Bubbah 191 9
02/15/2004 03:38 PM

She never called. I had a very Frosted up weekend and no explanation. She ignored IMs from me about what had happened. I watched her onboard personality curdle toward me and everyone. Eventually she developed her current "I am too good to have anything to do with any of you" attitude. I have not had conversations with her since, she is never on IM and I do not believe she would respond to me anyway, and from personal experience I have a hard time believing she has to say on board or off anyway.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
02/15/2004 03:50 PM

<action>makes little notes in his tablet.</action>So, tell me, Bubbah. Were you left alone often as a child? Did you feel ignored? Unloved?

Bubbah 191 9
02/15/2004 03:52 PM

Yes

Livewire 78,229 13
02/15/2004 03:56 PM

Apparently you haven't read Lila's comedy article, The Bubbah Prank. Everything is explained in there.

pianomonkey 201 10
02/15/2004 04:29 PM

GAG!!! Is that "fastattackchopper"? Someone snuck in and left that as my desktop once at college.

Bad Donkey 19,242 12
02/15/2004 04:34 PM

And you proceeded to wank to it, didn't you?

Livewire 78,229 13
02/15/2004 04:34 PM

Here is some reading material for you. Commit those site names to memory. And be on your guard at all times.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/15/2004 04:38 PM

She did NOT have a strict policy against meeting GABbers prior to this time.



WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG.

I don't remember your "real name" or your old Gab persona and just vaguely remember this story you've concoted but rest assured that I have ALWAYS expressed the sentiment since the very first day I posted on Zug that I am not interested in Gabber meetings.

I am completely uncomfortable with the idea and if you actually thought that I had ever changed my mind I was most likely being pressured by you to meet and, to be polite, I said I would try and get in touch with you later.

And THIS is the big reason you "hate" me now? Christ, what are you some teenager and I didn't know it? I didn't "stand you up" because I never agreed to meet you to begin with. You made me uncomfortable and I dealt with the situation how I saw fit. PLEASE get over it.



Better yet, next time just send me the construction paper note with "Do you like me circle yes or no" so I can identify your juvenile ways early on.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/15/2004 04:43 PM

Oh, and if you think my online persona is a "I am too good to have anything to do with any of you" attitude you are sorely mistaken. It is because I have about 2 tablespoons of self-esteem that none of you have ever seen my actual picture and I'm pretty sure none of you will. Also, my boyfriend of 2 years would not be entirely crazy about my meeting up with some alleged male stranger over the internet.

This assumption of yours is purely your "feelings" getting in the way of what really happened. Not only have I never felt superior to Gabbers but I never will because we are all equals here. Now let this go, for the love of God.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/15/2004 04:46 PM

Finally, you could have emailed me your little story since my email address is in my profile right next to the IM addresses that I was not logged into at your convenience.

Obviously you wanted everyone here to hear your soap opera and I REALLY don't appreciate it. You overreacted to a scenario you should have never commited yourself to and sorry if you really got your feelings hurt but you knew I had never met another Gabber and didn't want to meet one. Couldn't you take the hint?

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/15/2004 04:50 PM

Bubbah,

Life is not worth it anymore. Please kill yourself to there will be more oxygen for everyone else.

pianomonkey 201 10
02/15/2004 04:59 PM

Livewire. Thank you for the yanking material. I won't be posting for several hours.



That is all.

superchicken 6,678 0
02/15/2004 05:01 PM

heh, he said truck driving school.

201 10
02/15/2004 05:03 PM

Okay, I have committed them all to memory. *shudder* I think I'm sterile now.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/15/2004 05:06 PM

<action>looks at scorecard.</action>Well, I've tallyed up the score, and it comes out to bubbah: ZERO, Lila: ONE HARD CORE ASS-ROCKING.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/15/2004 05:51 PM

Damn it, I came in here looking for Lila's crusty panties. THere's no dirty laundry in here, Emerson.

ringworm 68,315 13
02/15/2004 06:06 PM

i keep them all under my pillow.

just me ok 13,787 15
02/15/2004 06:32 PM

<action> doing my best rodney king impression,





PEOPLE CAN"T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG???? *whack*

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/15/2004 06:48 PM

LAPD-They treat you like a king.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
02/15/2004 06:49 PM

I make my living off the evening news

Just give me something; something I can use

People love it when you lose

Lila's dirty laundry

MissBehave 3,853 11
02/15/2004 07:04 PM

Dear Lilia,

MissBehave 3,853 11
02/15/2004 07:06 PM

Dear Lilia,

I will be in the Memphis area this summer. I was thinking maybe we could meet and maybe do some shopping. Please email me at your earliest convenience at...

