Livewire 78,229 13
02/19/2004 12:41 AM

Studies show that most homosexuals dislike anal insertion and engage in such acts rarely, opting instead for varieties of oral sex.

Kareno The Awesome 1,253 9
02/19/2004 12:42 AM

Well, Livewire, I guess you would know.

Jantastic 10,022 10
02/19/2004 12:42 AM

So what, do you wake up in the morning, and think about your gay boyfriend?

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/19/2004 12:45 AM

Mooks gives great







MSN Messenger.

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/19/2004 12:46 AM

Incidentally... the guy I was playing with this afternoon...he looked really great with my hand up his Emerson....on the sling....

Staff Sergeant Mookie 17,582 13
02/19/2004 12:48 AM

What the Frost?!

Staff Sergeant Mookie 17,582 13
02/19/2004 12:51 AM

haha, his drunk punk-ass forgot to log out.



Hey Declan, come and kiss me on the lips, our chin hairs entwining is such a hot thought, I'm streaming in my pants right this instant.

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/19/2004 12:52 AM

Yeah, it was a FROST! A FROST-ING great FROST!

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/19/2004 12:53 AM

Facial hair? I am on it like Virn onBLAM!

Staff Sergeant Mookie 17,582 13
02/19/2004 12:55 AM

ACtually, I'd like to braid all of my hair with yours, because I'm in to big, hairy mens with big hairy Coleridge'nballs.

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/19/2004 01:00 AM

braid all my hair with yours





All righty. If we start very soon, we could be done by 2007, or so.

Staff Sergeant Mookie 17,582 13
02/19/2004 01:02 AM

This stops now. My revenge will be sweet, sweet indeed.

Adrian, Trae's love clown. 13,341 13
02/19/2004 01:05 AM

let me be the first to say this....



WHAT THE FLYING Frost111????

llama pyjamas 7,194 10
02/19/2004 01:07 AM

Studies show that most homosexuals dislike anal insertion and engage in such acts rarely, opting instead for varieties of oral sex.



Wouldn't you like to be the scientist researching that? So, Mr. and Mr. Smith. Do you prefer it up the ass? Or in the mouth?

Livewire 78,229 13
02/19/2004 01:07 AM

I'm not too interested in what's going on in the conversation, but this "flying Frost" of yours sounds interesting.

Punkin-zirra 3,585 11
02/19/2004 01:07 AM

I, too, am a homosexual. Because boys do not like me.





(you don't count, Pubah-teh-Douche)

Livewire 78,229 13
02/19/2004 01:09 AM

Wouldn't you like to be the scientist researching that? So, Mr. and Mr. Smith. Do you prefer it up the ass? Or in the mouth?



Actually, I just totally made that up. My research comes entirely from asking one gay co-worker something along the lines of, "So... you like... take it up the ass?"

Adrian, Trae's love clown. 13,341 13
02/19/2004 01:10 AM

So in order to get me some hot Punkin luv I need a sex change?



*goes to get knife*

Ducky-Prankster of teh Universe! 10,666 13
02/19/2004 01:13 AM

Hahhaa, dumbass Mookie, he's already passed out on the couch, serves him right for not logging out.

Adrian, Trae's love clown. 13,341 13
02/19/2004 01:15 AM

Ooook, now I understand.....



But the Frost is still flying...

Punkin-zirra 3,585 11
02/19/2004 01:21 AM

NO Adrian!



In order to have sex with me, you have to have

A) at least most of your teeth.

B) some form of hygiene. Or you can take a shower here. I'm not picky.

and C) genitals.



If you meet any of the above criteria, let a sister know. Girls have NEEDS.

Adrian, Trae's love clown. 13,341 13
02/19/2004 01:24 AM

check!



Check!



Aaaand, check!





You moist yet, honey?

Punkin-zirra 3,585 11
02/19/2004 01:29 AM

Soaked. I hope sex with a Real Live Person is as fun as it is with my belt-sander...

Punkin-zirra 3,585 11
02/19/2004 01:33 AM

Few things can really compete with sex toys that have their own generators. Or kick-starts.

Adrian, Trae's love clown. 13,341 13
02/19/2004 01:36 AM

You can kickstart me anytime, baby...



Punkin is teh hot.

Adrian, Trae's love clown. 13,341 13
02/19/2004 01:38 AM

I hope sex with a Real Live Person is as fun as it is with my belt-sander...





My tongue is less abrasive...

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/19/2004 01:41 AM

My tongue's less abrasive...





Does that make Adrian a smooth talker?

Peeping Tom-Chickens with Xray Eyes 286,326 61
02/19/2004 09:56 AM

<action>pun-slaps Declan



For shame.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/19/2004 10:00 AM

The correct response to a good pun should be the same as the response to a good fart-a loud groan, and a quick emptying of the room.

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/19/2004 01:53 PM

Ooooh, Chickens. You can slap me anytime for anything.

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/19/2004 02:51 PM

That can be fun, too.

Adrian, Trae's love clown. 13,341 13
02/19/2004 02:57 PM

No.

Frou Frou Secsi Dragon Lady 156,785 17
02/19/2004 04:46 PM

Incidentally... the guy I was playing with this afternoon...he looked really great with my hand up his Emerson....on the sling....





That would be interesting and mildly amusing if YOU WEREN'T A KNOWN HOMOSEXUAL WITH DEVIANT TENDANCIES IN REAL LIFE!



*dips brain in bleach to kill the visual*

Adrian, Trae's love clown. 13,341 13
02/19/2004 05:17 PM

I'll never look at handpuppets in quite the same way again....



*shudders*



Trae....leave some bleach for me?