DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/20/2004 04:51 PM

A scanned photo of boobs would also probably be accepted.



Or did the ex get the scanner too?

no_key_bandit 76,490 10
01/20/2004 04:51 PM

Whenever you ask yourself, "Should I share a photo of my boobs?" The answer is always "yes."

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/20/2004 04:51 PM

any boobage is appreciated.



I'll be waiting, my kleenex at the ready...

2004: Year Of Lila's Milkshake! 78,550 13
01/20/2004 04:52 PM

I think any shape or form of SUYT would be acceptable to the males of Gab.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 04:56 PM

Uh huh. The ex took all the techno toys. He built a decent computer for the kiddos, but my smallville hick town doesn't have high-speed internet so what the hell good does it do me. Point being, even if I could take the photo, I don't think it would be good form to upload it here at work. Or would it?

Do I smell a promotion?



Anyway... so boobs... coming soon to a computer near you.

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/20/2004 04:58 PM

how freaking big is the photo? dial-up should be able to handle it. If you can post to gab, you can send one picture to me, uh I mean us.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
01/20/2004 04:59 PM

All you got were the kids??? What a horrible deal!

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 05:00 PM

OH. I forgot to mention that I'm a spoiled brat who has not had to use dial up for years and refuse to do so. I post to Gab from work. The irony is that even after my photo gets posted, I won't get to go look at it.

Not that I need to, but, you know...

DemoMonkey, the Simian Who Would Be King. 166,252 10
01/20/2004 05:01 PM

Much like cereal box contests, you can also submit a hand-drawn fascimile.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 05:01 PM

( * Y * )

no_key_bandit 76,490 10
01/20/2004 05:02 PM

"Do I smell a promotion?"



Have your boss take a digital topless photo of you and then post it here.



Everyone wins!

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 05:09 PM

"Have your boss take a digital topless photo of you and then post it here."



Somehow, I think that just might violate some type of of office policy. If only I could think of the phrase they use for unwanted sexual attention.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
01/20/2004 05:11 PM

unwanted sexual attention



For most of us, it's "anal penetration"

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 05:12 PM

No seriously guys, I'm still waiting. Where's the boobage?

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 05:15 PM

I sent it to be posted to the boobs page. How long does that usually take?

Mr.Glass' Tepid Lust for Life 25,340 11
01/20/2004 05:15 PM

I left it in my other pants...

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 05:16 PM

Frost that P-Base it ASAP. I can't hold it forever.

Crazylegs Trae 156,785 17
01/20/2004 05:23 PM

Regular camera, hold in front of naked chest, take picture, develop on disc, upload to pbase.com, post...

Crazylegs Trae 156,785 17
01/20/2004 05:24 PM

I DARE YOU.

no_key_bandit 76,490 10
01/20/2004 05:24 PM

REPEAT!!!



(You always forget "repeat")

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 05:29 PM

OK OK Can't refuse a dare...

Chili 8,880 12
01/20/2004 05:31 PM

What exactly did you cram up under your tits there? A Shakespearezu?

ringworm 68,315 13
01/20/2004 05:32 PM

gawd dayumn.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 05:33 PM

just a bra that was a size too small.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 05:35 PM

You LIE!

Supercunt 19,936 13
01/20/2004 05:35 PM

more

Crazylegs Trae 156,785 17
01/20/2004 05:36 PM

If those are your's then they are hitting your belly once the rubber band comes off.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 05:36 PM

Nope. No lie. I was cursed with large breasticles. OK, maybe not cursed. It's a blessing and a curse.

Woe is me...

no_key_bandit 76,490 10
01/20/2004 05:36 PM

Very nice SHP!

Now. Bra-less and don't forget to Repeat!!!

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 05:38 PM

They are not perky, like yours, Trae. *Cries*

But they're big. Doesn't that count for ANYTHING??

butternuts 14,362 10
01/20/2004 05:38 PM

You've, uh, got a piece of food between your tits.

52 9
01/20/2004 05:41 PM

No, that was just me. Sorry.

Eric The lost Jackson 23,705 11
01/20/2004 05:42 PM

Her tits are sooooooo big..... there resting on her Poe

Supercunt 19,936 13
01/20/2004 05:43 PM

I wanna Frost your goddamn brains out

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 05:45 PM

I want to blow your brains out.

Crazylegs Trae 156,785 17
01/20/2004 05:46 PM

Big hanging boobies aren't good if you can get trapped under them and suffocate.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
01/20/2004 05:47 PM

Woe is me...



