Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:07 PM

She then turned to face me and bent over. She noticed the bulge in my boxers and commented, "I see your excited about this" and we both laughed. She then pulled my already rock hard almost 8 inch dick out of the boxers and remarked, "That's nice, I like it. You know this is my first time? I've never been a very sexual person." I replied by saying "Then I'll have to make it very pleasurable for you." She laughed and bent over and licked the sensitive underside of my Coleridge. She then slid her wet tongue in circles around the head of my dick and moaned to me, "Oh my god, this is making me so horny" before she she stuffed my entire Coleridge in her little mouth. She quickly pulled away and laughed before saying "Wow, didn't quite work out how we wanted huh? Your a big boy, I'm sure you can let me have another chance at it?" I sighed out of pleasure and told her she could have as many tries as she wanted. She went for it again this time slowly and eased the entire Coleridge into her throat and looked up at me like she had accomplished something great and I smiled at her. She kept sucking it, hearing her swallow her saliva and continue sucking made me horny. And watching her ass sway from side to side as she bent over sucking me was great! I smacked her little ass and told her it was her turn to get some pleasure. "Great!" she exclaimed and laughed.

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:08 PM

I bent her over in front of me and slid her thong down and watched her entire smooth sexy ass come into view. The thong was soaked with her love juices. And as I pulled it off a bit of it dripped from her Poe to the ground. I slid my finger across her Poe and the put the finger, with juice, into my mouth and did so again and pushed the finger in her mouth. "Don't you taste nice babe?" I asked her. "Yep, I'm yummy" she replied and giggled. I agreed and and slid my hand across her fine ass before turning her around. Her Poe was well trimmed. She had one thin line of brown pubic hair going down to her Poe. I slid my finger down across the hair and then inside of her. "That feels good!" she said. I then licked up and down her inner thighs and then slid my tongue up her Poe. She moaned in ecstacy. I then started Frost-ing her with my tongue. She made some of the most amazing sounds I had ever heard. She sounded great! Her moaning and groaning made me so horny. I continued working her with my tongue until a huge burst of her wet love juice burst out on to my tongue and after she finished screaming and moaning in joy in stuck my tongue in her mouth and shared her juices with her.

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:09 PM

"Frost me Jeremy, I want you to be my first" she begged. I was more than happy to do so as I eased my dick in her tight young Poe. I started Frost-ing faster and harder soon and had her screaming. She was having the time of her life and was screaming my name and telling me to Frost her harder. She just kept begging for more and more. I forced my dick as far into her as it would go. She couldn't even moan, she just uttered a sound of pain and joy mixed together before a smile crossed her beautiful face. I pushed it in faster several more times and I was getting harder and harder and felt that I was getting ready to burst inside of her. As I contemplated what to do I heard a loud scream come from her, then another, and she begged for me to puShakespeare all the way in just one more time. As I did what I was told she screeched and let out a scream as well as a ton of her juices all over me. Her Poe spasmed and tightened around my Coleridge. Just then I knew that I was going to cum so I pulled my dick out, and as Avril lay there exhausted breathing hard in front of me, I jerked my dick two, maybe three times and shot three thick streams of cum all over her flat stomach. I fell onto the bed beside her and watched as she slid her fingers across her stomach and got every bit of cum on them and shoved them in her mouth bringing them out clean. She swallowed hard and looked at me deep in my eyes and I did the same to her and she said something I couldn't forget. "Jeremy?" she asked. "Yeah babe?".... "I think I'm in love" she told me before we put our arms around each other and fell asleep together.

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:12 PM

i'm the master

studio 2,001 10
10/24/2003 06:13 PM

I'm the bater

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:13 PM

i master the mastard, bastard

Trae is a Sassy Goat 156,785 17
10/24/2003 06:14 PM

<Action> rolls eyes





yeah and I'm a cunning linguist.



ROFLMAO!!!!!11



<EG>

Nerd: Mix with kittens, serve chilled 27,000 12
10/24/2003 06:17 PM

Is there anyway we can kill him, such as rip his head off and thrust it on a spike? Anyone know where he lives?

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:18 PM

well your dick is so hard we could ram my head with that and accomplish the same thing.

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/24/2003 06:18 PM

hed better move to new zealand to get away from yall!

Trae is a Sassy Goat 156,785 17
10/24/2003 06:19 PM

Rip his head off and thrust it on a spike?





Done!

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:21 PM

isn't my storie great!

