Godot 15,434 11
02/17/2004 02:27 PM

Godot - Gab

The Great Vogonsky 20,522 17
02/17/2004 02:28 PM

A dog for Taco Bell.

PuggyD 48,304 12
02/17/2004 02:28 PM

I think the Dominos Noid wins in pretty much any category.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/17/2004 02:28 PM

Courtney Love for a drug rehab center.

Dennis Leary FOr lung cancer researh.

David Crosby for AA

Paul Reubens for a movie theater.

Hot Buttered Stoat - Just call me Brenda 9,077 10
02/17/2004 02:29 PM

1000 ways to masturbate - Virnomine





No, wait a minute...

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/17/2004 02:30 PM

Michael Jackson for Sesame Street

The Great Vogonsky 20,522 17
02/17/2004 02:30 PM

Optimus Prime for Vagisil.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/17/2004 02:30 PM

Tim Elkins for Zug.com

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/17/2004 02:31 PM

Justin Timberlake for MENSA.

Chance 171,270 14
02/17/2004 02:32 PM

Shrek 2 should be coming out soon. Looks like I'll be working again!

The Great Vogonsky 20,522 17
02/17/2004 02:32 PM

Goatse man for Tootsie-Rolls.

Chance 171,270 14
02/17/2004 02:33 PM

Oh and that was like totally random.

The Great Vogonsky 20,522 17
02/17/2004 02:34 PM

Chewbacca for powdered doughnuts.

Hot Buttered Stoat - Just call me Brenda 9,077 10
02/17/2004 02:35 PM

Christopher Reeves for Nike Air Max

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/17/2004 02:35 PM

I don't know why, but I like the Chewbacca one.

The Great Vogonsky 20,522 17
02/17/2004 02:36 PM

Frank Stallone for CareerBuilder.com.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/17/2004 02:36 PM

Along those same lines, it could be Chewbacca for Scotch Tape.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
02/17/2004 02:37 PM

I think it has little to do with Chewbacca and everything to do with doughnuts.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/17/2004 02:38 PM

Paris Hilton for Cannon digital video cameras.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/17/2004 02:38 PM

A fat joke! Brilliant.



Go chew your cud.

PuggyD 48,304 12
02/17/2004 02:39 PM

Steve Urkel for the Freestyle Gazelle.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
02/17/2004 02:40 PM

You having your period today virn?



It wasn't a fat joke.



Anything with Doughnuts makes it funny.

Chance 171,270 14
02/17/2004 02:42 PM

Chewbacca and the hair club for men.........He's not only the president.

PuggyD 48,304 12
02/17/2004 02:45 PM

The Virgin Mary for the morning after pill.

PuggyD 48,304 12
02/17/2004 02:46 PM

Oh, and Jesus for Home Depot!





...cuz he was a carpenter, right?

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/17/2004 02:53 PM

Rosie O'Donnell for the NRA.



Charlton Heston for PETA.



Michael Stipe for Longhorn Steakhouse.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
02/17/2004 03:14 PM

carrot top for anything

Pubah Likes Canadians 56,794 18
02/17/2004 03:34 PM

Saddam for the Peace Corps

Janet or Paris Hilton for those Morman (morals and Shakespeare) commercials

Jessica Simpson for Harvard or any school of higher learning

Pubah for Evelyn Wood's Speed Spelling Course

MIPO now with more chitlins 363 9
02/17/2004 03:37 PM

Star Jones for Anorexics Anonymous

Pubah Likes Canadians 56,794 18
02/17/2004 03:39 PM

Fitty Cent for a Gospel Album

Livewire 78,229 13
02/17/2004 04:08 PM

George W. Bush for Amnesty International

Lee Malvo for US Armed Forces recruitment

Andy Dick for Gold's Gym

Rush Limbaugh for Speedo

Saul Rubinek for Hormel bacon

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/17/2004 04:10 PM

Jessica Simpson for Harvard or any school of higher learning



Along those same lines,



Jessica Simpson on The More You Know moments.