Did anyone else read this as "Whore is me"?

Supercunt 19,936 13
01/20/2004 05:47 PM

I hope you're a chick.

Crazylegs Trae 156,785 17
01/20/2004 05:48 PM

Yeah, you don't want to make that mistake twice, Scoot.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 05:49 PM

Nerd,

Unless you meant you wanted me to blow YOUR brains out, I'm hurt..





And yes, for the record, I am a chick.

Supercunt 19,936 13
01/20/2004 05:50 PM

getting blown by a dude twice would suck twice as bad

butternuts 14,362 10
01/20/2004 05:51 PM

So what does your face look like?

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 05:52 PM

ANYWAY.. part of the reason I am posting my boobs today is becaue I'm considering having the mole on my right breast removed. It's not a health issue, rather a vanity issue. Some men I ask say no, it gives my boobs character. Others say that it's ok either way.



Opinions?

Crazylegs Trae 156,785 17
01/20/2004 05:52 PM

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



She has a face?

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 05:53 PM

I wasn't talking to you Panda, way to hurt my feelings however by calling me a Nerd.



Psshhh.

Supercunt 19,936 13
01/20/2004 05:54 PM

lose the mole.









So, can I Frost your brains out?

2004: Year Of Lila's Milkshake! 78,550 13
01/20/2004 05:54 PM

Men do not equate jugs with character, my friend.

Plus, you have now characterized yourself on Gab as a slut and nothing you say from now on will be respected at all.



Hope you're happy!

butternuts 14,362 10
01/20/2004 05:54 PM

No, no, keep it there. It'll give the medical examiner a way to identify the torso.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 05:54 PM

Face isn't bad. Haven't been brown bagged once, sometimes he even asks me to leave the light on.

The Great El Woundo is HOME!!! 2,110 9
01/20/2004 05:55 PM

Is there hair growing out of the mole? Teh sexy!

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 05:55 PM

Men do not equate jugs with character



I so read that as men do not ejaculate with character.











We do. With Kermit.

Crazylegs Trae 156,785 17
01/20/2004 05:56 PM

So, can I Frost your brains out?



Silly Scooter, you know girls who show their boobs don't have brains.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 05:56 PM

Well sorry, I forgot, I'm not a man, I'm a boy.







Please protect me from the *was black but now is white* man!!!

2004: Year Of Lila's Milkshake! 78,550 13
01/20/2004 05:57 PM

If you guys are all so tit-crazy, I heard Springer has several unedited DVD's out now.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 05:58 PM

I would do anything to see that mans boobs.

Delicious Jane 173,958 15
01/20/2004 05:59 PM

All Springer has is white trash tits. If you want class, Sharon Osbourne seems to enjoy flashing. Try watching her show.

butternuts 14,362 10
01/20/2004 05:59 PM

Don't listen to Lila. We don't see breast photos as a sign of sluttiness.



Sad cry for attention, yes. Pathetic attempt at getting praise from losers who live in their mom's basement, yes. Sign that you're a slut, no.



Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the whole SUYT thing, but 50% of the people on this planet have honest to goodness tits (the mastectomies cancle out the bitch-tits) so you're only impressing the Scooter Browns of the world.



Until we see the rest of you you're on the "fat girl" list with Lila.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 06:00 PM

Respect? I wasn't hoping for any. I thought that Gabbers disrespected everybody equally.



And I do too have brains.



My mom said if I showed my boobs that people would like me.



I should have stopped listening to her after her second twelve pack of the day.



Damn her.

Crazylegs Trae 156,785 17
01/20/2004 06:00 PM

Finally, someone says it.

2004: Year Of Lila's Milkshake! 78,550 13
01/20/2004 06:02 PM

Here, here, nutbutter.



Except for the me being fat part.

Supercunt 19,936 13
01/20/2004 06:03 PM

Trae, are you feeling neglected. Do I need to jack off right now while thinking about having you smother me with your giant titties? Would that make you feel better? I'll do it.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 06:03 PM

Too bad you haven't gone through puberty yet.

Crazylegs Trae 156,785 17
01/20/2004 06:04 PM

<action> tousles Scooters hair



Gee, thanks Scooter.

butternuts 14,362 10
01/20/2004 06:05 PM

Until we see proof, you're fat.



The only reason girls don't show their picture is because they're fat. Chicks just LOVE hearing how pretty they are so you know if they were attractive they'd show their photos.



