Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/24/2004 03:31 PM

Wednesday Night!



Day Prices all Night Long!

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 03:31 PM

"Wednesday Night Special: Kids under 12 eat free!"

Chance teh Cheater 171,270 14
02/24/2004 03:31 PM

Cheap drinks should have you in her quickly





I mean in here.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/24/2004 03:33 PM

Wensday Night:

Target Rich Environment + Cheap Drinks = A Satisfying Weekend



(From a ladies perspective)



Wensday Night:

Cheap men won't mind buying rounds.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 03:36 PM

"Wednesday Nights: Drink the way your unemployed friends do!"

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 03:44 PM

Wednesday nights: Save enough money for Remington's.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/24/2004 03:50 PM

Wendsday Night:

Get her drunk, laid, showered and home before the babysitter has to leave.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/24/2004 03:53 PM

Puhbah...its a gay men's leather bar so your post should read:



Get him drunk, whipped, laid, showered and home before the wife comes home.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/24/2004 03:55 PM

Wednesday Nights:

Drunk Men in Leather: with money left for the bus ride home!

Chance teh Cheater 171,270 14
02/24/2004 03:55 PM

DR is gay?

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/24/2004 03:56 PM

Leather whip

Made for whuppin'

Drinks are cheap

Now get to shtuppin'

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/24/2004 03:57 PM

The only thing cheaper than the men are the drinks.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/24/2004 03:58 PM

<action>Laughs unconsolibly</action>



Gay Bar

GayDar

NaDar



I KNEW there was a connection

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/24/2004 03:59 PM

Wednesday Night!

Blowjobs by the bartender: cheap!

Chance teh Cheater 171,270 14
02/24/2004 04:00 PM

Wendsdays:More for your wad.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/24/2004 04:00 PM

Wendsday Night:

Cherry's going Fast

Get here early

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 04:02 PM

"Poster? But she has a VAGINA. Ewwww."

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 04:03 PM

Drinks are cheap on Wednesday night. Which is good because God knows you don't have much room in that outfit to carry money.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/24/2004 04:04 PM

Wednesdays at HomoJoes:

Why pay more to get your gay on?

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
02/24/2004 04:05 PM

Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday!



Come for the beers,

stay for the queers.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 04:17 PM

"Since you're going to burn in hell you might as well drink cheaply before you get there."

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 04:18 PM

GOD HATES when FAGS pay full price for beer.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/24/2004 04:18 PM

You are all winners.



"More for your wad" wins after consultation.



Congratz Chance. Come get your complimentary paddle and amyl nitrate.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/24/2004 04:33 PM

Here's your second chance, Chance:



The poster is for "Threesome Night". The picture is three leather dragoons in a high art porn pose.



Last month was "Threesomes: Meet and meet and greet"



Caption away!

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 04:35 PM

I think it's enough to just say "Threesome night" and the place will be full.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/24/2004 04:35 PM

The quickest way to 18 inches.

Chance teh Cheater 171,270 14
02/24/2004 04:36 PM

I WON!! I WON I WON I WON! ha ha losers.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
02/24/2004 04:37 PM

Threesomes: Because four is just ostentatious.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 04:37 PM

Threesome Night: Go Double Dutch.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/24/2004 04:37 PM

More bang for your buck.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/24/2004 04:39 PM

Three dicks are better than one.

Pubah 56,794 18
02/24/2004 04:40 PM

Daisey Chains never came so cheap

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/24/2004 04:40 PM

Would Double dutch for a threesome be a "single dutch"?

Chance teh Cheater 171,270 14
02/24/2004 04:41 PM

I really think my slogan could be used both nights.

ringworm 68,315 13
02/24/2004 04:41 PM

threesome night: double your chance of catching herpes.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 04:42 PM

"Threesome night: Because alcohol lowers inhibitions and makes someone more willing to have sex with you."

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/24/2004 04:42 PM

Have a two mustaches tickle your balls.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 04:43 PM

Threesome night: when one scary looking dude stuffed into a leather suit just isn't enough!

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
02/24/2004 04:44 PM

Threesome Night: The emotional scars will last for years!

