chimichanga 331 9
10/09/2003 10:14 AM

admit it, if you were working in mcdonalds youd do the same, what other source of enterainment is there? After youve spat in about 20 burgers the novelty wears off

Lila the Twaffle 78,550 13
10/09/2003 10:15 AM

Yes, Daggy, you got an extra surprise in your quarter pounder.

Governor Chickenator 286,326 61
10/09/2003 10:15 AM

I pray for service like that.

The lovely Daggy 86,684 14
10/09/2003 10:17 AM

The kid was all of 12 years old and had more spots than I've had bloody marys!

Gonzo NLO 20,522 17
10/09/2003 12:02 PM

See? The business model Ray Crock was working towards really does work. It's a "resturant" that you can go to anywhere in the world, and receive consistant food and service quality.



Nowhere in the business plan was there a "high quality" statement. Just consistant.

PuggyD 48,304 12
10/09/2003 12:21 PM

Daggy, as a previous minimum wage earner, I'm siding with the drive-thru guy here. Believe it or not, there is a difference between ordering 12 nuggets and 2 6 piece nuggets. It's all in the packaging, and the pricing. Plus their cash registers have pre-programmed buttons for this stuff, so they are continually reminded of the difference. He kept telling you the sizes they sold because that's how they need to process the information, plus they are continually told to sell up, so he was probably hoping you'd upgrade to the next bigger size since it is closer than 6, in theory. He probably just wanted to make sure you knew what you were ordering, because believe it or not, some people would complain if they ordered a 12, were told ok, and then just received two sixes instead.



Chill the Frost out.

Trae Lee Curtis 156,785 17
10/09/2003 12:22 PM

He kept telling you the sizes they sold because that's how they need to process the information



Process? Hell, a monkey could do that job and probably be more polite about it.

PuggyD 48,304 12
10/09/2003 12:24 PM

A monkey could probably wander through a drive-thru and be more polite than Daggy was.

El Stoat, the furry lover 9,077 10
10/09/2003 12:28 PM

PuggyD, your associations with dick sniffing pimple faced idiots that can't add up two sixes isn't the object of discussion here...



Any idiot could determine that someone who wanted 12 nuggets could have 2 lots of 6 nuggets... Quit playing the violin for all the McDonalds people...

PuggyD 48,304 12
10/09/2003 12:33 PM

If any idiot can figure that out, why didn't Daggy just order two sixes then? Instead of trying to...I don't know what she was trying to do, but it obviously didn't work. In the end, she had to order two sixes, because that's what is on the menu. If you know what you need to order, then order it, don't draw the whole thing out and be difficult. If you ask me, Daggy was the one who was being a little slow, here.

El Stoat, the furry lover 9,077 10
10/09/2003 12:35 PM

OK, this is something worth arguing about.... no really

PuggyD 48,304 12
10/09/2003 12:38 PM

Hey, I was just stating my opinion. No one asked you to step in and turn this into an argument.

El Stoat, the furry lover 9,077 10
10/09/2003 12:39 PM

On second thoughts, why didn't you chum the McDonalds gimp offer to sell 2 lots of six nuggets instead of giving it the "Frost you, 6, 9 or 20"? Huh?

El Stoat, the furry lover 9,077 10
10/09/2003 12:39 PM

My opinion comes into conflict with yours, hence the argument ensuing...

El Stoat, the furry lover 9,077 10
10/09/2003 12:40 PM

And i'm bored....

Princess I wanna dip my kittens in it! 24,428 11
10/09/2003 12:41 PM

Daggy, you should have just drove up and asked...





















big mac mcdlt a quarter pounder with some cheese filet o fish a hamburger a cheeseburger a happy meal mcnuggets tasty golden french fries regular or large in size a salad chef or garden or a chicken salad oriental big big breakfast egg mcmuffin hot hotcakes and sausage maybe biscuits bacon egg and cheese a (sausage danish?) hash browns too and for dessert hot apple pies and sundaes three varieties a soft serve cone three kinds of shakes or chocolatey chip cookies and to drink a coca cola diet coke an orange drink a sprite or coffee decaf too a lowfat milk also an orange juice i love mcdonald's good time great taste and i get this all at one place

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
10/09/2003 12:41 PM

A favorite comedian of mine Bobby Slayton once said, he saw a "Help Wanted" sign at Mc Donalds and thought ......so what if you aplied for the job, and didnt get it ?? What is your next move?

Trae Lee Curtis 156,785 17
10/09/2003 12:42 PM

My issue with the whole ordeal was that the monkey kept repeating "6, 9 or 20" over and over again instead of just saying, "You can order 2 6 pack nuggets if you'd like a total of 12."

Princess I wanna dip my kittens in it! 24,428 11
10/09/2003 12:45 PM

Or maybe daggy shouldn't be driving around drunk.

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
10/09/2003 12:54 PM

Or eating McDonalds nuggets. They have similar nutritional value to angel food cake, with less flavor.

Princess I wanna dip my kittens in it! 24,428 11
10/09/2003 03:50 PM

Angel Food cake has no fat.



No Fat!