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/15/2004 07:08 PM

Not as long as you're calling me Lilia.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/15/2004 08:41 PM

Not only have I never felt superior to Gabbers but I never will...



Come on, you feel slightly superior to me, don't you? I mean, I was only in the dark for a few hours. In the summer, for goodness sake! You are my superior by a mile.

ASSG 72 9
02/16/2004 02:05 AM

What is wrong with you people? I could not even follow the conversation after tapping into Livewire's link-what the hell was that? Is that what people mean by "high colonic"? I cannot get that image out of my head...help

Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/16/2004 02:16 AM

HOLY Frost!



I've always been a fan of Lila's, but after reading this display of her "dirty laundry," I believe I'm going to have to take a step back!

How could you, Lila??

What in the world made you think it was okay to blow off a crazed internet stalker?

Where in the world do you get the nerve to avoid a potentially deadly evening with some lunatic who obviously can't read between the lines?

Don't you see what missed out on? Just think - he could have been THE ONE! I mean, really! Why else would he still be stalking you anonymously after all of these years?

You know, you really are a heartless bitch.

SpecialKake 55,555 14
02/16/2004 03:16 AM

wow. .. . I've been away from gab SO LONg that I actually started to watch "Friends" and reality TV. Now I realize gab has all of the negative aspects of them. I'm not sure what the positive aspects are, I don't watch them.

Livewire 78,229 13
02/16/2004 03:44 AM

ASSG, you need to follow my second link. All is explained there. And don't worry, it's only text.

Livewire 78,229 13
02/16/2004 03:45 AM

Also, I'd like to point out that I tubgirl'd two people in this thread.



*raises the roof*

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/16/2004 03:49 AM

well have a shot of clickie, livewire! on the house!

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/16/2004 11:20 AM

Of course, if she had said (without any attempt at politeness or worrying about someones feelings) "Look, it's very nice that you'll be in town but I don't meet people from the internet and I will NOT, under ANY circumstances, meet you." there would have been be no problem.



Not implied, not hinted, stated. As it is, you're BOTH behaving like high schoolers.



MEN DON"T GET HINTS. Say it out loud. Committ it to memory. They're very simple creatures - only one moving part. Be rude. Rudeness works for everybody.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/16/2004 11:23 AM

Why would you want to meet Lila? Go out to Applebee's with a sack of potatos and the conversation will be more stimulating.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/16/2004 11:26 AM

Oh no. I'm not getting tricked into dating produce again! The prom was bad enough.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/16/2004 11:27 AM

dating produce



mmmm....grapefruit.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/16/2004 12:20 PM

Not at all surprised I drew a maha for that.



Disappointed maybe, but not really surprised.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/16/2004 02:12 PM

I was just wondering something. Lila told me I could drive in to see her and stay for a month. Do you think she was telling the truth?

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/16/2004 02:17 PM

You know, if this is the worst "dirty laundry" Gab can come up with for me, I need to be a bigger bitch.

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/16/2004 02:18 PM

You could even change your name to reflect the change. Something like:



Lila: New and Improved with 15% more Bitchy Goodness!



Or...something funny.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/16/2004 02:23 PM

Something funny? C'mon, you're talking to ME here!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/16/2004 02:24 PM

Lila, I promise-you don't need to be a bigger bitch. We like you just as you are. Well, not so much like as tolerate, but you get the point.

assg 72 9
02/16/2004 03:12 PM

livewire: sorry I had to depart after that link, and as you notice my name letters have shrunk because of the shock. If you think I am going to fall for that "check out the next links, really it is just taxt" bit...well <click, click> ahhhhhhhhhh

Declan McManus: I've lost my Invisibility Cloak 131,869 36
02/16/2004 03:28 PM

I heart Lila



rong rong time!

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/16/2004 03:46 PM

Hey Bubbah, the joke is on you! Lila has really met every single gabber who ever posted, except for you. Not just met, but had the buttsex with every single gabber. How pathetic do you have to be if Lila won't meet you. You sorry, sorry person. I feel bad in a way, but that is overshadowed by the incredible disgust I feel for someone so useless that even Lila won't meet them.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/16/2004 04:30 PM

Or have the buttsex with them.