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 04:44 PM

Threesomes night: why choose between top and bottom?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 04:45 PM

Have a sandwich after a night out.

Chance teh Cheater 171,270 14
02/24/2004 04:45 PM

Threesome Night:double you're Chances at free drinks.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/24/2004 04:45 PM

Is there a click max per day?



Im peeing here folks. My roomie is on the floor. Too bad I cant use half of them.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/24/2004 04:46 PM

Threesome night: more meat for you to meet.



Or



Threesome night: more meat for your bunghole.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 04:47 PM

Threesome Night: It costs more than couples night but not as much as foursome night.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 04:48 PM

Threesome night: Really piss Elsie Wayne off.



</canadian inside thing>

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/24/2004 04:49 PM

Sew your clothes together to make a whole cow instead of just 2/3rds of one.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/24/2004 04:50 PM

The quickest way to 18 inches



My roomie: "Frost, he's generous. Try 12."

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 04:50 PM

Queer^3

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/24/2004 04:51 PM

Threesome: Its like a FAG sandwich.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 04:52 PM

Threesome Night: ThatsalottaColeridge.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 04:52 PM

Threesome night: Twice the protien (for the Atkins dieters)

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/24/2004 04:52 PM

Threesome: BE the MEAT



or



Threesome: Hey, somebody's gotta be the bitch!

Chance teh Cheater 171,270 14
02/24/2004 04:54 PM

Threesome Night: Because door knobs get cold.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 04:54 PM

Threesome Night: Bi 1 get 1 free.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 04:55 PM

Threesome Night: Many straight geeks wasted a lot of their company's productivity to bring you this sign.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 04:57 PM

It's our new Triple Fruit (tm) mix!

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 04:57 PM

3-somes night: 3 times as good as 1-somes night!

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 04:59 PM

Threesome Night: If you're willing to suck that Coleridge, knowing full well where it's been, the least we can do is sell you cheap beer.

Chance teh Cheater 171,270 14
02/24/2004 04:59 PM

Threesome Night: They both can't say no.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
02/24/2004 05:00 PM

Threesome Night: Double your cleanup time.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 05:02 PM

Threesomes night.

Be an explorer. Go from pole to pole!

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/24/2004 05:05 PM

Threesome Night! Yer gonna need something to get that taste out yo mouth!



*partially stolen*

Moss 4,125 10
02/24/2004 05:07 PM

Threesomes night.

Just like a growing company: double your staff.

Chance teh Cheater 171,270 14
02/24/2004 05:09 PM

Threesome Night: We will be double packed for your pleasure.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/24/2004 05:10 PM

Threesome Night

Triple your pleasure, triple your fun.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/24/2004 05:10 PM

Whoever said three's a crowd didn't take all the orifices into account.

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
02/24/2004 05:12 PM

So much fun your rectum will prolapse.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 05:14 PM

(half credit to Chance)



Threesomes night.



We'll be packed - and so will you!

Moss 4,125 10
02/24/2004 05:17 PM

Threesomes night: when "I less than three you" is not enough.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/24/2004 05:18 PM

Threesome nights at the Leather gay Bar: Find the missing Village Person Here!

Livewire 78,229 13
02/24/2004 05:19 PM

Didn't get laid last week? Catch up on Threesome Night!

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 05:20 PM

Hey, at least one of them's bound to look decent once you sober up.

Livewire 78,229 13
02/24/2004 05:21 PM

Where the kisses are his, and his, and his,

Three's Company too!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
02/24/2004 05:25 PM

You don't have to sit on an upside-down barstool to get the most out of threesomes night.

Fratberry 282,615 53
02/24/2004 05:26 PM

Threesome Night: Find the butterbean and drink for free!!

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
02/24/2004 05:29 PM

Not sure about the sign, but the stop-n-shop near your bar should sell condoms:

buy 2 get one free...

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/24/2004 05:37 PM

Ive used "Go from Pole to Pole" for naked night as a pre-emptive strike.



Winner is...Lunch Lady with "have a sandwich..."



