Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/01/2003 06:40 PM

Kittuns, because she's schizo, so it'd be like a party with lots of people!

superchicken 6,678 0
12/01/2003 06:41 PM

just me, because then after a while, i'd get hungry, you'd turn into a hotdog, like the cartoons, and i'd eat you. I'd get rescued after only like 6 hours and be charged with murder. it would suck.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen 4,888 13
12/01/2003 06:41 PM

I'd pick Bonky.



I'd muse on all her sayings and remarks like she was Jesus.

NoKi_Bandit 76,490 10
12/01/2003 06:42 PM

Paris Hilton.

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/01/2003 06:44 PM

Paris Hilton doesn't GAB, she just has lots of sexo.

NoKi_Bandit 76,490 10
12/01/2003 06:44 PM

Paris Hilton after she signed-up on GAB.

Punkin Pie slathered in Whipped Topping 3,585 11
12/01/2003 06:48 PM

Trae, cause she's my GURL. Or Kittuns, cause I've known her the longest. Or Bunny, cause I never get to talk to her anymore because she forgot how to return a phone call. Or ChiChi, cause he's hella funny. Or Jay, so I could make him fix the Frost-ing damn Search. Or Puggy, cause he's my compatriate. Or Ringworm, so I'd have a bitching partner. Or Trixxxie, cause we'd be Fab-U-Lous. Or Lloyd, cause the kids miss him. Or John, cause well.. cause I don't have a reason. Or Frogpop for eyecandy. Or Juggernautbaby13 so I could float away on her forehead. Or LB cause he's beautiful and self-absorbed and on a desert island, he'd HAVE to focus on me. Or Chili, cause ummm, well, he knows why.



Can I just take you ALL?

BobJohnson, Hillbilly Extraordinaire 178,045 22
12/01/2003 06:48 PM

Aimless if she brought her cheerleader outfit.



Otherwise, Jannie for the sodomy.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist 131,869 36
12/01/2003 06:50 PM

Only one?





She doesn't post anymore, but Callie Mollari would be a primary choice.





If she wasn't avaliable, my brother Whistler would be the one.





Complementary skills in either case.



Callie can fillet fish really well, and Whistler can build a fire without matches.

Punkin Pie slathered in Whipped Topping 3,585 11
12/01/2003 06:51 PM

Dammit, I wasn't done.





Or Aimless, so we could catch up on all the gossip. Or Chickens, because even though I have no idea if he has a last name, he's a helluva good guy. Or Clovis, cause I wouldn't mind choking the life out of his ass. Or Grace, so we could just stay drunk.



There. Now I think I'm done.

dinesh 24,862 16
12/01/2003 06:53 PM

bitch

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
12/01/2003 06:55 PM

I'd pick Dinesh because he's smart and those eyes! I could look at those eyes all day.



I also think that he could find berries and wear a loin cloth.

NoKi_Bandit 76,490 10
12/01/2003 06:56 PM

...and if he didn't wear a loin-cloth, I bet you could find berries.

Declan McManus, Daily Prophet Food Columnist 131,869 36
12/01/2003 06:58 PM

dinesh in a SILK loincloth.....that's an appealing thought.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
12/01/2003 07:00 PM

Good thing he's half gay

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/01/2003 07:01 PM

Have I mentioned my island dwelling qualities, like fire breath, or super sensitive smell, or the ability to kill a Yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets? That's telekinesis, Kyle.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
12/01/2003 07:02 PM

Mind bullets?



You were watching X-Files last night weren't you.

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/01/2003 07:03 PM

Did I also mention that I grew up on an island in Maine, so I'm cool with the whole isolation or constant masturbation?

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
12/01/2003 07:04 PM

My contstant masturbation or yours?

Lunchbox 14,650 10
12/01/2003 07:37 PM

i dont know who i would pick. i think i could narrow it down to like 5-10 people. but after that, im stuck.



maybe i can saw you all into bits and piece you together frankenstyle.

Sexy Randal, the Pharaoh Wizard 48,304 12
12/01/2003 07:44 PM

If I was stuck on a desert island and I could only have, like, one book, one CD, and one GaBber with me...

















































...I'd probably die of exposure.

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
12/01/2003 07:46 PM

I would take JP cause she don't go nowhere without that dog..............

















































And I would get hungry

ringworm, a plate full of maggots 68,315 13
12/01/2003 07:56 PM

as was pointed out last week, dressed out there can't be a pound of edible meat there.



i think lloyd would be the wiser choice in your situation, and you could probably bring that guy in the picture along for company.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
12/01/2003 08:00 PM

you could probably feast on declan for a while.

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
12/01/2003 09:39 PM

Depends.



Do I need them for sex, conversation, or protein?



Different answers.