Chance 171,270 14
02/16/2004 04:31 PM

Party at Lila's tonight! Pssss. Don't tell Bubbah!

Chance 171,270 14
02/16/2004 04:35 PM

Um... Lila your cb radio name wasn't Candy Cane was it?

Bad Donkey 19,242 12
02/16/2004 09:04 PM

I don't see eye to eye with Lila 90% of the time, but I still like her.



There aren't too many Gabbers I'd go out of my way to actually meet. I certainly wouldn't blame a complete stranger for not wanting to meet me.

Godot 15,434 11
02/16/2004 09:37 PM

Lila is really a supermodel and she's afraid everyone is gonna find out how hot she is - and then we'll want to sleep with her and stuff. She doesn't go out cause she starves herself all week in order to keep such a slim figure.

Chance 171,270 14
02/16/2004 09:46 PM

Yeah and Godot is a crossdressing homofag. The reason he's been away for awhile is cause he's been on tour with the new Spice Girls. Did I mention he plays Baby Spice?

Bad Donkey 19,242 12
02/16/2004 09:52 PM

I'd believe that about Godot.

Chance 171,270 14
02/16/2004 09:54 PM

Would I lie to you......I bear it all man. I tell it like it is.

DemoMonkey. Accept No Substitutes. 166,252 10
02/16/2004 10:12 PM

I don't want to meet any of you in person.



That way there's no trail for the police to follow...

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/16/2004 10:33 PM

speak for yourself. i continously Shakespeare breadcrumbs.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 12:03 AM

I love you, Bubbah.





DemoMonkey, you're too funny for this place.

DemoMonkey. Accept No Substitutes. 166,252 10
02/17/2004 12:06 AM

Why thank you Candie. Nice icon.



But where else could I go? These are my people.

Daggy: Now with added phlegm! 86,684 14
02/17/2004 12:09 AM

If there was a fence here, I'd be sitting on it.

DemoMonkey. Accept No Substitutes. 166,252 10
02/17/2004 12:10 AM

I think you spelled "hugely hung stud" wrong.

Mayo Clinic Is My Daddy 246 9
02/17/2004 12:21 AM

I like how Bubbah ran away covering his ass after lila brought down an unholy amount of hell and brimstone upon him. Keep it up lila.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 12:24 AM

You think that was a smack-down? Jesus Christ, you people are easily impressed.











Demo: www.houseofbugs.com



I'm just sayin'.

DemoMonkey. Accept No Substitutes. 166,252 10
02/17/2004 12:30 AM

Candie



Assuming I'm not already there, are ya?



I am large. I contain multitudes.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 12:35 AM

Christ, Candie, you man/whore, please tell me you didn't come all the way back here just to post to this thread.

And PLEASE tell me you're not staying.



Go back to your pathetic snob board where you belong.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 12:36 AM

Candie, I am easily impressed indeed.



I like your purple cow. Will you marry me?

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 12:39 AM

Lila, verily I am slain.

assg 72 9
02/17/2004 12:39 AM

whoa Lila! cat fight cat fight! get the camera

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 12:41 AM

Wait, did you say "verily" like some kind of poet or something?

Fluro's conventional oven 14,139 11
02/17/2004 12:42 AM

Yeah, she talks alot of Shakespere here.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/17/2004 12:42 AM

Sometimes, you gab, sometimes the gab comes to you.



I've met Bubba, he's a very generous guy... If you know what I'm saying.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 12:46 AM

Hehe, good one Fluro.

Livewire 78,229 13
02/17/2004 12:47 AM

I've met Bubba, he's a very generous guy... If you know what I'm saying.



He doesn't mind being the catcher?

Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/17/2004 12:49 AM

With (very) few exceptions, the photo album over there frightened me in ways that only finding tubgirl in my shower could.



Eeeeeyahhhhh <shiver>

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 12:52 AM

The photo album over there, and the photo album over here, are both my babies. You shut up about them or I'll shoot you in the face.

Livewire 78,229 13
02/17/2004 12:53 AM

Haha, you rule Candie. I knew there was a reason I still keep visiting HoBworld.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2004 12:54 AM

Man, you guys already stole Gardenback. We'll trade for him.

Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/17/2004 12:54 AM

The albums aren't what frightened me...

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 12:54 AM

I've seen the pictures of Candie. I'd "shoot" her in the face.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 12:55 AM

UH-oh, what just happened to me? I think I just went lesbian.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 12:55 AM

Can I watch?