Chance 171,270 14
10/09/2003 03:55 PM

I hear McDonalds has a scholorship fund for employees. Have you heard about this Puggy? WELL HAVE YA?

Princess I wanna dip my kittens in it! 24,428 11
10/09/2003 03:56 PM

Man, the window lickers at McDonalds get all the benefits!

El Stoat, the furry lover 9,077 10
10/09/2003 03:57 PM

<action>stands behind Chance and folds little stoaty arms</action>



Yeah!

Chance 171,270 14
10/09/2003 04:10 PM

Looks like I have a furry friend!!

Princess I wanna dip my kittens in it! 24,428 11
10/09/2003 04:11 PM

<action>winks at Chance</action>



I have a furry friend too.

Chance 171,270 14
10/09/2003 04:12 PM

<action> winks back at SK </action> maybe they can get together sometime

Princess I wanna dip my kittens in it! 24,428 11
10/09/2003 04:13 PM

My furry friend doesn't play well with others.

El Stoat, the furry lover 9,077 10
10/09/2003 04:18 PM

<action>looks crestfallen</action>

The lovely Daggy 86,684 14
10/11/2003 01:07 AM

It is of absolutely NO SHOCK to me whatsoever, to learn that you used to work in a McDonalds drive through Puggy my dear. The way you stick up for the mental pygmies of this world is commendable.



A free upsize coke to you!!

PuggyD 48,304 12
10/11/2003 01:09 AM

I never worked at a McDonald's. Or any fast food place for that matter.



I'm just saying that I knoe employment opportunities are low for high schoolers, and it's also hard to find anyone with so little self respect that they'll agree to work at a McDonald's, so lay off.

Nerd: teh w00t! in your life. 27,000 12
10/11/2003 01:10 AM

I worked as a lifeguard, scary huh?

The lovely Daggy 86,684 14
10/11/2003 01:11 AM

I used to be a nurse.....





Stupid sick people!

Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
10/11/2003 01:12 AM

I used to be a sick people... stupid nurse.

The lovely Daggy 86,684 14
10/11/2003 01:45 AM

Oh no! Puggy told me to lay off!









See this red rag? See this bull??

HotBeverage 2,715 9
10/11/2003 01:50 AM

I'm still in the process of reading all the posts, but I thought I'd describe my favorite McDonald's moment.



My friend ordered a 10-piece chicken nugget and when asked what kind of sauce he wanted, he requested honey mustard. The innovative employee handed him a bag with several packets of honey and several packets of mustard.

ringwerm 68,315 13
10/11/2003 01:51 AM

I'm sorry, you can only get nuggets in 6, 9 or 20.

HotBeverage 2,715 9
10/11/2003 01:55 AM

I don't think you can get 9. I believe it's 10.

HotBeverage 2,715 9
10/11/2003 01:56 AM

I could very well be wrong about the nugget quantity, but "i'm [not] lovin' it."

Gonzo NLO 20,522 17
10/11/2003 02:31 AM

There's a Chinese buffet (which is OF COURSE run by a Japanese family) around here that has McNuggets on their lunch trough. Not just chicken nuggets. Not nuggified tofu chicken partlets. Actual McNuggets. Same 3 shapes. Same bland vaguely styrofoam texture inside.



How they do that?

Blackhole 1,684 14
10/11/2003 03:01 AM

howd they do that?



Chinese you say?



I believe its quite simple....



Take MDF runn it through a barrel grinder add copious ammounts of elmers glue and cover in oil mixer with sawdust, fry twice and inject with criso before a final microwave



Serve.

Beeblebr0x, New & Improved 31,599 13
10/11/2003 03:14 AM

Are you guys not realizing that Daggy specifically asked, "what's 2 sixes" after asking for twelve and not getting it, and being told "Eight bucks" as an answer should imply that the Emerson dickhead Frosttard of a monkey that was working the drive-thru window should have had a dirty bloody clot-covered tampon shoved down his throat.



So, Daggy was obnoxious when asking for the two six packs, she's the customer and ALWAYS right.

The lovely Daggy 86,684 14
10/11/2003 03:34 AM

What is obnoxious about asking for 12 nuggets? I can be MUCH scarier than that.



I was just trying to break the boy out of his 'robotic, never bending, reading from a list because the supervisor said I had to' ness.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
09/01/2004 06:32 AM

Actually, he was probably trying to help you out, but you didn't want to see it.



two six packs (total 12 nuggets) : $8



one 20 pack (total 20 nuggets) : $5



Being a smarmy bitch who can't read a menu : Priceless.

Gabe 9,232 13
09/01/2004 06:55 AM

I can't believe you're the first one to point that out. 20 would have been cheaper, plus you could have had 8 extra nuggets you could have thrown at the cheesedick working the drive through.

Frogpop 173,148 25
09/01/2004 07:00 AM

I'm quite sure the prices are reversed in Australia.



Morons.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
09/01/2004 07:04 AM

I can think of better ways for you to show your appreciation for my basic math than to actually say so. What, no clickie because it took me a year to think of it?



Stingy bastards.

