Fratberry 282,615 53
02/20/2004 01:30 PM

Which size do you want, flaccid or erect?

Punkin-zirra 3,585 11
02/20/2004 01:31 PM

JP, you wear a 9.5 women's shoe? How Frost-ing tall are you?



I wear a 7 or a 7.5 depending on the shoe. And I feel ultragay for responding to this.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/20/2004 01:32 PM

Does it matter?





I', a size 13. You know what they say about guys with big feet.....

















Their socks cost more.

The Puggy of the D: Assholier than thou 48,304 12
02/20/2004 01:32 PM

12. 13 in bowling shoes and Chuck Taylor hi-tops.

Chance 171,270 14
02/20/2004 01:33 PM

I wear a womans 11 and a mens 10.

Hairytoes 13,437 11
02/20/2004 01:33 PM

No way! I wear a 8 or a 9 in womens! And it's ok that you feel gay, I've declared today Gay Friday! Everyone now has to skip everywhere they go and have a sunny smile on their face!

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/20/2004 01:34 PM

Oh. Sorry, I thought "shoe" was a euphemism for something else.



Nevermind. 12, by the way. Shoe. Not "shoe".

Hairytoes 13,437 11
02/20/2004 01:34 PM

If I meant "shoe", I would have put "shoe". Geek.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/20/2004 01:37 PM

Pervy bastard! Name like Hairytoes I bet he/she/it has hard drive upon hard drive of shoe porn! Socks bought on eBay! Laces found on the subway, tied into sexual animal shapes! Dr Scholls with destinctive impressions!



Im a 10.5.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/20/2004 01:37 PM

Everyone now has to skip everywhere they go and have a sunny smile on their face



And use the word Fabulous....



and I'm a womans 10, b.t.w.

Hairytoes 13,437 11
02/20/2004 01:38 PM

You know me so well Dead Robot!

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/20/2004 01:38 PM

Wait, It's gay friday? Finaly an excuse to wear my stilletos!

Jantastic 10,022 10
02/20/2004 01:39 PM

I wear a women's 6, and I don't have anything humorous to add.

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/20/2004 01:41 PM

I was actually making (well, trying anyway) a joke so, when you said Geek, you probably should have said Stupid Unfunny Geek.



That would have been more accurate.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/20/2004 01:41 PM

<action>is gelling like Magellan</action>

Hairytoes 13,437 11
02/20/2004 01:43 PM

Liar! Gellin' people say gellin'!

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/20/2004 01:43 PM

Want some mellon?

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/20/2004 01:45 PM

<action>buys her insoles at the Dollar Store.</action>



So I have to say GellinG

ringworm 68,315 13
02/20/2004 01:57 PM

i wear a women's 11.5.

Chance 171,270 14
02/20/2004 01:59 PM

So nobody has anything obnoxious to say about my humongous feet? Are you guys sick?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
02/20/2004 02:03 PM

"JP, you wear a 9.5 women's shoe? How Frost-ing tall are you?



5'2" flat-footed.



7'1" on her toes.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/20/2004 02:05 PM

I wear number 13

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/20/2004 02:09 PM

<action>says in her most obnoxious voice:</action>



Hey, Chance, you have humongous feet.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
02/20/2004 02:09 PM

My shoes go up to 11!

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/20/2004 02:10 PM

Clickie for the Spinal Tap reference.

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/20/2004 02:12 PM

10.5 EEE

Chance 171,270 14
02/20/2004 02:21 PM

HOW DARE YOU PANDA! Well you are freakishly tall!

Chance 171,270 14
02/20/2004 02:25 PM

hee hee you see how I say "you are" I am so pathetic.

Hairytoes 13,437 11
02/20/2004 02:27 PM

Stop conversing!

Chance 171,270 14
02/20/2004 02:28 PM

I am taking over all the threads. Stop responding to me.

Hairytoes 13,437 11
02/20/2004 02:30 PM

I have to respond. I was born with the Responding Gene.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/20/2004 02:31 PM

Giant amazon women.



So...conflicted...

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/20/2004 02:32 PM

I'ts like I'm drowning in estrogen.

Chance 171,270 14
02/20/2004 02:33 PM

How the hell can I drive the car with all you asses grabbing the wheel? Sit back, relax, and I'll get us there!

Hairytoes 13,437 11
02/20/2004 02:33 PM

Drink the estrogen and become a Spice Girl. Girl Power!!

Livewire 78,229 13
02/20/2004 02:35 PM

I wear a size 5 ladies' shoe.



Oh, and the ones on my feet are men's size 8.

MIPO now with more chitlins 363 9
02/20/2004 02:37 PM

freakish size 15

Pubah 56,794 18
02/20/2004 03:10 PM

9.5 because I like a snug fit



Don't believe everything you hear

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/20/2004 04:19 PM

HOW DARE YOU PANDA! Well you are freakishly tall!