*Kamasutra* what every girl wants! 171,270 14
12/01/2003 09:39 PM

O.K. I would take Kittens because shes one crazy chick! Trae would be fun also. We could have like our own girlie club or something. If I had to take a guy it would probably be High Soci but then we'd probably have teh sex and I'd get prego and who wants to spit a kid out with no drugs? So I would probably take Puggy or Mavis. No chance of teh sex and some intelligent conversation. Plus you can gab like girls and have them do the manly stuff like build a hut and catch the fish. Then we could paint each others nails with boars blood or something.

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/01/2003 09:49 PM

some intelligent conversation.





weight a secand, i yam a luttle bit smrt

Sexy Randal, the Pharaoh Wizard 48,304 12
12/01/2003 09:50 PM

I'm a little bit country.



Chance is a little bit rock and roll.



Together on a desert island I'd sure we'd have wacky sit-com style misadventures.

BobJohnson, Hillbilly Extraordinaire 178,045 22
12/01/2003 09:53 PM

ability to kill a Yak from 200 yards away with mind bullets



What is this from?!? I know someone how continuously says this. . . I assumed he made it up. . .

*Kamasutra* what every girl wants! 171,270 14
12/01/2003 09:54 PM

The adventures of Chance & Puggy. Or Puggy & Chance. hmmmmmmm. I think your on to something here.



Quick someone call FOX!

Sexy Randal, the Pharaoh Wizard 48,304 12
12/01/2003 09:55 PM

I'm in Milwaukee. Come on up so we can do the whole "Schlameel Schlamozzle Hassenpfeffer Inc." thing for our Laverne and Shirley style theme song.



Then we can crash the S.S. Minnow onto an exotic desert island in the middle of Lake Michigan.

*Kamasutra* what every girl wants! 171,270 14
12/01/2003 09:56 PM

Except we'll call it the S.S MenNow

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/01/2003 10:00 PM

or you could add a third and call it Puggy's Chance at HighSoci

Sexy Randal, the Pharaoh Wizard 48,304 12
12/01/2003 10:00 PM

And we can have the Harlem Globetrotters guest star in our made-for-TV movie.



And I'll make sure that I jump a shark in every single episode.

There Is No Love For Emenius 1,433 10
12/01/2003 10:01 PM

It's from the Tenacious D song called Wonderboy.



No one wants to take me huh?

Livewire 78,229 13
12/01/2003 10:11 PM

I'd take Chi Chi, because after a couple of weeks without beer, his washboard abs would reveal themselves and attract hot women out of nowhere.



Then we could lash the women together with seaweed to make some kind of crude raft, using their silicone boobs as pontoons and sail away to safety.



Mmmm... raft of women...

BobJohnson, Hillbilly Extraordinaire 178,045 22
12/01/2003 10:14 PM

<action>swallows his top-secret raft-of-women blueprints</action>

*Kamasutra* what every girl wants! 171,270 14
12/01/2003 10:17 PM

I think your raft would sink. With all the hoes and all.

*Kamasutra* what every girl wants! 171,270 14
12/01/2003 10:17 PM

silly me I forgot the "L"



or did I?

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
12/01/2003 10:22 PM

I would take Chi Chi's too. Lots of fake Chi Chi's mmmmmmmmm

Daggy 86,684 14
12/02/2003 04:31 AM

I would take Reek. We'd never be bored.... we'd make up stories about gooses and horses and hunchbacks and call each other gay and sit around the campfire singing songs about gooses and horses and monkies and Shakespeare.



Or maybe I'd take Eric. I'd surely be pretty pissed off to find myself stranded on a desert island and I'd need someone to take it out on.



Or maybe Trae. Then I would fashion a high speed internet connection from some coconut shells and cuttlefish bone and post this:



Daggy

12/10/2003 6.27pm



HAHA! I'M STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH TRAE AND YOU'RE NOT!

jellytot 3,504 11
12/02/2003 06:25 AM

I'd take Sperel, but we wouldn't be together long.





mmmmm Foie gras...

Daggy 86,684 14
12/02/2003 06:40 AM

YOU KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY GOOSE!

Revolutionary Chickens 286,326 61
12/02/2003 07:44 AM

I would recall Virnomine, cause I figure at some point we would have to resort to canbalisim, and Virn would provide somewhere near a ton of ham flavored meat.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/02/2003 08:00 AM

On the flip side of that, don't take Eric or else you'll just be hungry again an hour later.

Daggy 86,684 14
12/02/2003 08:31 AM

Mave.... there's enough meat on that gook to last a year!

Pubah in Pants 56,794 18
12/02/2003 11:24 AM

Trae, JP, Grace or Kittuns (see Gab crushes)

Pubah not worried about survival. Pubah swim home.



Leaving behind all the evidence......

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/02/2003 11:27 AM

No clickies for Mavis's post?

Pubah in Pants 56,794 18
12/02/2003 11:32 AM

<action>Re-reads Mavis's post</action>



Funny, but haven't we heard that somewhere before?



Eric entrals sounds tasty though...with rice, of course.

Llary 48,662 14
12/02/2003 12:31 PM

Ringworm, the problem with your idea is that my dog is a crazed man-killer, with big, sharp teeth.



