Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
01/12/2004 03:39 PM

It's almost like a drunk Daggy wrote it.



So cute!

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
01/12/2004 03:40 PM

veerify???



Two words:



SPELL CHECK!!

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/12/2004 03:41 PM

Hey! I clicked on that link and I couldn't put in my information. Maybe I should email it instead?

Fratberry 282,615 53
01/12/2004 03:41 PM

Or its like Citibank is now located in Flappy Cooter, Arkansas.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
01/12/2004 03:42 PM

li@citi.com was the address it gave me.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
01/12/2004 03:43 PM

I particularly like this line:



pcortetion -5- becaurse



I think adding random numbers in the middle of sentances should be added to the gab lexicon.

owtytrof 8 9
01/12/2004 03:54 PM

Adding random numbers 3 in the middle of your 78 sentences lends 13 creditbility.

Tastes like Chickens 286,326 61
01/12/2004 04:12 PM

On a similar note, I just got one with the following body:

spectrophotometer jiggle hun remit helmsmen cubic chimique pip scraggly resin brash particulate halogen amphibious cursory warrior waxwork millenarian philanthropic proverbial actaeon elate transmitted heretic staunton bongo refereeing debility kaskaskia

dally awoke housebroken pragmatism clergymen hypertensive calumet debugger d'etat carbide katmandu byrd grunt petticoat disparate anther buffalo brigadier olympic whelk vigorous discuss spaghetti scarce amphioxis counterpoint lafayette eyewitness beachcomb

springboard rockefeller nettlesome subterfuge tulip deja ticket projectile egret invention allyn derby announce contraband

bryn parr counteract desolater euterpe jessie atwood chisholm easygoing taiwan

handy bellboy thermal crocodilian architecture eighteenth clinch cutler globulin catharsis carbonium crystalline admitting lagrangian insight dunbar dissertation

controvertible chippendale condemnatory fatima covariant legato irma antiperspirant erroneous pave verlag speculate



What do you think they were selling? Dictionaries?

Gonzo 20,522 17
01/12/2004 05:16 PM

By repeating that, you've opened a portal to the demon realm.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
01/12/2004 06:36 PM

springboard rockefeller nettlesome subterfuge tulip



It's a cryptic hip -1- hop rhyme!

Captain Ghandi Darling 15,434 11
01/12/2004 06:39 PM

I had a newspaper with this as an article :



Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Phasellus congue condimentum mauris. Vestibulum porta. Mauris et nibh sed nulla dictum accumsan. Quisque aliquet. In lobortis. Phasellus tincidunt elit vel metus. In purus ipsum, blandit vel, sagittis quis, volutpat a, odio. Proin diam turpis, laoreet vitae, condimentum vitae, tempor ut, nulla. Cras at risus sit amet mauris commodo tristique. Proin blandit, ligula a molestie faucibus, nisl augue aliquet dolor, tincidunt rhoncus sem nibh nec justo. Nam quis magna malesuada est auctor pharetra. Integer porta commodo orci. Vestibulum cursus iaculis ligula.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
01/12/2004 06:44 PM

Looks like someone forgot to take out the greek.

Captain Ghandi Darling 15,434 11
01/12/2004 06:51 PM

Looks like someone forgot to take out the greek.



It's actually a Flamenco Song!!!

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
02/05/2004 01:30 PM

This one is even better!



_Dear_ Citbiank _Client_,



This_ letter was sent_ by the_ Citicards servers to

veerify your _email_ addres.

You mustt cemlotpe this pcseros by clicking on _the link

beelow and enntering in the little _window your citi_bank

ATM/Debit full_card nummber and PIN that you use on Atm_Machine.

This is done - for_your poetcrtion -b- becouse some_of_our

members no lnoger have acecss to their email adersedss

and we must verify it.



http://citibanking.com:%79%59%520%4b%5a@%70%66%72%6d6%66%64%6b%63%2e%44%61%2e%72%75/%3f%652%69%4a4%51



To veerify your email_ adress and accees your bank

account, clic on the link _below.



BpRTt

Chance 171,270 14
02/05/2004 01:34 PM

Citibank must have a bunch of 5 year olds working for them. You'd think with such an official letter like that they could at least use spell check.

Frogpop 173,148 25
02/05/2004 03:55 PM

BpRTt



How embarrassing! Luckily for me, Yahoo mail has a burp filter for all my outgoing emails.