Hello, Pot? This is the Kettle....

Chance 171,270 14
02/20/2004 04:24 PM

um hey kettle.......

Frou Frou Secsi Dragon Lady 156,785 17
02/20/2004 04:24 PM

I'm just your standard variety, above average height woman's 9.

Lunchbox 14,650 10
02/20/2004 06:11 PM

13

Frou Frou Secsi Dragon Lady 156,785 17
02/20/2004 06:15 PM

<action> realizes her wish has come true and faints from the shock.

MissBehave 3,853 11
02/20/2004 06:21 PM

I will have to answer Medium, since all I own are flip flops.

NeepNeep Put da lime in the coconut, WooWoo! 35,066 15
02/20/2004 06:45 PM

I'm 10 womens. I'm 5'6".

Just Bunny 5,695 11
02/20/2004 06:49 PM

I'm 5'7" and wear anything from a 9 to 10, depending on the shoe maker.





My brother wears a size 16 shoe and is 6'5"...YIKES!

The Puggy of the D: Assholier than thou 48,304 12
02/20/2004 06:51 PM

OMG, Lunchbox!



Now we totally have to hook up!



We can borrow eachother's shoes!

I am such a douchbag 13 9
02/20/2004 06:52 PM

I cant afford shoes. I spent it all on this damn computer.

Hairytoes 13,437 11
02/20/2004 07:00 PM

Could you stop leaving yourself so open for riducule?

I am such a douchbag 13 9
02/20/2004 07:02 PM

Go for it

Sweet Sweet Mizz Swizz 3,957 10
02/20/2004 07:52 PM

Size 8.5.



I'm 5 feet tall.



Yes, I have clown feet.

nubbie 397 9
02/20/2004 07:54 PM

34 B

Mayo Clinic Is My Daddy 246 9
02/21/2004 12:54 AM

Cool people wear size 15. That makes me wonder why I have size 15 feet though...

Honey Bunches of Hollis 7,284 14
02/21/2004 01:20 AM

"I wear a women's 16 and 1/2."



</Peggy Hill>

Hairy Armed Pubah 56,794 18
02/21/2004 02:46 AM

<action>Runs Screaming from Miss Swizz teh Clown</action>





IT is after me...IT is after me!

1-800-DIAL-A-HAMMERHEAD 59,399 14
02/21/2004 03:31 AM

What the hell's a douch bag?

Fluro 14,139 11
02/21/2004 03:39 PM

13-14

Hairy Armed Pubah 56,794 18
02/21/2004 05:49 PM

did ya get the pics Hairytoed Hazelra?

It is hard to type in a strait-jacket 1,684 14
02/22/2004 12:38 AM

14~15 depending on shoe







Yeah, laugh, you try finding a damn 14 1/2 nike.

Pubah the Publican 56,794 18
02/22/2004 12:40 AM

E me Hazel, while I'm still at the library!

Scruff Mcgruff 139 9
02/22/2004 12:00 PM

9.5 EEEEE you read that right i have to get my shoes custom made because my feet are square

BobJohnson, Test-Tube Baby 178,045 22
02/22/2004 01:58 PM

A 10½



But don't let the "average size" fool you.

Bad Donkey 19,242 12
02/22/2004 02:57 PM

10 and a half.

High Priestess of Stewie 58,741 29
04/15/2004 06:56 PM

Yea well, I'm 5'9" and wear anything froma 9 1/2 to a 11.

Goatse Man 30,762 12
08/28/2004 01:12 AM

I have little asian feet. 14 mens.

Lord Dyran, professional procrastinator 6,040 9
08/28/2004 01:14 AM

My shoe size is boring -- 11 and a half -- but my grandfather's shoes were size 13FFF. He had a cat who could fit her whole body in his shoe.



It's like Kuribo's shoe all over again!

Goatse Man 30,762 12
08/28/2004 01:15 AM

He-He, I thought you said grandmother.

brody 43,090 12
08/28/2004 08:31 AM

I've got UK size 7 feet and im only about 5 foot 3, This used to piss me off until a friend wisely reminded me, 'some people don't have feet.'

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/28/2004 01:11 PM

Or an arm.

TTJane-full of painful convictions 173,958 15
08/28/2004 01:13 PM

Nice, Ollie.



I wear a size 8-81/2.

Dogs Akimbo 211,379 32
08/28/2004 01:19 PM

I wear a size 8-81/2.



Eight and eighty one halves would be a 48 1/2.



Everything is bigger in Texas, eh?