I would take Daggy, because she lives in Australia, so she probably knows how to catch wild animals and cook them on the barbie.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
12/02/2003 12:32 PM

I like Barbie!

Llary 48,662 14
12/02/2003 12:34 PM

She has big boobies!

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
12/02/2003 12:36 PM

I used to sing a song while playing with my Barbies. I'd pretend that they were pregnant and sing, "Momma had a baby and her head popped off!" and then I'd rip Barbie's head off.



Fun, fun times.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
12/02/2003 12:37 PM

Chickens...because I could have my way with him.



Mwuahahaha!!

Pubah in Pants 56,794 18
12/02/2003 12:37 PM

I wish I coulda come over and played with you.

Singing songs, killing bugs, eating carpet...What fun we coulda had, Kittuns

Llary 48,662 14
12/02/2003 12:39 PM

We did the "mama had a baby and her head popped off" song with dandelions.

Llary 48,662 14
12/02/2003 12:39 PM

Which was pretty stupid, because dandelions don't have babies. Kids sure are dumb.

Naked Moles 5,357 10
12/02/2003 12:42 PM

Yeah, well I didn't want to get stuck on a island with gabbers anyway!

Frogpop 173,148 25
12/02/2003 01:53 PM

Whoa whoa whoa.. hold on just one minute there. I always thought that the "her" was referring to the baby! No wonder my life has gone so horribly awry!

NoKi_Bandit 76,490 10
12/02/2003 02:01 PM

You kids and your pronouns.

In my day we didn't have pronouns, and we liked it!

ringworm, a plate full of maggots 68,315 13
12/02/2003 02:09 PM

how would you have expressed that last sentence back in your day?

NoKi_Bandit 76,490 10
12/02/2003 02:24 PM

Frogpop, Nakedmoles, and Lloyd and Frogpop's, Nakedmoles', Lloyd's pronouns!

In NoKi_Bandit's time, NoKi_Bandit did not have pronouns and NoKi_Bandit along with other people liked it.



OK maybe we didn't like it.

ringworm, a plate full of maggots 68,315 13
12/02/2003 02:29 PM

"it" is a pronoun, too.

NoKi_Bandit 76,490 10
12/02/2003 02:30 PM

Curse you and your English skills Ringworm!

Chirp 0 9
12/02/2003 07:01 PM

I already talk to myself plenty. The conversations are good, and I appeart to enjoy my own company. I'll just take me!!

Frogpop 173,148 25
12/02/2003 08:16 PM

NoKi_Bandit did not have pronouns

NoKi_Bandit sounds like Vlad. Frogpop laughed when NoKi_Bandit replaced NoKi_Bandit's pronouns, but Frogpop was unsettled by NoKi_Bandit's Vlad-like tone.

Chance 171,270 14
02/27/2006 01:22 PM

Nice topic, due for a comeback.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/27/2006 01:26 PM

I would pick Chance. I just like the fact that she isn't trying to sell me prescription meds right now.

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/27/2006 01:28 PM

Filly, because no matter how bad things got (and that could be a lot of different things) she'd still ease my mind with the occasional "Its all good". And a blowjob.

A Hunka Hunka Burning Nachos 57,521 23
02/27/2006 02:05 PM

BIG because, once flayed and properly cured, he'd have enough skin for a decent sized tent.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
02/27/2006 02:42 PM

I would take me because I mean, have you seen me? I can forage for food. I can build things out of trees. I don't look bad naked. I'm really quite a package.

Mrs.JM 24,693 8
02/27/2006 02:49 PM

Lila.

Darrin 21,346 0
02/27/2006 02:50 PM

She would so snap your neck in a matter of minutes.

The future Mrs. McHaggis 101,368 77
02/27/2006 03:02 PM

I would take Spicey. Not only could he provide awesome sex and keep me warm at night, the next morning he could hack off some of his body for breakfast. And since he's a big guy, he'd still be okay enough to use his belly to float to Antarctica and get me a penguin.

Chance 171,270 14
02/28/2006 09:29 AM

This didnt take off Like I demanded it to yesterday, so Im bumping it again. Its better than all the bickering in the other threads! Dont hate, participate!

turtle10 42,555 26
02/28/2006 09:56 AM

<action> refuses to answer out of fear of retribution</action>

Chance 171,270 14
02/28/2006 10:02 AM

Its me isnt it? I bet its me..... or Ollie.

Whistler P. McManus 185,889 44
02/28/2006 11:41 AM

Since I have some survival training, and can build shelters and fire with found materials and forage for food pretty well, I'd only need someone for sex and companionship.



I'd like someone who was good at sex, but not so good as to intimidate me. Attractive and non-complaining would help, too. And strong, so they could help me out with some of the work.



I'm going with Lamburger.

Noki_Banned_It 76,490 10
02/28/2006 11:59 AM

"I...can build shelters and fire..."



Me too.



Tip:

Don't try to do both of these things at the same time.

You'll have a great fire, but your shelter...



notsomuch.