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/17/2004 12:55 AM

You better not start ruining my jokes on my home turf too, or I'll RUN YOU OFF ON A POLE!



Hehehehehe



pole.

Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/17/2004 12:56 AM

I'm not sure if Candie should be flattered by that Lloyd...

You aren't exactly 'picky'

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 12:57 AM

Candie has the coolest icon of all. Can we keep her? Please?

Fluro's conventional oven 14,139 11
02/17/2004 12:57 AM

heh. thats funny because pole is a euphermisim for Penis.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/17/2004 12:57 AM

Oh yeah. I forgot about time sensitivity.



*narrows eyes at Livewire*

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 12:57 AM

Bunny I think you're a little bit of alright too. What does that say about you?

Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/17/2004 12:58 AM

I'm not terribly sure

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2004 12:59 AM

This is like some crazy bizarro HoB. Where's Scooter to tell us all how much we suck?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 12:59 AM

And anyways, I am picky.



No fat chicks or dead chicks or chicks with hairy backs.

Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/17/2004 12:59 AM

But for the record Lloyd...



I'll take it however I can get it.



Call me

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 01:00 AM

Heeeeere Bunny Bunny Bunny BunnyBunnyBunny!

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 01:01 AM

I'll take what I can get, I guess. I don't know if anyone's mentioned it yet, but I'm a man/whore.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2004 01:01 AM

Scooter said you are fat.

Livewire 78,229 13
02/17/2004 01:03 AM

Other things Scooter has said include: "listen to the beginning of the song that I have ma..."

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2004 01:05 AM

Scooter told me I suck. He's so right sometimes that it's scary. I heard he eats a dozen eggs for breakfast, then a rotesserie chicken for brunch.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 01:05 AM

Scooter said you are fat.



I know, but I started weight watchers last night. Pretty soon my wife will be able to get her arms around me again!

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/17/2004 01:07 AM

Why, are you going to cut them off at the shoulders, Lloyd?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 01:08 AM

I'm going to untie her from the bed.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 01:09 AM

I'm a cow. Of course I'm fat.

Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/17/2004 01:11 AM

Candie, you just won me over.



That will get you nowhere, but it's out there.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2004 01:12 AM

Scooter also said that you are 97 years old and confined to your bed, and the fire department had to knock down the wall to your house and forklift you out, then you ordered the forklift to Carl's Jr. for a low-carb Six Dollar Burger. I'm just saying what Scooter said.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 01:12 AM

You beat me to it. I was gonna send my own Valentine to Shelby-sweet.

Fluro's conventional oven 14,139 11
02/17/2004 01:12 AM

Kandie, you are directly responcable for the death of yet another kitten.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 01:13 AM

I heard from an HoBer that Candie sleeps with pretty much anyone and they're all ugly.



So you stand a chance Lloyd. You too, Livewire.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 01:13 AM

As someone who grew up in a town with these as one of the main attractions, I see nothing wrong with cows.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 01:15 AM

Lila, are you saying that I'm ugly?



Because you weren't saying that when I was onions-deep in your pooper.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/17/2004 01:15 AM

Log in Hax0r, so I can give you clickies.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 01:15 AM

Goddman it, Shelby. You are brilliant. Has anyone told you lately that you are brilliant?

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/17/2004 01:16 AM

Oy! What do ay see der, luv? It's an 'obber!

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 01:17 AM

But I must correct Shelby on one thing: I can't even get the ugly ones to sleep with me.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2004 01:18 AM

I think I realized that hating a message board was pretty stupid, so I take back all the stupid stuff I said about HoB. There, I said it.

1,684 14
02/17/2004 01:20 AM

Its all in the dress Candie, if you try something more along the lines of a hog, men are much more attracted than to, say, a set of lepord print crotchless panties.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/17/2004 01:20 AM

Candie, all you need to do is punch me in a face a few times, wait a few days, and in no time, someone ugly will sleep with you too.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 01:20 AM

Let's all be friends and stop with the silly insults.



But only on this board, because the other one sucks.

Livewire 78,229 13
02/17/2004 01:21 AM

Even without the k-awesome torso pics, you still give me a huge boner, Candie. I want to have sex with your brain.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 01:21 AM

Oh, Shakespeare, Candie, you have my apologies. I am SO sorry I said that about you.

What I meant to say was...





















































the HoBer said you would sleep with pretty much anything.



Boy, is MY face red!

