Lunchbox 14,650 10
12/07/2003 09:23 PM

wtf? a 12" bladder?



ill participate in this honesty game, but youre gonna have to explain how you measure the bladder.

DemoMonkey, now with added Vecna! 166,252 10
12/07/2003 09:24 PM

Base to tip baby. Base to tip.

Jawahalar 23,705 11
12/07/2003 09:37 PM

Ok come on people, I am not really Asian. I am a 21 year old white male with twelve kids and a wife that is on crack.

Miz Swizzle 3,957 10
12/07/2003 09:37 PM

I'm a virgin.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
12/07/2003 09:38 PM

ok then, im black, with a horseColeridge. but im sure yall probably knew that already.

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/07/2003 09:38 PM

ok since this is a 100% honesty thread......













































my real name isn't HighSoci

DemoMonkey, now with added Vecna! 166,252 10
12/07/2003 09:41 PM

*GASP*

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/07/2003 09:43 PM

yeah big shocker eh?

DemoMonkey, now with added Vecna! 166,252 10
12/07/2003 09:45 PM

Next you'll be telling us you don't actually have a giant circular yellow head.

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/07/2003 09:47 PM

well... two out of three isn't bad... it isn't yellow because unlike Eric.. i'm not Asian

T.P. Pooper (Where's Virn?) 1,800 12
12/07/2003 09:48 PM

I can touch my forehead with my tongue. No lie.

Jawahalar 23,705 11
12/07/2003 09:48 PM

It's almost correct. He's a fatass pie face bitch with a Frosted up smile only his hired hooker could love....for the right price.

Jawahalar 23,705 11
12/07/2003 09:49 PM

Ok, that's impressive

DemoMonkey, now with added Vecna! 166,252 10
12/07/2003 09:50 PM

I can touch the bridge of your nose with my forehead.

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/07/2003 09:50 PM

oh... you were talking about that head.....

DemoMonkey, now with added Vecna! 166,252 10
12/07/2003 10:09 PM

So THAT'S why thay call it "nutting".

Frogpop 173,148 25
12/07/2003 10:17 PM

I'm chatting with Jannie right now. Just give me a little more time, and I have to find a ruler too..



I'll be right back..

*Gasp* 27,000 12
12/07/2003 10:20 PM

2 inches...

















from the ground.

Bob McKenzie 19,242 12
12/07/2003 10:35 PM

...when he's laying on his belly.

DemoMonkey, now with added Vecna! 166,252 10
12/07/2003 10:40 PM

Wait. In the average human, what's the distance from the anus to the sinuses?



That's about right.

Bob McKenzie 19,242 12
12/07/2003 10:47 PM

Not far enough today. Good lord, I shouldn't have eaten those tacos.

DemoMonkey, now with added Vecna! 166,252 10
12/07/2003 10:49 PM

I told you tarragon salmon tacos were a bad idea, but you never listen to me.

Peccavi 2,263 10
12/07/2003 11:34 PM

If you're not at least 9 inches long, you won't be able to please your woman the way she wants.



*stops reading e-mail*



Shakespeare.

Jawahalar 23,705 11
12/08/2003 12:20 AM

you won't be able to please your woman





You see it's people like you that don't follow directions. I said no lying, and you know you stopped reading after it said "Your WOMAN"

Peccavi 2,263 10
12/08/2003 12:39 AM

I'm sorry for the typo. That should read: you won't be able to please your women



Ho ho.

Peccavi 2,263 10
12/08/2003 12:41 AM

<action>breaks down crying</action>

I... I made up the "wo" part



DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE YOUR DAD INTRODUCE YOU AS "MY OTHER DAUGHTER"? DO YOU!!?

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
12/08/2003 12:45 AM

Depends. If you're a boy, pretty traumatic I'd guess.

Peccavi 2,263 10
12/08/2003 12:49 AM

<action>Summons Will Ferrell:</action>

"Why are you shooting at me?"



Because you're a man!



"Only on the outside."

DemoMonkey 166,252 10
12/08/2003 12:51 AM

Because we're walking talking bad girl stereotypes!

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
12/08/2003 12:59 AM

If you're not at least 9 inches long, you won't be able to please your woman the way she wants



I can disagree here with no fear of lying, as every one of my past girlfriends,

got everything that she ever wanted, without my being 9 inches.



Thank god most of my friends were hung !

Daggy 86,684 14
12/08/2003 01:10 AM

I'm a bloke.

the original Fluro 14,139 11
12/08/2003 01:13 AM

We could all tell, because of your deep voce, stubble and horsec0ck evident in your photo.

BobJohnson and his vorpal sword 178,045 22
12/08/2003 01:17 AM

my real name isn't HighSoci



You mean to tell me that our gay marriage certificate isn't valid?!? You son of a bitch!!!

BobJohnson and his vorpal sword 178,045 22
12/08/2003 01:22 AM

And my real name isn't HighSoci either!

the original Fluro 14,139 11
12/08/2003 01:24 AM

Holy Nomeculture, Batman!

Quang 138 9
12/08/2003 01:25 AM

I'm not really from this planet.

Jannie 10,022 10
12/08/2003 01:28 AM

I'm not a lesbian. Really.

BobJohnson and his vorpal sword 178,045 22
12/08/2003 01:29 AM

<action>is insane</action>

You are all foolish Earthlings!

Quang 138 9
12/08/2003 01:30 AM

I really dont want to see your tits.

Wee Bunny O' The Heather 5,695 11
12/08/2003 01:31 AM

I really will show you my tits.

Quang 138 9
12/08/2003 01:33 AM

On my old ship, the NSQPGF Errectous We used the terms "Human," "Earthling" and "Doomed" interchangeably.

Quang 138 9
12/08/2003 01:34 AM

That's Frost-ing wonderfull. You really dont think I dont see enough of those bags of decorated fat and mammory glands whenever I walk into the coldstorage deck?

Peccavi 2,263 10
12/08/2003 01:35 AM

"In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey....THE MONKEY'LL SPANK US!"

Quang 138 9
12/08/2003 01:35 AM

Honestly: I HAVE NO NEED FOR YOUR TITTIES.

BobJohnson and his vorpal sword 178,045 22
12/08/2003 01:40 AM

Quang is gay as a French horn.

Fluro, and his Pork Swoard 14,139 11
12/08/2003 01:41 AM

No, I imagine that Titties become less appealing when row upon row of them are viewed through formeldehyde.

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/08/2003 02:37 AM

You mean to tell me that our gay marriage certificate isn't valid?!?





sorry Bob, but i needed to leave myself a back doorout of it just in case... and yes... pun was intended

Revolutionary Chickens 286,326 61
12/08/2003 03:57 AM

My nuts are not perfectly symetrical.



*gasp*

BobJohnson and his vorpal sword 178,045 22
12/08/2003 04:30 AM

Although I've never felt Chickens' nuts, I bet $100,000 that the left one hangs lower.

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/08/2003 12:27 PM

so much truth... make it all stop

DemoMonkey, now with added Vecna! 166,252 10
12/08/2003 12:28 PM

Bob



Your left, or camera left?