Whistler 185,889 44
01/17/2004 01:51 AM

I bet they're still queer, even after their nuts are gone.

Frogpop le Quebecois Separatiste 173,148 25
01/17/2004 02:17 AM

..but they won't look as cool in buttless chaps as they used to.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
01/17/2004 03:54 AM

Does no one find it disturbing that Chi likes watching gay cat sex?

Bad Donkey 19,242 12
01/17/2004 03:55 AM

You're just upset because you think your cat is teasing you when he walks around the house with his tail up.

Declan McManus: P.I. of Love! 131,869 36
01/17/2004 05:59 AM

Pretty funny, Chi-Chi.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a flying nun! 1,412 10
01/17/2004 09:36 AM

That's... uh... disgusting.

mgross I saw the goatse man! 359 0
01/17/2004 09:49 AM

Start a freak show. Drive around in a trailer to schools and parks and let kids watch for a penny.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
01/17/2004 10:12 AM

Would that picture be considered gay cat porn? I think you have a moneymaker on your hands, Chi-Chi.

Gary 14,139 11
01/18/2004 04:09 AM

All i can say is the one on the bottom has a massive hairy boner.

Shayrose 195 10
01/18/2004 05:51 PM

While Curly is getting castrated, you should also have his coat trimmed. Maybe a nice haircut would lessen the pain of demasculinization.



Also, have you thought of posting that pic over at ratemykitten.com? That site is full of cutesy, big eyed kitties that crazy cat people like to spend hours awwwing over. I think you would get some flak for the boycat lovin' but it would be funny.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/18/2004 06:22 PM

Curly is a LaPerm. His breed is characterized by long, curly hair. He's supposed to look like that.

Mizz Swizz is a bad girl 3,957 10
01/18/2004 08:19 PM

Shay, I'd have thought the name CURLY was a clue.



Very funny ChiChi.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
01/18/2004 09:20 PM

This is wrong on so many levels, but not as bad as my Dutch rabbit named Oreo. He was like a Arkansan teenager, he would fnck any rabbit, male or female, anywhere, willing or not. And, like a teenager, he had absolutely no technique. Thank god rabbits have really tiny soft penises, or he would have blinded a few of his hutchmates.

Shayrose 195 10
01/18/2004 09:58 PM

Yeah, my hair is long and curly too, but I go for a little trim once in a while. And my hair is curly without the use of a La Perm. Is that like a home perm? Kidding! I am familiar with cat breeds and don't find it weird when Persians go in for a lion shave.

thursday 125 10
01/18/2004 10:06 PM

I have two cats also. they are the same way.



except they are both female, which makes it infinetly cooler... if, you know, you like kittieporn.

Datei nicht gefunden! 12,005 12
01/18/2004 10:12 PM

Angel is a pretty okay name for a guy cat if it is from Puerto Rico.



Also, a cat is not gay unless it has sex with a dog. That is how it works for animals. I know it doesn't make any sense, but trust me, I'm a veteran.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/19/2004 12:31 AM

The drug is made from monkey cum. The make the monkeys watch animal pornography, I don't know, dogs having sex with cats.



Brain Candy was such an under-rated movie.

HRH BobJohnson 178,045 22
01/19/2004 03:32 AM

If only you had baptized them. Burn in hell.

Tastes like Chickens 286,326 61
01/19/2004 04:33 AM

Thank god rabbits have really tiny soft penises,



It scares me that you know that.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen. 4,888 13
01/19/2004 11:42 AM

GO ON A DATE!!!

PsychoCowboy 341 11
01/19/2004 01:44 PM

I have to admit that I've always been a bit unsure about my cat.



http://medlem.spray.se/morfen/hpbimg/Rubild2).JPG



This picture is a pretty good example of how he usually looks at me, kinda like he's planning to make me his bitch.



He vastly prefers me to my wife and has this thing about rubbing his face against my beard, constantly drooling.



BTW, I haven't shaved him, he's a Devon Rex. They look like that.

Bonky 75,728 15
01/19/2004 05:07 PM

It is a scientifically documented fact that cutting off nuts does not decrease humpitudity.



Get those cats a webcam and Step 3 = PROFIT!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/20/2004 12:43 AM

They don't hump anymore, they slap each other like little bitches.

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/20/2004 11:06 AM

I wasn't sure this was possible, so I did a search on "gay" + "cats".



Mistake.

S1mpleton-'Out to Lunch' may not reply 373 9
01/20/2004 01:58 PM

good thing you didn't search for "gay" + "Poe"... you would have been in popup hell... not to mention some freakishly scary-as-feck transvestite site...

