shoplifting the pootie.
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by www. Lunchb.ox  14,650  10
11/23/2003 04:45 AM 680 views
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have you ever been accused of shoplifting the pootie? i have.
i had this girl, we'll call her Sluteesha, in a class in the fall of my freshman year. i knew she was the son of a minister and was very very celibate. but id do her.
well one day my suitemate casually mentioned that Sluteesha was a raging slut. i was suddenly interested in her. on our second date she let me Frost her. on the third she offered her butt for some anal...i declined. needless to say, that short relationship--a relationship she thought was very emotional and serious--ended because the sex got old. i shoplifted the pootie.
/classy
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The Mistress of Pain 10,022  10
11/23/2003 04:48 AM
Lunch, are you just trying to prove to us that you're not gay? You really don't have to. It's perfectly alright to come out to us. We won't hate you any more than we already do.
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Mookie Unrepentant Voyeur 17,582 13
11/23/2003 04:56 AM
Can I have anal sex with you?
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Side-splitting
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Beeblebr0x, New & Improved 31,599 13
11/23/2003 04:58 AM
she was the son of a minister
Any question whether or not Lunchbox is gay has been answered.
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The Mistress of Pain 10,022 10
11/23/2003 05:00 AM
<action>crosses her fingers</action>
Oh PLEASE let Mookie be talking to me!
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Beeblebr0x, New & Improved 31,599 13
11/23/2003 05:01 AM
Oh, you poor, misguided soul. I take pity on you.
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Side-splitting
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ringworm 68,315 13
11/23/2003 05:12 AM
Sluteesha
somebody's got jungle fever.
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ringworm 68,315 13
11/23/2003 05:18 AM
like nothing. it is aids.
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Frogpop 173,148 25
11/23/2003 05:38 AM
I was dating this girl for like three months and she kept offering the anal route, butt (heh) I couldn't take her up on it, as I was already planning my escape from the relationship, and I'd have felt like too much of an Emerson had I taken the anal and ran.
Teh Fratb0y is not me.
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Pr0n 1,722 11
11/23/2003 06:36 AM
felt like too much of an Emerson
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Pr0n 1,722 11
11/23/2003 06:38 AM
have you ever been accused of shoplifting the pootie?
accused, tried, and convicted.
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Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
11/23/2003 06:44 AM
It just doesn't look good,
when you bail on a relationship,
and you have a 24/7,
Shakespeare-eating grin plastered all over your face does it ?
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Whore du Jour 2,715 9
11/23/2003 06:50 AM
<action>pooties</action>
Oh...
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Whore du Jour 2,715 9
11/23/2003 06:58 AM
Now that I'm at a nice multiple of 5, I can go to sleep happy.
G'night everyone.
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www. Lunchb.ox 14,650 10
11/23/2003 07:10 AM
wow. i totally did not notice the fact that i said son of a minister instead of daughter of a minister.
must have been a slip of the (limp) wrist.
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Livewire 78,229 13
11/23/2003 02:30 PM
Hahaha! Beeblebrox, you rule today.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
11/23/2003 02:33 PM
The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
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Staff 136 9
11/23/2003 08:11 PM
as I was already planning my escape from the relationship
Escape through the backdoor!
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Lila Can't Wait Til Thanksgiving 78,550 13
11/23/2003 08:21 PM
Even though Beeble already had a full tube for that line, I just had to click him again.
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Emenius Has A Buddha Belly 1,433 10
11/23/2003 08:35 PM
You can't really shoplift something that they're giving away can you? It's not like she didn't know who took it.
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Punkin-Zilla 3,585 11
11/23/2003 09:38 PM
I've pulled a Hit-and-Run before. Pulled up, got some ass, and bailed. Didn't say one word, no "hey", "bye", nothing.
Best. Sex. EVAR.
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ringworm, a tasty filet mignon 68,315 13
11/23/2003 09:40 PM
and it still hurts me to this very day.
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Beeblebr0x, New & Improved 31,599 13
11/23/2003 11:54 PM
Is it brown?
No, wait! Puggy, suck his Coleridge - If it tastes like Shakespeare, he's not lying!
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