TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/10/2004 05:24 PM

Yoda's toilet is good...for me to poop on!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/10/2004 05:29 PM

Crap site...crap name!



I like how the first link ever is to take you off the site.

the Dude 152 9
03/10/2004 05:34 PM

Yoda looks like something that would float in my toilet.

qLoP 451 0
03/10/2004 05:38 PM

what kind of emotion could you expect from a dead robot?



None



nice job degrading everything

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/10/2004 05:39 PM

Ha ha. You think that's degrading? Stick around a few more minutes, I'm sure other people can make you feel a lot worse.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/10/2004 05:42 PM

Oh sorry. Sometimes the web designer in me just wells up and speaks its mind.



"Crap site."



See?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/10/2004 05:43 PM

You Frost-ing mahad me for that? Frost-ing asshat. Fart smith. mother-Froster. GODOT LOVER!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/10/2004 05:45 PM

Dont look at me! glorpie nega'd me!



Self-proclaimed comdedians are the worst critics.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/10/2004 05:46 PM

I mean, come on, you piece of Shakespeare. I wasn't being mean. I was pointing out that things get a lot worse around here. People call you names, bird brain. They mock your family, you inbred retard. Loosen up.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/10/2004 05:49 PM

<serious>

I gave him a click for having the balls to post his site.



Good luck with the career.

</serious>

Now, can I get back to trashing your site?

the Dude 152 9
03/10/2004 05:52 PM

Mahaing is the thing ever. I think its the eleventh commandment:

Thou shalt no maha you neighbor.

the Dude 152 9
03/10/2004 05:53 PM

<action>realizes he should not type anymore</action>worst

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/10/2004 05:54 PM

At the bottom of the site, it says you have to have written permission to use any of the jokes or images on the site. Isn't it public domain. If not, didn't glop just break the rule by posting the site?

the Dude 152 9
03/10/2004 05:58 PM

No one likes me.

But Yoda still looks like something that would float in my toilet.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/10/2004 05:58 PM

Come on. If you dont find it funny or outright offensive, how are you suppose to get that message to the person? What are the negas for?

qLoP 451 0
03/10/2004 05:58 PM

By referancing to the site that's not copying it, its endorsing it



If I told you to go out and buy a farmer's almanac that's endorsing/referencing it...



if i posted the information of the almanac then im copying it

the Dude 152 9
03/10/2004 06:02 PM

Wow, Glop is a douchbag.

Maha me, maha me. It turns me on. Come on, harder, faster!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/10/2004 06:04 PM

TWO NOOBS ENTER! ONE NOOB LEAVES!

TWO NOOBS ENTER! ONE NOOB LEAVES!

TWO NOOBS ENTER! ONE NOOB LEAVES!

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
03/10/2004 06:11 PM

Hi qLoP



Welcome to the board. Please join LEN, the Legion of Evil Newbs. It's your only chance.



We're not much, but we're all you've got for now.

qLoP 451 0
03/10/2004 06:13 PM

"Wow, Glop is a douchbag."



First off your too nim-witted to even spell my 4 letter user name, nice job there, why dont you run for president?



And no, I'm not a doucebag, I have never even purchased a douce, I have purchased a bag but not with the intent of holding douces in it. If I had to be put into a nomenclature I would pick MAMEL.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/10/2004 06:15 PM

You're right. You're not a douchebag. You're also not much of a speller.

DeezNutz 808 0
03/10/2004 06:18 PM

Damn qLoP, you really suck at web design. Looks like the only thing thats in the toilet is your website.



Hahhahahahhahhahaahahahhha!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! Fag!

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
03/10/2004 06:23 PM

Thank you DeezNutz. That's an excellent example of how not to act. I'm sure our new member appreciates the lesson.



Yer a peach.

Geidi 268 9
03/10/2004 07:11 PM

Man, makes me wonder why I came back, LOL!!!



hmmm...

the Dude 152 9
03/10/2004 07:11 PM

heh

qLoP 451 0
03/10/2004 10:50 PM

Dead Robot,



What you think of the new design?

