Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/11/2003 12:18 PM

"It's the smell."

godot 15,434 11
12/11/2003 12:18 PM

Where did you get the $dough$ for that pizza...

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
12/11/2003 12:19 PM

Wait. That was your mother?

Virnomine 79,386 11
12/11/2003 12:20 PM

Those condoms weren't ribbed!

Rufus, The Grand 56,794 18
12/11/2003 12:21 PM

A virus is very infectious.

Fratberry 282,615 53
12/11/2003 12:21 PM

"Yo mama's so loose its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

Forty Helens agree: Puggy can't count 48,304 12
12/11/2003 12:21 PM

So I said, denominator? I hardly nu-merat-er!

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
12/11/2003 12:21 PM

In the butt

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
12/11/2003 12:22 PM

In Eric's butt.

DemoMonkey, skating on the thin ice. 166,252 10
12/11/2003 12:23 PM

"OH GOD MY EYES!"



(admittedly, funnier for me than her. But she shouldn't have laughed at me.)

Frosty Emerson, flying enema 244 9
12/11/2003 12:24 PM

...and then my head exploded.

ringworm 68,315 13
12/11/2003 12:24 PM

the horse has a steering wheel!

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
12/11/2003 12:25 PM

In my butt..........There is a melody of love.........

godot 15,434 11
12/11/2003 12:25 PM

I'm taking my metal spork and going home!!!

Frosty Emerson, flying enema 244 9
12/11/2003 12:25 PM

Pork butt, bone in.

(butcher-shop joke)

ringworm 68,315 13
12/11/2003 12:25 PM

there was blood everywhere.

Bagpuss 1,889 13
12/11/2003 12:26 PM

So I killed him.

Forty Helens agree: Puggy can't count 48,304 12
12/11/2003 12:26 PM

And then I found five dollars.

Trixxie (Starbuck) Thibedeaux 65,021 15
12/11/2003 12:27 PM

How was I supposed to know it had hooks.

godot 15,434 11
12/11/2003 12:27 PM

I come from a long line of sea men.

tabula rasa 173,958 15
12/11/2003 12:27 PM

And that's why panda sauce is good on everything.

Trae LaTrash 156,785 17
12/11/2003 12:28 PM

I said, no!





Oh, we just laughed and laughed!

Rufus, The Grand 56,794 18
12/11/2003 12:29 PM

so I put my wallet away

Forty Helens agree: Puggy can't count 48,304 12
12/11/2003 12:33 PM

There's nothing quite like a good, old-fashioned plate of sardines!



</Noises Off>

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen. 4,888 13
12/11/2003 12:34 PM

"This joke has just one line."

nothing 349 9
12/11/2003 12:35 PM

"bless my heart, bless my soul

never saw a n****r with a white butt hole"

tabula rasa 173,958 15
12/11/2003 12:36 PM

Well, you should have told me there was no cure before I let put it in me.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen. 4,888 13
12/11/2003 12:38 PM

Buttholes aren't white anyway, thier pinkish.

godot 15,434 11
12/11/2003 12:38 PM

Well, you should have told me there was no cure before I let put it in me for 5 dolla

Orlphar 226 9
12/11/2003 12:40 PM

So I sez to myself: "Self..." (I knew it was me because I recognized my voice).

Orlphar 226 9
12/11/2003 12:42 PM

So all along, he thought "Terminator" meant that he could grab any female's breasts whenever he wanted!

Forty Helens agree: Puggy can't count 48,304 12
12/11/2003 12:43 PM

The bad guy in Terminator 3 can't be a woman; the only thing she could terminate is a pregnancy!

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/11/2003 12:44 PM

"And that's when the CHUDs got me"

tabula rasa 173,958 15
12/11/2003 12:44 PM

I'll let you put it in Godot for 5 dolla if you promise not to tell him there's no cure.