STOP ASKING WHY I LOVE XIO! 3 9
02/16/2004 12:12 PM

Awwwww..... Oh wait, wrong reaction, these are cats.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW.

0 9
04/28/2004 06:15 PM

My cats, one is pure white fur exept for his softer parts, which are grey, and the other one which is grey, with a dark brown belly, are almost alike. They do that all the time ,and believe me, severing them doesn't help. The white one is named Buck, and the grey one is named Guy. Typical, they have kitty loving all the time... anywhere. Apparently, we must hold a GLBT rally for cats...

Blue-Footed Boobie 21,744 10
04/28/2004 06:19 PM

severing them doesn't help



I disagree. I severed my kitty's spinal-cord, and he calmed right down.

Miracles 22,430 0
06/19/2004 05:59 AM

I had to bring this back - cause my new little cat is not wanting to be gay. I think he is uncomfortable.



Both the boys are neutered. The big one (Sam) I thought was the bully of the neighborhood - killing birds, lizards and kicking other cats' asses.



But he comes inside and licks this other boy for 'long time'...he love Ralphie 'long time'!



It kinda grosses me out. Should I let Sam keep licking Ralphie (all over!) like he does? Or should I shove him off?

Sexiest Man Alive 439 9
06/19/2004 03:55 PM

Allow him to continue.

Therlin 12,200 13
06/19/2004 04:30 PM

Lesbians will be happy to find out that cats will also be going to hell.

The Menace from... uh... Limburg 895 9
06/19/2004 04:42 PM

Hands up if gay cats turn you on.

*pulls a schwalbe-esque move, in which he puts up both hands and retracts them*

Now, let's see who left 'em up... you pervs.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/08/2004 11:19 PM

Wow, your powerful control over the English language and your assertion of my flawed skills in the language of Hitler sure makes me feel pretty stupid. I think I'm going to quit being alive because I can't compete with smart people like you. FUVM.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/08/2004 11:22 PM

. . .and Mitze is German for cat lol omg rofl. It's a synonym.

Shacusae 820 8
08/23/2004 10:08 PM

Being a proud resident of California, I say, BRAVO CURLY!



*claps*

ringworm 68,315 13
08/24/2004 01:55 AM

you need to brush your cat.

hazard2004 0 8
08/26/2004 02:15 PM

Now that's some funny!!....There's nothing like a good gay cat story to to make me laugh !

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/26/2004 02:17 PM

if Bush gets re-elected he wants to sever the nuts of all people awarded gat marriages in SF and Massachusetts to cure thier "homosinuality"....or so i heard....

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/26/2004 02:19 PM

gat=gay...my typing skills are pretty horrific...must be the 4 missing fingers....

I'm Just Here To Give Clickies 2,480 11
05/18/2005 11:11 PM

My name is a bit misleading. My function, if you will, is to say this to people like yourself:



:(

Funky-D 8,691 9
05/18/2005 11:17 PM

Good motto for your kitty porn idea:

All Cats, No Poes

bigboy87 0 7
12/31/2005 07:35 PM

oh my god this was so hilarious and i can't stop laughing my @$$ off

Brogel 84 9
05/24/2009 07:06 AM

German for 'cat' is 'die Katze', which changes nothing to your point but still, let's prove I'm petty.

peoriagrace 6,166 11
05/24/2009 08:17 AM

So Chi-chi how many gay parades have you been in or attended?

Millie 116,984 28
05/24/2009 09:35 PM

I WANT TO SEE PICTURES OF THE KITTIES!

I saw them before, but I need to see cat pictures again. Chi Chi, please post pictures of those gay cats, if they're still alive.

Millie 116,984 28
05/24/2009 09:37 PM

Also, peoriagrace, I'll answer for Chi Chi since he's not here. He's super gay and has probably attended quite a few gay pride parades. Why do you think he has a rainbow on is avatar?

Mr Crabs 305 7
07/15/2009 03:17 PM

We've never seen his "avatar". Does it have a little pot o' gold under it?
Bwang-chicka-bwang-wang...

Rodion Raskolnikov 9 6
08/05/2009 10:36 AM

I already heard of such a story. But .. !!! The picture is so disgusting !!!

Millie 116,984 28
08/05/2009 04:57 PM

Yay! The pictures have been restored.

Mouse84 10 4
08/11/2009 04:10 PM

I have two boy cats that are also gay for each other. I just let them go at it.

I mean, getting interrupted is just wrong.