studio 2,001 10
03/18/2004 01:29 PM

Whinney the poo, whinney the poo....

butternuts 14,362 10
03/18/2004 01:29 PM

Afternoon Delight - Starland Vocal Band

Elf the meek 303 12
03/18/2004 01:30 PM

"Lunatic Fringe" - Red Ryder

MissBehave 3,853 11
03/18/2004 01:31 PM

I just make.

Sexual Harassment Panda aka WonderWoman 181,718 70
03/18/2004 01:32 PM

Brick House

PuggyD 48,304 12
03/18/2004 01:32 PM

"PuShakespeare" by Salt N Pepa.

claysae 0 0
03/18/2004 01:34 PM

I had a rough Shakespeare yesterday. Trying to push two sideways logs out my ass.

PuggyD 48,304 12
03/18/2004 01:36 PM

I'm not familiar with that one, Clayton. Sounds like a country song, though.

butternuts 14,362 10
03/18/2004 01:40 PM

Tunnle of Love - Dire Straits



Theme from the Bottom - Phish



Eruption - Van Halen



Oops I did it again - Britney Spears

Trixxie (Picture Gorilla in a Hot Tub) Thibedeaux 65,021 15
03/18/2004 01:43 PM

Oops I did it again - Britney Spears - for when you have the runs, personally Britney's songs/singing gives me the runs.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
03/18/2004 01:46 PM

Anything by Tom Waits. You can't tell the additional strain in your voice when you sing along with that guy.

Munkus 2,801 10
03/18/2004 01:48 PM

ring of fire by johnny cash

Munkus 2,801 10
03/18/2004 01:50 PM

obviously thats reserved for those post-curry poos

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
03/18/2004 01:52 PM

Britney Spears? Seriously?



Oh Baby, baby, what was I supposed to do



heh. she said "doo."

Frou Frou Secsi Dragon Lady 156,785 17
03/18/2004 01:56 PM

Take Another Whiff of My Fart - Janis Joplin.

claysae 0 0
03/18/2004 02:00 PM

I'm not familiar with that one, Clayton. Sounds like a country song, though



Ahhh! How do you know my name! Who are you and what do you want!

French Mailman 176,432 56
03/18/2004 02:17 PM

Constipation Blues - by Screamin' Jay Hawkins....

HighSoci 30,076 18
03/18/2004 02:31 PM

I can't get no satisfaction - Rolling Stones



Sitting on the dock of the bay -

HighSoci 30,076 18
03/18/2004 02:35 PM

I can't get no satisfaction - Rolling Stones



Sitting on the dock of the bay - Otis Redding



30 Minutes - Tatu



Against all odds - Phil Collins



Almost over - Limp Bizkit



Blowout - Crystal Method



Complicated - Avril Lavigne



and for the QTA...





Cream - Prince

PuggyD 48,304 12
03/18/2004 02:36 PM

No no no, gotta be "Darlin' Nikki".



Call me up whenever you wanna grind...

ringworm 68,315 13
03/18/2004 02:37 PM

tennessee ernie ford - 16 tons

Vladdy McImpaler 19,599 12
03/18/2004 02:43 PM

Scorpions -- Big Shakespearety Nights

Harold Faltermeyer -- Emerson F

Ernie -- I don't want to live on the loo

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
03/18/2004 02:50 PM

Flatulation punctuates the still night air

And I thank god you're here



I queefed - Enjoy

Make the most of my butt-toast

Enjoy my good friends - Enjoy

Elf the meek 303 12
03/18/2004 02:55 PM

"Another One Bites The Dust" hey hey!

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
03/18/2004 03:01 PM

Tom Petty-Free Fallin'

Phuc 237,915 21
03/18/2004 03:05 PM

Burnin' For You by Brown Oyster Cult

Elf the meek 303 12
03/18/2004 03:09 PM

Skidmark in my Soul - Aerosmith

It's In His Colon (the shoop shoop song) - Cher

O.P.P.(other people's poop)



God, help me for I am bored.

Gonzo 20,522 17
03/18/2004 03:10 PM

I Ran - A Flock of Seagulls

Sanford 1,636 10
03/18/2004 03:10 PM

These songs are made for poop'n

And that's just what they'll do

One of these days these songs are gonna poop all over you

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
03/18/2004 03:12 PM

You take the good,

you take the bad,

you take 'em both

and there you have

the craps of life...

thecarps of life...

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
03/18/2004 03:13 PM

that's right, carps.

Soma Roma 347 9
03/18/2004 03:16 PM

So Long, Frank Lloyd Wright

Chickens- Coming in from out of the Cold 286,326 61
03/18/2004 03:46 PM

Theme from Rawhide.

SU(V) 1,768 12
03/18/2004 03:49 PM

See what brown can do you for you today.



-UPS

Sanford 1,636 10
03/18/2004 03:51 PM

The soundtrack from Splash!

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
03/18/2004 03:52 PM

What was that Rod Stewert song?

"Oh no not again,

it hurts so good, I can't understand.