DemoMonkey, skating on the thin ice. 166,252 10
12/11/2003 12:45 PM

That's not gum!

nothing 349 9
12/11/2003 12:47 PM

"and there in the bathroom was this little green man singing to himself 'plop plop fizz fizz'"

godot 15,434 11
12/11/2003 12:49 PM

tabula rasa



you're gonna need more than a bic lighter to burn me....





try borrowing the flamethrower from luci



or maybe the atmoic noob smasher from virn

Orlphar 226 9
12/11/2003 12:49 PM

"But officer, I was parked in the Handicap spot as an experiment!!"

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
12/11/2003 12:49 PM

Who shot my paw!

nothing 349 9
12/11/2003 12:52 PM

whaddya mean, she's my sister!?!

tabula rasa 173,958 15
12/11/2003 12:57 PM

Godot, I wasn't trying to burn you. I thought you comment was quite amusing. Really. It was original as hell, too, which makes it a real winner.

NoKi Banned It 76,490 10
12/11/2003 01:02 PM

FIFTY DOLLARS!

DemoMonkey, skating on the thin ice. 166,252 10
12/11/2003 01:03 PM

What does "oblivious" mean?

NoKi Banned It 76,490 10
12/11/2003 01:03 PM

"Liquor!? I barely..."

Rufus, The Pubah 56,794 18
12/11/2003 01:05 PM

so I slugged her

Trixxie (Starbuck) Thibedeaux 65,021 15
12/11/2003 01:05 PM

Only one, but it take an entire hospital emergency room to get it back out.

godot 15,434 11
12/11/2003 01:08 PM

tabula rasa purgare est sparrow

NoKi Banned It 76,490 10
12/11/2003 01:11 PM

The word "gullible" is too in the dictionary.

godot 15,434 11
12/11/2003 01:14 PM

Only one, but it take an entire hospital emergency room to get it back out for five dolla.





I think eric is stealing our esses.

tabula rasa 173,958 15
12/11/2003 01:24 PM

Crispy, like chicken.

The Grand Pubah 56,794 18
12/11/2003 01:25 PM

but I'm gonna take my bra off before it rains.



Is anyone taking this down and building jokes around these punch lines?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
12/11/2003 01:25 PM

So the Chinese supplies manager jumps out from behind a box in the warehouse and shouts "SUPPLIES!!!"

The Grand Pubah 56,794 18
12/11/2003 01:30 PM

so the old veteren says, "Damn the propellers and shake your shimmy!"

DemoMonkey, skating on the thin ice. 166,252 10
12/11/2003 01:39 PM

THATS STILL NOT GUM!

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
12/11/2003 01:40 PM

So he takes a dump on his head!

ringworm 68,315 13
12/11/2003 01:46 PM

hey, my bra fell off!

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
12/11/2003 01:48 PM

I'm looking for the man that shot my Paw........

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
12/11/2003 01:49 PM

So the old lady says "OK, I'll keep an eye out for you sonny!"

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/11/2003 01:51 PM

"... and that is why a raven is like a writing desk"

The Grand Pubah 56,794 18
12/11/2003 01:53 PM

shut up an keep running.

I eat babies 27,000 12
12/11/2003 01:54 PM

...and that's when we saw the suitcase had Virn written on it!

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/11/2003 01:57 PM

"... and the funny thing is she really couldn't tell it wasn't butter."

BobJohnson, Lord Protector of the Realm 178,045 22
12/11/2003 02:03 PM

That ain't Tang, astronaut-boy!

Jerked Chickens 286,326 61
12/11/2003 02:03 PM

"...BAAAAAAAAA-A--AA-A-A!"

BobJohnson, Lord Protector of the Realm 178,045 22
12/11/2003 02:07 PM

So she says, "Never date a sprinter."

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/11/2003 02:07 PM

So these two cannibals are eating a clown...

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
12/11/2003 02:09 PM

Scott told her to go jump in the lake.....

BobJohnson, Lord Protector of the Realm 178,045 22
12/11/2003 02:10 PM

Maybe you should suck a couple dicks, just to be sure.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
12/11/2003 02:11 PM

If a dozen tequila shots don't get rid of this taste, nothing will.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/11/2003 02:12 PM

So the nun says to the mechanic "No, but I'll give you ten Hail Marys if you throw in a lube job."

