HighSoci 30,076 18
01/07/2004 06:05 PM

I was so eager to just go and grab and look, but still trying to keep my composure and not look like a big horn dog at a cat show, I walked around calmly like I knew exactly what I was doing. The old man behind the counter had to be at least 70 years old and had a small television on the counter constantly playing porn. As I made my way pass all the guys standing around with smiles on their faces, I noticed the peepshow rooms. Oh how I wanted to just jump right in one and see what it was all about. Instead, I casually made my way over there like I was looking for a bathroom. I look to make sure no one is watching me and duck off into one of these rooms. They aren't really all that big, just enough room for you, a small bench, a wastebasket, and a wall with a monitor enclosed into it. I fumbled through my pocket looking for some quarters to feed into the machine so I could see what I could have saw for free on the old man's counter. As I found the first coin, I could hear the door in the booth beside me open and someone walk into the booth. I paid little attention as I was so eager to get the show on the road and take that final step into manhood. As the quarter fell into the slot, a movie already in progress began to play.

HighSoci 30,076 18
01/07/2004 06:05 PM

Maybe I was mistaken or maybe I was just really drunk, but on the screen before me, it appeared to be two men having sex. I had to give it a double take, but before I could really get my eyes focused enough to see, the monitor shut off asking for another coin. I had to see if I had really seen what I thought I had seen so I pulled out another quarter. As I looked down to put the quarter in the slot, I noticed a small round hole in the booth wall. It went to the booth beside me where I had heard the door open just moments before. Not only was there a hole there, but I also saw an eyeball in the hole moving around viciously looking for something. So being the nice drunk I was, I put the quarter in the slot and as the two guys Frost-ing came back on the screen, I raised my fist and busted the wall where the hole was as hard as I could. All I heard from the other side of the wall was a muffled "oof" and the door open quickly. I ran out to see if I could see the pervert that was trying to steal a private show of me, but he was really quick on leaving.

HighSoci 30,076 18
01/07/2004 06:05 PM

That is when I noticed I had stumbled into the gay section by mistake. Being more pissed than anything, I leave the store and refuse to mention it to any of the fellow airmen. The next day I get to work and one of our captains is walking around with a swollen black eye. The story I got from everyone was that he accidentally got hit with and elbow at one of the clubs, but deep down I think both of us knew the truth because he always looked at me strange after that night. I guess that was one of the biggest thrills in my life when I got to hit an officer and not get reprimanded for it due to the circumstances. I guess the "don't ask, don't tell" policy works after.

Ghandi with the Winds 15,434 11
01/07/2004 06:11 PM

I hope someone breaks your hands - so that you may never type again!!!

Greg Gregg local Mobster 27,000 12
01/07/2004 06:12 PM

Hey Hi, just a quick question.





Are you dupid?

I'm a Big Chunky Hunk..................w/ dimples 1,445 10
01/07/2004 06:28 PM

you are all gay I know him and this makes the story so much funnier to me... I can call him a gay porn addict now hehe

studio 2,001 10
01/07/2004 06:40 PM

glory holes are great























for me to poop on.

MissBehave 3,853 11
01/07/2004 06:41 PM

stumbled into the gay section by mistake.



heh heh, yea right! Not only that, your memory sure is vivid for being so wasted...or maybe you have frequented the establishment. Nevertheless, click:)

HighSoci 30,076 18
01/07/2004 06:42 PM

i don't ever forget stuff when i am drunk so that is why i remember everything... besides i'm a good drunk.... beer?

MissBehave 3,853 11
01/07/2004 06:44 PM

salud!

Needle Nguyen 23,705 11
01/07/2004 07:12 PM

Wow!!



Even the n00bs hate you.......





That is grounds for suicide or something....

HighSoci 30,076 18
01/07/2004 07:14 PM

well what are you waiting for.... kill yourself

Needle Nguyen 23,705 11
01/07/2004 07:18 PM

Since I am the Backbone of Gab, The Pillar of this community, killing myself would only draw you people back to working or spending time away from the computer.