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
10/24/2003 06:22 PM

It was a GREAT story.



But how come you kept mis-spelling "April"?

Nerd: Mix with kittens, serve chilled 27,000 12
10/24/2003 06:22 PM

No.







Go away.

studio 2,001 10
10/24/2003 06:22 PM

http://www.aftenposten.no/multimedia/archive/00152/Ringenes_Herre_152766a.jpg

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:23 PM

Avril as in Avril Lavigne

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/24/2003 06:23 PM

i dont know if "funny" is the word... maybe two peas short of a casserole

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:23 PM

it's not really my story though

i got it off a free website@!

Nerd: Mix with kittens, serve chilled 27,000 12
10/24/2003 06:24 PM

WHO MAKES PEE CASSEROLE!!!! YOU'RE SICK!!

Trae is a Sassy Goat 156,785 17
10/24/2003 06:24 PM

You know I read that storie but all I read was blah blah blah I'm an Emerson who masturbates to old magazine ads when my babysitter is downstairs blah blah blah

Nerd: Mix with kittens, serve chilled 27,000 12
10/24/2003 06:25 PM

Would YOU be my babysitter?

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:25 PM

i am a tuShakespearehat mastrabates what the hell is your prob.?

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
10/24/2003 06:26 PM

Who's Avril Lavigne?

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:26 PM

the girl in th story.

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/24/2003 06:26 PM

pea, as in the green little semi-spheres, not as in piss

Nerd: Mix with kittens, serve chilled 27,000 12
10/24/2003 06:30 PM

Oh you said PEA not PEE. Sorry.







YOU'RE SICK YOU BASTARD THAT'S WORSE!!!!



GOD!!!!!!

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:33 PM

More

On

Here

Now

Frost

The

World

I rule

Yep

I do?

YEA

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
10/24/2003 06:33 PM

The girl, right.

And who's Jeremy?

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/24/2003 06:34 PM

take a wild guess. MOST LIKELY his name

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:34 PM

the dude who screws her.





SCREW to save you species

Nerd: Mix with kittens, serve chilled 27,000 12
10/24/2003 06:35 PM

I don't know, Demo man we are confused I think....?



I do know that Avril Lavigne is gay, right?

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/24/2003 06:36 PM

she'd have to be lesbian duh

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
10/24/2003 06:37 PM

No I think it's Jeremy Irons.



If it were Ron Jeremy there'd be more chest hair references, and if it was Jeremy Hotz there would be some mention of his huge nose and self deprecating humour.



Yep. Definitely Jeremy Irons.



Now this Avril girl. Is she on TV or something?

Trae is a Sassy Goat 156,785 17
10/24/2003 06:37 PM

Ok, so let me get this straight. You saw Avril Lavergne Frost a pink monkey?

Nerd: Mix with kittens, serve chilled 27,000 12
10/24/2003 06:38 PM

Yep, twice.

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/24/2003 06:38 PM

no, shes a 'pop' star singer who suckes major dick, in reality, youve never heard "Sk8erboi" or "complicated"

Nerd: Mix with kittens, serve chilled 27,000 12
10/24/2003 06:39 PM

Yes....OK no I lied, I haven't heard her two major songs being played on the local radio station 8 times a day.

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:43 PM

Yep



Uh huh ... extra cheese

Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me



Pizza party at your house

I went just to check it out

Nineteen extra larges

What a shame

No one came



Just us eatin' all alone

You said, "Take the pizza home"

"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"

So then I faced



Pizza all day

And every day

This cheese 'round the clock

Is gettin' me blocked

And I sure don't care

For irregularity



Tell me

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?

'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated

In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain

And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain

Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?

No no no

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:44 PM

I was feelin' pretty down

'Till my girlfriend came around

We're just so alike in every way

I gotta say



In fact, I just thought I might

Pop the question there that night

I was kissing her so tenderly

But woe is me



Who would have guessed

Her family crest

I'd suddely spy

Tattooed on her thigh

And son-of-a-gun

It's just like the one on me



Tell me

How was I supposed to know we were both related?

Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated

What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose

And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes

And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?

No no no no no no no

No no no no no no no

No no no no no



I had so much on my mind

I thought maybe I'd unwind

Try out that new roller coaster ride

And the guide

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:45 PM

Said not to stand

But that's a demand

That I couldn't meet

I got on my feet

And stood up instead

And knocked off my head, you see



Tell me

Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?