Eric Nguyen 23,705 11
12/11/2003 02:12 PM

Block that kick!!!!

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/11/2003 02:13 PM

You're gonna hate Fridays.

Fratberry 282,615 53
12/11/2003 02:14 PM

"So there's this Emerson on GAB who thinks he's teh funny..."

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
12/11/2003 02:14 PM

"Get off me father, you're crushing my smokes!"

BobJohnson, Lord Protector of the Realm 178,045 22
12/11/2003 02:14 PM

To simplify your clicking, I've marked all the funniest posts on GAB with a picture of Darth Vader.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/11/2003 02:16 PM

I thought it was a duck with an olde-england page boy haircut.

Fratberry 282,615 53
12/11/2003 02:20 PM

"That's not a very hairy fish."











Worst.Joke.Ever.

Peccavi 2,263 10
12/11/2003 02:31 PM

The goggles... they do nothing!

tabula rasa 173,958 15
12/11/2003 02:34 PM

So, sweetie, that's why your mommy has her head in the oven.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
12/11/2003 02:36 PM

"...and click I'm feeling lucky and you'll laugh your ass off"

Geekzilla 954 12
12/11/2003 02:37 PM

Cancer!

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/11/2003 02:43 PM

Look that up in your Funk & Wagnalls.

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/11/2003 02:44 PM

Strangest sleep number I've ever seen.

Orlphar 226 9
12/11/2003 02:58 PM

Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

godot 15,434 11
12/11/2003 03:02 PM

See that tree - I didn't

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/11/2003 03:03 PM

No thanks, I just had one!

godot 15,434 11
12/11/2003 03:04 PM

So there I was - in the bathroom - watching these two guys get Frosted in the ass...

Declan McManus: Undercover Chef 131,869 36
12/11/2003 03:11 PM

Finding half a worm.

Bubbs 52 9
12/11/2003 04:05 PM

You want to put it WHERE?!

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/11/2003 04:07 PM

"...then I not only told Bubbs where it was gonna be put, but showed him"

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/11/2003 04:07 PM

her

Mr. Goo 712 10
12/11/2003 04:16 PM

"Yeah, this guy in an alley said I could have all the sea monkeys I wanted... I just had to close my eyes and suck them out of a hose!"

godot 15,434 11
12/11/2003 04:17 PM

so there I was - getting Frosted in the ass in a bathroom - and this guy walks in and he's watching me and I'm thinking.. what a fag...

Kareno_The_Awesome 1,253 9
12/11/2003 04:17 PM

And they she starts to sing, "Reindeer keep falling on my head!"

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/11/2003 04:21 PM

"..so i click the link and there's the hugest anus you ever saw."

Elf 303 12
12/11/2003 04:22 PM

So the drunk guy walks back in the bar and says," I pulled all of your wife's teeth and I Frosted your alligator. Where's my $100? Oh Shakespeare, you mean I have to Frost your wife too?"

tabula rasa 173,958 15
12/11/2003 04:25 PM

But I couldn't keep him because of the oozing sore on his penis.

Bubbs 52 9
12/11/2003 04:26 PM

No, that mole doesn't look normal, now put it away!

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/11/2003 04:26 PM

The frogurt is also cursed.

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/11/2003 04:31 PM

but it comes with your choice of topping

Admiral Obvious 1,412 10
12/11/2003 04:33 PM

"...tits on ice."









HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/11/2003 04:35 PM

What do you think's in the burgers?

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/11/2003 04:36 PM

"... but it was forgiveness day and all was forgotten."

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/11/2003 04:41 PM

...or was it??





BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



















Where am I?

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/11/2003 04:42 PM

probably still in my basement

DemoMonkey, skating on the thin ice. 166,252 10
12/11/2003 04:48 PM

Actually, that IS gum.

*Chance* 171,270 14
12/11/2003 04:52 PM

thanks for the 18 years of child support..............oh and your not his father.

escape from the flying nun 1,412 10
12/11/2003 05:09 PM

"The dog ate a cheeseperson!"

"No! he's not supposed to have cheese or plastic!"