Gonzo 20,522 17
03/10/2004 11:55 PM

Sit here, I do! Broken-hearted I am.



To Shakespeare I paid, but only farted, I did.

qLoP 451 0
03/11/2004 02:47 AM

The new interface much better!

Nachos 57,521 23
03/11/2004 08:36 AM

Dark blue on Teal makes for difficult reading....



On a completely unrelated note....Matt Stone's bastard child lives!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/11/2004 10:17 AM

Getting there kiddo. Interstitial pages are for porn sites only, these days.



Want me to get all "queer eye" on ya?

the Dude 152 9
03/11/2004 01:59 PM

qLoP, you no talent ass clown.

qLoP 451 0
03/11/2004 04:41 PM

I'm glad you like it Dude

Frogtacular 173,148 25
03/11/2004 04:45 PM

You up there.. I'll click you for that when you've changed your name for real.



And you other one.. Drop the can. Dead Robot, Nerd, and I are platooning it.. and yes, on Gab.. that is as dirty as it sounds.



thankssomuch.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/11/2004 04:48 PM

Nuke it from space. Its the only way to be sure.

godot 15,434 11
03/11/2004 04:48 PM

qlop - if you would like help redesigning your site please let me know. I am a master of all web programing languages and can have you a nice looking site up in about two hours. I'll do this for free - but I need access to your site's administrative control panel and your ftp details.



I'm sorry so many people here are treating you badly. I'm sure it's the last thing you want. I'd like to apologize for all of their actions.



Welcome to Gab and good luck.



I look forward to helping you in the future.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/11/2004 04:53 PM

I knew Godot would come. He's the only decent person on this board. Well, not really decent, but he's the nicest. Go ahead and give him everything he needs to help you.

godot 15,434 11
03/11/2004 04:55 PM

TTJ - I appreciate your compliments but I'm not going to forgive you for being so mean. Seriously, what did qlop ever do to you. Why do you always have to make jokes at other people's expense.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/11/2004 04:59 PM

I tried to point out that Dead Robot's comment was not even close to how degrading people can be here. And he mahad me, which was totally uncalled for. I'm sorry, Godot. In the future, I'll try to be more like you.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
03/11/2004 05:08 PM

"I am a master of all web programing languages..."



Not to mention a heck of a Master baiter.

the Dude 152 9
03/11/2004 05:09 PM

Godots here! Yay!

I guess I will change my name since it makes me be hated even more, guess yall got me by the balls.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/11/2004 05:12 PM

And yet your name is still the same, donkeyrapingShakespeareeater.

Ass clown 152 9
03/11/2004 05:19 PM

I guess Im no longer the Dude, and now my name is almost as funny as jackhammering

Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth

to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on

Santa Claus's tummy-tum, but I will think of one eventually.

qLoP 451 0
03/12/2004 05:25 PM

What's wrong with my name?

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/12/2004 05:26 PM

Well, nothing. Except ni the English language, q is followed by a u.

qLoP 451 0
03/12/2004 05:34 PM

Maybe your not as on top of the table as you think,



...lmnopqrstuv....

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/12/2004 05:36 PM

Quiet you. You are quite annoying right now. I have a question. Do you ever plan on quitting? Maybe you should go on a quest to find yourself.

godot (gone in 60 posts) 15,434 11
03/12/2004 05:41 PM

TTJ

qat

qaid

qats

qoph

qaids

qanat

qophs

qanats

qindar

qintar

qiviut

qwerty

qindars

qintars

qiviuts

qwertys

suqs

faqir

faqirs

sheqel

tranqs

umiaqs

buqsha

buqshas

suq

tranq

umiaq



Don't you feel stupid about right now.



I bet you suck at Scrabble.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/12/2004 05:45 PM

Actually, Godot, I don't feel stupid. Because no matter how many words you put up, there are many many more when q is followed by u. It's the way it's usualy done. Also, I feel a little sorry for you. I can't believe you actually took the time to look those up just to make some random person feel stupid.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
03/12/2004 06:08 PM

Those aren't real words, Godot. Qit making stuff up.

