nasty but funny
A comedy conversation
by HighSoci  30,076  18
11/26/2003 03:54 PM 483 views
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ok, my daughter (who happens to only be 2) just got off the potty and wanted to mess with the VCR to put a tape in it, so she gets on top of a chair bare butt naked and all of a sudden needs to fart (or so she thinks).. oh dear God... a stream of diarrhea shoots out her ass and halfway across the floor... she looks up at me and says... "i tooted daddy" and then we she saw what actually happened... she was like "eww that poo poo daddy, nasty" and jumps off the chair and runs back to the potty
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Hilarious
54 votes
4.9
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Hilarious
16 votes
4.9
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Lila: Only 1 Day Til Thanksgiving! 78,550  13
11/26/2003 03:56 PM
NEWSFLASH:
Stories about your kids are only funny to other people who have kids. Most of us haven't been laid in years so take your child stories elsewhere!
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Hilarious
21 votes
4.8
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Aimlessly 54,807 10
11/26/2003 03:56 PM
I would trade her in for a self cleaning model.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
11/26/2003 03:56 PM
Heh
You had to clean it up, didn't you?
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Funny
7 votes
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The Ass-Whisperer 15,434 11
11/26/2003 03:57 PM
Lila had an abortion and only wishes for a little on to Shakespeare all over the place...
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Hilarious
14 votes
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PooFooMooShoo 1,445 10
11/26/2003 03:57 PM
BWHAHAHAHAH and YOU have to clean it up!!!
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Hilarious
33 votes
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HighSoci 30,076 18
11/26/2003 03:58 PM
yes Lila, but poo is funny all the time so it balances out
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Hilarious
23 votes
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Trixxie The Swamp Monkey 65,021 15
11/26/2003 03:58 PM
Gosh, the exact same thing happened to me the other day, only there was no kid, and only I was involved.
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Funny
3 votes
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Lila: Only 1 Day Til Thanksgiving! 78,550 13
11/26/2003 03:58 PM
Abortion? I wish. I'm barren. THANKS FOR BRINGING BACK UP THE MEMORY.
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Hilarious
30 votes
4.8
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HighSoci 30,076 18
11/26/2003 03:58 PM
BWHAHAHAHAH and YOU have to clean it up!!!
actually i was gonna leave it for when you come pick her up in the morning.... bwahahaha
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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The Ass-Whisperer 15,434 11
11/26/2003 03:59 PM
Trixxie
unloaded enema?
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Funny
8 votes
3.6
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PooFooMooShoo 1,445 10
11/26/2003 04:00 PM
your sick, you knwo you would just step in it on the way to the kitchen Emerson
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Funny
5 votes
3.4
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The Ass-Whisperer 15,434 11
11/26/2003 04:00 PM
don't worry lila - you're not getting laid anyway so it really doesn't matter
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Hilarious
10 votes
4.5
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Aimlessly 54,807 10
11/26/2003 04:06 PM
Gosh. I wish my ex posted here. Just think of the hilarity.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Lila: Only 1 Day Til Thanksgiving! 78,550 13
11/26/2003 04:11 PM
Hey, Ass-Whisperer, I have a live-in boyfriend which means I get laid whenever I want to.
At least your new name matches your intelligence level.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Fratberry 282,615 53
11/26/2003 04:12 PM
It gets better once you train them to use the litter box.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
11/26/2003 04:13 PM
Uh-oh...it just got ugly in the thread.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Lila: Only 1 Day Til Thanksgiving! 78,550 13
11/26/2003 04:16 PM
Oh please, I'm not really mad at the guy - he didn't know any better. It's just my prided surly side I let shine through.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.2
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NoKi_Bandit 76,490 10
11/26/2003 04:17 PM
"...i tooted daddy..."
Geez, I've been doing it wrong all these years.
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.4
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Livewire 78,229 13
11/26/2003 05:00 PM
I fully support the trashing of baby stories. We hate them.
It was funny though, so I clicked HighSoci, and then I clicked Lila too. There is balance in the universe. Yin and Yang. Dark and Light. Mac and Chee.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
11/26/2003 05:13 PM
Wind and Rain ?
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Side-splitting
27 votes
5.0
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HighSoci 30,076 18
11/26/2003 06:36 PM
Hall & Oates?
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Hapag-Lloyd Group 48,662 14
11/26/2003 06:39 PM
I like baby stories.
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Hilarious
28 votes
4.9
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HighSoci 30,076 18
11/26/2003 06:41 PM
it was actually more of a Shakespeare story than a baby story... just happened that the Shakespeare came from the baby
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.2
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Livewire 78,229 13
11/26/2003 06:43 PM
A pooping child won last week's AFV $10k prize. Never underestimate the public demand for pooping-child-based entertainment.
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Side-splitting
26 votes
5.0
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HighSoci 30,076 18
11/26/2003 10:45 PM
damn.. never have a camcorder when i need it... first the wild freaky night of 3 women and now this
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Side-splitting
18 votes
5.0
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StangGt 109 10
12/15/2003 03:07 AM
Damn that even beats the time my 2 year old sneezed and the tip of a crayon flew out and hit me in the right eye
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Hammerhead 59,399 14
12/15/2003 03:13 AM
This just reminds me what I have to look forward to come the beginning of January. Although, if it's such comedy gold, then I'll probably get great poop stories.
Lots of Shakespearety diapers, etc. = comedy gold
Got it.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Pubah 56,794 18
01/05/2004 07:37 PM
sunshine and moonbeams to you Lila.
I sense tension...would you like a backrub...a day at the spa...a spork?
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Bad Donkey 19,242 12
01/05/2004 08:23 PM
I gotta agree with Lila. If I wanted to hear cute kid stories, I'd go to this site and at least hear about a cute kid.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Mr.Glass' Tepid Lust for Life 25,340 11
01/05/2004 08:28 PM
I'll give it maybe... a week before there's a website with fanfiction about this.
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