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/11/2003 05:13 PM

"...then Custard says, 'oh yeah, you and what army'"

tabula rasa 173,958 15
12/11/2003 06:34 PM

move over girls, I've got to gargle!

DemoMonkey, skating on the thin ice. 166,252 10
12/11/2003 06:35 PM

With vaginas.

godot (master of the maha) 15,434 11
12/11/2003 06:44 PM

so I'm Frost-ing this guy in the ass in the bathroom - and this guy walks in - and he's just watching us - I wonder if he thinks I'm gay...

NoKi Banned It 76,490 10
12/11/2003 06:47 PM

...of course it's a penis. I'm a man!

Kareno_The_Awesome 1,253 9
12/11/2003 06:48 PM

But the doctor said the rash should go away in a couple days.

Lucifer 5,260 10
12/11/2003 07:20 PM

Mine can heal the lame and make the blind see! Just call me Jizus, baby.

godot (master of the maha) 15,434 11
12/11/2003 07:21 PM

I'll be Bach.

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
12/11/2003 07:27 PM

To keep him from exploding durring anal

the scotsman 74 9
12/11/2003 07:30 PM

"...I'm hungry. Let's go get taco..."

Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/11/2003 07:33 PM

"Turns out it was tuna all along."

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
12/11/2003 07:42 PM

Rectum ??



Damn near Killed him !!

froglord 9,243 13
12/11/2003 09:55 PM

"The confessional had a glory hole?!"

TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/11/2003 10:14 PM

Because he was stuck in the chicken!

Pneuma Cognoscente 2,531 11
12/11/2003 10:50 PM

SHEEP!



Hahahahahah...!!

13,787 15
12/11/2003 11:48 PM

Really! All girls like it up the ass!! Would I lie to you Sally, oops I mean Sue...

Mr.Joe 61 9
12/12/2003 12:03 AM

ughh...she didn't even have teeth.

Fratberry 282,615 53
12/12/2003 12:23 AM

"Pass it? Hell, coach, I don't even think I could swallow it!"

Fratberry 282,615 53
12/12/2003 09:40 AM

"Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em!"

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/12/2003 09:42 AM

As much as I would like to link Lloyd's Airplane thread, the Frost-ing search doesn't god damn work.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
12/12/2003 09:43 AM

"So I successfully used Zug's search function..."

Bob McKenzie 19,242 12
12/12/2003 09:44 AM

That's what you get for putting your penis in a meat grinder!

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
12/12/2003 11:05 AM

So Lloyd said "wow, I think that's the fastest that a post has ever made it to my 'funniest posts' list."

DemoMonkey, skating on the thin ice. 166,252 10
12/12/2003 12:44 PM

"I want to leave this world the way I came into it.



Screaming and covered in placenta."

TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/12/2003 12:50 PM

You can have your ovary back when I'm done it with it!

Dangeo 2,691 13
12/12/2003 12:52 PM

first to post!

The Grand Pubah 56,794 18
12/12/2003 12:52 PM

...like I came in...

covered in blood and kicking ass!

ringworm 68,315 13
12/12/2003 01:01 PM

...like I came in...



in a hail of bullets.

Fratberry 282,615 53
12/12/2003 01:06 PM

I want to die in my sleep like grandpa. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
12/12/2003 01:26 PM

...like I came in, naked, with a woody, surrounded by vagina.

TheSexualNinja 1,450 9
12/13/2003 10:10 PM

...and that's why I'm switching to Geico!

*Chance* 171,270 14
12/13/2003 10:12 PM

Who farted?









Oh its just a noOb.

Saint Mookie 17,582 13
12/14/2003 03:31 PM

Hello, TheSexualNinja! Are you new here, have I touched you yet?

uncle monkey 81 9
12/14/2003 03:38 PM

A buddhist approaches a hot dog vender and says,"Make me one with everything."

QueenOfKnives 113 9
12/27/2003 01:33 PM

"Don't put that in your mouth! You don't know where it's been!!"

Nub 1,064 12
12/27/2003 01:39 PM

"...and that's how my daddy became to be known as Mr. Goatse."