Flatuation"

S1mpleton 373 9
03/18/2004 03:53 PM

Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love - Elvis

Fratberry 282,615 53
03/18/2004 09:52 PM

Gotta Potty - Bobby Jimmy & the Critters

jawahalar 23,705 11
03/19/2004 01:46 AM

Shout by Tears for Fears





But replace shout with Shakespeare it sounds almost like it was meant to be





Shakespeare Shakespeare let it all out

Shakespeare is the thing that I'm talking about

Come on

I'm taking a Shakespeare so come on

Fluro 14,139 11
03/19/2004 01:53 AM

Chicago- Cant fight this feeling

Don McLean - American Pie (or should that be American Beer, but i digress...)

Elton john- Benny and the Jets

SU(V) 1,768 12
03/19/2004 02:23 AM

the theme tune to the Bill Cosby Show?





(Dropping the Huxtables off at the Pool)

Pubah Queezy Pants 56,794 18
03/19/2004 02:35 AM

Let it Flow (Hershey Squirts)

-Toni Braxton-



Anotherone Bites the Dust (I don't have a proper toilet)

-Queen-

Lunchbox slices, dices, and can Juliennes fries! 14,650 10
03/19/2004 03:19 AM

my roommate would always put on Radiohead's "Exit Music for a Film" when he shat, so that we couldnt hear the kids splashing.



turns out its possibly the worst song for pooping to because it is very quiet and has a lot of very silent stretches before the climax (2 minutes in).



"we hope...that you choke...that you chooookkkkeeee."

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/29/2004 11:38 PM

the one that sticks out in my head, even though it's actually a song ABOUT Shakespeare-ing (or inability to), and not just a title that's a metaphor for Shakespeare-ing, would have to be Constipation Blues by Screamin' Jay Hawkins....



of course, if you want to be a little more obscure, the theme from the Cosby Show could work.....

Fluro 14,139 11
08/29/2004 11:45 PM

Paint it black- mcjagger

AWB's Pick up the pices, or Jungle Boogie

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/29/2004 11:46 PM

Or the Dick Van Dyke show.



Falls over couch--poop flies out

Hannibal with a Dunce Cap On 820 8
08/29/2004 11:46 PM

"I'm Coming Out" - The I don't knows

thegreatwent 564 9
08/29/2004 11:50 PM

Come on baby make it hurt so good, sometimes bowels don't feel like the should so make it. hurt so good

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/29/2004 11:52 PM

...or, if it's gonna be a album-length endeavor, then Load, by Metallica.....



(disclaimer: SaltyDave does not endorse any music produced by Metallica after ...And Justice for All....-ed.)

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/29/2004 11:53 PM

Come on baby make it hurt so good, sometimes bowels don't feel like the should so make it. hurt so good



is that Jon Cougar ConcentrationCamp?

LongDistance 281 8
08/29/2004 11:57 PM

Death Metal, it scares the Shakespeare out of me.

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/30/2004 12:08 AM

death metal? i dont see what you mean...check out this song list from the popular Cannibal Corpse album Butchered At Birth:



01. Meat Hook Sodomy

02. Gutted

03. Living Dissection

04. Under This Rotted Flesh

05. Covered With Sores

06. Vomit The Soul

07. Butchered At Birth

08. Rancid Amputation

09. Innards Decay



what;s NOT to love?

Chit From Shine-ola 178,742 15
08/30/2004 12:25 AM

"My girl wants to Potty all the time" (Eddie Murphy)



"The Long Run" (The Eagles)



"Brown Eyed Girl" (Van Morrison)



"Mr. Brownstone" (Guns and Roses)



"Paper and Fire" (John Mellencamp)



"Down to the Waterline" (Dire Straits)

sperm 190 9
08/30/2004 12:29 AM

when its just not coming out



"cry me a river" by justin timberlake

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
08/30/2004 01:30 AM

"Sink The Bismark" by Johnny Horton.

Kaijou Stiletto 469 9
08/30/2004 04:55 AM

1812 Overture -Tchaikovsky

morris 174 8
08/30/2004 06:25 AM

Radio - Alkaline Trio



"Shaking Like a Dog Shakespeare-ing Razorblades"

morris 174 8
08/30/2004 06:30 AM

Dillinger Four - "Honey, I Shakespeare in the Hot Tub"

The Napkin of Glee 30,762 12
08/30/2004 06:40 AM

Blink 182 - I wanna Frost a dog in the ass.

Chickens' Singing Starfish 286,326 61
08/30/2004 07:32 AM

Brown sugar, what makes you taste so good.....







ew.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,742 15
08/30/2004 01:46 PM

"Knock Knock Knockin on Heavens Door" (Bob Dylan)



"Somebody Get Me a Doctor"(1 of 3 off Van Halen II)



"Bottoms Up"(2 of 3 off Van Halen II)



"D.O.A." (3 of 3 off Van Halen II)



"Under Pressure" (Queen)



"Shakespearehouse Shuffle" (Aerosmith)



"You Dropped a Bomb on Me" (Gap Band)



"Yellow Submarine" (Beatles)



"Five Minutes of Funk" (Whodini)

morris 174 8
08/30/2004 01:53 PM

Ja Rule - Daddys Little baby

Pants 14,252 17
08/30/2004 02:01 PM

Keep a knockin' but you can't come in

Keep a knockin' but you can't come in

Keep a knockin' but you can't come in

Come back tomorrow night and try it again



You said you love me and you can't come in

You said you love me and you can't come in (wooooo)

You said you love me and you can't come in

Come back tomorrow night and try it again. (woow)