Sanford 1,636 10
03/25/2004 11:15 AM

"Everyone has something you want."

Diablas 380 9
03/25/2004 11:16 AM

''Normal rules do not apply''

Aimless is fun for the whole family!! 54,807 10
03/25/2004 11:16 AM

Queer c0ck for the straight guy

Sanford 1,636 10
03/25/2004 11:17 AM

"We can be like human Legos."

Diablas 380 9
03/25/2004 11:17 AM

''There are more than two options''

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
03/25/2004 11:19 AM

"Your wife will never know."

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
03/25/2004 11:22 AM

"Variety is the spice of life...and ass."

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
03/25/2004 11:24 AM

All you can eat.

Diablas 380 9
03/25/2004 11:24 AM

''Bi now, gay later''

SHP - streamlined for your convenience 181,718 70
03/25/2004 11:26 AM

"Learn about interchangeable parts!"

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
03/25/2004 11:26 AM

"Bisexual Night: Because you may have to settle for second best."

Diablas 380 9
03/25/2004 11:27 AM

''Don't knock it til you've tried it''

Declan McManus: Love Makes Me Faint 131,869 36
03/25/2004 11:27 AM

Double Your Chances!

Incognito Stoat - Blends in like bad wallpaper 9,077 10
03/25/2004 11:28 AM

"Any hole's a goal"

Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
03/25/2004 11:29 AM

Get a hole for your pole

Felix 2,568 10
03/25/2004 11:29 AM

the 100th couple thru the door wins a marriage certificate. void everywhere except this bar.

Declan McManus: Love Makes Me Faint 131,869 36
03/25/2004 11:30 AM

Wanted: People Persons!

Barefoot Chance 171,270 14
03/25/2004 11:31 AM

cum get some hands on experience!

Sanford 1,636 10
03/25/2004 11:31 AM

"Out attempt to get straight guys into a gay bar."

SHP - streamlined for your convenience 181,718 70
03/25/2004 11:33 AM

"All the fun of a penis without the restrictive gayness!"

claysae 0 0
03/25/2004 11:33 AM

Bisexual Night: You like dags?

Lizzie B. Goode 4,212 10
03/25/2004 11:35 AM

Bisexual Night: Come be rejected by both men and women!

Scotty Snuggleduck 5,349 10
03/25/2004 11:35 AM

"Bisexual Night: You may not need you roofies."

Declan McManus: Love Makes Me Giddy 131,869 36
03/25/2004 11:38 AM

Tonight! Meat and Fish!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/25/2004 11:39 AM

Heeee! You people!

SHP - streamlined for your convenience 181,718 70
03/25/2004 11:41 AM

Bisexual Night:

Surf and Turf Special

Bi one, get one.

Declan McManus: Love Makes Me Giddy 131,869 36
03/25/2004 11:43 AM

Paging: L-O-L-A!

Sanford 1,636 10
03/25/2004 11:44 AM

"You're going to need a very long bath after this."

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/25/2004 12:08 PM

Diablas wins with the old standard!



I lavish 5 clicks...

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/25/2004 12:09 PM

...which didnt register.

Declan McManus: Love Makes Me Giddy 131,869 36
03/25/2004 12:12 PM

Only the first click registers.

SHP - streamlined for your convenience 181,718 70
03/25/2004 12:14 PM

I like this game.

More! More!

Declan McManus: Love Makes Me Giddy 131,869 36
03/25/2004 12:14 PM

Furthermore, what the fuush? Is the Black Eagle turning into a freaking FERN bar?



When's BootBlack Night? When's Demonstration Night?



Keep this Shakespeare up, and I'm off to CellBlock.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/25/2004 12:26 PM

Okay...game reset:



I need a tag line for Naked Night.



No help on this one. No description. Go!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/25/2004 12:27 PM

Bootblack is every Sunday and Thursday, Decks. We also have demos but for some reason we cant advertise it (insurance purposes, they tell me). So on the off nights we do the weird Shakespeare.



"Weird". Oh irony.

Declan McManus: Love Makes Me Giddy 131,869 36
03/25/2004 12:27 PM

We are not politicians. We Have Nothing to Hide!

Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
03/25/2004 12:28 PM

This Tuesday: Father and Son Night!



Complimentary leg and eyebrow waxes.

Frogtacular 173,153 25
03/25/2004 12:28 PM

"IT'S A TRAP!!"

Declan McManus: Love Makes Me Giddy 131,869 36
03/25/2004 12:32 PM

Naked Night: Just hanging out.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
03/25/2004 12:32 PM

"Naked Night: Come Learn To Ride Bear Back."

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 24,428 11
03/25/2004 12:33 PM

Naked Night:



There's hope, just drop your soap!



or



I can't believe I'm thinking of taglines for naked homosexuals!

Frou Frou Secsi Dragon Lady 156,785 17
03/25/2004 12:34 PM

"Bi High: Suck Low"



"Bisexuality: Not just for Women."



"Afraid of commitment? Bi now, pay later."

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
03/25/2004 12:34 PM

Just wondering. On naked night what would be the policy on hair nets?

Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
03/25/2004 12:36 PM

While we're here in the gay thread, I need to ask something.



How often is too often to use my new running gag?



(And my brother sticks his arm up other boys bums.)

SHP - streamlined for your convenience 181,718 70
03/25/2004 12:37 PM

Naked Night: Dress for Suck-cess!

SHP - streamlined for your convenience 181,718 70
03/25/2004 12:37 PM

Whistler-

He must do it deep for it to gag.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
03/25/2004 01:09 PM

Curiousity killed the cat.

Aren't you glad you're not a cat?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/25/2004 01:10 PM

Gotta go with Hanging Out. The bear back one would cause a small riot with the AIDS workers.

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
03/25/2004 01:14 PM

That'll teach me to not read the whole thread before posting. That was for Bi night.



For naked night:

Finally, you too can be just like Richard Hatch.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/25/2004 01:14 PM

"Curious like George. Hung like the Man in the Yellow Hat."

Werehamtaro 2,321 13
03/25/2004 01:18 PM

I know it's too late for the bisexual one, but just for the hell of it:



"Anything that's not bolted down! (Bring your bolt cutters.)"

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
03/25/2004 01:21 PM

The only thing you have to bi here, is each other!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
03/25/2004 01:32 PM

Picture: Gay nasty harness sex



Caption: Bi Bi love!

Gonzo 20,522 17
03/25/2004 03:08 PM

Naked Night:



Come and find out where to hang your keys.



(not necessarily in that order)

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
03/25/2004 03:12 PM

What is boot black? I have an idea



What is demo? I have no idea.

DemoMonkey, a newbs best friend. Now in Pine! 166,252 10
03/25/2004 03:14 PM

I'm Demo.



And I'm kind of concerned that a local gay bar has an entire night dedicated to me.

Ducky-Prankster of teh Universe! 10,666 13
03/25/2004 03:15 PM

"Dress like a guy, squeal like a girl."

Hammerhead: I've got it, you want it. 59,399 14
03/25/2004 05:52 PM

Naked Night: It's not a choice, you were born to it.

Diablas 380 9
03/26/2004 03:38 AM

DR - I'd just like to thank you for my clickies and my winning of the contest.



Ta very muchly!!!