HighSoci 30,076 18
12/27/2003 01:46 PM

"...so the joke was on them because I wasn't wearing any!"

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
12/27/2003 01:51 PM

Yea .... well sometimes, "Nothing".....





Can be a real Cool Hand !

escape from the flying nun 1,412 10
12/27/2003 09:55 PM

"A duel!"

"To the death!"

"but with what... pistols?"

"Or badgers!"

Ghandi with the Winds 15,434 11
12/30/2003 07:24 PM

*bump*















*snort*

MonkeyFun 620 10
01/06/2004 11:29 PM

"the horse has a steering wheel!"



Whats the difference between an orange?

Fluro 14,139 11
01/06/2004 11:32 PM

"No you idiot, its joe!"

Fluro 14,139 11
01/06/2004 11:33 PM

"Hell no, its a fruit bat!"

punch-a-granny 52 9
01/31/2004 02:04 PM

I can't afford to catch that Shakespeare again

Datei nicht gefunden! 12,005 12
01/31/2004 02:41 PM

Well, I'll sign for it this time, but these usually aren't so soggy when they arrive.

MissBehave 3,853 11
01/31/2004 04:14 PM

...and then the next post he tells me SUYT!

the allure of dinky 144 9
01/31/2004 04:45 PM

please get that out of my ear

Chance 171,270 14
11/25/2005 01:59 PM

Long Live Lunch Lady Lloyd!

Robin® 14,626 9
11/25/2005 02:03 PM

Personally I think the new Brawny guy sucks and he needs to stay the Frost out of my kitchen. Go chop down wood or molest little boys or something. He looks like the gay man that every straight woman salivates after.

suhypa's dad can beat up your dad 5,547 9
11/25/2005 02:05 PM

Is raping a hooker shoplifting?

MaddMatt - Steely Eyed Warrior/Poet 15,437 9
11/25/2005 02:51 PM

"Two blondes walk inBLAM!

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
11/25/2005 03:53 PM

I'm not very good at one liners.

lupience, Wearing jammies all day 26,981 11
11/25/2005 05:31 PM

Rubber baby buggy bumpers

suhypa's dad can beat up your dad 5,547 9
11/25/2005 05:41 PM

Is having sex with your clone masturbating?

When I think about you I touch myself 15,189 12
11/25/2005 09:34 PM

I hardly know her!

Loverly Lila 78,550 13
11/26/2005 05:16 AM

yipes

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
05/10/2006 10:37 AM

Guess which thread I am going to bump for Millie.



SUPPLIES! It's this one!

LLLLLLLLL 48,662 14
05/10/2006 11:30 AM

Now that I have a son named Eric, one of my posts up there really bothers me.

Midgets on Parade 96,054 48
05/10/2006 03:34 PM

...and this is why a raven is like a writing desk.





Could be the worlds best qoute.















Let the unadmitted take over!!!.

Midgets on Parade 96,054 48
05/10/2006 03:55 PM

I mean..







...Arrrgh its drivin me nuts.

FamousMortimer 1,187 8
05/10/2006 03:58 PM

"I'll be sure to make that first priority when I'm elected King Retard"

pendy 987 8
05/10/2006 04:57 PM

It's not cheating, 'cause it's your dog.

Nachtluce 63 8
05/10/2006 05:18 PM

...and thus ends the quest for the legendary stanky-booty.

Piquantrax - Kill the Texicans 8,691 9
05/10/2006 05:35 PM

She had a penis, so I let Jack take her instead.

gobadine 2,737 10
05/10/2006 09:58 PM

I said I would'nt cum in her mouth and she believed me.



how we laughed afterwards.

gobadine 2,737 10
05/11/2006 12:46 AM

Then uncle bobbie said , "if you spat it out, how would I get it out of the carpet? then mommy and daddy would find out, and not love you anymore."

Crisp SAVIOR, CraniumWeirdo 4,599 8
05/11/2006 01:20 AM

...You're just going to poop it out anyway...

