StoneColdJaneAusten 173,958 15
03/29/2004 01:49 PM

Chi, if you want to liven things up, try kidnapping your kid.

butternuts 14,362 10
03/29/2004 01:50 PM

My life is exactly the same way, ChiChi, but it sure beats being a single loser.



If you suddenly found yourself back as a single guy, once you found a slut and had some meaningless sex, you'd soon find the endless routine of dating, going to clubs/bars, and other crap is just as boring as renting a movie on a Friday nights and praying to god the kid doesn't start crying.



Or so I keep telling myself.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
03/29/2004 01:56 PM

I was the one guy out of my group of friends that wanted to get married, and with the recent invetation i recieved, it looks like i will be the last to do so.



There is nothing more boring than being a single guy with nowhere to go. My idea of excitement now is belittling the designers from Trading Spaces.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
03/29/2004 02:05 PM

<action>sobs quietly</action>

If only I was married. . . I would have an excuss. . .

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
03/29/2004 02:11 PM

Who said married life was boring?



I have been punched, stabbed, arrested, shot at, sued and chased down by a car.





And that was just over the weekend!!

StoneColdJaneAusten 173,958 15
03/29/2004 02:12 PM

I have been punched, stabbed, arrested, shot at, sued and chased down by a car.



Eric is married to Liza Minelli?

Trixxie teh Scientist 65,021 15
03/29/2004 02:33 PM

What is a Poe platter?

butternuts 14,362 10
03/29/2004 02:33 PM

$20.00, same as in town.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/29/2004 02:34 PM

We ordered some sconces from Spiegel. Everyday we rush madly to the mail box in excited hope that our sconces have arrived. I used to get this excited when the new Maxim came out.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/29/2004 02:35 PM

Trixx, a Poe Platter is a drink they serve in the dance clubs in Cuidad Juarez, just across the border from the west Texas town of El Paso. I don't know what's in it, but the chicks dig it, so you might like them too.

psychaholic, a bear of very little peen. 4,888 13
03/29/2004 04:34 PM

A simmilar thought started an arguement this weekend. Apperently, it brought out some deep issues that lead her to leave and spend the night at her mom's house.

Fratberry 282,615 53
03/29/2004 04:50 PM

I have been punched, stabbed, arrested, shot at, sued and chased down by a car.



Um, so when did HighSoci hijack Eric's account?

JawericNguprinahajujular 23,705 11
03/29/2004 04:57 PM

I didn't say Kidnap







And I didn't beg for clickies either,well at least not in this thread

Whistler P. McManus 185,899 44
03/29/2004 05:02 PM

1984: We hitch hike from Fort Hamilton (Brooklyn) to Ogunquit (Maine) because we have nothing to do for a couple of days.



1986: We get married.



2004: We drive to the next town over and have lunch in their diner for a thrill.

Try Aimless with milk!! 54,807 10
03/29/2004 06:19 PM

My husband and I laid a tile countertop this weekend.





It was thrilling.

Spicey McHaggis 117,736 36
03/29/2004 06:22 PM

You got laid on a tile countertop? That's pretty cool. I bet you can use your back for a chess board afterwards.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/29/2004 06:24 PM

Or a waffle iron.

PatTheGreat 948 9
03/29/2004 07:04 PM

I have been punched, stabbed, arrested, shot at, sued and chased down by a car.



Talented car.

½ Llama has found her pyjamas 7,194 10
03/29/2004 08:02 PM

Married life doesn't have to be boring. I just found out the parents of an acquaintance of mine are getting divorced. Apparently he caught an STD from a Chinese prostitute while on a business trip and brought it home.



Nothing like a foreign whore's germs to spice up married life.

Pubah Wants a New Llife 56,794 18
03/29/2004 08:08 PM

Being married isn't in and of itself boring.



Some spice things up by 'swinging'. Some by beating the piss out of one another then calling the cops (hoping for a 'COPS' cameo). Still others skydive, sharkhunt and dangerously drive while arguing on the cell phone.

Boring is in the eye of the beholder. To a drama Queen, anything that dosen't end up with stiches or jail time is boring. Me, I prefer a more sedate existance (except for the trapeze I'd have rigged in the bedroom).



Do not lament...rejoice in your blessings. Watch "Lifetime" every now and then to appreciate your 'boring' lives.

StoneColdJaneAusten 173,958 15
03/30/2004 12:02 AM

Isn't this the point where some writer for Cosmo would suggest that you and your wife "play games"? Maybe you could dress up. Or maybe she could buy a dildo, and you can be the bitch for once.

I realize I'm going out on a limb assuming you haven't already done these things. Who am I to know if you've been the bitcvh before or not?

Pubah, Feel the Fiber 56,794 18
03/30/2004 12:04 AM

go buy some doughnuts and cherries



or



cherrios and oranges



whichever seem appropriate

StoneColdJaneAusten 173,958 15
03/30/2004 12:07 AM

Or maybe you should get the Jelly and potatoes out of the kitchen.

Pubah, Feel the Fiber 56,794 18
03/30/2004 12:08 AM

Shoulda know not to open any link you offer Jane.

½ Llama has found her pyjamas 7,194 10
03/30/2004 12:10 AM

Do you go looking for this stuff? How are your eyeballs not burned out of your skull?

Dr. Crazyballs 11,888 10
03/30/2004 12:10 AM

Jane, the jelly pick could be the next goatse. Then, when someone posts "oh my god that's horrible!", etc., You could say "HA! You've just been JAMMED!

StoneColdJaneAusten 173,958 15
03/30/2004 12:12 AM

YOu guys don't recognize a rotten pic when you see it? I'm ashamed. I thought I was dealing with people just as sick as me. Sad to see I was wrong.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
03/30/2004 12:14 AM

I never said being married was boring. The point I am trying to make is that married life has slanted my view of what is exciting. That's why I can't listen to the rap-hop music. Too much rythymatical gyrations for my blood.

Pubah, Feel the Fiber 56,794 18
03/30/2004 01:17 AM

I kinda miss dem rythmical gyrations and hypnotic hip-hop booty drop moves.



*Goes in search of a household watching BET*

Llunch Llady Lloyd 48,662 14
03/30/2004 08:27 AM

Whistler, I can relate:



1997: Spent summer living in a tent, backpacking around Europe, waking up each morning, opening the train timetable and putting our finger on a page and going there.



2004: We might spend a weekend renting a cottage up north. I can hardly sleep when I think of how much fun it will be.