It is hard to type in a strait-jacket 1,684 14
02/17/2004 01:22 AM

Now now lloyd, if you just look at puggy and princess trixxie over in the corner, youll realize this board can suck pretty hard to..

























but at least people here don't use teeth.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2004 01:26 AM

Every time a board feud breaks out, I get more mahas.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 01:26 AM

I Frosted a vibrator while watching a Mike Moon-posted video. Is that what you mean?

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 01:28 AM

Hey, everyody look! It's Candie's first halfway decent post!

Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/17/2004 01:28 AM

I'm sensing more material for your sociology paper, Chi-Chi...



A bunch of strangers fighting with other strangers merely because of their places of origin - these being internet message boards.



Crazy how all of that Shakespeare applies to just about everything.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 01:28 AM

Oh, to be a #2 Pencil!

It is hard to type in a strait-jacket 1,684 14
02/17/2004 01:28 AM

let me guess... your a contortionist

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 01:29 AM

Bunny, my love, I disliked Candie LONG before she left Gab for the enemy.

Hopefully her re-emergence is only temporary so that I don't have a Godot-like relationship to uphold.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2004 01:30 AM

Good point, Bunny. Keep up the h8, everyone. This is going towards my GPA.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 01:30 AM

Why do you dislike her? did she stand you up?

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 01:31 AM

Pssst, Bunny. Shelby and I actually have the same "place of origin": Computer Stew

Livewire 78,229 13
02/17/2004 01:32 AM

I don't hate anyone in particular. I try to spread my sarcastic comments around fairly and evenly, like cream cheese on a freshly toasted Tim Horton's bagel.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 01:33 AM

Livewire, shut up about the bagels. You know I'm on a diet!

Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/17/2004 01:34 AM

Thank you ladies.

I'm writing all of this down for future reference.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/17/2004 01:34 AM

<action>stares at thread like a child who just discoverd porn

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 01:36 AM

No, Candie, you dumbass we did not both come from "Computer Stew". I was around BEFORE Computer Stew on the original Zug.

Now quit talking about me and eat a bowl of Frost.



Gee, I'm bitter this evening.

Livewire 78,229 13
02/17/2004 01:36 AM

To prove my point, I haven't said a single negative thing about Lila in this thread. Instead, I will link what I consider to be my best slam ever, on anyone.



For this reason, I may no longer speak ill of Lila. I've already spent my share.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/17/2004 01:40 AM

*wipes a tear from eye*



Her words at the end of that thread are so very touching.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 01:43 AM

How could I hold ill will against the rockin' Livewire?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 01:45 AM

So why do you two dislike each other so? Does it have anything to do with lesbo sex?

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/17/2004 01:47 AM

Candie crazy and outgoing, Shelby is crazy and... um... and...



uhh...



What's the word I'm looking for?



</biggest set up in the Frost-ing world>

Sergeant Mookie 17,582 13
02/17/2004 01:48 AM

A Carroll?

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 01:49 AM

Bitter like the richest, finest chocolate in Belguim, my love. Let me compose a poem to you.



Shelby is smrt.



The end.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 01:52 AM

Shut up about the chocolate too! I'm on a diet!!!

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 01:52 AM

Nah, I like Mookie's explanation best.

I just hope he doesn't know where I live.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/17/2004 01:56 AM

I'll just say right here that I met Mookie, spent several days with him, met his kid, slept in his car in Amsterdam think he's swell, and I'm sure I must have pictures of it somewhere.

Sergeant Mookie 17,582 13
02/17/2004 01:57 AM

Bubbah



2/15/2004 2:38 pm [w74WqeyBcMvM0gZLRY4gQw]





You wanted it. Here it is. I turned on the instant messengers right after you goaded me to, and you were not there.





Sergeant Mookie



2/17/2004 12:48 am [w74WqeyBcMvM0gZLRY4gQw]





A Carroll?





I guess it is a good thing I don't?

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 01:58 AM

You have GOT to be Shakespeare-ing me. Why didn't you just say so, you silly Frost?

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 01:58 AM

DUN DUN DUNNNNN!

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 02:03 AM

Well, congrats on getting me worked up over absolutely nothing. And I stand by what I previously said - I liked you but you creeped the hell out of me so I ducked out. Sorry if you got your feelings hurt but I mean c'mon. Mookie the rapist meeting Lila the petite and defenseless at the nearest TGIFriday's?

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 02:08 AM

Brave and Noble Shelby, how I love you so.

assg 72 9
02/17/2004 02:10 AM

does this mean no cat fight?