Pram 80,705 42
08/14/2008 07:58 PM

"It's in the shoes that you wear"

Dr. Frasier Winslow Crane 130 5
08/14/2008 10:33 PM

"Ya, well the jerk store called, they're running out of you!"

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
08/15/2008 12:06 AM

As soon as I put this hot poker up my ass I'm going to chop my dick off

A Marinating Sash 1,353 7
08/15/2008 12:13 AM

"3 posts in the five minutes since I've joined GAB," he thought. "This can only lead to good things."

Squirrel Trooper Bill 53,270 54
08/15/2008 12:15 AM

STFU boOB......

Squirrel Trooper Bill 53,270 54
08/15/2008 12:16 AM

or noOb, one of the two!

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/15/2008 02:57 AM

"So then I just signed the bottom of it."

"I totally trust you."

"I know, they're always trying to keep the red man down you know!"

King Pricko of Pricksburgh, Cockachusetts 49,019 14
08/15/2008 04:11 AM

WHISKEY!

Ravos, in the study, with a candlestick 63,462 21
08/15/2008 09:53 AM

The aristocrats!

Chance 171,270 14
08/15/2008 09:53 AM

My nipples are hard.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/15/2008 11:14 AM

Then I dumped the body in the river.

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
08/15/2008 11:20 AM

Hey man, that's nacho cheese!

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/15/2008 11:21 AM

Well, than who's cheese is it?

Chance 171,270 14
08/15/2008 11:22 AM

Mine.

Hydrant-monkey 9,888 23
08/15/2008 11:31 AM

Will you share?

Ravos, in the study, with a candlestick 63,462 21
08/15/2008 02:36 PM

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/15/2008 03:13 PM

Then she said to me.
"That was close enough I'm going to the doctor to take care of this once and for all."
"You going to get your tubes tied?"
"No, I'm going to have my knees sewn together."

Pram 80,705 42
08/15/2008 04:35 PM

"I know it's past 2:30, but can I still buy beer?"

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
08/15/2008 06:00 PM

Oh... so that is how long I can go without urinating.

DemoMonkey is a monster. RAWR! 166,252 10
08/15/2008 08:06 PM

Y'know, all things considered, I really should have bought the sports car.

Al Sleet 77,546 17
08/15/2008 09:04 PM

...All in all you're just another prick I won't call.

King Pricko of Pricksburgh, Cockachusetts 49,019 14
08/15/2008 09:09 PM

The game is afoot.

Pram 80,705 42
08/15/2008 09:35 PM

<action>Honey, I Shrunk The Kid's Libido</action>"Oh, I get it.. FRENCH class!"

peoriagrace 6,166 11
08/16/2008 05:04 AM

It's the dog watch because it's CURTAILED!

Robin® 14,626 9
08/16/2008 03:52 PM

"We're naming her Ilusion. It's Spanish for Illusion."

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,348 4
12/09/2009 07:43 AM

So hey, you play Gears of War?

CyberSanta 917 8
12/09/2009 02:36 PM

"Moo."

Maybe you had to be there...

Fucksock the Crusty Reindeer 1,133 3
12/09/2009 06:54 PM

"You may be a cunning linguist but I'm a master debater."

TopHatSnake 3,333 10
12/09/2009 06:57 PM

"whats that?" "ooh, baby, hang on, let me put in my good tooth"

Lobster Roasting on an Open Fire 18,560 32
12/09/2009 07:19 PM

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Lois, this is not my Batman glass.

Pubah's Copycat Christmas 56,794 18
12/09/2009 07:51 PM

Two hands while you're learning...

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,348 4
12/10/2009 08:02 AM

"He was in what the scholars call a real Shakespeare pickle."

Phuc 237,915 21
12/10/2009 08:26 AM

"Come on, Shelly!!!"

Manmeat 478 4
12/10/2009 08:35 AM

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*The who- Who are you*

Ravos the red nosed reindeer 63,462 21
12/10/2009 09:39 AM

"My shoes don't roll"

Brad Poynter 36,129 48
12/10/2009 10:36 AM

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Pants 14,252 17
12/11/2009 05:01 PM

Whistler P. McManus


"Take my fife, please!"