Photoshop that Gabber thread
A comedy conversation
by Jerked Chickens 286,326 61 12/16/2003 02:50 PM 521 views
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Put them where you really see them. Not in the backgrown they so carefully show you. Not with the people that care to show themselves standing with. Where, and with whom you see them in your mind.
I'll go first.
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ringworm 68,315 13
12/16/2003 02:55 PM
no photoshop at work, so i'll just recycle these little beauties. bam! pow!
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ringworm 68,315 13
12/16/2003 02:55 PM
nsfw
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*Chance* 171,270 14
12/16/2003 02:57 PM
Virn!!! Stay away from my picture!!!
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Virnomine 79,386 11
12/16/2003 02:59 PM
there's not much more I can do to your picture to make it scarier chance. Unless I add flames or something behind you.
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Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/16/2003 03:01 PM
Just highlight the picture and push Ctrl+C, then push Ctrl+V.
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Trae LaTrash 156,785 17
12/16/2003 03:01 PM
How did you get that picture of Mavis??
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godot (master of the maha) 15,434 11
12/16/2003 03:06 PM
<a href='http://www.angelfire.com/il/mrcello/splash.html '>mavis' website</a>
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Virnomine 79,386 11
12/16/2003 03:06 PM
haha, you suck at the internet.
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*Chance* 171,270 14
12/16/2003 03:06 PM
I thought some split pea soup or me strangling a priest or something. I know I'm not worth the effort, just say so.
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Virnomine 79,386 11
12/16/2003 03:08 PM
couldn't you find something with a nice codpiece in it?
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Virnomine 79,386 11
12/16/2003 03:11 PM
I don't know, that seems awfully fishy.
Like TTJ.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
12/16/2003 03:12 PM
I did this one before for some reason I can't remember. I can't imagine why I would have ever thought of such a thing.
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godot (master of the maha) 15,434 11
12/16/2003 03:12 PM
Wow Virn. I didn't know my cum tasted like fish. Thanks!!!
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TableTopJane 173,958 15
12/16/2003 03:14 PM
Fishy, huh? I always thought I seemed kinda crabby.
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Trae LaTrash 156,785 17
12/16/2003 03:15 PM
I really need to install Photoshop.
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Virnomine 79,386 11
12/16/2003 03:16 PM
I hate to admit this, but I miss El Vol and his MS Paint drawings.
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Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
12/16/2003 03:18 PM
Photoshop's for pansies. If you really want to dominate your graphics, you need to bring out the GIMP.
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godot (master of the maha) 15,434 11
12/16/2003 03:19 PM
<action>hides in box and refuses to come out</action>
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Declan McManus: The Laundry Wizard 131,869 36
12/16/2003 03:22 PM
Too bad Jinx and Candie aren't here...they are Photoshop genius's.
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godot (master of the maha) 15,434 11
12/16/2003 03:25 PM
...they are Photoshop genius's
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
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Dann (With 2 n's) 2,210 10
12/16/2003 03:28 PM
I admit, it's a rip off of Conan, and a Shakespearety one at that, but here's the before and after
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Virnomine 79,386 11
12/16/2003 03:28 PM
my god, that's terrifying.
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Chi-Chi Fellipe 161,353 14
12/16/2003 03:30 PM
Hey HighSoci, did you change the oil in my car once?
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Jerked Chickens 286,326 61
12/16/2003 04:06 PM
heh, nokey
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Dann (With 2 n's) 2,210 10
12/16/2003 04:40 PM
Another Shakespearety rip-off job, by me. Before and After
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Jerked Chickens 286,326 61
12/16/2003 04:41 PM
very good, dann.
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Gonzo 20,522 17
12/16/2003 07:09 PM
no photoshop at work
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the GIMP.
both living the same thread kinda hit me up-side the head with a solution a long-standing problem. I never even thought of installing the GIMP.
Now I can at least do something beyond Paint.
Thank you both.
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Mizz Swizz 3,957 10
12/17/2003 12:09 AM
Nerd Kid On The Block
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Pants 14,252 17
12/17/2003 01:02 PM
There is going to be quite a line at the grocery stores.
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Chorizo Fellipe 161,353 14
12/17/2003 01:05 PM
So.Awesome.
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Pillbox 23,705 11
12/17/2003 01:24 PM
How come no one is clicking Pants post? that is AWESOME!!!!!!
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas 30,076 18
12/17/2003 01:40 PM
Hey HighSoci, did you change the oil in my car once
well if you are calling your wife your "car" and calling the oil having "sex with"... then the answer would be "yes"
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas 30,076 18
12/17/2003 01:42 PM
and thanks for the pic Dann... now me and kittuns will never have a baby together for that very reason
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ringworm 68,315 13
12/18/2003 10:31 PM
well if you are calling your wife your "car" and calling the oil having "sex with"... then the answer would be "yes"
you changed his wife's sex? i didn't know you were a doctor.
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Virnomine 79,386 11
12/18/2003 10:31 PM
wow, that's actually pretty damn good.
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The Jew Who Saved Christmas 30,076 18
12/18/2003 10:38 PM
you changed his wife's sex?
oh great... now you have to tell her it was YOU who let the secret out and not me
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ringworm 68,315 13
12/18/2003 10:40 PM
hey, you're the one who let slip privileged information. the lawsuit's all yours.
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Dann (With 2 n's) 2,210 10
06/21/2004 01:04 AM
Okay, so since I love this thread anyway, and Anita is stirring up so much ruckus, it's the very least I could do.
Before and After
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Dann (With 2 n's) 2,210 10
06/21/2004 01:05 AM
(apologies to Phuc)
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Dogs Akimbo 211,379 32
06/21/2004 01:19 AM
And to the rest of us! That was Frost-ing terrifying...
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TEDphat 6,408 9
06/21/2004 01:34 AM
You know what they say....
If a girl has her tongue pierced, she'll suck your dick.
If a guy has his tongue pierced, he'll suck your dick too.
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Emenius 1,433 10
06/21/2004 01:58 AM
And if the girl has her tongue pierced an an extra mouth on her forehead, she'll pay you to suck her dick, or something like that.
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TEDphat 6,408 9
06/21/2004 02:00 AM
HEY...you're not the real slim shady are you?
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Emenius 1,433 10
06/21/2004 02:06 AM
Uhhhhhh...
Word to your mother?
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Alcoholic Beverage 2,715 9
06/21/2004 02:10 AM
<action>sighs longingly</action>
Surely you could spare a bit of eyebrow, Anita?
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