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 02:12 AM

And now you're gonna ignore MY instant messages? Gee, sure glad you finally got me back. This just brings closure to everything, doesn't it?

Sergeant Mookie 17,582 13
02/17/2004 02:14 AM

Anybody that posted back then knows that "Mookie the Rapist" did not exist prior to the message board schism. It was a reaction to the new people not recognizing me as me. Anyone who has ever talked to me or met me knows that I would never do anything that made them uncomfortable in any way. I always tell new people I meet, as I did you, if you are uncomfortable with meeting me tell me.



There is only one thing that really hurts me here, that is when you cross the line and do something malicious to me in real life. IMing me, talking to me on the phone, and arranging to meet me then never talking to me again crossed that line. Next time I wish you would just find a picture of my daughter and post it.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/17/2004 02:14 AM

Aaaaaand... scene.



That's a wrap people!

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/17/2004 02:15 AM

thank god.

Ducky-Prankster of teh Universe! 10,666 13
02/17/2004 02:15 AM

GO TO BED you liar! :)

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 02:17 AM

reality -------------------| |---------------- shelby

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/17/2004 02:17 AM

or satan, alah, jehova, buda, shiva, or microsoft.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 02:17 AM

I can't, I have a report to finish for the morning.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 02:17 AM

Meg!



Time for Scene II.

Ducky-Prankster of teh Universe! 10,666 13
02/17/2004 02:18 AM

Oooooooooh no, I have NOTHING to do with this particular drama! heh.

Wyldnfryd 1,323 12
02/17/2004 02:18 AM

Sorry Ducky, this Shakespeare it like crack.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 02:19 AM

But I missed you, rubber ducky.

Ducky-Prankster of teh Universe! 10,666 13
02/17/2004 02:20 AM

Shakespeare? Crack? Were that a slip o' the tongue?

Ducky-Prankster of teh Universe! 10,666 13
02/17/2004 02:20 AM

Aw, I missed you too!



HEY! Did you know Portland is only 8 hours drive froM Sacramento?? Awesome!

Livewire 78,229 13
02/17/2004 02:21 AM

This is the best thread this month, and well worth its full pee tube.



Cue denoument.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2004 02:22 AM

I have one too.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 02:22 AM

I've never been to Portland. Some day I'll come stay in your palace there.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2004 02:24 AM

When I see Candie's icon, it reminds me of when I was just a wee GAB lurker, and I didn't get any of the jokes.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 02:25 AM

And now look at you, with your own icon and everything, just like a big boy!

Ducky-Prankster of teh Universe! 10,666 13
02/17/2004 02:27 AM

"When I think of Candie'sCow I touch myself..."

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2004 02:27 AM

And the cat's in the cradle... and the silver spoon... little boy blue and the man on the moon.... when you comin home? Lloyd, I don't know when, but we'll get together then.

Jantastic 10,022 10
02/17/2004 02:27 AM

This is the best Decemberween ever.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 02:28 AM

For Chi-Chi.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 02:41 AM

Ok. So Mookie and I have chatted and I have made up with him to the best of my ability so let's let this thread die now, people.



And, no, by saying "made up" I did not mean "had teh cyber."

Ducky-Prankster of teh Universe! 10,666 13
02/17/2004 02:43 AM

Yeeeeeees you do.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 02:45 AM

Oh, ok, you got me.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 02:47 AM

Goddamn it, thread! You're not going to die on my shift! NOT ON MY SHIFT!

Ducky-Prankster of teh Universe! 10,666 13
02/17/2004 02:49 AM

It DOESN"T GET ANY EASIER...



*whistles a little tune*

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 02:49 AM

Dawn, you've done enough damage. Now go Frost up another thread. Better yet, don't go away mad just go away.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
02/17/2004 02:53 AM

yeah, she did make you look pretty stupid.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 02:55 AM

Dawn didn't do a goddamn thing except whore out her website. Mooks got the goods on me this time.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/17/2004 02:59 AM

Hey everyone! Look at me! I need attention!

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 03:02 AM

Well you can't have mine!

Chouggy, Thumb Boy 5,183 13
02/17/2004 03:36 AM

Now all we need is for Ford and Marilyn to chime in and this will be the best thread. I miss the hate. Come back TAVIS!!!

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 03:46 AM

That post would make just as much sense if I were drunk.

