Fortune Cookie Prank Call, Part Last
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by Gonzo  20,522  17
11/17/2003 07:02 PM 525 views
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After a fine meal at a Mongolian Barbecue, I got the infamous "A golden egg of opportunity falls into your lap this month." fortune on Saturday night.
After reading about all the trials and tribulations John went through in The Fortune Cookie Prank, I was nervous to receive this same fortune.
But later that same evening, one of my friends who had an excess of organic chicken eggs gave me a dozen. They were light brown, but in the proper light they looked golden.
So it seems that I not only got my golden egg of opportunity, but also eleven extras that probably belong to John and others.
I'm not sure what the "opportunity" was, however. The opportunity for high cholesterol?
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John Hargrave 128,746  73
12/05/2003 10:18 AM
Yes, but did they fall into your lap?
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Chorizo Fellipe 161,353 14
12/05/2003 10:20 AM
Although eggs have been shown to contain cholesterol, they have never been shown to actually increase your level of high serum cholesterol.
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