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Dear King Kong,
An interesting fact that you may not be aware of is that the roof structure of the Empire State building was originally designed to be a mooring for airships.
Sincerely,
BobJohnson
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Hammerhead 59,399  14
01/02/2004 11:59 PM
They weren't trying to attack, they were trying to land?
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L'ombre de Dieu ou quelque chose comme ça 436 9
01/03/2004 12:01 AM
Airships are the perfect vessel for trans-Atlantic travel. Fast, large capacity, and safBLAM
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Tastes like.... Stoat 9,077 10
01/03/2004 12:09 AM
PS. Your giant gorilla penis would rip that blonde fitty to smithereens. Don't try it.
PPS. I have the same damn problem...
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HRH BobJohnson 178,045 22
01/03/2004 12:55 AM
Hmmmmm. Upon re-reading this thread, I'm not sure why I thought it was so funny when I posted it.
However, it should be noted that monkeys are very funny. As is trivia presented in odd situations.
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Livewire 78,229 13
01/03/2004 01:52 AM
Dear King Kong:
Where were you in September of 2001? We really needed a giant monster who could climb skyscrapers and swat down planes.
Thanks for nothing, banana breath.
-Livewire
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DemoMonkey 166,252 10
01/03/2004 06:28 PM
Not to climb to the top of a tall building and get shot because some blond tart won't give it up.
That is the law.
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ringworm 68,315 13
01/03/2004 06:39 PM
dear king kong,
baby misses you. send pampers.
love,
wormy
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King Kong 15,434 11
01/03/2004 07:16 PM
<action>throws Shakespeare at everyone</action>
aaaAAAaaaAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
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Mr.Glass' Tepid Lust for Life 25,340 11
01/03/2004 07:21 PM
Zeppelins!
Sure they may be a laughing stock now, but when my mighty flotilla of air pirates and mercenaries rape your beloved cities, it won't be so damn funny.
Rape velocity! RAMMING SPEED!
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Livewire 78,229 13
01/03/2004 09:06 PM
<action>leaps over the barrels tossed by King Kong and climbs a ladder.</action>
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juggernautbaby13 400 9
01/03/2004 09:08 PM
That was Donkey Kong, Emerson.
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ringworm 68,315 13
01/03/2004 09:09 PM
you've a rather astute grasp of the obvious.
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Tastes like.... Stoat 9,077 10
01/03/2004 10:07 PM
You really have a handle on those action tags...
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Bad Donkey 19,242 12
01/04/2004 01:16 AM
I almost did that earlier today, but then I remembered that I wasn't retarded.
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NeepNeep Put da lime in the coconut, WooWoo! 35,066 15
01/04/2004 02:27 AM
Dear King Kong.
I want to be an extra in your new movie. I would have to miss a few days of school, but I will meet Peter again.
Love, the future Sandra Bullock.
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King Dong 5,260 10
01/04/2004 02:37 AM
<action>Looks around thread befuddled...</action>
umm...oooo...sorry about that... these are someone else's letters...my bad...
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Whistler 185,889 44
01/04/2004 02:51 AM
Your Highness:
Any depilatory advice for the McManus boys?
Love,
W
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