Declan McManus 131,869 36
01/07/2004 07:30 PM

backbone of GAB





I'm sorry, Ngyuen, but an exoskeleton is not considered a backbone.

HighSoci 30,076 18
01/07/2004 07:33 PM

and besides you have to have a spine in order to be a backbone

John Hargrave 128,746 73
01/07/2004 10:37 PM

Ah -- yes, I read it this morning, and was going to run it as an article in the very near future. Sorry I didn't get a chance to before you posted it as a thread.

Ghandi with the Winds 15,434 11
01/07/2004 11:03 PM

Every day Gab slowly whittles away your Christian soul. Soon enough you'll be ready to lead the army of darkness...

Bob Spaowitz, The Kosher King 605 10
01/08/2004 12:21 AM

How exactly did John get clickies for that? Or was it just cause people like giving him clickies?

oooo omg i gave John Hargrove a clickie *faints*

Bob Spaowitz, The Kosher King 605 10
01/08/2004 12:21 AM

Hargrave that is...

Needle Nguyen 23,705 11
01/08/2004 12:33 AM

Hey he ain't the only one waiting to get his article published.







It was me John!!! that was mad funny yo!!!!!

Trixxie (Through me sum thin (Mister?) )Thibedeaux 65,021 15
01/08/2004 09:40 AM

I don't have Icons on at work, somebody please tell me that is not the real Hargrave. I would not think that he would endorse the piece of homophobic crap that is this thread. Not that I am taking up for the behavior of peep show glory holers but it this story is true, which I doubt, the author put himself in the situation and has no justification for violence.

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/08/2004 09:56 AM

This is a very egalitarian site. It pretty much dispenses hate to everyone equally. Today it seems to be the gays. tomorrow, the scotsmen. The day after that, blacks. The da

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/08/2004 09:58 AM

y after that, people who hit the "Enter" key by mistake. The day after that, pre-teen Tchaikovsky groupies. The day after that , Republicans.



Roll with it. The wheel will turn.

Trixxie (Through me sum thin (Mister?) )Thibedeaux 65,021 15
01/08/2004 09:59 AM

Yes but Hargrave has always held up that he drew the "free speach" line at ignorance and intolerance. For instance the word Ogden Nash is swear botted.

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/08/2004 10:06 AM

Yes but Hargrave has always held up that he drew the "free speach" line at ignorance and intolerance.



That's a fine intention, but one that this board doesn't even APPROACH conforming too, at least in the few months I've been here. This place is absolutely FILLED with loathing and casual cruelty. That's it's charm.



I find it odd that homophobia would be decried while complete misanthropy is heralded. It's not OK to hate gay men, but it is OK to hate everyone?

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/08/2004 10:10 AM

Sure, why not? You're not picking on a single group, unless you count stupid people.



I hope tolerance doesn't get enforced, I'd be one of the first to be banned.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
01/08/2004 10:11 AM

I'm pretty sure John was being sarcastic. If you read between the lines, you can clearly see "H i g h S o c i i s a F r o s t n u t"



See, John's so considerate, he even uses the swearbot in code.

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/08/2004 10:12 AM

Virn



Let me rephrase.



If it's OK (hell, encouraged) to hate everyone, why is it contemptible to hate one group?

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/08/2004 10:15 AM

because that's being bigoted. Nazis were bad because they killed just Jews. Russians were ok because they killed everybody.

Trae (Please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/08/2004 10:21 AM

Ok, I have a couple of comments. First, I thought the "article" was very funny. Secondly, why are n00bs picking on ANYONE? Do they not know their places?



Third, why is ok to chastize him for making a homophobic anecdote but the token black guy on the site doesn't get all bent out of shape after a few racial comments. Or the AIDS guy doesn't get upset when we ask when he's gonna die? Or the fat chick(s) are made fun of constantly and yet, still order a supersize fry and tell us about it.