Nicole 8 8
08/28/2004 01:55 PM

I'm a size 6 in shoes. You know what they say about girls with small feet, right? Well, it's *entirely* untrue. As a matter of fact, I've never even been attracted to livestock!

Lord Dyran, professional procrastinator 6,040 9
08/28/2004 02:58 PM

What is wrong with you people? Kuribo's shoe was one of the coolest things ever!



Geez. Did you guys even PLAY Super Mario Bros. 3?

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/28/2004 03:20 PM

Chance and I are foot twins!! Now all I need to find is my hand twin.



And Chance/SHP are not Amazons. Grow a few more inches...then put on heels...then go visit a migit town. (I hear there is one somewhere near Fort Worth!)

Derpa Derp 375 8
11/25/2004 12:23 PM

I wear 9.





I have nothing witty to say.

Lunchbox and the Dildo of Justice 14,650 10
11/25/2004 12:26 PM

if you cant say anything witty, dont say anything at all.

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/25/2004 12:27 PM

...

Kjellsor 8 8
11/25/2004 12:31 PM

40/41. Europe Norway size

Jennica 0 8
11/25/2004 01:26 PM

Quietly sneaks in and adds to thread...my 1st post after lurking for a bout 6 months...hello.

i wear a 9 in mens,8 in womens,and I wear a 30-32 in mens Levi's,t-shirts but I like lacy underware,and no bra..so if I were a guy i would be weird,but as a women its ok to crossdress.I think..anyway Hi and now...going back into lurkdom...my own private kingdom

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
11/25/2004 01:35 PM

What planet are you from?

Jennica 0 8
11/25/2004 02:22 PM

Well where should I be from?As a newb I guess I should let you tell me where I am from,and then go back there and ravage small animals?

Jennica 0 8
11/25/2004 02:23 PM

Or be ravished by them...

Chilly Willy - Power Lurker 87 8
11/25/2004 02:28 PM

I hope that lurkdom isn't a private kingdom, because I've been living there for months as well.



Size 12 by the way.... real size 12s not like the rest of you fakers trying to pretend you have man sized feet. My wife can wear my shoes with her shoes on... I don't know why I'm proud of that.







I need a new hobby.

Jennica 0 8
11/25/2004 02:35 PM

Welcome to Lurkerville,population 2,We can jointly rule if you so wish.Tis private but not snobby.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
11/25/2004 02:37 PM

it's in between a 42 and a 43 (least that is what is said on my newrocks.



9 and a half to 10 and a half depending on shoe

millie will bring the pies 116,984 28
11/25/2004 11:55 PM

5 1/2 or 6 in women-sizes. I don't wear men-sizes, but I do have some boy size 4 sneakers I wear.

Zackman 3,927 0
11/26/2004 12:00 AM

10and 1/2 wide or 11 wide.



Up my ass, I just wore a size 6 after the fight I had with my girlfriend and she was right about the whole thing.



At least she's not prone to wearing steel toed boots.

millie will bring the pies 116,984 28
11/26/2004 12:11 AM

I have two pairs of size 6 steel-toed boots I can send her. I used to wear them at the tampon factory but don't need them anymore.



I'll bet she could use them.

Zackman 3,927 0
11/26/2004 12:19 AM

NEW! From MANPOM! Size SIX steel toed MANPON for the days when you're winning the fight!















I don't Frost-ing think so girlfriend, but thanks anyway.

Slayer of Shoes 549 9
11/26/2004 03:06 PM

<action> brings in scythe <action> Yes... yes... YES!!! This is my thread, yes this is where you all die. All of you shoes! Wait... I... I... I didn't mean it! NO THERE ARE TOO MANY! NO!

Jaggylioness, Jane's bitch 11,895 13
12/16/2004 06:42 AM

Ok, I'm bumping this until everyone signed up for SS posts. Well, actually I'm only waiting for one person, but if that person is the first to post, obviously I'll have to half heartedly bump a bit so as not to give away the surprise.



Go!

Frogpop Nipping at your Nose 173,148 25
12/16/2004 06:48 AM

US 12 UK 11.5 EUR 46.5

Neep, Santa wears jandals to New Zealand. 35,066 15
12/16/2004 06:58 AM

I already said, you silly goose.

Jaggylioness, Jane's bitch 11,895 13
12/16/2004 02:33 PM

Ok, you're online and you seem to be posting. Go! Please?

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
12/16/2004 02:40 PM

I wear a US 12.5



It reflects nothing.

TheFoye 55,700 16
12/16/2004 02:50 PM

My penis is 21cm my shoe size is larger then that!

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
12/16/2004 02:53 PM

21cm



Yes, but the 2.5cm girth makes it look like a crazy straw.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
12/16/2004 02:54 PM

"What is your shoe size?"



Small enough to fit in your ass, but big enough to make it hurt.