Fluro's conventional oven 14,139 11
02/17/2004 03:50 AM

... or maralyn was sober.

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/17/2004 04:01 AM

Comic book? Those are for nerds.

I want pop-ups.

Declan McManus: I've lost my Invisibility Cloak 131,869 36
02/17/2004 04:05 AM

Robot Mort used to post as "The Scientists Studying GAB" when things got too out of hand for his delicate Canadian sensibilities.

Peeping Tom-Chickens with Xray Eyes 286,326 61
02/17/2004 04:55 AM

You didn't clue in that Bubba was Mook when he said he went to truck driving school? How many truck driving stalkers do we have on Gab?

Frogtacular 173,148 25
02/17/2004 05:03 AM

Well poop. I take one night off to actually do my homework, and I missed all the fun!



Damn you all to cod.

Frou Frou 156,785 17
02/17/2004 08:03 AM

Holy Shakespeare on a stick! I go to bed and what happens? Candie and Wyld come back? Yet someone else falls for a Mookie prank?



Will someone please wake me up next time this happens?

Peeping Tom-Chickens with Xray Eyes 286,326 61
02/17/2004 08:29 AM

But you were sleeping with that just-ate-the-canary smile on your puss, so I just couldn't bring myself to disturb you.

Bonky 75,728 15
02/17/2004 08:44 AM

If I've learned anything, it's that Lila is petite. You know how I know Lila is petite? Lila has mentioned that she is petite.



Wait! I've learned something else. Lila meant her mind.

Ms. 'I won't show Dinesh my rack'. 86,684 14
02/17/2004 08:45 AM

You see? This is why I love teh gab/hob thing! The history is laughening!

Bonky 75,728 15
02/17/2004 08:47 AM

This isn't a gab vs. hob thing. Just those weak minded and small in stature will grasp at anything they feel deflects the attention from their tiny little egos.

Ms. 'I won't show Dinesh my rack'. 86,684 14
02/17/2004 08:53 AM

Not you bonx, the whole thread.

Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/17/2004 09:22 AM

Well, criminy!



I go to bed and this is what I miss out on?



Mookie, you're a shifty one! But, I am glad that all is well in Gabland.

Hot Singapore Chow Fun Trixxie 65,021 15
02/17/2004 10:03 AM

Oh Scientist ♥, I've missed you most of all!

Hot Singapore Chow Fun Trixxie 65,021 15
02/17/2004 10:07 AM

Ah, the nastalgia, A Mookie stalking goes bad, DR, Candi, Wlyd and Bonky rag on Shelby, Shelby dazzles us with a display of her brillance, good times, gooed times.

Bonky 75,728 15
02/17/2004 10:17 AM

Brilliance? Trixxie, you realize Lila doesn't have a penis for you to suckle upon, right?

Bonky 75,728 15
02/17/2004 10:18 AM

FIRST TWO POST!

Pubah 56,794 18
02/17/2004 10:19 AM

Damn...fell for it again. Someone mentions Lila's dirty underwear and I read a 300 post thread hoping to get a sniff.



Damn you all

Bonky 75,728 15
02/17/2004 10:21 AM

I'll give you the cliff notes. They smell like cheap perfume from Eckerd's Drug store and they have holes . . . . . and not the good kind!

Pubah 56,794 18
02/17/2004 10:28 AM

I love Eckerds fine smellem sweet section.



I douse myself in it whenever I think I'm gonna 'get lucky'.



Thanks Bonky

Hot Singapore Chow Fun Trixxie 65,021 15
02/17/2004 11:44 AM

</sarcasm>

Peeping Tom-Chickens with Xray Eyes 286,326 61
02/17/2004 11:52 AM

See? The closing tags make all the difference, Trix.

MICORCUBN 13,428 12
02/17/2004 11:26 PM

Scooter told me I suck. He's so right sometimes that it's scary. I heard he eats a dozen eggs for breakfast, then a rotesserie chicken for brunch.



#1 brunch is for fags

#2 if you lurked as much as you should, you would know that scooter takes a bunch of bacon, places the strips so that they make some kind of a flat surface, and then fries them so that they all stick together. using this he makes a grilled cheese sandwich.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/17/2004 11:29 PM

I actually read that, but I didn't want to believe it. I also learned that some guy is using the name "Gardenback".