Sanford 1,636 10
03/12/2004 06:12 PM

No, they're real. I have a bad case of qaids.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/12/2004 06:14 PM

No, no Sanford. You heard the doctor wrong. He said AIDS.

Sanford 1,636 10
03/12/2004 06:15 PM

YOU SUQ!!!



See, they are real words.

qLoP 451 0
03/12/2004 06:21 PM

Quiet you. You are quite annoying right now. I have a question. Do you ever plan on quitting? Maybe you should go on a quest to find yourself.



You criticize my name with a stupid as Shakespeare comment and you want me to go on a Quest to find myself?



The epic adventure of qlop and frodo to find the horoescope and do our nails.

The Taniwha 14,139 11
03/12/2004 06:23 PM

Meanwhile, I have leet funny.



It's true! Check out my profile!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/12/2004 06:24 PM

You're right. It was a stupid as Shakespeare comment. But I really don't think that we need to be nasty here. You asked what was wrong with your name, I told you what I thought. Let that be the end of it. As of right now, I don't have a problem with you. I don't shudder with disgust when I see one of your posts.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/12/2004 06:26 PM

Also, if you scroll up, you'll see that my first comment ever to you was to warn you that people could get degrading around here. And you Frost-ing mahad me for it. You over sensitive piece of sh Nope. Not gonna be a bitch. Not gonna say it.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/12/2004 06:29 PM

Yeah, maha me again. Please. Did that help you prove your point? Or did it help me prove my point that you are an over sensitive piece of Shakespeare? Maybe you can explain why me saying q is usually followed by u deserved a maha. Ass hat. I tried to be nice. Just remember that.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
03/12/2004 06:29 PM

Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent at this juncture.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/12/2004 06:32 PM

Uh, sorry. I'm done ranting.

qLoP 451 0
03/13/2004 02:01 PM

Amazing how not one person actually read the content, just went on and on about the format and name,



I guess this was the strategy many used when voting for the president

ringworm 68,315 13
03/13/2004 02:26 PM

i read some of the content. it wasn't entertaining, so i didn't read any more.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
03/13/2004 02:33 PM

qlop, I don't think that people didn't bother reading it. It's just that, after reading over many many sites just like that one, you lose interest. But I did read some of it. And I just didn't find much worth commenting on. Not because it sucks, but because it's all been done before.

The Taniwha 14,139 11
03/13/2004 03:55 PM

This thread is a very good 'tard joke.

Heidi aka Geidi 268 9
03/13/2004 05:56 PM

I want a 'tard baby doll.

qLoP 451 0
03/14/2004 02:03 AM

So did my mother, and as they say, the rest was history.

peter dont smoke no leftova crizack 1,850 10
05/08/2004 09:43 PM

that site is just a sad try of ripping off maddox's style.



it sucks my hairy nipples.

Amish girlscout 730 9
05/08/2004 10:33 PM

Actually, Maddox is famous for his criticism of things with the constant use of profanity.



So it is in fact you are just a sad try of ripping off maddox's style



My style is completely different then Maddox, my content is all different, my style of writing is different, the layout is different, Maddox doesn't write poems or make videos. The only thing we both have in common is we are humor sites, which then I guess makes John Hargrave a Maddox copy too. What a coincidence, John likes to suck hairy nipples.

peter dont smoke no leftova crizack 1,850 10
05/08/2004 11:39 PM

no. john provides happy humour. you take subjects similar to maddox and write about things you hate.



anyway, your site still sucks my hairy nipples.

WhoaDude 497 9
05/08/2004 11:58 PM

Your mother is a ferret, why would she want a 'tard baby? Retarded ferrets don't last very long before an eagle gets them.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
05/09/2004 12:27 AM

"The only thing we both have in common is we are humor sites..."



I agree.

Maddox is funny, and apparently got more than a D- in English.

ringworm 68,315 13
05/09/2004 04:44 AM

zug.com is the world's only comedy site. ONLY!

Crazyballs 11,888 10
05/09/2004 04:49 AM

Hey, if it's written on the interweb, it must be true.