Pope John Paul for Trojans

Celine Dion for Weight Watchers

R. Kelly for Girl Scout Cookies

Pubah Likes Canadians 56,794 18
02/17/2004 04:11 PM

The kid who had half his face amputated would make a GREAT spokesperson for the 'Dipping is Cool' campaign

Pubah Likes Canadians 56,794 18
02/17/2004 04:13 PM

EmANDem for the 'Citizens for a More Civil Society' adds.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 04:14 PM

Michael J Fox for the heart surgeon's association.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/17/2004 04:19 PM

Gandalf the Grey for a hair dye.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/17/2004 04:19 PM

alf for the SPCA

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/17/2004 04:20 PM

Conan O'Brien for the Toronto Tourism Board

Pubah Likes Canadians 56,794 18
02/17/2004 04:27 PM

Ted Nugent for PETA

Mr Malvo or his 'Daddy' for NRA

mojo rising 52 9
02/17/2004 04:33 PM

michael jackson for nambla

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/17/2004 04:34 PM

carrot top for teh funny

Livewire 78,229 13
02/17/2004 05:37 PM

Richard Reid for Nike Shox

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/17/2004 05:38 PM

Princess Di-PSA for airbags or seatbelts.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/17/2004 05:40 PM

Collin Powell for the NAACP.

Spork you very much 28 9
02/17/2004 05:57 PM

The pope for Mountain Dew.

mgross 359 0
02/17/2004 06:00 PM

Pope or Michael Jackson-condoms

PuggyD 48,304 12
02/17/2004 06:01 PM

Postbear for Country Time lemonade.



Virn for tact.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/17/2004 06:02 PM

Anna Nicole Smith for Weight Watchers.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/17/2004 06:02 PM

Or Virn for PETA.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/17/2004 06:09 PM

I love animals.



They are delicious.

Albob Roebob 0 9
02/17/2004 06:49 PM

janet jackson for nipple tape

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/17/2004 06:51 PM

Puggy for meaningful threads and good judgement in creating them



20 times a day.

Whimsical BobJohnson 178,045 22
02/17/2004 06:57 PM

Hmmmm. I don't know. But I'm pretty sure I don't want to see an animatronic Hitler dancing with a vacuum cleaner.

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/17/2004 06:59 PM

I think I would like to see that.

Whimsical BobJohnson 178,045 22
02/17/2004 07:02 PM

How about Michael Moore for Subway?

Virnomine 79,386 11
02/17/2004 07:04 PM

no, how about Michael Moore for George W. Bush in 2004?

Livewire 78,229 13
02/17/2004 07:58 PM

I'm pretty sure I don't want to see an animatronic Hitler dancing with a vacuum cleaner.



That's funny, because I'm pretty sure I'd pay good money to see that.

Whimsical BobJohnson 178,045 22
02/17/2004 08:03 PM

George Bush for the National Guard.



Nearly-dead-from-starvation-Ethiopian for OFF Insect Repellents.



Sally Struthers for nearly-dead-from-starvation-Ethiopians.



Bob Dole for "the Clapper."



Jean Chretien for any product used on the face.



Lassie for comically stereotypical Chinese food restaurant.



Bill Janklow for "radar detectors."

Mayo Clinic Is My Daddy 246 9
02/17/2004 11:58 PM

The Dell Drug dude for most anything..... but drugs.

Eric Nugent 23,705 11
02/18/2004 12:08 AM

The one armed surfer girl for "The Clapper"



The one armed surfer girl for "Hand Lotion"



Bob Dylan for "English as a second language"

The Great Vogonsky 20,522 17
02/18/2004 09:43 AM

Clint Eastwood for Downy fabric softener.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/18/2004 12:29 PM

Elton John for any sport.



Kramer for a meditation program.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/18/2004 02:14 PM

Ozzie Osborne for the DARE program



actually, he's work quite well on the 'this is your brain on drugs' adds.

Bonky 75,728 15
02/18/2004 02:24 PM

Cherokee, the four year old blue point siamese for Universal Inkjet Refill Ink.





BONKY FOR Frost YOU!

Bonky 75,728 15
02/18/2004 02:26 PM

Vegetable oil for President!



Wait.

Hot Singapore Chow Fun Trixxie 65,021 15
02/18/2004 02:30 PM

George Dubyah Bush for MENSA

i pet my cat 19 9
02/18/2004 02:31 PM

Bill Clinton for breast implants

i pet my cat 19 9
02/18/2004 02:32 PM

George Bush for president

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/18/2004 02:32 PM

Wait a minute. Gays don't like replublicans???

Pubah 56,794 18
02/18/2004 03:15 PM

Bill Clinton for Promise Keepers

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/18/2004 03:16 PM

Bill Buckner for the city of Boston.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/18/2004 03:18 PM

Monica Lewinsky for dry cleaning

Pubah 56,794 18
02/18/2004 03:22 PM

Cubbie Dumbass fan for Wilson Gloves

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/18/2004 03:24 PM

Worst combination endorser and product?