Men, we don't care. I'll show my fat, ugly mug to anybody who cares to see it.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 06:07 PM

*gives up hope of being one of the popular girls*



I guess I should take out my nipple rings too.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 06:07 PM

Show me yours and I'll show you mine!

butternuts 14,362 10
01/20/2004 06:09 PM

There's still a way to save your popularity, SHP. Try being funny, interesting, smart, etc.



Don't go for the easy route.



Then again, I'm not funny so if I had tits like yours I'd be flaunting 'em too.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 06:10 PM

I'm not funny, nor do I have man breasts.





Hmmmmm, what to do....









AHA!!

My name shall be DemoNerd! Instant popularity!

2004: Year Of Lila's Milkshake! 78,550 13
01/20/2004 06:12 PM

My ego is virtually non-existent. Therefore, the last thing I'm going to do is show my pic to a bunch of computer nerds who will spend every waking moment critiquing and photoshopping every feature imaginable.

No, you can assume I'm fat til the cows come home. You guys will NOT be seeing my pic any time soon.

Crazylegs Trae 156,785 17
01/20/2004 06:12 PM

"Mommy, why do you have earrings in your mama nummies?"



Classy.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 06:13 PM

I couldn't care less as to whether the Gab guys think I'm pretty or attractive or fat or whatever.



I'm an adventurous type, I am confident, and I just felt that today was a SUYT type of day for me.



I'm not stupid or slutty, either.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 06:16 PM

I'll show you my tits!!!!

butternuts 14,362 10
01/20/2004 06:18 PM

Oh come on, SHP, EVERYONE cares what Gab guys think. If you don't, you SHOULD. We're all that matter. We can make or break you. If we don't like you, your life is over.



We're like Tony Soprano but without all the guns, hot chicks, money, power, and personal grooming skills.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 06:19 PM

Wow. Some of you are awfully judgemental for a group that seems to embrace all walks of life.



I spent a lot of time reading threads and such, following the rules for the "noobs" and hoping that I didn't offend anyone. I didn't jump in with a bunch of nonsense and make myself look like a fool.



I even got a few clickies along the way.



I like it here, I'm staying, and I'm not ashamed of who I am or what I do.

Crazylegs Trae 156,785 17
01/20/2004 06:19 PM

<action> adjusts dress, fixes hair



Nutbutter, do I look ok today? I mean, if not I can change. Really... I CAN CHANGE!

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 06:21 PM

Why are you wearing a dress, slut? Did I say you could leave the kitchen? BEGINE!

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 06:21 PM

...Frost...

butternuts 14,362 10
01/20/2004 06:23 PM

Yes, Trae, that's a lovely pantsuit you're wearing today. Very Hillary.



SHP, we're only breaking you in. So far you're passing with flying colors. Welcome to Gab.



We gotta do something about the whole "fat list" thing though.

Supercunt 19,936 13
01/20/2004 06:25 PM

holy damn I need a nap now. Thanks Trae.

butternuts 14,362 10
01/20/2004 06:25 PM

And what makes you think we embrace all walks of life? Where the HELL did you get that idea?



We only like white nerdish males between the ages of 17 and 36 and the few females who will talk to us.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 06:25 PM

YES!

181,718 70
01/20/2004 06:35 PM

Well I'm not in a corner, crying, trying to change my identity.



Yet.



Hooray for me.

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/20/2004 06:39 PM

sorry I missed this, I left work, damn me!



panda, I respect you for posting it and I personally think they are very nice I see no signs of fatness, and trust me I can spot it. Of course it depends on your definition of fat. I can assure you mine is different than say lila's. Sometimes I think lila thinks Calista Flockhart could lose a couple pounds.



Anyway, as for the the mole, keep it. It's a nice little speedbump when tittie Frost-ing.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 06:42 PM

SHP changing her identity

MissBehave 3,853 11
01/20/2004 06:42 PM

If you're concerned about removing the mole, then keep it and call it a beauty mark.

dinesh 24,862 16
01/20/2004 06:43 PM

express yourself. suyt!



i vote you do whatever you really want, but if you're really looking for opinions, mine is: keep it unless it's cancerous and needs removal.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 06:47 PM

Virn, aside from the speedbump comment, I got about as much sincerity from that as I'd get from a used car salesman named Cletus telling me that he would "personally guarantee" this "classic automobile". But I could be wrong...

ringworm 68,315 13
01/20/2004 06:47 PM

no, remove it. they're just gross. plus, you don't want anyone massaging your teats and inadvertently ripping the thing off. that would probably hurt.

MissBehave 3,853 11
01/20/2004 06:49 PM

Yeah, but it would hurt so good.