You win a Black Mambo Dildo and a pocket facial pack.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 05:39 PM

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.



>sob<

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 05:39 PM

Cool, where will the posters be? I go to Ryerson, so I'm down around "the village" all the time. I'll keep an eye out for them.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 05:40 PM

Oh, and where can I pick up my prize? Do I have to go to the bar, or could you meet me at Hooker Harvey's?

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 05:42 PM

Hooker Harveys. God love a TO boy.



Is DR a local?

Declan McManus: The Love of A Lifetime 131,869 36
02/24/2004 05:50 PM

Threesome Night: Two Much Fun!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/24/2004 05:50 PM

Demo, I do posters/website for The Black Eagle Toronto. For all your red assed needs.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 05:55 PM

Another Canuck! Our forces grow stronger daily. Soon we will have our revenge upon the Jedi.



I post this from the secret finance bunkers deep beneath Commerce Court.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
02/24/2004 05:57 PM

I only count as half since Im a queer.



There use to be a couple others: A certain postbear and a Joe Dick.



How did you hear about this place?

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 05:57 PM

I'm keeping watch over Lake Ontario from my lookout in the beaches.

butternuts 14,362 10
02/24/2004 05:58 PM

I'm a temporary Canadian for a couple weeks ever summer. I'm a partial owner of a secret American colony in Quebec.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 06:00 PM

Newspaper article on the "Credit Card Prank".



And those who practice the love that dare not speak it's name* count fully in my book.



First, we take Manhattan...











































* It's "Norm".

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
02/24/2004 06:17 PM

I thought a gay Canadian counted twice. Like how there are really six Kids in the Hall.

Livewire 78,229 13
02/24/2004 08:21 PM

Everyone get back in here and get clickin'. If this thread doesn't get funniest of the month honours, there'll be hell to pay.



*shaking fist*

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/24/2004 08:34 PM

I figure not even advertise the gay leather part, and just the half off drinks, and just have an underground contest with the regulars and wait staff on how many tourists you can emotionally scar (after they pay cover of course)



(and yes I would pay to see that and participate too)

Livewire 78,229 13
02/24/2004 09:37 PM

Hear that faint repetitive tapping noise? It's Trixxie kicking herself for missing out on this thread.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/24/2004 09:47 PM

Are you sure? I could have sworn it sounded more like someone wacking it.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
02/24/2004 10:13 PM

Yeah, sorry, that was me. Tomb Raider is on City TV.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/24/2004 10:25 PM

See, this is one of the reasons I love GAB. There are two statements I can make here that will always be true.



1.One of you is drunk

2.One of you is masturbating.



It kind of makes up for being wrong in every other area of my life.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
02/24/2004 10:29 PM

Tut tut, TTJ. Sloppy logic parsing.



1.AT LEAST one of you is drunk

2.AT LEAST one of you is masturbating.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
02/24/2004 10:33 PM

It's not my fault my logic is sloppy. When I said "one of you is drunk" i actually meant me. And it's not too easy to think, type, and masturbate all at the same time while drinking.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
02/24/2004 10:44 PM

I admit nothing, dammit. I'm sober like Marilyn







hic

Scruff Mcgruff 139 9
02/24/2004 10:58 PM

can I get a what what for masturbating while drunk?

Livewire 78,229 13
02/25/2004 01:53 AM

Fluro seems to have passed out. Probably from masturbating while drunk.

Medium-rare BobJohnson 178,045 22
02/25/2004 02:53 AM

I'd like to formally request that you use the word "sodomtastic" in an ad in the near future. Please.

Mr. Slinky 28,185 10
11/23/2006 10:24 PM

This thread is teh awesome.

Lloyd. Just Lloyd 48,662 14
11/24/2006 12:18 AM

Especially because I won the second contest. But I never did go check out the poster with my slogan. But I am sure it was amazing.

Pumpkin Noggin-an Xmas tradition 56,642 8
11/27/2006 11:01 AM

Threesome night: Come join the Lemon Party.

Fratberry 282,615 53
04/10/2008 12:52 PM

I'm bumping this for Chickens. Yes, that is EXACTLY what I said.