Puggy for the NFL

PuggyD 48,304 12
02/18/2004 03:24 PM

Why not? I have a tight end.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/18/2004 03:26 PM

When you 'get your wiShakespeare'll be a Split End.

PuggyD 48,304 12
02/18/2004 03:27 PM

When I "get my wish" I'll finally have that pony. And an ice cream castle in the sky.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/18/2004 03:32 PM

and firmly packed dirt

PuggyD 48,304 12
02/18/2004 03:35 PM

<action> misses the point </action>



...and ten dollars from Grandma that I don't have to share with no one!

Pubah 56,794 18
02/18/2004 03:40 PM

<action>Gives Puddy two tickets to the circus and walks away</action>

Bonky 75,728 15
02/18/2004 03:46 PM

A jar of pennies for Tampax.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/18/2004 03:49 PM

<action>Has no idea what Bonky's talking about</action>



That's why I love her so

Bonky 75,728 15
02/18/2004 03:49 PM

Save up a bunch of pennies.



Put them in a jar.



Open the jar and smell those pennies!





BLOODS!

Pubah 56,794 18
02/18/2004 03:53 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh



Since I never keep pennies very long, I'd never had the pleasure of sniffing them.



I feel so much more well rounded now, Bonks



You're the best

Bonky 75,728 15
02/18/2004 06:31 PM

You might be pregnant. You missed three periods in your last post.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/20/2004 03:18 PM

If I'm preggers we're ALL gonna be millionairs.



I'll start the book today.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/20/2004 03:20 PM

Yeah, that will work well.



My name pubah. i right boko. i gonna have a baby. i boy ihave peepee.

droogie1 60 10
02/20/2004 03:22 PM

Mike Tyson for Hooked on Phonics

Bonky 75,728 15
02/20/2004 06:17 PM

Lila for either: MENSA, Ortho-Tricyclene, or The Sharper Image.

Fistfull 144 10
02/20/2004 08:54 PM

James Brown for the White Ribbon Campaign (Men against domestic violence)



Monica Lewinsky for the tobacco industry



Yoda for aspirin. Hes 900 years old, he has to have some serious arthritis going on.

Livewire 78,229 13
02/20/2004 09:49 PM

I said, "Chance for an internet message board".

Livewire 78,229 13
02/20/2004 10:06 PM

You shut up, MARK OURSLER!

8======D~~~~ 399 11
02/21/2004 01:01 AM

Arnold Schwarzenegger for Herbal Essences Shampoo.





Calista Flockheart for Casual Male Big and Tall Department Stores

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
02/21/2004 01:13 AM

Martha Stewart for Midol.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/21/2004 01:15 AM

Ringworm for Blue Star Ointment

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
02/21/2004 01:52 AM

JLo for the Screen Actors Guild

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
02/21/2004 01:59 AM

Snoop Dog, for Hooked on Chronic

Bonky 75,728 15
02/21/2004 10:32 AM

Wooots! Mark Oursler thinks I'm funny! Oh dear Allah, I thought this day would never come! I AM POPULAR!

Bonky 75,728 15
02/21/2004 10:33 AM

Bonky for the Not First To Post Foundation.

Hairy Armed Pubah 56,794 18
02/21/2004 06:17 PM

Harvet Corman for British Palace Guard recruitment



That man can't keep a straight face to save his life

just me ok 13,787 15
02/21/2004 11:14 PM

Bill Clinton for cigars..

Chit4Brainz 178,742 15
02/22/2004 04:58 AM

Or Monica Lewinski, for Rizzla++ rolling machines

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/23/2004 02:27 PM

I thought of this while I was at the scout banquet, and the speaker looked like a total pedophile.





Michael Jackson for the Boy Scouts of America.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/23/2004 05:09 PM

Princess Diana for Mercedes.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/23/2004 05:12 PM

Steven Hawking for Hooked on Phonics

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/23/2004 05:21 PM

That didn't make sense.



I was trying to imply that he talks funny. Not that he can't read. Because, you know, he's like, the smartest person going or something like that.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/23/2004 05:51 PM

Anna Nicole Smith for PETA.

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/23/2004 05:53 PM

Steven Hawking for Thighmaster.

Gonzo 20,522 17
12/10/2008 12:52 PM

<insert car company name here>'s CEO for <insert car company name here>

reindeerfart 4,871 6
12/10/2008 01:29 PM

gonzo for the funnybone comedy club

Autra is Still a Dude 10,533 11
12/10/2008 01:44 PM

CG for Quitters Anonymous

reindeerfart 4,871 6
12/10/2008 02:39 PM

drunkenfart for NASA