Pubah 56,794 18
02/24/2004 02:46 PM

<action>Runs in bugging his eyes</action>



Yous meanses Ah kin marrys de white women now?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
02/24/2004 02:47 PM

I have the same sex in my marrige; "None."

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/24/2004 02:47 PM

And what of the hermaphrodites?! We must think of the hermaphrodites!!

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
02/24/2004 02:47 PM

Yes Pubah, as long as you aren't a woman either.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
02/24/2004 02:49 PM

Years from now when people are marrying their kidneys,

they'll read about this sort of crap and laugh.



"Ahahaha!", they'll say.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
02/24/2004 02:50 PM

This whole deal will set a precedent.



Someday I'll be able to marry my pig AND my banjo.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
02/24/2004 02:50 PM

I can marry whatever I want, it's a free country.



For instance, I love doughnuts and married one this morning. Of course the honeymoon was short lived as I ate the doughnut shortly after placing it on my left ring finger.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 02:50 PM

The hermaphrodites can go Frost themselves.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/24/2004 02:54 PM

Kittuns you deliciously horny freak



You diddled your doughnut before you ate it?



I've never loved you more.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 02:54 PM

Dead Robot diddles his crullers.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
02/24/2004 02:55 PM

Heh.



My last post was so laden with innuendo.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
02/24/2004 02:56 PM

Butternuts fondles his fritters.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/24/2004 03:04 PM

Kittuns fiddles her assorted breakfast pastries.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/24/2004 03:06 PM

Felipe fiddles with the middle first



Then diddles the vittles later

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/24/2004 03:08 PM

Little in the middle, but she got much back.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/24/2004 03:09 PM

You know how I likes em Chi-Chi

I'm Lunch James, bitch. Enjoy yo'self. 14,650 10
02/24/2004 03:12 PM

for a party so intent on keeping government out of people's lives, it sure has an awful lot to say on how moral we should be.



let the fruits elope!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/24/2004 03:13 PM

And so the battle cry rose from the salons and bath houses of America, "Let the fruits elope!"

I'm Lunch James, bitch. Enjoy yo'self. 14,650 10
02/24/2004 03:15 PM

and from the ninja dojos.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/24/2004 03:17 PM

...and the frat houses, long symbols of pent-up homosexuality.

67,630 16
02/24/2004 03:17 PM

<action> crashes into room</action>



Oy vey!



I mean...

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/24/2004 05:53 PM

It will happen, only a question of when.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 06:06 PM

As it should. Why should the gays get off easy? Let them be as married and miserable as the breeders!

juggernautbaby13 400 9
02/24/2004 06:10 PM

Now now, we all know marriage should be between an abusive, cheating husband and his codependent alcoholic wife.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 06:12 PM

Yes, but in Massachusetts and Vermont "wife" is now defined as "the one taking the punch".

ellof 8 9
02/24/2004 06:58 PM

America is the most narrow minded country in the whole world...I would rather live in Iraq...

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/24/2004 07:00 PM

What's stopping you?

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 07:07 PM

America is the most narrow minded country in the whole world...I would rather live in Iraq...



Because Iraq's same sex marriage laws are so much more liberal than America's.

ellof 8 9
02/24/2004 07:12 PM

..no perhaps they don't, but America is the land of the Free & the brave...shouldn't america be free for all people not only white heterosexual males in the mid 40:s ?

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/24/2004 07:14 PM

Do you, muhammed, take Hablakalabannanarama to be your, uh, husband?

Chili McChillChill 8,880 12
02/24/2004 07:14 PM

I keep hoping that they will extend it down to the 30's, so that I can get out of this damn coal mine.

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/24/2004 07:15 PM

I'm only 23, its fair in my book so YOU ARE WRONG!

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 07:16 PM

shouldn't america be free for all people not only white heterosexual males in the mid 40:s ?



I wouldn't know. Perhaps you might like to ask an American?

imakeoutwithfish 20 10
02/24/2004 07:19 PM

Save the gays, vote John Edwards. Gay pride.

ellof 8 9
02/24/2004 07:20 PM

don't hate me just because I'm gay

Crazyballs 11,888 10
02/24/2004 07:23 PM

Thats not why I hate you.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 07:24 PM

Hello dear. Are you new?

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
02/24/2004 07:25 PM

What the monkey said.



Do we have a new QTA member?



Male, female or transgender?

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 07:28 PM

Wait. We had 3 choices?

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
02/24/2004 07:36 PM

Indeed you did have three choices!



If you sexuality is boy on boy, girl on girl or boy who looks like a girl who likes boys, or boys who do girls like girls do their boys, you know, as long as you're with someone you really love.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 07:39 PM

So the pellet with the poison's in the flagon with the dragon and the chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true?

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
02/24/2004 07:45 PM

Correct.

The Puggy of the D: Assholier than thou 48,304 12
02/24/2004 07:59 PM

So um, I know that links to The Onion are fairly redundant since a lot of you have probably already read it by the time I can post anything from it, but I thought this was pretty awesome.

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/25/2004 01:36 AM

I loves you, Monkey of Demo.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/26/2004 10:29 AM

Danny Kaye reminds me of that crazy, non-door knockin' Richards guy on Seinfeld



Not that I ever watch