Danny_Boy 2,210 10
11/12/2003 01:53 PM

Vagina.

studio 2,001 10
11/12/2003 01:54 PM

A&W rootbeer. There's something about how the mucous and rootbeer react that make the most nasty foam

Lucifer 5,260 10
11/12/2003 01:55 PM

C0ck.



Can you say Bobbit boys and girls? I knew you could.

ringworm 68,315 13
11/12/2003 01:56 PM

a mouthful of saltine crackers

Kittuns the Bavarian. 24,428 11
11/12/2003 02:00 PM

Popcorn



Peanut Butter and Jelly sammy

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
11/12/2003 02:02 PM

However,

sneezing yogurt,

into a vagina,

can solve that bread-like,

yeastie thang that sometimes.....





ahhh, nevermind !

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
11/12/2003 02:10 PM

Glass.

studio 2,001 10
11/12/2003 02:12 PM

Fiberglass

Lucifer 5,260 10
11/12/2003 02:13 PM

tabasco sauce





don't ask

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
11/12/2003 02:21 PM

So based on clickies, I think the consensus is "yogurt filled glass vaginas".



"Tonights presentation of 'Cinderella' is brought to you by Danone, in association with the American College of Gynecologists."

Lucifer 5,260 10
11/12/2003 02:47 PM

Sorry, sorry, I just realized that c0ck is technically not a "food", although the staple of many diets.



So I revise my answer to chocolate sauce















(on c0ck)

Chickens 2.0, Beta version 286,326 61
11/12/2003 02:49 PM

Salsa. The reversal of direction and injection into your sinuses of slightly peppered salsa can burn for days.

Trae is a sassy goat 156,785 17
11/12/2003 02:52 PM

A Blimpies Best 6" sub with the works, minus the mayo and mustard. Those peppers pack a punch when snorted through one's nose.

butternuts 14,362 10
11/12/2003 03:00 PM

The last time I had a really bad hangover I was leaning over the toilet puking when I sneezed.



There's nothing quite like the feeling of vomiting through your nose.

Trae is a sassy goat 156,785 17
11/12/2003 03:05 PM

then inadvertantly sniffing it back up....

studio 2,001 10
11/12/2003 03:23 PM

Trae, i was just eating a Blimpies Best 6" sub with the works, minus the mayo but with a little mustard when I read that... talk about a spit take...

You are correct!

Trae is a sassy goat 156,785 17
11/12/2003 03:25 PM

Weird. I've synched up with the n00b.



I've decided I like Subway better. You know, cause it makes everything ok.

studio 2,001 10
11/12/2003 03:29 PM

It actually was a subway, I just wanted to fit in and not be a n00b anymore.

Lucifer 5,260 10
11/12/2003 03:30 PM

Blew it again with both lips.

Chancerundiepants 171,270 14
11/12/2003 05:22 PM

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studio 2,001 10
11/12/2003 05:26 PM

Sorry, I have my own thread now, so I am no longer a n00b. Work your child molested rage out elsewhere.

Chancerundiepants 171,270 14
11/12/2003 05:27 PM

Any igmo can make a thread jackass

Tai-Pan BobJohnson 178,045 22
11/12/2003 05:28 PM

Yogurt



Yogurt from Dr. Kellogg. . .

studio 2,001 10
11/12/2003 05:29 PM

Yes, but MY thread was made by an old time gabber, just to insult me!

Try that!

Lucifer 5,260 10
11/12/2003 05:30 PM

And he's being ripped here as well.



He's getting pretty popular...as ass-pipes go anyway.

Tai-Pan BobJohnson 178,045 22
11/12/2003 05:31 PM

ass-pipes



YOGURT!

Kittuns the Bavarian. 24,428 11
11/12/2003 05:33 PM

Heh.



Stupido called me an Old timer.



*walks crusty cooter out of thread*

Tai-Pan BobJohnson 178,045 22
11/12/2003 05:35 PM

walks crusty cooter out of thread



YOGURT!

Kittuns the Bavarian. 24,428 11
11/12/2003 05:37 PM

I'm liking you more bobjohnson.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
11/12/2003 05:44 PM

Coca Cola

Jell-O (this stuff can suffocate you if sneezed and inadvertently re-inhaled properly)

Vegetable Soup (actually this one is kind of humorous when you shoot a pea out of your nose)

studio 2,001 10
11/12/2003 05:45 PM

Or you pee a shoot out of your hose

Tai-Pan BobJohnson 178,045 22
11/12/2003 06:10 PM

I'm liking you more bobjohnson.





Freak.

NeepNeep 35,066 15
11/12/2003 06:11 PM

Water is bad enough if you are in class. What if I sneeze in my exam? Do they let you out to wipe the snot up? What will I do? Aaarrrrgggghhhhhhhhg! I'm going to get mucus all over my exam paper!

Tai-Pan BobJohnson 178,045 22
11/12/2003 06:17 PM

Yogurt!

studio 2,001 10
11/12/2003 06:22 PM

Ah yes, the jungle bunnies would eat all the eggplants... and yogurt

Trae is a sassy goat 156,785 17
11/12/2003 06:24 PM

Seriously, shut the Frost up.

juggernautbaby13 400 9
11/12/2003 06:26 PM

Ramen noodles...strictly because it is possible for the noodle to be in your mouth and out your nose at teh same time post-sneeze.

Pr0n 1,722 11
11/12/2003 06:26 PM

if you sneeze on an exam paper do you get compassionate consideration?

Danny_Boy 2,210 10
11/12/2003 06:26 PM

Yogurt Yogurt Yogurt Yogurt Yogurt Yogurt Yogurt Yogurt Yogurt Yogurt Yogurt Yogurt





Musroom, Mushroom!





</obvious>

Gai-Jin BobJohnson 178,045 22
11/12/2003 06:52 PM

One of my coworkers was just telling me about this woman he knows who swallows hot-dogs whole to provide entertainment at parties. I imagine it would really suck to sneeze a hotdog out your nose. . .

Gai-Jin BobJohnson 178,045 22
11/12/2003 07:03 PM

Seriously, shut the Frost up.



Did you mean me? 'Cause I appologize. I usually try to keep myself just barely shy of shut-the-Frost-up annoying. I prefer to be slightly annoying.

Kittuns the Bavarian. 24,428 11
11/12/2003 07:04 PM

Not you BobJohnson.



You have "Kittuns Temporary Seal of Approval"



This is valid until my next mentral cycle.

NeepNeep 35,066 15
11/12/2003 07:06 PM

I love you Kittuns.

studio 2,001 10
11/12/2003 07:07 PM

Was she talking to ME?



MMMMMMMMMMMMMhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeee could be!