Good Stuff
A comedy conversation
by JACOBPANTS  13,437  11
03/01/2004 02:36 PM 218 views
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I was in the doctor's office waiting room, and there were two old ladies crocheting across from me. I didn't have anything better to do, so I eavesdropped on their conversation.
Old Lady #1: It's a good thing you didn't wear your wig, it would have blown away in all this wind.
That's it. That's all I heard. I was laughing too hard to hear anything else. She said it so seriously, without a hint of a smile.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Hilarious
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490  10
03/01/2004 02:42 PM
When did the "good stuff" happen?
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Side-splitting
22 votes
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JACOBPANTS 13,437 11
03/01/2004 02:59 PM
Yea! I wasn't done. And then a few minutes later the old lady that didn't have her wig holds up her blanket that looked exactly like goatse. The other one looked at it, gasped, and died right there. The Wig Lady got up and shouted, "Don't anyone ever make fun of my wig again, bitches." And ran out, after stealing the other lady's cane.
The end.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Pubah is Just Pubah 56,794 18
03/01/2004 03:06 PM
<action>Hugs JRaw-Pants</action>
For that TOTALLY TRUE story.
GodOt Pooped a Pineapple...Really!
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Side-splitting
8 votes
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Pubah is Just Pubah 56,794 18
03/01/2004 03:10 PM
Greetings DeClan...
I'm glad you have a man
You can take me off your listing
Of those who want your fisting...
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Hilarious
2 votes
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No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
03/01/2004 03:13 PM
<action>is on the edge of his seat</action>
Tell us more about the pineapple-poop!
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Pubah is Just Pubah 56,794 18
03/01/2004 03:16 PM
He's seems to like his new role
Pooping fully ripened Pineapples whole
I'm told it emerged breech
Dot of God gave a screech
Now he's fully vested with Dole
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Declan McManus: Love Makes Me Cheerful 131,869 36
03/01/2004 03:28 PM
Pubaugh, dear Pubaugh
You've gone from bad to verse
Pubaugh, dear Pubaugh
is your new ride a retired hearse?
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0 votes
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Chance teh Cheater 171,270 14
03/01/2004 04:23 PM
Good save Miss Pants!
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0 votes
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Pubah 56,794 18
03/02/2004 11:27 PM
God Save Miss Pants?
Dyslexia is a horrible desease
I'm taking donations for my foundation
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Punkin-zirra 3,585 11
03/02/2004 11:42 PM
"Dyslexic" and "Frost-ing illiterate" are a little different.
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0 votes
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Pubah 56,794 18
03/02/2004 11:45 PM
I made the sex with an illiterate in the past. She taught me many things...amoung them the art of spelling.
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