09/30/2003 12:25 PM

French jokes that are either misquotes or come straight from late night talk show hosts are even worse.

Toxic Noodles 172 9
09/30/2003 12:41 PM

Heh, someone stole one of my smileys. That's funny.

Mr. Goo 712 10
09/30/2003 12:56 PM

Oh no, Mongo.



I can assure you that YOU are WAY more boring.

MongoLloyd 48,662 14
09/30/2003 01:08 PM

No, I'm pretty sure I was right.