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/18/2004 01:42 AM

Hey, 3

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/18/2004 01:46 AM

Cube isn't Cube anymore.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/18/2004 01:48 AM

Oh, that's right. He burned to death in the San Diego fires.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/18/2004 01:50 AM

Actually, he was at the White Snake show in Rhode Island, but I heard he gave away his log-in before he erupted in flames.

Leppy, back for now 12,056 12
02/18/2004 02:51 AM

Since all the other dual boarders were here, I might as well be too.

MICORCUBN 13,428 12
02/18/2004 10:20 AM

this is sockk. cube gave me his login because i am great

Livewire 78,229 13
02/18/2004 10:24 AM

Dual boarder sounds like a snowboarder slang term for skier.

Hot Buttered Stoat - Just call me Brenda 9,077 10
02/18/2004 10:26 AM

Or alternatively, because he's a filthy douche ass sniffer?

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/18/2004 10:44 AM

So, to finish what I was saying 127 posts ago, THAT'S how you make cold fusion work.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
02/18/2004 10:46 AM

Actually, he was at the White Snake show in Rhode Island, but I heard he gave away his log-in before he erupted in flames.



*COUGH*GreatWhite*COUGH*

Supercunt 19,936 13
02/18/2004 01:06 PM

All I have to say is that Alienyst Junior getting stood up amuses me to no small extent.

Supercunt 19,936 13
02/18/2004 01:26 PM

"Not only have I never felt superior to Gabbers but I never will"



You should.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
02/19/2004 02:45 AM

I hate you socck for tricking me so craftily.

MICORCUBN 13,428 12
02/19/2004 02:57 AM

Yes, that sockk is a crafty bitch.



But not the ONLY crafty bitch.

superchicken 6,678 0
02/19/2004 06:59 AM

where did bubba go? Now I think his real name was bubba. I may be a sort of NuuB, but it looks kike bubba is gone. dumbass.

superchicken 6,678 0
02/19/2004 07:01 AM

has

Bienvenidos a Lila 78,550 13
02/19/2004 07:10 AM

This thread had FINALLY fallen off the board and Dawn Frost-ing brought it back again.



Dawn, much like you, this thread needs to DIE DIE DIE! Let it go in peace.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/19/2004 08:10 AM

at least the mp3 thread hasn't resurfaced.

Bonky 75,728 15
02/19/2004 08:40 AM

If this thread were to be let go, how could Lila get her attention?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/19/2004 09:10 AM

I've got to say, this is by far the most idiotic thread I've read in a while. (Sorry Bubba). And the fact that this has carried over to the other place and brought them here just so they can bitch about Lila and the rest of GAB in two places is complete bullShakespeare.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/19/2004 09:11 AM

Hello dear, are you new?



This happens about 2-3 times a year.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
02/19/2004 09:13 AM

At least it makes for an interesting sociology paper.

MICORCUBN 13,428 12
02/19/2004 10:48 AM

meg, were you as freaked out by the password as i was?

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
04/28/2005 02:08 PM

I hear a pulse! It's ALIVE!

Lost Sparrow 100 9
04/28/2005 02:34 PM

Poor Bubbah, I feel bad for ya. All I can say is.. Girls..pffff...who needs em? Come out of the closet.

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/28/2005 02:36 PM

Thank you, Candie. Just yesterday, I was thinking to myself "Mary (I call myself Mary), you need to go find some really pointless thread and post in it. You know how much GAB loves it when people do that.". Looks like you just saved me a lot of trouble by doing it for me. Now I don't have to go use search to find one.

Candie Kohrne 8,640 15
04/28/2005 03:02 PM

I aim to please. Jane, do you like tuna?

PlainTableTopJane 173,958 15
04/28/2005 03:04 PM

I only enjoy fish or a fishy smell when it's coming from between my legs.

The Reverend Oliver Chest 203,475 12
04/28/2005 03:05 PM

This thread was kinda funny, and I learned that I wanna have sex with Candie.

gorckat: Admirul of Speling Ritely 41,132 13
04/28/2005 03:06 PM

I can never remember if its, "Smells like fiShakespeares a wonderful dish" or "If it smells like fiShakespeares not good fish".



Probably explains the canker sores.

Phuc 237,915 21
04/28/2005 03:13 PM

This is so nostalgic.



Like finding a Reagan-era sammich under the couch cushions.



Shelby's been off her Shakespeare lately.

newwave 45,912 10
04/28/2005 03:14 PM

http://www.zug.com/gab/photos/images/CandieKohrneTits.jpg

HTTP/1.1 404 Not Found



WHY GOD WHY?