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For quite some time I know I've been spoiled by things our parents never had as kids like microwaves, cable and cell phones. I'm lazy as Frost and society only enables me making it worse. I, however, just experienced the pinnacle of being a 21st century person.
My boy just called and this conversation followed:
Boy: "We're really gonna have to get a new battery for the car alarm keychain because for about 20 minutes I didn't know how I was gonna get home. I kept hitting lock and unlock but nothing was happening!"
Me: "Why didn't you just stick the key in the hole in the car door?"
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Boy: "Oh, yeah!"
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Emenius the Angry Fat Man 1,433  10
11/18/2003 01:38 AM
Perhaps you should start looking at "special" schools?
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Beeblebr0x, New & Improved 31,599 13
11/18/2003 01:38 AM
So, you're dating a retard? Good for you! It's nice to see people doing something for those born at a disadvantage.
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Lila Awaits the Impending Blackout 78,550 13
11/18/2003 01:39 AM
Eh, when I said boy that was short for boyfriend, not my kid. Yikes, I've never had to explain that before.
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Emenius the Angry Fat Man 1,433 10
11/18/2003 01:41 AM
It's entirely possible I was implying that you are dating retards in their early teens (horny and they don't know why.)
However chances are I'm just retarded and drugged up, weeeeeee
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Beeblebr0x, New & Improved 31,599 13
11/18/2003 01:42 AM
That's typical. Assume the black chick has a kid out of wedlock who was damaged in the womb due to her mothers drug use.
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Lila Awaits the Impending Blackout 78,550 13
11/18/2003 01:42 AM
However chances are I'm just retarded and drugged up, weeeeeee
That's ok, chances are I am the same 99.9% of the time.
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Mr.Glass' Deflated Ego 25,340 11
11/18/2003 02:13 AM
It's the 21st century!? I'M LATE FOR WORK!!!
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orangepeepee 8 9
11/18/2003 03:35 AM
Bladder control champion
Special olympics 2000/2001
Thats me!
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Peccavi 2,263 10
11/18/2003 04:38 AM
Dating a retard ain't all that bad- but I make sure they don't tell anyone else about our special "bobbing for popsicles" game.
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Declan McManus, Common Welsh Green 131,869 36
11/18/2003 11:12 AM
Lila, I love you.
I love you like I never loved that hussy from Atlanta.
Please say I have a place in your heart.
I love you as deeply as my brother loves you, yet in an entirely different manner.
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Lila Can't Wait Til Thanksgiving 78,550 13
11/18/2003 05:29 PM
C'mon, people, fill up my one tube of the year.
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Declan McManus, Common Welsh Green 131,869 36
11/18/2003 05:56 PM
Lila, dear, I'll keep this thread up till you get your full pee tube. That's a promise.
or, to the other GABbers, a threat.
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Pubah 56,794 18
11/18/2003 08:44 PM
<action>Drinks lots of water</action>
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Pubah 56,794 18
11/18/2003 10:56 PM
<action>Looks at his shirt</action>
Some of us also dr00l.
*begins Pee fest*
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Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 07:29 PM
Alright, one of you vendictive Frosts stole my last otto so, since I was robbed in 2003, I'm bumping this bitch up so that I can have my one full tube of 2004.
Don't try anything sneaky, you sneaky sneaks you!
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ringworm 68,315 13
02/17/2004 07:32 PM
sorry, i clicked this last year. wish i could be more help.
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ringworm 68,315 13
02/17/2004 07:37 PM
and somebody maha'd you.
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Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 07:43 PM
Yes, ringy, that's why I brought it back up.
I could'a been a contenda.
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PuggyD 48,304 12
02/17/2004 07:52 PM
That's the most shallow thing I've ever seen.
Both Lila reviving this and then whoever immediately maha'd her.
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Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/17/2004 07:54 PM
I was maha'd TWICE last night.
Now my bunghole hurts.
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Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 07:57 PM
You know what's shallow? Maha'ing someone who had a single full tube just to be a spiteful Frosthead.
However, my goal has been achieved so a happy girl is I.
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Virnomine 79,386 11
02/17/2004 09:06 PM
I peed in it for you too dear.
Also, you don't need to tell him to stick other things in holes do you? Especially when the batteries run out.
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