Everyone who has been on this site for a while realizes that the majority of what is said on here is a JOKE.



Lighten the hell up.

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/08/2004 10:22 AM

Isn't hating only 1 group an improvement, since then there's at least SOME people that you aren't hating?



And doesn't that mean there's more love? Therefore, Bigotry=Love.



In other news, the Ministry of Plenty has announced that the irony ration has been increased from 7 posts a week to 5 post a week. All hail Big Hargrave!

Trixxie (Through me sum thin (Mister?) )Thibedeaux 65,021 15
01/08/2004 10:37 AM

The point I am not expressing well: We all make jokes off color humor - fine, not bitching. But if John Hargrave was serious about publishing that article it would have been an explicit approval of violence toward gays.

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/08/2004 10:39 AM

Well if you want to argue semantics, then hating everyone is just hating one group, people. Hating everyone is closer to love since you don't recognize racial, religious or sexual preference, you just hate them because they are alive.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/08/2004 10:42 AM

I didn't see it so much as violence towards gays. I saw it as violence towards someone trying to watch you get your stroke-on without permission.

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/08/2004 10:43 AM

I see where we disagree. I don't see any implicit moral or qualitative difference between posting in the threads and publishing an article.



In point of fact, I'm an opponent of any restrictions on free speech, an attitude at odds with my government and it's onerous "hate crime" laws.



I think the best defence against bigotry is positive role models, not reactionary thinking.



Brad nails.

Bunny and The Three Decades 5,695 11
01/08/2004 10:44 AM

Or the fat chick(s) are made fun of constantly and yet, still order a supersize fry and tell us about it.



Yikes, it seems I have been neglecting my duties. I haven't supersized any fries lately, but I was on the phone with Punkin one night when I "Texas-Sized" my order at Dairy Queen... I thought Punkin was going to Shakespeare herself.

Trae (Please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/08/2004 10:45 AM

<action> checks the token Funny-o-Meter





Yep, I'm afraid it's reached an all new low.

Trae (Please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/08/2004 10:45 AM

I'd never get fries if I can get onion rings.

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/08/2004 10:46 AM

I don't see where it was all that violent anyway. All he did waShakespeare the wall, not like he took him out back beat the Shakespeare out of him, stuck a nightstick up his ass and drug him around town behind his pickup.



If he had done that in the straight section I don't think us breeders would get in a huff about it. You premenstrual trixx?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/08/2004 10:46 AM

I just order a cup full of beef tallow.

Trae (Please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/08/2004 10:50 AM

Yeah I mean if it was true violence to GAY people, he would've opened the door and beaten the guy. He even states that the reason he hit the hole wasn't because of the subject matter and those who like that sort of thing, but was because the guy was trying to snarf in on his quarter. He wanted to watch his gay porn in peace.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/08/2004 10:52 AM

I heard getting cum in someone's eye will leave them with a swollen shiner. HighSoci bukkaked him.

Trae (Please return me to my upright position) 156,785 17
01/08/2004 10:54 AM

Well, I think he was just being porquentious.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/08/2004 10:55 AM

Amiligous observance.

Trixxie (Through me sum thin (Mister?) )Thibedeaux 65,021 15
01/08/2004 11:09 AM

The point I was trying to make is anyone can post anything in a thread. eat dead babies, rape you father, kill the queers. But Hargrave has to approve an article, approving that article would be wrong and perpuate ignorance and intolerance of Homosexuals. Is there anybody here that doesn't know what goes on inside of peep show booths? Anyway I don't believe for one minute that the auther of that article was or is in any doubt.

Trixxie (Through me sum thin (Mister?) )Thibedeaux 65,021 15
01/08/2004 11:10 AM

<postbear> Frost-ing Bigots, quit Frost-ing oppressing me.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/08/2004 11:11 AM

Trixx, I always thought truckers went into the booths for a quick roadside wank, but I never knew people watched me...er, them.