Daggy 86,684 14
09/01/2004 07:09 AM

See, thing is..... I'm not a fatarse who can easily scarf down 20 nuggets.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
09/01/2004 07:25 AM

Hmm. I never knew they had no way to store leftovers outside the USA. We're further ahead of the rest of the world than I thought.



What's in 12 muggets anyway, about 3000 calories?

Frogpop 173,148 25
09/01/2004 07:32 AM

plus or minus a hoof or two.

Polo Chukker, number 8 4,634 11
09/01/2004 07:34 AM

I love bagels.

Especially from Stop 'N Shop.

Frogpop 173,148 25
09/01/2004 07:38 AM

YOU AIN'T THE BOSS OF ME!!

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
09/01/2004 07:39 AM

SK.



I can still do that whole jingle from memory.



*looks for pennies so I can go play the record*

Daggy 86,684 14
09/01/2004 07:42 AM

I'm pretty sure muggets don't have calories.

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/01/2004 07:58 AM

Food talk makes me hungry!

Daggy 86,684 14
09/01/2004 09:48 AM

Hmm. I never knew they had no way to store leftovers outside the USA.





Who the hell wants to keep leftover McDonalds chicken nuggets?



Poor people. That's who!

SaltyDave 3,588 9
09/01/2004 09:51 AM

that damn clown makes me Shakespeare blood.....

Daggy 86,684 14
09/01/2004 09:55 AM

You might have anal fishes.

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 65,021 15
09/01/2004 10:09 AM

I think we're all missing the real point of this thread. the fact that Daggy is a freaking PIG man.

Munkus 2,801 10
09/01/2004 10:14 AM

Its perfectly natural for employees to hate customers, especially those that deviate from the accepted methods of ordering. Maybe acting like an assclown wasnt the best way for this guy to deal with Daggy though.



I'd just hate to see her try and buy soup from the soup-nazi.

Daggy 86,684 14
09/01/2004 10:34 AM

I'd just like to point out that I work in a takeaway food shop and customers are Frost-ing idiots.

Munkus 2,801 10
09/01/2004 10:42 AM

See, so you must be able to empathise a little bit, i know that i can get really arsey woth people if they do the slightest thing wrong.



One time I'd served a woman and she said "thats so kind of you, you're a good boy" to me, like im a Frost-ing dog. So i replied "well its my job" in the most deadpan way imaginable and she got really offended and said: "i was only trying to be polite"



Save it for some other canine lacky, bitch.

Daggy 86,684 14
09/01/2004 10:44 AM

I'd also like to point out that I'm quite posh.

SaltyDave 3,588 9
09/01/2004 01:01 PM

I'd also like to point out that I'm quite posh.



are you, by any chance, from the United Kingdom? Or are you an ex spice girl?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
09/01/2004 01:08 PM

I thought they only had the "Royale with cheese" in the metric countries.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
09/03/2004 02:40 AM

Muggets are ground, formed and breaded Muggles.



I think that's a Harry Potter reference, yet I haven't seen the movies or read any of the books.



Nuggets, on the other hand, are people.

Happy Fun Ball 852 9
09/03/2004 02:50 AM

No, no. You've got it all wrong, nuggets are female nugs. Most people don't know it because McDonalds in thier greed has made them all but extinct. By taking all the females they have destroyed the once proud and noble species leaving but a few pockets of homosexual nugs to prove they ever existed.

McStupid of Borg 13,155 9
09/03/2004 02:57 AM

Nuggets, on the other hand, are people.



Soylent Green nuggets? Sounds tasty.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
09/03/2004 02:59 AM

Delicious soylent green!

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/12/2005 07:48 PM

HAHAH AHH AHhhah HAHah!!!



Make me a cheeseburger, bitch.

Millie 116,984 28
07/19/2005 11:29 PM

Andry--I read that as aroungry.



Aroungry makes more sense.

OneEyedTrouserTrout 6,046 8
07/20/2005 02:31 AM

My kid needed pick up a last minute birthday gift for a friend of his. So I drove through a McDrive up and asked for ten dollars worth of gift certificates. The dweeb goes, that will be ten dollars, would you like fries with that?

GoatPhoenix 369 8
07/20/2005 07:07 AM

Wait wait wait, you got that poor of service from Mcdonalds ?!?!

Return of the Son of The Rockin' Donkey 77,546 17
07/20/2005 08:11 AM

I like McDonalds' cheese burgers, but I have to remember to order them without onions.

Frogpop 173,148 25
07/20/2005 08:12 AM

one wendy's drive-through guy told me that I couln't get tomatoes and lettuce, but could get lettuce and tomatoes.



well.. duh. it's a bLT, not a bTL.

WHY MUST YOU KEEP MESSING WITH THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS!?

Piquantrax 8,691 9
07/20/2005 08:27 AM

Daggy did you get any mayo on anything?

Piquantrax 8,691 9
07/20/2005 08:38 AM

Murco, who are you, The head of the Supersize Me Fan Club?

Neophyte 9,956 11
05/21/2006 06:49 PM

It's a damned shame that both hot dogs and buns now come in packs of 12. Can't work that one anymore. The cashiers would get so pissed!!11!!