Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
01/14/2004 10:12 PM

I never thought the World Wildlife Fund really fit the image of "badass".

Pubah 56,794 18
01/14/2004 10:12 PM

<action>Pictures a 100 year old, leather clad, Wrestling fan Biker with a fixation on the things of death</action>



Laughs his ass off!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
01/14/2004 10:13 PM

It's not as funny as a dead woman wearing a bad ass shirt.

Jesus H. Christ 908 9
01/14/2004 10:16 PM

I don't believe you. I think you made it up. I think a 100 year old bad ass is funny, it has a good wholesum humor in it. The shirt sounds like it came from Wal-mart and I bet you drive a frontier. 23-28 thousand a year and you end up in TGI Fridays trying to pick up waitress Tiffany every other night becaue your mom brings her dates home and you can't stand the noise.



Good shot. But don't lie.

Pubah 56,794 18
01/14/2004 10:19 PM

<action>Impersonates Church Lady</action>



A little AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL, don't you think?



Hmmmmmmmmm?

Hollis with a twist of lime! 7,284 14
01/14/2004 10:25 PM

Nope, this is not a lie. Come to my house and see her! Ah it is so damn funny though to watch her hobble through the house on her walker with a shirt that screams American Bad Ass.

Pubah 56,794 18
01/14/2004 10:28 PM

How many weeks has she had said 'Bad Ass' shirt on?



Does it have skid marks yet?

Jesus H. Christ 908 9
01/14/2004 10:29 PM

Someone should call the police, Hollis has an old lady trapped in his house and he's living out some kinda sick and twisted homo-erotic fantasy.

Hollis with a twist of lime! 7,284 14
01/14/2004 10:55 PM

Someone should call the police, Hollis has an old lady trapped in his house and he's living out some kinda sick and twisted homo-erotic fantasy.



It's her house. I am a she!

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
01/14/2004 10:56 PM

I thought this was a thread about Feeble.

Pubah 56,794 18
01/14/2004 11:05 PM

<action>Before anyone else says it</action>



You're of the female persuasian, Hollis



Then Post Pics of Your Anatomy

(PPYA)

Pubah 56,794 18
01/14/2004 11:05 PM

or fingernails...whichever you prefer

Jesus H. Christ 908 9
01/14/2004 11:06 PM

Listen Hollis it's going to be alright, who is the old lady... ? we're going to hold the line awhile and try to get you some help... you just try to relax, Opra is on channel 32...

Hollis with a twist of lime! 7,284 14
01/14/2004 11:33 PM

AAAAH! Oprah can't help me now...the Bad Ass herself is chasing me through the house on that damned walker....helllllp!

Hollis with a twist of lime! 7,284 14
01/14/2004 11:34 PM

<action>is knocked out</action>

Hollis with a twist of lime! 7,284 14
01/14/2004 11:35 PM

Hello, this is Hollis's grandmother. I knocked Hollis out with my walker. She is on the ground, bleeding profusely! Hmph, that's what she gets for messing around with a true bad ass!

Hollis with a twist of lime! 7,284 14
01/14/2004 11:36 PM

Hollis back now...



BAH you old bitch! Die die die!!

Hollis with a twist of lime! 7,284 14
01/14/2004 11:37 PM

<action>wrestles her grandmother to the ground</action>

Pubah 56,794 18
01/14/2004 11:37 PM

<action>Drinks a beer and crushes it on his head</action>



Hit her with a folding chair!!

Kato 23,705 11
01/14/2004 11:38 PM

While you were out, your grandma raped you and shoved her walker up your hooter.

Pubah 56,794 18
01/14/2004 11:38 PM

What?







Use The People's Elbow! Works every time on channel 12!

Hollis with a twist of lime! 7,284 14
01/14/2004 11:40 PM

<action>uses the People's Elbow</action>



If you smellllllelelelelelelelelEL....

what Hollis is cookin'.

ringworm 68,315 13
01/14/2004 11:41 PM

there's something very norman bates-ish about this hollis character.

Kato 23,705 11
01/14/2004 11:43 PM

Reee Reeeee Reeeeeee

Pubah 56,794 18
01/14/2004 11:49 PM

<action>Watches Hollis' tounge flicker when she says "smell"</action>



Yeah baby...do it again.



Beat her with your Intergalactic WWFRTW Television Title belt.

Chubbz 52 9
01/14/2004 11:56 PM

Get Vince McMahn to take on your grandmother in a cage match live on paperview. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!!! GERIATRIC SURVIVOR CAGE MATCH

Pubah 56,794 18
01/14/2004 11:59 PM

Paperview?

Does that mean cash only for payments?

Declan McManus: P.I. of Love! 131,869 36
01/15/2004 04:05 AM

<action> In his best Michael Buffer voice: Let's Get Ready to RUUUUUUMMMBLE!

Tastes like Chickens 286,326 61
01/15/2004 07:48 AM

Declan, I am shocked, yes shocked, that you evehn know that man's name.

Frogpop le Quebecois Separatiste 173,148 25
01/15/2004 07:52 AM

Buffer!? But Declan's gay!

JustPlainDave 3,588 9
12/31/2004 01:20 AM

I had to surrender mine to Grandma



dood, you;re making me sick here,,,,,have some self esteem.....

Hollis needs a new name 7,284 14
12/31/2004 01:22 AM

Who are you and why did you bring this thread up?



And I'm not a dude!

JustPlainDave 3,588 9
12/31/2004 01:24 AM

im an old semi-noob who fell out the loop....and now im back, i think.....and im pickin on old threads acsue thats what i do best....

either way youre a pervert!

Hollis needs a new name 7,284 14
12/31/2004 01:26 AM

looks like i'm not the only one with a broken shift key

JustPlainDave 3,588 9
12/31/2004 01:28 AM

THE SHIFT KEY IS FOR LOSERS!!!!

Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 8
12/31/2004 02:27 PM

Poof.

Crazy but Smart Scottish Boy 263 8
12/31/2004 02:28 PM

You are a sad strange, little man.

TheFoye 55,700 16
12/31/2004 02:30 PM

Eat me raw through a flavor straw!

the ringworm of the future, today! 68,315 13
12/31/2004 02:50 PM

speaking of straws, someone try out the line, "i'd sip your diarrhea through a short straw just to get next to that ass" tonight and let me know how it works out for you.

Last Years Chit (use before 12-31-04) 178,742 15
12/31/2004 02:52 PM

Whoever uses that line would have to be Shakespearefaced !

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
12/31/2004 02:53 PM

Damn.

the ringworm of the future, today! 68,315 13
01/01/2005 11:11 PM

so, did anyone try it? i forgot about it, though i did use it to make reference to the flower girl at the bar earlier. no one heard me. it's probably for the best.



in other news, UT beat michigan. hook 'em, mother-Frosters.