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/08/2004 11:17 AM

That depends on why he approves the articles. If it's "Is this inoffensive?", then you might be right. However I think it's more probably "Is this funny?", which is a very different criteria.



Eat babies, rape yo mama, kill the man, I pork seagulls, gays like to be covered in bechamel, whatever we say is funny BECAUSE it's so horribly inapropriate. The humour here is all about the shock value, about going "one step beyond" good taste.



I think Mr H just knows his audience.

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/08/2004 11:34 AM

what about all the articles he wrote about retards? Or is that ok because they don't know any better, or don't have a good lobby?

Trixxie (Through me sum thin (Mister?) )Thibedeaux 65,021 15
01/08/2004 11:37 AM

I disapproved of that article also. It's just the equal rights for sick godless perverted homosexual filth hits closer to home.



And yes I donate to special olympics.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
01/08/2004 11:40 AM

Trixxie has a point. With message board posts, you can easily say that the contents of the post belong to the poster, and the views expressed are not that of zug.com. Since the articles have an approval process, if one gets put up, then John has implicitly stated that those views are his own and gets opened up to lawsuits by thin-skinned money grubbers.



Kind of puts a damper on the funny, but that's our legal system for you.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/08/2004 11:43 AM

I volunteered to be a handler at the Special Olympics in Germany. The kid I was paired up with spoke no English, and I speak only the most rudimentary German. From outward appearances, I could see nothing wrong with him. But apparently he had issues with anger. This became obvious when we went from being a smiling German Kind snacking on a bratwurst to a ball of miniature rage that bit me on my ass.

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/08/2004 11:44 AM

"This article does not necessarily represent the views of the proprietor of this website."



That's why we have disclaimers.



"Approved" in this instance means "agree to publish" not "agree with the sentiments of".

Chance does not play well with others 171,270 14
01/08/2004 11:44 AM

I think the article was funny. I don't think he was bashing gays. He said "the pervert that was trying to steal a private show of me" He was upset that someone was trying to catch him jacking off. He wasn't trying to beat up the gay guy. He felt violated and showed the pervert a lesson.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/08/2004 11:45 AM

It was good, except he wrote "I was in the Air Force" when he meant "I am a closeted homosexual". Other than that, kudos!

Tastes like Chickens 286,326 61
01/08/2004 11:46 AM

WAITAMINUTE! WE HAVE A TOKEN BLACK GUY?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/08/2004 11:47 AM

<action>bows.</action>But don't tell anyone!

Chance does not play well with others 171,270 14
01/08/2004 11:48 AM

I wanna know who the token Aids victim is. I already know I'm one of the fat chicks.

Trixxie (Through me sum thin (Mister?) )Thibedeaux 65,021 15
01/08/2004 11:50 AM

We had DR but you really can't classify him as A Gabber anymore since he posts like once a year.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/08/2004 11:53 AM

Wait, Dead Robot was black?

Tastes like Chickens 286,326 61
01/08/2004 12:00 PM

Seriously, who's the black guy?

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/08/2004 12:02 PM

Pubah, of course.

John Hargrave 128,746 73
01/08/2004 01:20 PM

First, I didn't approve the article, because it was posted here. Let's not overlook that point.



However, I didn't see the article as gay-bashing. I saw it as a funny "turning the tables" on a voyeur who was peeping without permission. The fact that the voyeur seemed to be in a position of authority made it even funnier. The only way it could have been better is if it were a woman in a dressing room, knocking a guy with his own peephole.



So to me, Trixxie, gay had nothing to do with it. Although I agree with the sentiment expressed earlier that the author knew exactly what he was getting into. I mean, a second quarter? Guy's as gay as a french horn.

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/08/2004 01:21 PM

And this one time, at gay band camp...

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/08/2004 01:23 PM

Trixxie is in a bit of a huff today. She needs a either a good spa pampering, or a man spankering.

HighSoci 30,076 18
01/08/2004 03:14 PM

First off, I wasn't bashing gays. Me hitting the wall had nothing to do with it being because the guy was gay. It was more because he was trying to steal my thunder and get a look at something for free where most others have to pay.