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/20/2004 06:50 PM

actually you are wrong, that was the real me, I let it sneak in every once in awhile. If I was going to be mean it wouldn't be veiled, it would be blatant like butternuts there. And if it was sarcasm, you would know it. I had to start and end with an amusing note, just to keep up my reputation.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 06:53 PM

I'm the kind of girl who gets along better with men than with women. So if Trae and Lila don't like me it's no big surprise.



And I don't get along better with men because I am an easy lay.



It's just that I laugh at poo and fart jokes, don't get all freaked out when the strippers show up, and I am so up front about things that I make most women nervous.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 06:55 PM

Like AIDS and genital herpes.

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/20/2004 06:56 PM

but you are an easy lay? that's just not the reason guys like you?

Delicious Jane 173,958 15
01/20/2004 06:56 PM

Get's along better with men than women...doesn't get upset when the strippers show up...

I've got it! You're gay, right?

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/20/2004 06:59 PM

Nope.

I am just easygoing me who doesn't have insecurity issues.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 07:00 PM

...and you like it up the butt.

Delicious Jane 173,958 15
01/20/2004 07:02 PM

Easy-going with no insecurity problems? You sound perfect for Mookie. I'm sure he'd just love to give you insecurity problems. BTW, keep the mole. It adds character to something that every other woman has.

2004: Year Of Lila's Milkshake! 78,550 13
01/20/2004 07:06 PM

Jesus Frost-ing Christ, WHEN did I say I didn't LIKE you?!

For the love of...the girl SUHT and suddenly the paranoia sets in.

Girl, I don't care WHAT you do. I only outlined the reason I do not post MY picture here, clothed or unclothed. Lots of these kids are bastards (I've been here a lot longer and I've seen them do their worst) and I'm not giving 'em any ammo.



I've seen you half naked, you should prolly lighten up now.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
01/20/2004 07:07 PM

Wow, Nerd's showing quite the propensity for MSPaint drawing. It's almost like having El Volante back. Except for the funny, anyway.

Bad Donkey 19,242 12
01/20/2004 07:07 PM

Hey, panda.



Nice hogs.

Pubah 56,794 18
01/20/2004 07:54 PM

Panda,

Keep the mole (no telling what the scar will look like) until it's life threatening. Get a bigger tit-sling, your mamaries will love you for it.



Trae,

You've shown us your monsterous man manipulators and yet I imagine you have quite the brain.



Lila,

A picture of that famous anus (ass) of yours would be appreciated and adorn the celing of my refrigerator box.



Thank you for your attention,

Pubah

Jesus H. Christ 908 9
01/20/2004 08:04 PM

yor boobs are all flabby and plump. I clicked on it expecting something a little firmer, with maybe a tinge of nipple. something succulently round and all I got was some fat tit wedged into a training bra.



Your tit's suck.

They look like a shaved ass with a nipple on it.

I'd rather look at my own tit.

I doubt they're fake.

Nice ass? {A nice ass goes a long way.}

Atkin's Diet.

Not everything's flat in Kansas.

Nice pair of puppies, you ought to teach em to bark!

Photoshop Rocks.

She's a little thick but I'd still hit it.

I'll drink till she's pretty.

Next time, go topless against a car window that says "Gangbangslut.com"

You like pearls?

Datei nicht gefunden! 12,005 12
01/20/2004 08:04 PM

Panda, the other problem with your boobs is that you're only supposed to have two.

Frogpop, Gromulon Sympathizer 173,148 25
01/20/2004 08:07 PM

We only like white nerdish males between the ages of 17 and 36



What about losers?

Do you like losers?

(Oh gosh, I hope they like losers..)

Frogpop, Gromulon Sympathizer 173,148 25
01/20/2004 08:10 PM

p.s. Marge, try to understand..

There are two kinds of college students: jocks and nerds.

As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

Jesus H. Christ 908 9
01/20/2004 08:18 PM

that's pornographic!

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
01/20/2004 09:48 PM

Spicey you hurt my feelings. How can you not look at this and laugh?



I shall help you. Breath in, and expulse air in short puffs forming the words HA as you do. Now laugh. HA HA HA HA.



GOOOOD.

Bad Donkey 19,242 12
01/20/2004 09:54 PM

Don't listen to Pubah. Have your doc look at the mole. If he recommends removing it, do it. Unless you like the idea of melanoma.

Pubah 56,794 18
01/20/2004 11:19 PM

Donk is right...Do have a doctor look at it...