This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it

Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore

I can't belch or yodel anymore

Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated



Oh no

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)

I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated

What a bummer

Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze

But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now

Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated

No no no

Nerd: Mix with kittens, serve chilled 27,000 12
10/24/2003 06:45 PM

Just one hand grenade please?





UGH <----Free pr0n for the pr0n king here.

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:51 PM

you guys are stupid beside tubgirl which get the person who posted immediatly before me horney and goatse what do you de/

Trae is a Sassy Goat 156,785 17
10/24/2003 06:53 PM

We can make you go away like we made Clovis go away.

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:54 PM

by the way Frost you Just click the play button because it doesn't matters

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:57 PM

i have all the tallent

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
10/24/2003 06:58 PM

"..no, shes a 'pop' star singer who suckes major dick, in reality, youve never heard "Sk8erboi" or "complicated"..."



Have you ever heard of "Apostrophe", "Capitalization" or "Correct spelling?"

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 06:59 PM

yes i choose not to use it because i don't want to . umm do can i go Frost myself now?

studio 2,001 10
10/24/2003 06:59 PM

"Why don't you go outside and play hide and go Frost me"

I pissed my pants, sorry for the mess.

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
10/24/2003 07:01 PM

The irony is the only title he spelled right was "Sk8rboi".

Trae is a Sassy Goat 156,785 17
10/24/2003 07:02 PM

<action> sings quietly to herself



He could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers

Consultin' with the rain.

And his head He'd be scratchin' while

his thoughts were busy hatchin'

If he only had a brain.

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/24/2003 08:10 PM

no, i spelled em all right, just not puntuated right, thats all!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
10/24/2003 08:14 PM

Try again dearie. The word "suckes" does not appear in any dictionary I have ever seen.

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/24/2003 08:15 PM

As Maxwell Smart, 86, once said



Would you believe most of them?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
10/24/2003 08:17 PM

...nor does the word "puntuated."

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/24/2003 08:18 PM

WOuld you believe Some of them

Jaggy son of Daggy of the Shire 11,895 13
10/24/2003 08:21 PM

I wondered why all of Supermon's posts had exactly one otto. Nazgul Lord is teh Supermon.

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/24/2003 08:25 PM

could you please expand that thought in such a way that we can read it, so as to understand what it says?

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 08:25 PM

no he isn't we are on the same LAN

Kittuns the Bavarian. 24,428 11
10/24/2003 08:27 PM

Well, Lan says he's uncomfortable with your two fat asses sitting on him.

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/24/2003 08:28 PM

yes you fag, explain how we are both on at the same time please?

Kittuns the Bavarian. 24,428 11
10/24/2003 08:29 PM

Because you are so fat that it takes a whole network for you to post.

Jaggy son of Daggy of the Shire 11,895 13
10/24/2003 08:35 PM

If you have a LAN set up you could easily be posting in two accounts.

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/24/2003 08:45 PM

its a sad day on zug when you have to click yourself to be teh funny....



















































and maha everyone else that makes fun of you.... you sorry no good for nothing bastard... your gonna die bitch... maha that you worthless piece of excrement hanging from a gay rhino's ass

juggernautbaby13 400 9
10/24/2003 08:48 PM

It was good...if this was the penthouse website and if random Frost-ing of a pop star was funny.

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/24/2003 08:48 PM

works for britney and madonna

Bullwinkle J. Moose 14,139 11
10/24/2003 08:59 PM

hed better move to new zealand to get away from yall!



Yeah, and I'll make his stay niiice and comfortable. Do you want to see Rotorua Gyser up close?

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 09:12 PM

na i'm john james is my bro.

HighSoci 30,076 18
10/24/2003 09:14 PM

so why not go play "brother's little secret" or go kill yourselves and leave us (well not me but everyone else) normal folk alone

Supermon 256 9
10/24/2003 09:14 PM

Wee i''m the man

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/24/2003 11:13 PM

no you arn't

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
10/24/2003 11:17 PM

Foolish Earthlings! You are all just men!

No! Sassy Dag! Yeh, that's it 86,684 14
10/24/2003 11:20 PM

Not me!

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
10/24/2003 11:22 PM

Are you a tiger?

Trae is a Sassy Goat 156,785 17
10/24/2003 11:24 PM

<action> roars

Trae is a Sassy Goat 156,785 17
10/24/2003 11:25 PM

<action> mauls BobJohnson's throat, drags him out of thread

Llord 48,662 14
10/24/2003 11:25 PM

I would just like to go on the record and say that I would so pack Avril Lavigne. And I'd be mean about it too.