Second, am I the only one here that realizes it was about bashing an officer and being able to get away with it? Maybe I should have made the story un-true and left all the gay section of it out.



Third, I have nothing against gay people or their life style. I have a few gay friends and actually find them easier to talk to about stuff than straight guys.





Fourth, well there isn't a fourth, but there could be.

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/08/2004 03:16 PM

Why don't you just admit that you were embarassed that another man had seen how tiny your penis was and move on?

HighSoci 30,076 18
01/08/2004 03:17 PM

I would have been, but I didn't have my penis out.....







































yet

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen. 4,888 13
01/08/2004 03:21 PM

I'd punch a peeping-tom's eyehole.



Gay, straight, questioning, whatever.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen. 4,888 13
01/08/2004 03:22 PM

John't right, the second quarter mention might as well have been a fanny pack and a lisp. (Is that old style gay?)

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/08/2004 03:22 PM

I saw that Captain on a Real World special. He dated Paul, the gentle homo from the Real World: New Orleans. We already knew he was a gayblade.

HighSoci 30,076 18
01/08/2004 03:31 PM

I really shouldn't have to clearify it, but I will so you will better understand the reason for the second quarter. As I had posted, the movie was already under way, but there wasn't any sex going on until a split second before it shut off. That is the reason for the second quarter to make sure that it was what I thought it was and wasn't just my sub-consious trying to tell me something.

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/08/2004 03:40 PM

So your subconscious keeps throwing out images of men having sex with each other?



Interesting.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen. 4,888 13
01/08/2004 03:41 PM

HA, look at how easy it was for you to come out defending. You are SO closet gay.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/08/2004 03:41 PM

What did you do when you were in the Air Force?

Aimless is a Girl Scout 54,807 10
01/08/2004 03:42 PM

Can I just say that I love everyone equally.















Except for that purple tela tubbie. He is obviously a black queer.

Ghandi with the Winds 15,434 11
01/08/2004 06:10 PM

I think soci is a genius - he got a lot more clickies by posting it in a thread ...



hmmm

HighSoci 30,076 18
01/08/2004 06:20 PM

So your subconscious keeps throwing out images of men having sex with each other?



No, that would be my computer that does that.



You are SO closet gay



Actually I am just secure with my manhood that it doesn't bother me to talk about it.



What did you do when you were in the Air Force?



I was a fuels technician.





he got a lot more clickies by posting it in a thread



which totally wasn't my intent, not saying partially, but just not totally

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
01/08/2004 08:56 PM

I was a fuels technician.



Heh, you pumped gas for less than the minimum wage.

Neurosis 109 10
01/08/2004 10:18 PM

Judging by who his superior officer was, I'm guessing that's not the only thing he was pumpin' for less than minimum wage.

Pubah 56,794 18
01/08/2004 10:25 PM

<action>looks up from his watermellon and fried chicken</action>



What is it you people needed the 'Black Perspective' on?

HighSoci 30,076 18
01/08/2004 10:32 PM

Heh, you pumped gas for less than the minimum wage





yeah but it all paid off when I got to play in the LOX

Pubah 56,794 18
01/08/2004 10:39 PM

Gas Pumpers have longer Hoses



Tell me you stompped a lox bubble and are collecting disability now...I'll respect you so much more.

Bob Spaowitz, The Kosher King 605 10
01/08/2004 10:52 PM

Let me just say to Mr. High and mighty John Hargrave!!

The french horn has no sexual preference

thank you

Frogpop 173,148 25
01/09/2004 01:34 AM

time to take that horn out of the instrument closet.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/09/2004 10:24 AM

You were a fuelie. Ha ha. Way to ace that ASVAB.

