Virnomine 79,386 11
02/05/2004 02:51 PM

I defy you!

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/05/2004 03:05 PM

Just as long as you don't defile me I think we'll be alright.

2shoes 56 9
02/05/2004 03:05 PM

FDIC may I use this space to apologize too. Good. To everyone I have offended in my life. I'M SORRY. Except for you margaret. I am not sorry for giving you that rash

Space Commander Jan 10,022 10
02/05/2004 03:07 PM

Jesus, Trae's gone for a day and everyone just forgets their manners?













Hello dear, are you new?

Chance 171,270 14
02/05/2004 03:10 PM

I believe that would be Daggy's line dear.

Space Commander Jan 10,022 10
02/05/2004 03:12 PM

Yes, I know. But she's not on right now, so someone has to act as Welcome Committee.

Chance 171,270 14
02/05/2004 03:13 PM

well I'm out. I'd welcome him to lick my ass.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/05/2004 03:14 PM

Hey! I thought that was my job?

2shoes 56 9
02/05/2004 03:16 PM

Well, ok chance. I will lick it. Is that the way new members are welcomed here, with a good old fashioned ass licking? I must warn you tho that my tongue is like a cats. Kind of raspy

Chance 171,270 14
02/05/2004 03:16 PM

Don't worry there is enough to go around. If you are lucky my dearest, I may even waShakespeare with soap this time.

Chance 171,270 14
02/05/2004 03:17 PM

Shoes- you are so not welcome to my precious ass. Start with my feet.

2shoes 56 9
02/05/2004 03:18 PM

mmmmm. Ass licking with that taste of Irish Spring. Wow. "And I like it too!"

2shoes 56 9
02/05/2004 03:19 PM

as long as you are wearing shoes

DemoMonkey. Accept No Substitutes. 166,252 10
02/05/2004 03:20 PM

I like it when you carve slivers off her ass to show the "freshness stripes".

Chance 171,270 14
02/05/2004 03:20 PM

<action> steps in dog Shakespeare </action> Here ya go!

Chance 171,270 14
02/05/2004 03:22 PM

You know if you cut me in half and count the rings, you can tell how old I am.

2shoes 56 9
02/05/2004 03:23 PM

Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of chances ass.(pulls out a bar of Irish Spring instead) Ooops, I gotta get a new ass.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/05/2004 03:24 PM

I don't like you.



Die.

Chance 171,270 14
02/05/2004 03:25 PM

Don't start with rabbits they are a little tricky. Start with pulling your head out first.

Chance 171,270 14
02/05/2004 03:25 PM

Virn thats why i love you so....you say the things I cannot.

2shoes 56 9
02/05/2004 04:00 PM

what the hell is my head doing in there......I am suprised it fit in there....well actually after readinig what a big ass you make of yourself with your posts, it doesn't suprise me.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/05/2004 04:03 PM

Hey 2shoes, you won't need any shoes after I cut your Frost-ing legs off and shove them up your ass.



So walk your 2shoes the Frost out of here. Or at least be funny.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
02/05/2004 04:03 PM

I'm a touch disappointed that this thread is not about insuring our great nation's financial institutions.

2shoes 56 9
02/05/2004 04:06 PM

Gosh virn. That was a very funny post about cutting off my legs. You do say the funniest things on this site. Man I cant stop laughing. Oh man, Oh man. Please stop being so funny Virn. Please. By the way smartass. I am in a wheelchair and my legs havent worked for years.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
02/05/2004 04:07 PM

Gimpy! Is that really you?

2shoes 56 9
02/05/2004 04:08 PM

Hey Virn I wasn't even talking to you. I was talking to Chance. Is that your roll on this site? To speak for others. And please stop being so damn funny.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/05/2004 04:08 PM

that's great, then you wouldn't miss them when I cut them off, will you?



Cheer up, maybe you'll get cancer this year. Then you will be even funnier.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/05/2004 04:09 PM

My roll on this site is onion and poppy seed, thanks.



My role is to be so damn funny. As is everyone else's. Except you obviously.

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/05/2004 04:10 PM

Man, this new guy is a real drag.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/05/2004 04:11 PM

only if he loses his wheelchair.

Frogpop 173,148 25
02/05/2004 04:18 PM

Is that your roll on this site? To speak for others.



well, he spoke for me just fine.

ALL HAIL THE FATMAN!

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
02/05/2004 04:18 PM

The new guy

CrazyTrainJane 173,958 15
02/05/2004 04:28 PM

2shoes, I like you. But I should tell you a little about myself first, of course. I always wear a life jacket, and I'm afraid of balloons. I like holding hands and taking long walks. Would you liek to take a long walk with me? There's a short pier I know of that would be perfect.

no_key_bandit 76,490 10
02/05/2004 04:51 PM

so. aroused.

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/05/2004 05:00 PM

Well, I can see this worked out just perfect.



Heh. I'm such a 'tard.

PuppyBreath 43 9
02/05/2004 05:02 PM

OK I was under the impression that this was a comedy site. All I have read so far is nastyness. Why don't you lay off the new kid.

CrazyTrainJane 173,958 15
02/05/2004 05:08 PM

I agree. Quit picking on the new guy. Let's get Puppybreath, since he/she's been here so long.

PuppyBreath 43 9
02/05/2004 05:09 PM

Help............! They are after me.

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/05/2004 05:11 PM

Hey PuppyBreath! You smell like...aw screw it.

CrazyTrainJane 173,958 15
02/05/2004 05:12 PM

Look, go to Mookie. He'll help you. He's like the underground railroad for the slaves. Follow the drinking gourd (also known as the big dipper) and you'll get to him in 2 days. He'll keep you safe.

Declan McManus: Master....Baker 131,869 36
02/05/2004 05:12 PM

Yessss. PuppyBreath does smell like..........Catbox!