Take...that...unghh...and...mphhh...that...

No! Sassy Dag! Yeh, that's it 86,684 14
10/24/2003 11:26 PM

I would kill her for food. Even if I wasn't particularly hungry.

BobJohnson, Tiger Trainer Extraordinaire 178,045 22
10/24/2003 11:27 PM

<action>screams as being dragged from thread</action>

Deja Vu!

Supermon 256 9
10/25/2003 01:36 AM

so you guys like the story?

Jannie 10,022 10
10/25/2003 02:13 AM

I know I don't post here much, but let me try something.



STFU.



(How was that? Was that okay? Did I do it right?)

±½ the blackhole 1,684 14
10/25/2003 02:15 AM

perfect, next time you might want to emphasize the F a little more, but i think it was just perfect.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/25/2003 03:15 AM

How 'bout this.



STFU

Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/25/2003 03:16 AM

Oh, and I do some long posts sometimes, but damn, get over yourself you Frost-ing flappytwat. And we can tell that you're both on the same LAN, just by your IP addys. Having a case of MPD are we?

Frogpop in a box 173,148 25
10/25/2003 03:24 AM

clickie for Hammerhead, P.I.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
10/25/2003 03:34 AM

"I'm here today to talk to you about schizophrenia..."



"No he's not..."



"Shut up, let him talk..."



</Robin Williams>

Supermon 256 9
10/27/2003 11:47 AM

STFU

Supermon 256 9
10/27/2003 11:53 AM

Shakespeare out of luck bastard Coleridge sucker Poe

Supermon 256 9
10/27/2003 11:54 AM

<action>Screws his cow</action>

Nachos 57,521 23
10/27/2003 12:00 PM

Supermon, are you the on-line equivalent of a guy in a sandwich board? Are you working on a per-click basis?



Or are you just trying for some self-promotion of your latest venture into film?

Lila the Twaffle 78,550 13
10/27/2003 12:04 PM

DAMMIT! All this time I thought his name was Supermom and I was wondering why someone's mom would post lesbo Avril porn.

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/27/2003 12:08 PM

What's really kinda sad, is that I think he's really trying.

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/27/2003 12:09 PM

Supermon, why don't you just start anew? Re-register and stop sucking so badly, because sucking should be a good thing!

Nachos 57,521 23
10/27/2003 12:14 PM

Or just start swallowing....

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
10/27/2003 12:16 PM

There you go! Yeah, swallowing is a good thing!

Nachos 57,521 23
10/27/2003 12:27 PM

Although if those links really are him and his buddies on a Friday night then I think he already is....



Mucho clickies for confirmation!

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
10/27/2003 12:28 PM

Swallowing is good.



But gargling - now THAT'S love.

±½ the blackhole 1,684 14
10/27/2003 12:30 PM

while letting them take you up the ass now thats



Adoration

The Swamp Witch 65,021 15
10/27/2003 12:30 PM

So I didn't click on any of the menformen links, are they popups from hell?

±½ the blackhole 1,684 14
10/27/2003 12:33 PM

I would have pegged you as the one who would have clicked them.

Nachos 57,521 23
10/27/2003 12:36 PM

Being at work, I've absolutely no-idea....



I just KNEW I'd get called on that one....still that's what you get for taking risks I guess....





That...and herpes....

Supermon 256 9
10/28/2003 11:48 AM

I'm ☻ not a Ogden Nash ☻

Chili the Barbarian 8,880 12
10/28/2003 11:54 AM

You are, however, still here. Damn.

Nazgul Lord 223 9
10/28/2003 11:55 AM

well if u aint you certainly act like one

Supermon 256 9
10/28/2003 11:55 AM

I to lick penises

Pubah 56,794 18
10/28/2003 11:56 AM

How did you do the little color in thingies?

Supermon 256 9
10/28/2003 11:58 AM

U♫

Supermon 256 9
10/28/2003 11:58 AM

you mean like this ☻☻☻☻☻▐

Pubah 56,794 18
10/28/2003 12:00 PM

yea, like dat!

This Space For Sale 1,684 14
10/28/2003 12:01 PM

You creep, I had to change my icon just so people didnt think I was you. *growls*

Nachos 57,521 23
10/28/2003 12:03 PM

If ever there was a thread worth bumping....



This isn't it....

Pubah 56,794 18
10/28/2003 12:03 PM

And just WHO is the Supermom?