HighSoci 30,076 18
01/09/2004 02:53 PM

actually I scored a perfect 98% on the ASVAB... that was the only job available for the time I wanted to ship out and I was only gonna be doing it for 2 years anyway until I could get transfered over to OSI since I already have a certification in law enforcement.

ringworm 68,315 13
01/09/2004 03:09 PM

what the hell is a perfect 98%?

Rolling Stones for DemoMonkey 30,076 18
01/09/2004 03:11 PM

the highest you can make on the ASVAB

Ghandi with the Winds 15,434 11
01/09/2004 03:13 PM

actually I scored a perfect 98% on the ASVAB



This proves that many intelligent people are idiots.



Yeah!! Score a perfect score!!! I'm smart - WOO WOO - I'm gonna join the military!!! Woo WOO!!

Rolling Stones for DemoMonkey 30,076 18
01/09/2004 03:16 PM

yeah that's EXACTLY why i joined

Prof. Bob Spaowitz, Jew Thought You Knew 605 10
01/09/2004 03:17 PM

I scoredperfect on the ASVAB as well and then after the recruiter asked me what i wanted to do in the military for the 5th time and for the 5th time i replied "Professional Mattress Tester" they stopped hassling me

Frost-ing Army Emersons

ringworm 68,315 13
01/09/2004 03:20 PM

highest possible afqt is 99. guess what i got.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/09/2004 03:21 PM

Your recruiter saw you coming from a mile away, huh HighSoci?

Prof. Bob Spaowitz, Jew Thought You Knew 605 10
01/09/2004 03:23 PM

It was cause HighSoci was holding is football in his left hand while he was taking it...

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/09/2004 03:25 PM

I was in the same training squadron as the wretched POL fuels career field, the 366 TRS at Sheppard AFB, TX. Oh how I hated the fuelie and his uber-challenging 6-week truck driver's course.

Rolling Stones for DemoMonkey 30,076 18
01/09/2004 03:25 PM

no, i went to him and told him the day i wanted in and if he couldn't let me go in at that time, then i wasn't going.... didn't want to here all his lies or what they had to offer

Rolling Stones for DemoMonkey 30,076 18
01/09/2004 03:27 PM

what year where you there? I was there in feb-march 1998

Rolling Stones for DemoMonkey 30,076 18
01/09/2004 03:28 PM

oops 1997

no_key_bandit 76,490 10
01/09/2004 03:29 PM

Air Force != "uber-challenging"



Even the Navy makes fun of the Air Force.

Rolling Stones for DemoMonkey 30,076 18
01/09/2004 03:33 PM

Even the Navy makes fun of the Air Force.





yeah now there's a better choice... if you like wearing your name on your butt in training

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen. 4,888 13
01/09/2004 03:45 PM

A recruiter frind of mine says that you do not take the ASVAB to fail, if you know what I mean.

ringworm 68,315 13
01/09/2004 03:47 PM

Air Force != "uber-challenging"



uh yeah, that's why i chose it.

Hammerhead is a proud Papa 59,399 14
01/09/2004 04:10 PM

I scored a 98% on the ASVAB. The recruiter wanted me to go as soon as I graduated HS. The Navy guy in the same building wanted me to be a nuclear submariner. Nuke Sub School has a 60% drop rate. I had no idea what I wanted to do in the AF, so I didn't join. Best decision of my life. Although after I dissapointed the AF recruiter, the Marine guys wouldn't leave me the Frost alone. They called once a week for three months to get me to join. Frostin Jarheads.

no_key_bandit 76,490 10
01/09/2004 04:15 PM

"...Frostin Jarheads...



Bite your tongue blasphemer!

The reason they wouldn't leave you alone is because you were probably too wishy washy and wouldn't say one way or another.

Hammerhead is a proud Papa 59,399 14
01/09/2004 04:23 PM

After I told them in person, twice, I wouldn't join any branch, they kept calling to see if I changed my mind. I became friends with the recruiters, because they all came to my school. I finally ended up having to not take their calls and ignore them when they did come to my HS. I thought about joining the Navy, because the recruiter wasn't as pushy as the other guys. I'm glad I stayed away.