CrazyTrainJane 173,958 15
02/05/2004 05:14 PM

<action>sucks a cow's udder</action>The Kratt brothers on Zaboomafoo say that if you drink milk it gives you puppy breath.

Declan McManus: Master....Baker 131,869 36
02/05/2004 05:20 PM

The Kratt brothers can trap me any old time!

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/05/2004 05:21 PM

<action>considers using "udder" puns</action>

No. No. No.

Declan McManus: Master....Baker 131,869 36
02/05/2004 05:22 PM

Yes, they would be udderly awful.

CrazyTrainJane 173,958 15
02/05/2004 05:23 PM

<action>squeels like a little girl</action>I can have Chris, and you can have Martin.

Declan McManus: Master....Baker 131,869 36
02/05/2004 05:24 PM

Also, udderly obvious.

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/05/2004 05:25 PM

I liked the udder one better.

Declan McManus: Master....Baker 131,869 36
02/05/2004 05:25 PM

Janey--that would be just fine by me.

S1mpleton - now with micro-srubbers 373 9
02/05/2004 05:30 PM

Man, this new guy is a real drag.



only if he loses his wheelchair.



omigod I am still laughing at that one... BRAVO that was the punny

Hollis with a twist of lime! 7,284 14
02/05/2004 07:20 PM

Who would make their GAB name something repulsive....?



Puppies lick their own asses and eat their own Shakespeare.



Welcome, PuppyBreath.

Stewie is my God 58,741 29
02/05/2004 07:37 PM

Why would you name yourself 2Shoes if are in a wheelchair....

2Shoes you sound like a greasy guy with a comb over do you have a comb over?

By the way I'm new too, I like abuse. Will you abuse me?

Neurosis 109 10
02/05/2004 08:24 PM

"I am in a wheelchair and my legs havent worked for years."



...



AHAHAHA! That was great! I don't know what you people are talking about, this guy's hilarious!

Chance 171,270 14
02/05/2004 08:58 PM

<action> walks back into thread </action> So what did I miss?

Pubah 56,794 18
02/06/2004 02:00 AM

<action>Suggestively bumps into Chance</action>



ME

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
02/06/2004 05:42 PM

Fratberry: I shall e-mail you.



Thank you for your patronage.

Hollis with a twist of lime! 7,284 14
02/06/2004 09:43 PM

You know, I think PuppyBreath maha'd me.



If this is the case, then Puppybreath, bite my ass.



And I don't mean that in a literal way.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/06/2004 10:02 PM

Ha ha. Puppybreath on my ass. Good times.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
01/26/2005 02:53 PM

Go to hell, you Frost-ing Carrollrag.

Just Chance 171,270 14
01/26/2005 04:05 PM

We already have a Wicked Woman, except ours gives wedgies.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
01/26/2005 04:11 PM

Well adleast this isn't an almost 62 comment thread about licking ass...

Dogs Akimbo 211,379 32
01/30/2005 06:11 PM

You may want to change your name to some like awesome_woman or table_top_woman or Spicey_McWoman.



I checked. These are all available.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
01/30/2005 06:17 PM

Spicey_McWoman



Yeah, I haven't needed that one since the operation.

La Pistola 10,071 9
01/30/2005 06:19 PM

Or Dogs Awoman. That's a good one too.

Dogs Akimbo 211,379 32
01/30/2005 10:59 PM

Dogs Awoman



You obviously weren't fooled by the fake photos, I take it?

Clementine®™ (pss. its Chance®™) 171,270 14
02/01/2005 02:44 PM

Ask your boyfriend Dread Pirate.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/01/2005 03:29 PM

Great googly moogly, I miss Virn.

In his honor, I want to ask this new woman: How tall are you?

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
02/01/2005 03:50 PM

Lately there has been lots of talk about how n00bs are treated. But then you get ones like this, who want to know why were not falling all over ourselves to welcome her. She was somewhat politely asked to change her name, and she responds with insults. If someone really wanted to log in, they could find out how to do it themselves. It's not like there's a secret URL to register for Gab or anything. If she keeps this up, Hammerhead will have a field day.

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/01/2005 04:07 PM

At the very least, she could have bumped a slightly more relevant thread.

millie 116,984 28
02/01/2005 04:37 PM

Wicked Woman is not earning herself any fans. And if she can't figure out how to get an icon, I'm not going to tell her.



I agree, new people shouldn't be shunned, but if someone shows up and starts irritating me, I can't promise to be nice.

SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/01/2005 04:50 PM

Well, I for one think she's hot. In a "Really a 46 year old guy" kind of way.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/01/2005 06:57 PM

Crazy Train Jane, Table Top Jane



That Table Top Jane bitch is always taking names. We should do something about her!

Lauren The Great 221 8
02/01/2005 07:18 PM

You're really annoying...





Was I THIS annoying when I started posting? Anyones welcome to kill me if I was...

Lauren The Great 221 8
02/01/2005 07:25 PM

Excuse me?

REAPERR-FU 12,363 11
02/01/2005 07:28 PM

And no one has even gave her the tubgirl log in page?

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
02/01/2005 08:10 PM

Wickid Woman, here's where you go to register for a name. Please also read the ZUG FAQs page so you can see how we work here.

Fratberry® 282,615 53
02/02/2005 12:46 AM

I just had to click that first link because I'd never done it before and I wanted to see just how bad it was.



I forgot I still had my speakers turned up from listening to music last night.



The wife in the next room yelled out, "What did you do NOW?".

Dogs Akimbo 211,379 32
02/02/2005 02:17 AM

The first time I ever saw the 7-10 split man was at work, rooked in by a link on Slashdot.



I'm only sorry no one saw mean going over backwards in the chair.