*Hangs Doctor Pubah Shingle outside his refrigerator box*



It could be a nipple begging to be pierced

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
01/20/2004 11:28 PM

There's a thin line between funny and disturbing, Nerd. I think you've crossed it.



Good show!

Supercunt 19,936 13
01/21/2004 02:48 PM

I SAID MORE

Supercunt 19,936 13
01/21/2004 02:49 PM

and I also said ditch the mole.

Gonzo 20,522 17
01/21/2004 02:51 PM

Mellon-oma?

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
01/21/2004 03:30 PM

You know, not that it makes a damn bit of difference, but I impressed that my first thread got a nice little pee tube and so many posts.



Of course, many of the comments that people found funny were at my expense, but hey. I'm willing to sacrifice myself for funny.

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/21/2004 03:33 PM

welcome to my world.

butternuts 14,362 10
01/21/2004 03:34 PM

Don't do it, SHP. I've been sacrificing myself for funny for about six years now. I'm still not funny and I'm down to nothing but a pinky and a big pile of bile.

Chili 8,880 12
01/21/2004 03:35 PM

I'm willing to sacrifice myself for funny.



That's kind of a gabber prerequisite.



Keep the mole, if it is healthy. It gives your breasts character, kind of like the one on Cindy Crawford's face. I think so, anyway. I would need to see the whole picture to be sure.

Supercunt 19,936 13
01/21/2004 03:52 PM

Cindy Crawford needs to ditch the mole too.

butternuts 14,362 10
01/21/2004 03:54 PM

Cindy Crawford needs to eat the barrell of a shotgun and pull the trigger.

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/21/2004 03:55 PM

Is that your requirement before you will Frost her?

Livewire 78,229 13
01/21/2004 03:57 PM

In the Cindy Crawford necro-gangbang, I get dibs on the hole in the top of her skull.

Virnomine 79,386 11
01/21/2004 03:58 PM

dammit, you always call the good parts.

Datei nicht gefunden! 12,005 12
01/21/2004 05:22 PM

He wants her for her brains.

Gonzo 20,522 17
01/21/2004 05:27 PM

<action>wanders into thread, sniffs the air, shudders, and leaves.</action>

Adrian, Trae's love clown. 13,341 13
01/21/2004 08:14 PM

<action>Puts the Von Buttcrack seal of approval on SHP's boobs</action>



Nice rack, Ms Panda. I would die a happy man if I where to be smothered to death between them!

I Love Mike Moon 10,022 10
01/21/2004 08:17 PM

Man, if I knew that cleavage was all it took to get approval from you people, I'd have posted that long ago.

Adrian, Trae's love clown. 13,341 13
01/21/2004 08:18 PM

So waddaya waiting for?

Pubah 56,794 18
01/21/2004 08:27 PM

No need to compromise yourself Jannie. We'll love you no matter what you post...







Except goatse wallpaper...Damn you TTJane.

I'll have nightmares for weeks behind that poop.

Doc 7,105 13
01/21/2004 08:36 PM

What the Frost are you talking about, of course you have to show us your boobs, you said your best friends were men for christsakes, do it!

Pubah 56,794 18
01/21/2004 08:43 PM

<action>Sitting under a sidewalk grate watching women in skirts walk overhead</action>



Then I guess I speak only for myself when I say I do not degrade women by begging to see lewd pictures of their body parts.



*If only we knew how many women go to work with no panties*

Delicious Jane 173,958 15
01/21/2004 09:00 PM

You'll never look at me the same way will you? Freedom is good!

Doc 7,105 13
01/21/2004 09:15 PM

Maybe you should not take the internet so seriously.

Delicious Jane 173,958 15
01/21/2004 09:21 PM

Internet? I thought this was a contest to see who was going to be on the next season of The Surreal Life, starring Traci Lords and the singer from Depeche Mode. Damn it!

Pubah 56,794 18
01/21/2004 09:49 PM

I'll never look at you the same way, TTJane.



I'll always imagind you with no panties...





and an undersized bra

Delicious Jane 173,958 15
01/21/2004 09:50 PM

Nope. Undersized panties and no bra. Good thing you're not looking anymore.

Pubah 56,794 18
01/21/2004 09:58 PM

Undersized panties CAN'T be good for you...



Remember when men wore undersized t-shirts to make it look like they had muscles?

2004: Year Of Lila's Milkshake! 78,550 13
01/21/2004 11:31 PM

They still do...at the gym.



shudders

Pubah 56,794 18
01/21/2004 11:40 PM

...and stuffed doubled up socks in their crotches...