Tastes like Chickens 286,326 61
01/09/2004 04:25 PM

What did you do when you were in the Air Force?



I was a fuels technician.



yeah, he was constantly fueling up those hottie pilots, and sometimes he would fuel up his CO. Lots and lots of fueling up he did. Every once and a while, they would reach around and fuel him up too.

Tastes like Chickens 286,326 61
01/09/2004 04:26 PM

actually I scored a perfect 98% on the ASVAB



A perfect 100% is possible, but that would mean you were too smart to sign up. You lose two points when you sign your name.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/09/2004 07:18 PM

Hey no_key, what branch of the service were you in?

no_key_bandit 76,490 10
01/09/2004 07:20 PM

The Marine Corps...

for eight years, two weeks and three days.

no_key_bandit 76,490 10
01/09/2004 07:20 PM

I did not score a perfect (or imperfect) 98%.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
01/09/2004 07:23 PM

I was going to say, I thought if you scored a 33% or above, they deemed you "Unbrainwashable" and gave you the boot from the Corps.

Ghandi with the Winds 15,434 11
01/09/2004 07:26 PM

If you take the ASVAB at a Navy Recruiting Station - you can score....





That is if you're into men in white bell bottoms.

no_key_bandit 76,490 10
01/09/2004 07:31 PM

The USMC required that I identify a what a paper was 3 out of 5 times.

Rolling Stones for DemoMonkey 30,076 18
01/09/2004 07:42 PM

MARINES: Men Are Riding In Navy Equipment, Sir.

ChickenOnCrack 48 10
02/25/2004 03:52 PM

That is the funniest story I have ever read. My hat off to you, as well as my pants as long as you don't bust me in the eye.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/25/2004 03:54 PM

Look-Highsoci is back under a new name.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/25/2004 04:41 PM

I'm flattered, but confused.

HighSoci 30,076 18
02/25/2004 05:12 PM

What the hell? Why is it everytime someone has something good to say about me, others have to go and assume it is me? I'm not a glory seeker nor do I care to be one. I guess this chicken's crack.... oops I mean chicken on crack knows when he/she reads something funny.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/25/2004 05:15 PM

You may not be a glory seeker, but you certainly are a glory hole seeker.

HighSoci 30,076 18
02/25/2004 05:18 PM

You wanna Frost me don't ya?

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/25/2004 05:20 PM

HighSoci



I think TTJ was talking about the post ABOVE "chicken on crack"'s.

HighSoci 30,076 18
02/25/2004 05:24 PM

OH, that would explain a lot then. Of course that name was for you when you wanted me to give you satisfaction. Of course that was right before I lost intrest in the popularity contest of GAB.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/25/2004 05:28 PM

HighSoci (is that pronounced Hy So kee? or Hy So sie?), Ive looked at your pic and no.



No I dont want to Frost you.

BunBun 126 10
02/25/2004 05:29 PM

I'm not a glory seeker nor do I care to be one.



I wonder if I could find a profession as a "glory hole seeker", just wandering about with my divining rod in hand.

HighSoci 30,076 18
02/25/2004 05:30 PM

Hi So Cy





and thanks for not wanting to Frost me

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/25/2004 05:32 PM

heheh BunBun.



Clean cut kid: (smiles and giggles) "Its this way! Follow me!"



porn music and the smell of stale man goo hits our heroes



"Um. No. This way..."

BunBun 126 10
02/25/2004 11:02 PM

porn music and the smell of stale man goo hits our heroes



Just the smell? Who told you I was shooting blanks again?

TableTopHighSoci 30,076 18
04/13/2004 03:23 PM

Wow someone really loves me.... never realized I had so many clickies in this thread on my posts. Don't know who you are, but thanks.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
04/13/2004 03:33 PM

Well, yeah. People didn't mind clicking you before you did that thing that Jeff says we can't talk about anymore.

ringworm 68,315 13
04/13/2004 03:49 PM

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